"shouldn't pornstars be attractive?" file#203lbsDL

Posted by: jamesn

"shouldn't pornstars be attractive?" file#203lbsDL - 04/07/05 03:55 AM

looking at lukeford.com's latest, the luke'sbackmotherfuckers pics from world models, and the freak show that is karaoke it's impossible to avoid asking---should there be some kind of attractiveness-cutoff in porn? pamela peaks is obviously the ugliest person ever, but can someone come up with a formula that weighs such important factors such as diminishing-returns and eventual looks-regression from surgeries, delta values for weight-gain, demerits for doing ron jeremy, and a penalty for fucking in smartt's homeland?

Posted by: Nosey

Re: "shouldn't pornstars be attractive?" file#203l - 04/07/05 06:32 AM

no... ive seen some nasty nasty NASTY women. girls id never touch if i wasnt getting paid. Luckily the producer i mainly worked for was a friend of mine and wed pick out girls together... if the girl was jacked i had time to say no.

And porn girls never look as good as their pics. The guys look the same thats the funny thing

Posted by: simp

Re: "shouldn't pornstars be attractive?" file#203lbsDL - 04/07/05 06:56 AM

I'm taken back to the Shannon Faulkner/Citadel story for some reason.
That said, I think this woman is very attractive.

Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: "shouldn't pornstars be attractive?" file#203lbsDL - 04/07/05 08:58 AM

Porn karaoke had one of the worst ive ever seen, since pale pimple girl. Her teeth were butter yellow, she looks like some russian meth addict that on the way to hospital fell out of the back of the ambulance and was hit by 14 cars on the freeway.

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no... ive seen some nasty nasty NASTY women. girls id never touch if i wasnt getting paid. Luckily the producer i mainly worked for was a friend of mine and wed pick out girls together... if the girl was jacked i had time to say no.

And porn girls never look as good as their pics. The guys look the same thats the funny thing

Didn't you do a scene with gen padova?. Can't be that selective.

Posted by: kyoto

Re: "shouldn't pornstars be attractive?" file#203lbsDL - 04/07/05 09:02 AM

the girl is Devinn Lane. she's one of the hottest girls in porn.

Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: "shouldn't pornstars be attractive?" file#203lbsDL - 04/07/05 09:04 AM

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the girl is Devinn Lane. she's one of the hottest girls in porn.

meth chick?. Well i know what i see and i wouldn't fuck her no matter how much work and make up she has done and on.

Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: "shouldn't pornstars be attractive?" file#203lbsDL - 04/07/05 09:11 AM

Girl i was talking about goes by the name jersey jackson (perfect). She looks like christina ricci if she was swallowed by an anaconda and regurgitated 2 weeks later.

Posted by: smutspov

Re: "shouldn't pornstars be attractive?" file#203lbsDL - 04/07/05 09:26 AM

If porn stars had to be attractive at least half of the bitches in the industry would be out of work or we would've never been graced w/ the clock-stopping face of Sharon Mitchell & there'd be no AIM.

Posted by: jamesn

Re: "shouldn't pornstars be attractive?" file#203l - 04/07/05 09:28 AM

Posted by: jamesn

Re: "shouldn't pornstars be attractive?" file#203l - 04/07/05 09:29 AM

Posted by: jamesn

Re: "shouldn't pornstars be attractive?" file#203l - 04/07/05 09:30 AM

Posted by: jamesn

Re: "shouldn't pornstars be attractive?" file#203l - 04/07/05 09:31 AM

http://www.lukeisback.com/images/images/Img0073/DSC_0331.JPG

Posted by: Cerberus

Re: "shouldn't pornstars be attractive?" file#203l - 04/07/05 12:27 PM

Posted by: Monstar

Re: "shouldn't pornstars be attractive?" file#203l - 04/07/05 12:55 PM

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looking at lukeford.com's latest, the luke'sbackmotherfuckers pics from world models, and the freak show that is karaoke it's impossible to avoid asking---should there be some kind of attractiveness-cutoff in porn?

