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#107065 - 06/15/05 10:19 PM Porn Star Karaoke At Sardos Bar Pictures
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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10% of innocent family deaths on the roads are by people like this.



I wonder how many men consider her worthy of a sexual fantasy?. If you look like this what makes you think that people want to see you at all, let alone naked and better yet in the act of sex?. Why are people like this accepted, who pays this person good money to fuck, will she move units?, will people demand to see more of her?. Shit like this bugs me, obviously



Mickey g is the most filthy persian rug salesman in the porn industry, I wish he would drag his saggy middle aged ass and 4 inch Armenian cock into some other field and put us all out of our misery.



If you look like mr winslow from family matters then what makes you think people want to see you sexually. i know im going on about this but its just getting ridiculous now. people like this have no business in porn, they drag down prices for attractive willing porn stars, not to mention bringing in a variety of new diseases. There is barely places for people like this in society and i think thats enough and they shouldn't get greedy.




Dear lord. Rob and keiko are to porn what soap scum is to a bath tub. Sorry for the horrible analogy ive just used up all the hate i had in my body on the last three people.



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#107066 - 06/15/05 10:23 PM Re: Porn Star Karaoke At Sardos Bar Pictures
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...



In order to pull of the cutesy act you have to be cute, you fail on both accounts.



I just want this guy to get lost and walk right into the heart of the crips territory

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#107067 - 06/15/05 10:29 PM Re: Porn Star Karaoke At Sardos Bar Pictures
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Before getting hit in the mouth by a Large Beetle going 60 mph on PCH at 3 AM in the fog....



...and after getting hit in the mouth by a Large Beetle going 60 mph on PCH at 3 AM in the fog....

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#107068 - 06/15/05 10:39 PM Re: Porn Star Karaoke At Sardos Bar Pictures
MindlessDribble Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 06/10/05
Posts: 36
Loc: Hemp Valley, CA
Quote:

Only a few worth commenting on




I wonder how many men consider her worthy of a sexual fantasy?. If you look like this what makes you think that people want to see you at all, let alone naked and better yet in the act of sex?. Why are people like this accepted, who pays this person good money to fuck, will she move units?, will people demand to see more of her?. Shit like this bugs me, obviously





I see what you mean, she could lose a few pounds.
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#107069 - 06/15/05 10:42 PM Re: Porn Star Karaoke At Sardos Bar Pictures
smiling arab Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
Jesus Christ, if it wasn't before, PSK is now officially Ground Zero for C-list porn whores. I half expect that they have a place where owners can check their leashes at the bar and a lounge for the canines, bulls and horses that will make up these girls' sparring partners for the rest of their careers.

Seriously, this is the kind of thing you might buy a drink in a bleary-eyed stupor, but I'd have to have an IV drip of morphine and Jim Beam not to jump in my fucking car and drive to the next state when she smiled at me.

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#107070 - 06/15/05 10:53 PM Re: Porn Star Karaoke At Sardos Bar Pictures
MindlessDribble Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 06/10/05
Posts: 36
Loc: Hemp Valley, CA
Quote:

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Any information on the guy who is getting horribly crushed in this picture and what his current medical status is?
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#107071 - 06/15/05 11:06 PM Re: Porn Star Karaoke At Sardos Bar Pictures
smiling arab Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
The bad news is, you're ugly.

The good news is, if you're ever hired by Ringling Brothers, you'll save a hell of a lot of money on make-up.

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#107072 - 06/16/05 02:09 AM Re: Porn Star Karaoke At Sardos Bar Pictures
2cums Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
Quote:

OK, now I realize why meatpuppets take viagra and get paid in vids the horror! the horror!




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#107073 - 06/16/05 02:24 AM Re: Porn Star Karaoke At Sardos Bar Pictures
Shaddup Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 04/12/05
Posts: 473


"Pull my string, hear me sing!"



ADVERTISING SPACE STILL AVAILABLE! LOW RATES!



Britney Spears?



Frighteningly Accurate!



"(Sigh), Alas poor titties, I never knew ye well."



"Daggummit, I know that INFLATE button is around here somewhere!"



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"This is how I practice for my Rob baby, but the fingernail is actually longer."



"Remember what you're fighting for guys! xoxox"



"SERIOUSLY! GO LISTEN FOR YOURSELF!"


"Yeah right, honey. I'll be damned if I put that thing to my mouth now."

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#107074 - 06/16/05 03:06 AM Re: Porn Star Karaoke At Sardos Bar Pictures
Coochie Monster Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
Quote:

Quote:

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I wonder how many men consider her worthy of a sexual fantasy?. If you look like this what makes you think that people want to see you at all, let alone naked and better yet in the act of sex?. Why are people like this accepted, who pays this person good money to fuck, will she move units?, will people demand to see more of her?. Shit like this bugs me, obviously





I see what you mean, she could lose a few pounds.




She looks like Sloth from the Goonies.

