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#106869 - 06/14/05 11:46 PM get it while it's hot
Bornyo Offline
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#106870 - 06/15/05 12:41 AM Re: get it while it's hot
Random Offline
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I can't help but think of Charles Grodin when I read something penned by Morbid.

But I do like this:

"Dani Woodward stealing Bono's badge, putting it around her neck, and exclaiming to everyone walking by, Look at me. I'm a loser!!!"



And this:

"These photos are the property of the photographer and may not be used without permission."

Does that mean we can't give the pics our usual treatment?
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#106871 - 06/15/05 02:47 AM Re: get it while it's hot
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
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"These photos are the property of the photographer and may not be used without permission."

Does that mean we can't give the pics our usual treatment?




You can blame me for that. He started putting copyright notices on everything after I used his pic of Melissa choking him as my avatar. I had a hilarious conversation with him in the ADT chatroom about it.

I started off by telling him that if he asked me to stop using the pic, I would. He then basically wittered on in legalese for about fifteen minutes about his rights as copyright holder, in some pathetic attempt to intimidate me, but without actually making a simple request for me to remove it.

After he had finished his long and pointless legal sermon, I asked again and he finally demanded "REMOVE THE PICTURE", to which I said "ok." and complied, just like I would have at the start.

This guy must be a fucking hopeless lawyer.
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#106872 - 06/15/05 04:25 AM Re: get it while it's hot
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#106873 - 06/15/05 07:23 AM Re: get it while it's hot
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Registered: 02/17/05
Posts: 123
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"These photos are the property of the photographer and may not be used without permission."





It's standard boilerplate that's in every of the adt auto-generated galleries. It's part of the template. The language has been there for a couple of years due to the ebay scandal. Due to the dropping of the forum.adultdvdtalk.com hosting server, this is the first year I've had to utilise this gallery script. I no longer have complete and direct editorial control of the gallery and the webpages themselves.

To answer your other question, the cage can give it the usual treatment if it falls under satire.

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#106874 - 06/15/05 07:34 AM Re: get it while it's hot
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Registered: 02/17/05
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You can blame me for that. He started putting copyright notices on everything after I used his pic of Melissa choking him as my avatar.




The copyright watermarks have been on most of my images since the 2004 AVN; again due to the ebay scandal. If it wasn't on every then it was because it was a cover pic or that I was too lazy to run the program that slapped it on. The melissa image was from 2005 AVN.

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#106875 - 06/15/05 08:43 AM Re: get it while it's hot
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again due to the ebay scandal.




what is this ebay scandal that you speak of?
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#106876 - 06/15/05 01:17 PM Re: get it while it's hot
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again due to the ebay scandal.




what is this ebay scandal that you speak of?




Somebody jacked some of his pics and tried to sell them on eBay, if memory serves.
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#106877 - 06/15/05 01:26 PM Re: get it while it's hot
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Registered: 06/15/05
Posts: 534
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how could u not like the mynxter?
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#106878 - 06/15/05 05:18 PM Re: get it while it's hot
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To answer your other question, the cage can give it the usual treatment if it falls under satire.






Don't flatter yourself, none of the pictures from that group are worthy of that treatment. Even if some were it would be hard for me to get passed the fan boy intentions behind the taking of them to begin with. Thanks for your concern, you have a choice between a green or red apple, red ones are in season right now.
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#106879 - 06/15/05 06:33 PM Re: get it while it's hot
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Registered: 04/26/03
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Frankie, is the girl in your sig the one who was on that Andy Dick reality show satire on MTV?



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#106880 - 06/15/05 06:54 PM Re: get it while it's hot
BiG WoRM Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 06/03/05
Posts: 368
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Frankie, is the girl in your sig the one who was on that Andy Dick reality show satire on MTV?







I have a better question

why does this




remind me of this (with exception to hair color)


And the references to ADT that you have made seem peculiar as well. You wouldn't happen to know a mod at ADT named hardware?

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#106881 - 06/15/05 07:22 PM Re: get it while it's hot
morbidthoughts Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 02/17/05
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Hardware is a huge vanessa chase fan which explains his icon but isn't the blonde chick Jenna?

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#106882 - 06/15/05 07:35 PM Re: get it while it's hot
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Registered: 03/28/04
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Morbid, you don't have any pics of Carmen riding the bull?

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#106883 - 06/15/05 07:50 PM Re: get it while it's hot
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 06/03/05
Posts: 368
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Hardware is a huge vanessa chase fan which explains his icon but isn't the blonde chick Jenna?




That's vanessa chase, didn't know. The blonde chick is someone named 'shanna'. Never the less, it strikes me as a little odd that they both use up-close pictures of women who have a similar look about them. But maybe my imagination is a little over-active. Besides, what could be gained from posing as someone else if it were in fact an ADT Mod.

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#106884 - 06/15/05 07:51 PM Re: get it while it's hot
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Registered: 02/01/05
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I think the blonde chick is Travis Barker's wife from "Meet the Barkers"

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#106885 - 06/15/05 08:18 PM Re: get it while it's hot
Ivor Biggun Offline
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Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
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Besides, what could be gained from posing as someone else if it were in fact an ADT Mod.




You'd have to ask ADT Mod bono-one / XPT ID ADTBigBalls that.
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#106886 - 06/15/05 08:38 PM Re: get it while it's hot
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Registered: 06/15/05
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lol what can be gained from being an adt mod is more like it.yeah thats the bitch from andy dicks show.and yes thats the bitch from meet the barkers.
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#106887 - 06/15/05 11:25 PM Re: get it while it's hot
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Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
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To answer your other question, the cage can give it the usual treatment if it falls under satire.






Don't flatter yourself, none of the pictures from that group are worthy of that treatment. Even if some were it would be hard for me to get passed the fan boy intentions behind the taking of them to begin with. Thanks for your concern, you have a choice between a green or red apple, red ones are in season right now.





Fucking beautiful. I love the idea of treating his digital photos of future DNA mops as works of art. They are, technically, but then again so are gigantic foam hats in the shape of cheese and the turkey baster his mother used to conceive him.
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#106888 - 06/16/05 01:07 AM Re: get it while it's hot
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Quote:

the cage can give it the usual treatment if it falls under satire.



Oh please, allow us!

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#106889 - 06/16/05 02:48 PM Re: get it while it's hot
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

To answer your other question, the cage can give it the usual treatment if it falls under satire.






Don't flatter yourself, none of the pictures from that group are worthy of that treatment. Even if some were it would be hard for me to get passed the fan boy intentions behind the taking of them to begin with. Thanks for your concern, you have a choice between a green or red apple, red ones are in season right now.





Fucking beautiful. I love the idea of treating his digital photos of future DNA mops as works of art. They are, technically, but then again so are gigantic foam hats in the shape of cheese and the turkey baster his mother used to conceive him.






I just take exception to him saying we can use it on his terms. if i wanted to use the pictures i would, whats he going to do? sue me?. I can see it now, the case of angry, dejected adt fan boy vs bitter xpt mod asshole, please rise for the honorable and so forth.
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#106890 - 06/17/05 08:43 AM Re: get it while it's hot
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I just take exception to him saying we can use it on his terms. if i wanted to use the pictures i would, whats he going to do? sue me?. I can see it now, the case of angry, dejected adt fan boy vs bitter xpt mod asshole, please rise for the honorable and so forth.




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