See...this is why i can't ge on board with Jamesmoney.

#1 he's all up on luke's jock. so much in fact i'll throw a 20 spot on it that he is indeed luke.

every third post is "LOOK WHAT I FOUND ON LUKE'S SITE!!!!" even on the thread where someone calls for the heads of all that have websites J$ gives a "Not luke! NOT LUKE!!!"

whatever.

Credit where credit is due James comes up with some really good shit when he's not shilling for Ford.

#2 taking a swipe at DEVINN LANE!!!!!

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Poster: kyoto
the girl is Devinn Lane. she's one of the hottest girls in porn.

that is why the cat rawx.

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: "shouldn't pornstars be attractive?" file#203l - 04/07/05 01:37 PM

Why all the hate for the white guy Monstar? Every board's gotta have a WASP - Jamesn is ours. Just like you're our eyeliner-wearing glitter haired Native American representative.

Now that Chief Wahoo McDaniel, he rawx!

Posted by: smiling arab

Re: "shouldn't pornstars be attractive?" file#203l - 04/07/05 02:27 PM

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Why all the hate for the white guy Monstar? Every board's gotta have a WASP - Jamesn is ours. Just like you're our eyeliner-wearing glitter haired Native American representative.

I'd say this board, and the Cage in particular, is more racially diverse than any I've ever come across, which goes to show you that insult and crudity has no color.

Indian: Monstar
Jew: Kyoto
Nipponese: Kyoto
Black: Nosey, Bishop, XXX
WASP: James
Representative of the East Coast Establishment: James
Arab: Smiling Arab
Southerner: Bornyo, tanta's Daddy
"Special": Sportswami
Primate: Monkey
New York Fascist: Cleetus
Sociopath: Sammura
Transgendered Self-Hating Mulatto: Smartt
Evil: Melissa
Foreigner: Piotr/Maged
Compulsive Liar: Nicole Brazzle
Token Nordic: Ren, whatever happened to him
Canadian: ChickenMaster
Clown: Evil Clown

I'm sure I'm leaving a few minorities out. Any Hindus around?

Posted by: XXXbitionist

Re: "shouldn't pornstars be attractive?" file#203l - 04/07/05 02:27 PM

but doesn't attractive grow on you....I mean at the beginning of her career...how many thought Belladonna was actually pretty?

Posted by: Monstar

Re: "shouldn't pornstars be attractive?" file#203l - 04/07/05 03:06 PM

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Why all the hate for the white guy Monstar? Every board's gotta have a WASP - Jamesn is ours. Just like you're our eyeliner-wearing glitter haired Native American representative.

Now that Chief Wahoo McDaniel, he rawx!

naw..i give ol' james his props.

like i said the guy can cut a mean rug when he wants to dance.

but if he's gunna shill for ford at least come clean. hell i admit i shill for wicked.

Speaking of which Devinn Lane has a new release she Directed coming out on April 13th called "Pillow Talk"

Wahoo Mcdaniel. Now that was a good guy. Never saw him wrassle tho...But Flair spoke very highly of him in his book.

Posted by: Monstar

Re: "shouldn't pornstars be attractive?" file#203l - 04/07/05 03:11 PM

Indian: Monstar
Jew: Kyoto
Nipponese: Kyoto
Black: Nosey, Bishop, XXX
WASP: James
Representative of the East Coast Establishment: James
Arab: Smiling Arab
Southerner: Bornyo, tanta's Daddy
"Special": Sportswami
Primate: Monkey
New York Fascist: Cleetus
Sociopath: Sammura
Transgendered Self-Hating Mulatto: Smartt
Evil: Melissa
Foreigner: Piotr/Maged
Compulsive Liar: Nicole Brazzle
Token Nordic: Ren, whatever happened to him
Canadian: ChickenMaster
Clown: Evil Clown
Ewok: longshot
Little Person: Padova
Girl whose asshole i want to lick: Genesis

..i added a couple.

