I've long believed that all people should be allowed midgets as housepets. Asia has spent millions trying to build the perfect robotic housepet with the same warmth and unconditional love as a dog but without all the shitting where its been right under our noses since the dawn of time, midgets. You can put them in those little carry around dog purses, they are easy to train and most importantly with a phone book or two they can climb up and use the toilet eliminating those nasty morning surprises. All i need is 10% of the worlds population to get behind this idea before we make steps towards making it become a reality.