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#107075 - 06/16/05 06:15 AM Re: Porn Star Karaoke At Sardos Bar Pictures
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY


My vampire lore is a little rusty, but don't they have the ability to mesmerize/charm their victims before they bite them? That has got to be how this chick gets any dude to stick his dick into that oral abyss under her nose....


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#107076 - 06/17/05 01:48 AM Re: Porn Star Karaoke At Sardos Bar Pictures
adflksjflaksfjsdk Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 05/21/05
Posts: 35
Loc: the bermuda triangle...


oh so that's what happened to busta rhymes...
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#107077 - 06/17/05 02:42 AM Re: Porn Star Karaoke At Sardos Bar Pictures
Ivor Biggun Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
Quote:

Jesus Christ, if it wasn't before, PSK is now officially Ground Zero for C-list porn whores. I half expect that they have a place where owners can check their leashes at the bar and a lounge for the canines, bulls and horses that will make up these girls' sparring partners for the rest of their careers.

Seriously, this is the kind of thing you might buy a drink in a bleary-eyed stupor, but I'd have to have an IV drip of morphine and Jim Beam not to jump in my fucking car and drive to the next state when she smiled at me.






Introducing KSex Radio fan Gemini:





I retract any past criticism of KSex. We will be forever indebted to Wankus for his part in bringing this beauty to the world of porn.
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#107078 - 06/17/05 07:07 AM Re: Porn Star Karaoke At Sardos Bar Pictures
Cerberus Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...

Who is this?


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Edited by tantas' Daddy (06/17/05 07:08 AM)
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#107079 - 06/17/05 07:23 AM Re: Porn Star Karaoke At Sardos Bar Pictures
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Cytherea
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#107080 - 06/17/05 09:00 AM Re: Porn Star Karaoke At Sardos Bar Pictures
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Quote:

Quote:

Jesus Christ, if it wasn't before, PSK is now officially Ground Zero for C-list porn whores. I half expect that they have a place where owners can check their leashes at the bar and a lounge for the canines, bulls and horses that will make up these girls' sparring partners for the rest of their careers.

Seriously, this is the kind of thing you might buy a drink in a bleary-eyed stupor, but I'd have to have an IV drip of morphine and Jim Beam not to jump in my fucking car and drive to the next state when she smiled at me.






Introducing KSex Radio fan Gemini:





I retract any past criticism of KSex. We will be forever indebted to Wankus for his part in bringing this beauty to the world of porn.






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#107081 - 06/17/05 12:17 PM Re: Porn Star Karaoke At Sardos Bar Pictures
Coochie Monster Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Jesus Christ, if it wasn't before, PSK is now officially Ground Zero for C-list porn whores. I half expect that they have a place where owners can check their leashes at the bar and a lounge for the canines, bulls and horses that will make up these girls' sparring partners for the rest of their careers.

Seriously, this is the kind of thing you might buy a drink in a bleary-eyed stupor, but I'd have to have an IV drip of morphine and Jim Beam not to jump in my fucking car and drive to the next state when she smiled at me.






Introducing KSex Radio fan Gemini:





I retract any past criticism of KSex. We will be forever indebted to Wankus for his part in bringing this beauty to the world of porn.











She actually somewhat resembles what Charlize Theron would have looked like had Dr. Mengele delivered her.
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#107082 - 06/17/05 01:41 PM Re: Porn Star Karaoke At Sardos Bar Pictures
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:








She has a great sense of humour - and what a warm smile!!!


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#107083 - 06/17/05 01:50 PM Re: Porn Star Karaoke At Sardos Bar Pictures
Random Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342


I was going to say Rob Spallone should book this chick, but I think she may be too attractive.
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#107084 - 06/20/05 09:19 AM Re: Porn Star Karaoke At Sardos Bar Pictures
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
You guys forgot to go monkey style on this photo from PSK.
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#107085 - 06/20/05 12:06 PM Re: Porn Star Karaoke At Sardos Bar Pictures
Maxxx Beaver Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 05/20/05
Posts: 43
Loc: Canada
Speaking of PSK...I was over at www.pornohs.com recently and they had a great article discussing this event...

http://pornohs.com/MAW_PSKaraoke.html

Very funny shit...

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#107086 - 06/20/05 12:18 PM Re: Porn Star Karaoke At Sardos Bar Pictures
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
I'm so glad they updated it. that was a fucking gem

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#107087 - 04/17/06 09:35 PM Re: Porn Star Karaoke At Sardos Bar Pictures
Eddie Normous Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
why aren't there anymore threads like this? i laughed so hard rereading this...

Quote:



I wonder how many men consider her worthy of a sexual fantasy?. If you look like this what makes you think that people want to see you at all, let alone naked and better yet in the act of sex?. Why are people like this accepted, who pays this person good money to fuck, will she move units?, will people demand to see more of her?. Shit like this bugs me, obviously




vintage monkey.

Quote:


Britney Spears?





who is this?



Possibly the best photo ever.

