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#124379 - 10/17/05 01:00 AM
I call Bullshit- Gia Paloma & Coffee Ron
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Better look quick- this shit's about to see the light of day.   Looks like Rob Black & Extreme are at it again. Now they've convinced poor old Coffee Ron and Gia Paloma to make a mockery of the sacred vows of marriage to promote their brand of porn. I guess Rob would be okay with fans mailing in gifts (preferably cash) and otherwise making fools of themselves. It wouldn't be a whole lot different from faking a stroke and promoting a candlelight vigil by fans in your own honor, or staging an "arrest" now would it? I don't really blame Paloma or Ron- they're being played like everybody else, but enough's enough already. Besides, Longshot and Keiko tried this same stunt three years ago and nobody gave a damn- what makes this one any different? 
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#124380 - 10/17/05 01:52 AM
Re: I call Bullshit- Gia Paloma & Coffee Ron
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
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Just in case anyone missed this on LukeIsBack a few days ago:
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The Gia Paloma/Coffee Ron wedding is a total publicity stunt, as if I even needed to say that out loud.
My thoughts on Gia "Quest for Fire" Paloma are public record here. No need to rehash. As for this Coffee Ron fella, well, look at him. It may be a farce, but that guy probably needs lithium to keep the erratic behavior brought on by his extreme happiness subdued. I personally wouldn't lay pipe to Gia's gangrenous plumbing with Wankus' peter, let alone mine, but C.R. scoring with her is the equivalent of me scoring with Charlize Theron, so he's gotta be on cloud nine. Of course that's IF he's actually intimate with her.
What I really don't get is how anyone thinks that this "publicity" could possibly generate anything positive. Will Extreme sell more movies and bring in additional revenue? Of course not. Will Gia acquire a larger fan base? Of course not. If anything, it could hurt the one she already has.
It seems the only person benefiting from this arrangement is Coffee Ron.
P.S. If you type "Wankus" in a post and use spellcheck, the first suggestion that comes up to replace it is "Anus". Beautiful.
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#124381 - 10/17/05 01:56 AM
Re: I call Bullshit- Gia Paloma & Coffee Ron
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 12/22/03
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you know, ive seen them twice this week and they seem very happy... i say legit.
Dont know what you mean about me and keiko trying a stunt, we are married. we even have matching tattoos for crissake.
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#124382 - 10/17/05 05:32 AM
Re: I call Bullshit- Gia Paloma & Coffee Ron
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Dont know what you mean about me and keiko trying a stunt, we are married. we even have matching tattoos for crissake.
meh, you might actually be married now. No one cares yet.
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#124383 - 10/17/05 07:08 AM
Re: I call Bullshit- Gia Paloma & Coffee Ron
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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meh, you might actually be married now. No one cares yet.
will anyone ever? 
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#124385 - 10/17/05 09:49 AM
Re: I call Bullshit- Gia Paloma & Coffee Ron
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
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#124386 - 10/17/05 11:29 AM
Re: I call Bullshit- Gia Paloma & Coffee Ron
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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My thoughts on Gia "Quest for Fire" Paloma are public record here. No need to rehash. As for this Coffee Ron fella, well, look at him. It may be a farce, but that guy probably needs lithium to keep the erratic behavior brought on by his extreme happiness subdued. I personally wouldn't lay pipe to Gia's gangrenous plumbing with Wankus' peter, let alone mine, but C.R. scoring with her is the equivalent of me scoring with Charlize Theron, so he's gotta be on cloud nine. Of course that's IF he's actually intimate with her.
Awesome stuff...you just described the plot of another epic prehistoric film
But seriously, what has happened to Gia's grill? Can we get a list of the cutting and pasting done there?
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#124387 - 10/17/05 05:35 PM
Re: I call Bullshit- Gia Paloma & Coffee Ron
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
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Pretty lame  wedding. No one OD'ed
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#124392 - 10/18/05 08:52 AM
Re: I call Bullshit- Gia Paloma & Coffee Ron
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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you know, for looking unstable... hes one of the nicest guys ive met.
True dat.
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#124394 - 10/19/05 05:07 PM
Re: I call Bullshit- Gia Paloma & Coffee Ron
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Registered: 11/09/04
Posts: 18
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What I really don't get is how anyone thinks that this "publicity" could possibly generate anything positive. Will Extreme sell more movies and bring in additional revenue? Of course not. Will Gia acquire a larger fan base? Of course not. If anything, it could hurt the one she already has.
