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In lieu of the pending NBA draft and the fact that the topic of how certain bitches in porn have more manly features than others constantly comes up, I thought we might compile a little list of the most mantastic women in porn.

Off the top of my head I can only think of three...
At Number one, it shouldnt be much of a surprise that Aria Doubtfire finishes at the top of the list. She looks like she played linebacker for the Steel Curtain in a previous life, and before that she was a mobster in the old school Cagney movies.

At number two, we've got Sydnee Steele. She looks like Jeanna Fine's younger brother, her body is a little too hard, but her face is even harder. Im surprised Nacho hasnt signed her onto Evil Angel yet.

And finally at number three, to finish up Coochie Monster's first round of most mantastic women in porn, I have the pleasure of giving this award to our very own Gen Padova. Yes she may be tiny, but dont be confused...if you ever do get a close enough still shot of her face you will notice the presence of an Adam's apple. Recent pictures posted have shown her to have a larger penis than Kyoto which isnt saying much, but hey all you need is a cock to be eligible for this award.

Who else am I leaving out of this prestigious category?

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