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#107088 - 04/17/06 10:05 PM Re: Porn Star Karaoke At Sardos Bar Pictures
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Quote:

Only a few worth commenting on




I wonder how many men consider her worthy of a sexual fantasy?. If you look like this what makes you think that people want to see you at all, let alone naked and better yet in the act of sex?. Why are people like this accepted, who pays this person good money to fuck, will she move units?, will people demand to see more of her?. Shit like this bugs me, obviously





I see what you mean, she could lose a few pounds.




And see a dentist ...
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#107089 - 04/17/06 10:18 PM Re: Porn Star Karaoke At Sardos Bar Pictures
Phlogiston Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.



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#107090 - 04/17/06 11:52 PM Re: Porn Star Karaoke At Sardos Bar Pictures
John Floofin Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Quote:

why aren't there anymore threads like this? i laughed so hard rereading this...






Hey Eddie, feel free to try your own hand if you like. We've all gotta pitch in now.

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#107091 - 04/18/06 07:31 AM Re: Porn Star Karaoke At Sardos Bar Pictures
Eddie Normous Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
Quote:

Quote:

why aren't there anymore threads like this? i laughed so hard rereading this...






Hey Eddie, feel free to try your own hand if you like. We've all gotta pitch in now.




i would, but i ain't got the humour not the hatred to match what other people can do...

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#107092 - 04/18/06 08:56 AM Re: Porn Star Karaoke At Sardos Bar Pictures
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Porn Star Karaoke or a chapter of Carnivàle

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#107093 - 04/18/06 09:54 AM Re: Porn Star Karaoke At Sardos Bar Pictures
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

Porn Star Karaoke or a chapter of Carnivàle




Much like your mistake in employing the rhythm method to keep your sister from getting pregnant, you are wrong again my swarthy friend. Does it feel good to be wrong all the time?

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#107094 - 04/18/06 03:00 PM Re: Porn Star Karaoke At Sardos Bar Pictures
Steven Millan Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 706
Loc: Las Vegas
The very special people(the retarded,the Down Syndrome folks,the handicappped)invaded Sardos' PSK for one very special night?!

I never knew that those folks(that attended that PSK night)actually do watch porn,for the more fans watching porn,the better,I guess.


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#107095 - 04/18/06 03:15 PM Re: Porn Star Karaoke At Sardos Bar Pictures
cumalloverher Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 07/21/05
Posts: 1704
Loc: *quah quah quah quah*
Quote:



I wonder how many men consider her worthy of a sexual fantasy?. If you look like this what makes you think that people want to see you at all, let alone naked and better yet in the act of sex?. Why are people like this accepted, who pays this person good money to fuck, will she move units?, will people demand to see more of her?. Shit like this bugs me, obviously





This is a very unattractive woman, so monkey pondered correctly. But I have a notion, another frontier of degradation sexualfile videos. Perhaps deliberately hire ugly women, insecure about their looks and desperate to feel sexy and desired. Make overtures to her that way in the preinterview, tell her she has a unique quality, definitely very sexy, the camera will love her, etc. etc. Put her at ease, make her excited about pornography. Tell her, like, that the rougher the guys in the scene are with her is an inndication of how excited she makes them, how sexy she is. Film a preinterview in such a manner. Then abuse her in the usual abominable ways with the vomiting oral sex and such. Have the males call her a "hot little bitch" and such but put post production subtitles over these images pointing out the conntrary and the obvious. It's an amorphous notion. It'd need a title and fine tuninng, but I sense it has merit, "merit" being relative of course to the matter under discussion.


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#107096 - 04/18/06 03:21 PM Re: Porn Star Karaoke At Sardos Bar Pictures
Steven Millan Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 706
Loc: Las Vegas
Quote:

Quote:




I retract any past criticism of KSex. We will be forever indebted to Wankus for his part in bringing this beauty to the world of porn.





INT.WANKUS' LIVING ROOM
Wankus at home sitting near the PC,seeing this latest XPT slag against him....

WANKUS
(smiling)
All right !!!! Yipppeeeee!!!!
Those assholes at XPT gave me
another shot of free publicity,
for more free publicty for me,and
more copies of "Tyler's Fantasies"
and "Thar She Blows" being sold!!!



Wankus then rises his fists in truimph,rises to his feet,and then loudly cheers "Yaaaaaaa-Whhhhhhhooooooo!!!!",and does the Evil Ash(Army Of Darkness)Goody Two Shoes dance,as he then does a breakdancer back spin,leaps on the floor,and does the Worm,happily knowing that his name has once again been spread,whether it's said in good or bad.


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#107097 - 04/18/06 03:33 PM Re: Porn Star Karaoke At Sardos Bar Pictures
Phlogiston Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
In case anyone can't tell, the drag queen in my previous post is Barry Bonds. Apparently taking steriods not only shrinks your balls but it makes you accessorize too!

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#107098 - 04/18/06 04:30 PM Re: Porn Star Karaoke At Sardos Bar Pictures
morbidthoughts Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 02/17/05
Posts: 123
It's not as funny when the punchline is explained.

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