WOW....we didn't realize that we wouldn't all get rich by doing this. I really thought I could sell alot more movies after this stunt. Do you really think it could hurt Gia's career? I hope Rob doesn't get mad at me when no one sends him the cash he's expecting. You guys really have me in a bind now that you've blown the lid off this scandal....I better recant all of this bullshit right away. Or maybe, just maybe, we are just two people who want to be together. I really love all of the stupid speculation and drama digging here. You don't really see anyone who knows us talking any shit, and there are plenty of them on this board. None of it makes any difference. I actually do find it hard to believe myself....fuck....I'm married to a woman that is half my age and is as hot as hell. I must be livin right!
As far as crossing me goes, you have to do alot more than talk a little shit on an anonymous board to get me in the mood to summon my evil super powers.
Longshot, Gen, and Monstar....
Thanks for your kind words.
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#124395 - 10/19/05 05:12 PM
Re: I call Bullshit- Gia Paloma & Coffee Ron
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Ron, first off congrats to you and Gia, second don't listen to the detractors this is mostly a porn fan board and you're going to find a lot of negative stuff from some of them, for alot of different reasons. What would bother me would be someone in my own industry talking shit about me like this "Eroticist Films" guy calling me evil and shit, uncool. In fact if I were you I would try to find him at AVN, crack his skull open and feast on the goo inside.
Best of luck to you and Gia for the future. She's a hell of a girl and we all know you're a lucky guy.
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#124396 - 10/19/05 05:53 PM
Re: I call Bullshit- Gia Paloma & Coffee Ron
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
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WOW....we didn't realize that we wouldn't all get rich by doing this. I really thought I could sell alot more movies after this stunt. Do you really think it could hurt Gia's career? I hope Rob doesn't get mad at me when no one sends him the cash he's expecting. You guys really have me in a bind now that you've blown the lid off this scandal....
This was my point, more or less. If this is in fact a publicity stunt, it's an embarrassingly stupid one. I know this "stunt talk" is 100% speculation and people (me, in particular) being jackasses, but we are talking about you and Gia, two people associated with Rob Black -- a man who's either ripped off, offended or alienated damn near everyone in the industry at one time or another. A half-brained, amateurish publicity stunt is something he's very capable of.
Good news is you're probably safe from a Rob Black ass fucking, seeing as how he'd probably end up on the business end of a chainsaw if he wronged you.
And if this is true love, well, I guess congrats and good luck are in order.
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#124397 - 10/19/05 07:12 PM
Re: I call Bullshit- Gia Paloma & Coffee Ron
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
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As far as crossing me goes, you have to do alot more than talk a little shit on an anonymous board to get me in the mood to summon my evil super powers.
Longshot, Gen, and Monstar....
Thanks for your kind words.
evil super powers are awesome!
but, no problem man, you've always been cool to me. nothing bad i can even think to say about you...
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#124398 - 10/19/05 07:26 PM
Re: I call Bullshit- Gia Paloma & Coffee Ron
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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As far as crossing me goes, you have to do alot more than talk a little shit on an anonymous board to get me in the mood to summon my evil super powers.
Longshot, Gen, and Monstar....
Thanks for your kind words.
evil super powers are awesome!
but, no problem man, you've always been cool to me. nothing bad i can even think to say about you...
Sounds like Coffee Ron has pinned Longshot's shoulders to the canvas a time or two. I can't blame you Longshot- if my living depended on running across Rob Black and Coffee Ron on ocassion I'd be kissing that ass, too.
But mine doesn't. And I still say this is bullshit. A setup for their new "married" line coming out.
The truth will out, and in a year there will be someone to bump this thread and give the then-current crowd of miscreants a good belly laugh.
Coffee, did Rob Black provide the "preacher" and license for the nuptials? Better check the credentials of the officiating preacher and check to see if the ink on the marriage license smudges.
Love is blind and all, but you're being played.
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#124400 - 10/25/05 01:04 PM
Re: I call Bullshit- Gia Paloma & Coffee Ron
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
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Coffee Ron,
what it's like being married to a junkie?
don't try to deny that Gia isn't a junkie. and don't say she doesn't use drugs anymore. whores who abuse drugs will ALWAYS abuse drugs. how else are they going to dull the emotional pain of taking black donkey cock in their vile, bucket-sized holes.
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#124401 - 10/25/05 01:08 PM
Re: I call Bullshit- Gia Paloma & Coffee Ron
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Bornyo-
The Truth is-
You don't know what the fuck your talking about.
So you're saying that the marriage to Ron is what broke up Paloma and Chris Evans? Or was it something else? Might have been, since they didn't break up til a week after the "wedding"
Geesh, next thing you know Rob Black will announce he's bringing in D.B. Cooper to fuck Rosalyn Carter.
Garfields quote seems appropriate right now: "Porn- I love this stuff"
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#124402 - 10/25/05 01:47 PM
Re: I call Bullshit- Gia Paloma & Coffee Ron
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
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RyanKnox wrote:
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A bunch of shit you'd expect from a c-list porn entity.
I can already see you'll be quite the contributor to the little fun camp we've got going here.
