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#105761 - 06/08/05 07:01 PM Fucking Prick....!!!
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Ok I asked for this...I start a supercillious rant in the Shitlist a week ago about multiple IDs, thinking I am doing XPT a service and being my usual miserable prick self...but noooooooooo.....

Not only did I miss every fucking clue about dt_danza that Monkey left like that trail of Popcorn Bobby Left for his parents to find from that Brady Bunch Episode where the boys got stick in a Hawaiian Cave...But I wasted some of my best Venom on the illustrious, masterful prick, smelly monkey. ...fuck I feel conflicted....

I am going to get very drunk now....another family intervention on my behalf shot to hell....
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#105762 - 06/08/05 07:12 PM Re: Fucking Prick....!!!
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Hey, I sent you a PM with a clue to what I thought was going on. You ignored me though so you get what you deserve.

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#105763 - 06/08/05 07:20 PM Re: Fucking Prick....!!!
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

Hey, I sent you a PM with a clue to what I thought was going on. You ignored me though so you get what you deserve.




Yes, sadly I did. I feel better now though...because now I can really fire away at anything/anyone that posts because anarchy is a good thing....It's out in the open now...everyone is fair game.

Fake Smelly Monkeys are good for the XPT ecology....I am 99% pure...I only had 1 fake ID from a couple weeks after I joined, so I feel morally superior posting on a board dedicated to Hard Core Pornography...YES!! my transformation is complete, my bazooka is attached to my handlebars, my beer is cold, I am at peace now
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#105764 - 06/08/05 07:40 PM Re: Fucking Prick....!!!
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
dude, the monkey has a cage and cult of personality for a reason. he's also the only person who should make fake accounts, he does it very rarely and they';e home-runs. the thing with baja and danza were they weren't vehicles o'vendetta or someone who dug themselves into a hole of expected-behavior.
his fakes tend to end up being funny to everyone. except sportswami, but i doubt he figured it out.

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guys expected to be the intellectual-elite of the nation and beyond-0(he got me too)
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#105765 - 06/08/05 07:46 PM Re: Fucking Prick....!!!
ChickenMaster Offline
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Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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someone who dug themselves into a hole of expected-behavior




Danza was exactly that.

Chicken saw past the guise, the smoke, the gay smile.

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#105766 - 06/08/05 08:41 PM Re: Fucking Prick....!!!
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

dude, the monkey has a cage and cult of personality for a reason. he's also the only person who should make fake accounts, he does it very rarely and they';e home-runs. the thing with baja and danza were they weren't vehicles o'vendetta or someone who dug themselves into a hole of expected-behavior.
his fakes tend to end up being funny to everyone. except sportswami, but i doubt he figured it out.

monkey-2
guys expected to be the intellectual-elite of the nation and beyond-0(he got me too)




Yes...what fucking kills me is this is one of those lessons I learned 12 years ago, but still keep getting fucked up on 'cuz I can't suppress the need to be the "smartest" fucker in class versus surviving and being liked for my well balanced wheels and Diamond studded handlebars...fucking prick.
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#105767 - 06/08/05 08:56 PM Re: Fucking Prick....!!!
JRV Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
Piotr was a lot more convincing than danza. danza was obviously fake, but who? But danza was a lot better than baja.

I was thinking danza was CM.
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#105768 - 06/08/05 09:07 PM Re: Fucking Prick....!!!
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
i figured out i was never going to be the best at anything pretty-young, when i lose to someone with extroadinary-ability i just appreciate it at this point. i'm happy being lower-nobility throughout my life, you get to box the ears of peasants but you can still be less-than-regal. monkey's just more comically-devious than i am, he's like the MJ of porn-forum-comedy. retirements, gambling-losses and having stuff named after him during his lifetime. i demand a "smelly monkey_behind the glory"
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#105769 - 06/08/05 09:19 PM Re: Fucking Prick....!!!
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
piotr was hilarious, but closer to spam or just what you'd expect from a very-smart pacific-ialander.

danza had some poor bastard's picture that perfectly fit his character, now it will live in archive forever or until we blow ourselves up with "I love black cock" on his forehead.

what ronny silverman from franklin lakes, NJ doesn't know about his stint as the enemy of a porn-board would hurt him. we should almost let him know....
anyhow, danza was just slickly-done-enough to avoid slipping up or ever fully gaining the "troll" status. when you consider some of the bedwetting-pollyana's we've seen at adt sometimes, he's less of an absurd-abstraction and more like the watchgiver and the twisted world of carebears and sex-workers he lives in.
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#105770 - 06/08/05 09:36 PM Re: Fucking Prick....!!!
Random Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
Quote:

Hey, I sent you a PM with a clue to what I thought was going on. You ignored me though so you get what you deserve.