Just think about it Party People, Ryan Knox and Hamilton Steele under the same roof. The only way things could get better is if Jeremy Steele and Tony Sexton graced us with their presence.
P.S. Good to see you back Kyoto.
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#124405 - 10/26/05 02:54 PM
Re: I call Bullshit- Gia Paloma & Coffee Ron
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 07/04/05
Posts: 1006
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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Bornyo-
What the Fuck are you talking about?
Chris Evans is with Alana Evans you dumb shit!
Pull your head out of your ass.
Are they together so that they can use the same monogrammed luggage and towels??? 
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#124407 - 10/26/05 06:52 PM
Re: I call Bullshit- Gia Paloma & Coffee Ron
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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how else are they going to dull the emotional pain of taking black donkey cock in their vile, bucket-sized holes.
You know Kyoto; When you're right you're damn right. 
+1 Kyoto sure can handle a flamethrower when he wants to.
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#124408 - 10/26/05 07:06 PM
Re: I call Bullshit- Gia Paloma & Coffee Ron
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ADT regular
Registered: 11/09/04
Posts: 18
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Coffee Ron,
what it's like being married to a junkie?
don't try to deny that Gia isn't a junkie. and don't say she doesn't use drugs anymore. whores who abuse drugs will ALWAYS abuse drugs. how else are they going to dull the emotional pain of taking black donkey cock in their vile, bucket-sized holes.
Hilarious...anyways...sucking some type of insult out of last year's headlines is pretty weak, but, it is predictable behavior from an intellectually crippled individual. There are plenty of people in and out of porn that change their destructive habits. I personally haven't taken drugs for over 20 years...and I wouldn't marry a junkie, nor would I have anything in common with one. Keep watching "AdultFYI" or "Lukeisback"....you may be able to find some other pathetic thing to say that is more recent.
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#124410 - 10/27/05 02:30 AM
Re: I call Bullshit- Gia Paloma & Coffee Ron
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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one of two things can happen, both unfortunate.
-she starts using again, she's a little shot-out, money's tight, you start taking phone calls from 54-year old men from doha who politely ask to buy her for another three days.
-she starts using again, more seriously, starts using needles and fucking her dealer and brings home a bundle of joy named HIV to your happy home. news of your infection is on avn for a day, people are relieved you're not talent or well-known and you're quickly forgotten after you ask for the money you're owed to pay for your treatment and get fired instead.
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#124411 - 10/27/05 05:01 AM
Re: I call Bullshit- Gia Paloma & Coffee Ron
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Bornyo-
What the Fuck are you talking about?
Chris Evans is with Alana Evans you dumb shit!
Pull your head out of your ass.
Yeah they are, and in spite of Paloma they are back to exclusive again. Now pull your head outta Coffeerons ass and go find you a real job, boy. 
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#124414 - 10/27/05 02:18 PM
Re: I call Bullshit- Gia Paloma & Coffee Ron
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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OH DEAR LORD, resulting in comments towards his mom. GROW THE FUCK UP FUCKTARD....LEAVE HIS MOM OUT OF IT. SHE IS NOT HERE TO DEFEND HERSELF.  
Not only is it a pathetic attempt at a flame gypsy, it's actually funny since my dear Mom is departed (God rest her soul)
I honestly believe this Ryan Knox would shove his head up the ass of a corpse, then brag about it on a message board.
This is, of course, in addition to having Dave Pounder disease.
I started this thread really just as a heads up to CoffeeRon that he was going to look foolish by going along with this latest stunt. I probably should have done that through a pm or something but looking back I'm glad I didn't because, behold in stumbles XPT's newest village idiot
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#124415 - 10/27/05 02:27 PM
Re: I call Bullshit- Gia Paloma & Coffee Ron
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 07/04/05
Posts: 1006
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OH DEAR LORD, resulting in comments towards his mom. GROW THE FUCK UP FUCKTARD....LEAVE HIS MOM OUT OF IT. SHE IS NOT HERE TO DEFEND HERSELF.
Not only is it a pathetic attempt at a flame gypsy, it's actually funny since my dear Mom is departed (God rest her soul)
I honestly believe this Ryan Knox would shove his head up the ass of a corpse, then brag about it on a message board.
This is, of course, in addition to having Dave Pounder disease.
I started this thread really just as a heads up to CoffeeRon that he was going to look foolish by going along with this latest stunt. I probably should have done that through a pm or something but looking back I'm glad I didn't because, behold in stumbles XPT's newest village idiot
Oh boy, he mentions in his profile that he is JOGGING W/YOUR MOM. What a schmuck. Dumb Dee Dumb Dumb. People never cease to amaze me. I find such entertainment here on XPT. I absolutely love this forum. Well except for the dick head crowd. Which there are many.
P.S. Sorry about your mom, mine will be gone 3 years in May. Truly suxxx. Especially being an only child. GRRR!!!!! 
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#124416 - 10/27/05 03:18 PM
Ryan Knox Is Stoopid
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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Ryan, you are an imbecile...and I know you can read this. You make a living sticking your dick up the highway where most people shit every morning, yet you think that the concept of "cheese" is kinda gross. You have a fascination with other people's moms. You've got your head up the ass of Bornyo's mom, you're jogging with my mom. I think your're just infatuated with palindromes (do you hear Ryan running for his dictionary?). You're not a "Meat Puppet." Perhaps a "meat puppet." The Meat Puppets were a hardcore band from Phoenix formed in the early 80s, who had minor stardom riding the coat tails of the Gin Blossoms when discovered by Curt Cobain as he sat in Long Wong's Bar on Mill Avenue. They had talent and drive. You suck down Viagra and meth all day. Not sure why you had to edit a 3-line post. Was that getting a little too advanced for your dome? Padre, dame un favor, y callate su grande YAPPER!  
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#124418 - 10/27/05 03:57 PM
Re: Ryan Knox Is Stoopid
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 07/04/05
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Cant we all just get along????
NOOO not possible Hailey, there are alot of jerk offs on here. Hey Im all for peace, or getting a piece....  but sometimes these fuckers just go above and beyond the asshole level.
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#124421 - 10/27/05 07:24 PM
Re: Ryan Knox Is Stoopid
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Looks like I'm a little out of my league here.
If by "here" you mean XPT, you win the keychain sized rubiks cube for this week because you're right, dumbass.
If by "here" you mean porn valley in the category of male talent you win the jumbo size rubiks cube, because you are definitely out of your league there. That's a fucking given. You don't fucking want me to go any further on that score. In fact, I'm betting you don't sleep tonight wondering what about your pathetic attempt at a career spills out next.
Fucking mouthbreather
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#124423 - 10/27/05 08:14 PM
Re: Ryan Knox Is Stoopid
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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Looks like I'm a little out of my league here.
"It certainly does, Stanley." See Ryan, Laurel & Hardy were a comedy duo a long time ago, and you're probably too wasted to remember them, but they were funny.
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All though I respect the fact that the three of you got together and blew each other, the clever little retorts you came up with equate to nothing.
Not sure who the three of us are, but we evidently got a rise out of your sorry ass. Ergo... they equate to something.
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I wouldn't spend more than a second trying to make sense of your pathetic attempts to try and get a rise out of me.
You've posted quite a few responses, looks like we got you by the gonads already, pony-gurl.
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I know you FANS like to TALK a lot about porn because that's all you have going for you.It's very sad in a way.
So if it's my only thing in life, it's also all of your life, and shouldn't it be your job to cater to my wants? Do you see Jerry Seinfeld making dramas? Or George Carlin making reality shows? Pornfag...guys in porn are meant to be seen and not heard. If you think your shit is so good it doesn't stink, please work in the biz for more than 10 years before you start getting high and mighty over your status. Otherwise you are a hired dick. Nada mas.
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For all of you idiots that think that shit talking about someone's dead mom is out of line on a porn site that is designed for shit talking then you can all go and fuck your own moms.
See, you're obsessed with moms.
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#124424 - 10/27/05 08:31 PM
Re: Ryan Knox Is Stoopid
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Willie, et.al. Don't waste any more of your time with this fucker. First of all, this is what you're dealing with, from Pamela Peaks Site:
Look fast, that needle dick hardon won't last long. It never does.
As if that wasn't enough, I decided to do this just to see what would happen between someone supposedly making a living on his name by fucking and somebody who made up a fucking name to get a laugh. If the link dies try "ryan knox" with quotes and bornyo.
Move along folks, nothing to see here.
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#124426 - 10/27/05 09:23 PM
Re: Ryan Knox Is Stoopid
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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you know what happens to people like you when they get old ryan? you've already crossed that invisible line where the ink and the "i don't give a fuck" posturing crosses from mtv-extra to broken drifter on work-release mopping floors with no healthcare, no desirability to women, and basically no future. sumner redstone is badass, being the aging green-day roadieguy isn't. i bet sumner's killing an entire pod of northern right whales right now with james bond-villan death-rays and rolling around in their flesh, can you do that?
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#124427 - 10/27/05 09:29 PM
Re: Ryan Knox Is Stoopid
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Jesus Christ, if someone's reduxing Hamilton Steele, you've got me beat. Life really is more inherently hateful than art. And what the fuck is this... this thing growing on his chest? Is that mildew, gangrene, or is this guy Patient X for some new cross-species STD? Jesus Christ! Just put the peanut butter a few inches higher next time and have the dog lick that off.
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#124428 - 10/28/05 06:31 AM
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