Not counting the occasional death threat, do a lot of people communicate through PM's? It's never occured to me to let them through.
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#105771 - 06/08/05 09:56 PM Re: Fucking Prick....!!!
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:


Not counting the occasional death threat, do a lot of people communicate through PM's? It's never occured to me to let them through.




I tryed to PM you once. I had something to tell you, but I don't anymore. So it doesn't really matter.

Who cares if anyone PM's you? Is it like a personal violation? It's not like a finger up the ass getting one.

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#105772 - 06/08/05 10:05 PM Re: Fucking Prick....!!!
Random Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
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Who cares if anyone PM's you? Is it like a personal violation?





Nope, just wondering. If I cared, I would have clicked the box to let them through when I first signed up.
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#105773 - 06/08/05 10:28 PM Re: Fucking Prick....!!!
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

Ok I asked for this...I start a supercillious rant in the Shitlist a week ago about multiple IDs, thinking I am doing XPT a service and being my usual miserable prick self...but noooooooooo.....

Not only did I miss every fucking clue about dt_danza that Monkey left like that trail of Popcorn Bobby Left for his parents to find from that Brady Bunch Episode where the boys got stick in a Hawaiian Cave...But I wasted some of my best Venom on the illustrious, masterful prick, smelly monkey. ...fuck I feel conflicted....

I am going to get very drunk now....another family intervention on my behalf shot to hell....






Sorry DB. He was set up with good intention, to be the board bambi that was lacking at the time, but now we have people like trent (if he is real) and others the board is good.

Quote:

Hey, I sent you a PM with a clue to what I thought was going on. You ignored me though so you get what you deserve.

Danza was exactly that.

Chicken saw past the guise, the smoke, the gay smile.





You were caught hook, line and sinker until you put the letters together.

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dude, the monkey has a cage and cult of personality for a reason. he's also the only person who should make fake accounts, he does it very rarely and they';e home-runs. the thing with baja and danza were they weren't vehicles o'vendetta or someone who dug themselves into a hole of expected-behavior.
his fakes tend to end up being funny to everyone. except sportswami, but i doubt he figured it out.

monkey-2
guys expected to be the intellectual-elite of the nation and beyond-0(he got me too)





Bullshit, were you fucking lurid?.

Quote:

i figured out i was never going to be the best at anything pretty-young, when i lose to someone with extroadinary-ability i just appreciate it at this point. i'm happy being lower-nobility throughout my life, you get to box the ears of peasants but you can still be less-than-regal. monkey's just more comically-devious than i am, he's like the MJ of porn-forum-comedy. retirements, gambling-losses and having stuff named after him during his lifetime. i demand a "smelly monkey_behind the glory"





Had I of known about the chloe jones death earlier i would've disappeared just so the board would ask questions. Was monkey?, no couldn't of been, monkey was a woman?, monkey was a female porn star under the age of 30 with 3 kids?, Monkey went down on charlie sheen?, No fucking way. then jeff and tony come to clear it up, Yes, its true monkey was chloe jones.

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#105774 - 06/09/05 04:32 AM Re: Fucking Prick....!!!
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Instead of creating new IDs, I am gonna allow several different people beside's myself to log on as Da Burglar...you won't know who the fuck is posting now.

The candidates:

Jamal, current head of Club Da Burglar(TM) Security;

Alicia, a 20 year old Blond, U-MASS Sophomore who works at Da Burglar's Favorite Restaurant, Hooters. Ali also likes pills, so I affectionately refer to her as "Chemical Ali"...<Da Burglar Gets Blank Stare from Ali when he calls her this;

Grandpa Da Burglar, a 78 yr old nursing home resident who has lost his mind, but not his erectile function.

God help you all.
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#105775 - 06/09/05 07:10 AM Re: Fucking Prick....!!!
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Registered: 03/12/05
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