Posted by: Evil Klown

Re: "shouldn't pornstars be attractive?" file#203l - 04/07/05 03:59 PM

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I'd say this board, and the Cage in particular, is more racially diverse than any I've ever come across, which goes to show you that insult and crudity has no color.

Clown: Evil Clown

For the record, I'm half Dirty Messican and half Aryan Redneck. Meine Mutter ist Deutsch. So keep in mind, the Chalupa half has been overwhelmed with thoughts of slitting some white folks' throats, especially those verbose Yankee types whereas the redneck half would rather test the theory of hydrostatic shock vis-vis 7mm STW on those same whiteys, especially those verbose Yankees

Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: "shouldn't pornstars be attractive?" file#203l - 04/07/05 04:08 PM

I hate those Yankee Bastards too

Posted by: Evil Klown

Re: "shouldn't pornstars be attractive?" file#203l - 04/07/05 06:24 PM

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I hate those Yankee Bastards too

Cleet,

You're awright

Eyetowelyun...ain't ya

Posted by: Ren Galskap

Re: "shouldn't pornstars be attractive?" file#203l - 04/07/05 08:05 PM

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Token Nordic: Ren, whatever happened to him

I never recovered from my grief when Monkey died. We Nordics are undemonstrative, but our emotions are deep and abiding.

Posted by: have2cit

Re: "shouldn't pornstars be attractive?" file#203l - 04/07/05 08:18 PM

Cleet is Wallachian I believe

Posted by: Random

Re: "shouldn't pornstars be attractive?" file#203l - 04/07/05 08:39 PM

Devinn Lane is not hot in anyway. She could stand to lose at least 15 pounds, and even then she'd still have that round, plain face. I'm not saying she's hideous, 'cause she's not, just average.

On the whole, most pornstars are just average looking. I've seen better looking girls in Wal-Mart at 3:00am on a Sunday. I can maybe count on two hands the ones over the past 6 - 7 years that I thought were really stunning.

Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: "shouldn't pornstars be attractive?" file#203l - 04/07/05 08:45 PM

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Cleet is Wallachian I believe

In my heart

. But genetically Limey and frog, mostly limey.

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: "shouldn't pornstars be attractive?" file#203l - 04/07/05 08:59 PM

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Fuck, is that JRV sitting at the table just out of frame to the left?

Posted by: Monstar

Re: "shouldn't pornstars be attractive?" file#203l - 04/07/05 09:33 PM

good ol' JRV.

Posted by: Evil Klown

Re: "shouldn't pornstars be attractive?" file#203l - 04/07/05 09:54 PM

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Cleet is Wallachian I believe

In my heart . But genetically Limey and frog, mostly limey.

Damn Cleet!

I forgot you're the last of these clowns ya wannabe impaler

Posted by: Evil Klown

Re: "shouldn't pornstars be attractive?" file#203l - 04/07/05 09:57 PM

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good ol' JRV.

So, JRV is an old coot, eh?

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: "shouldn't pornstars be attractive?" file#203l - 04/07/05 10:01 PM

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So, JRV is an old coot, eh?

It's not so much his age as the high mileage. That and his allergy to sunshine.

Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: "shouldn't pornstars be attractive?" file#203l - 04/07/05 10:38 PM

WTF? the dude from Twisted Sister has a ......Twisted Sister.

Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: "shouldn't pornstars be attractive?" file#203l - 04/07/05 10:43 PM

Indian: Monstar
Jew: Kyoto
Nipponese: Kyoto
Black: Nosey, Bishop, XXX
WASP: James
Representative of the East Coast Establishment: James
Arab: Smiling Arab
Southerner: Bornyo, tanta's Daddy
"Special": Sportswami
Primate: Monkey
New York Fascist: Cleetus
Sociopath: Sammura
Transgendered Self-Hating Mulatto: Smartt
Evil: Melissa
Foreigner: Piotr/Maged
Compulsive Liar: Nicole Brazzle
Token Nordic: Ren, whatever happened to him
Canadian: ChickenMaster
Clown: Evil Clown
Ewok: longshot
Little Person: Padova
Girl whose asshole i want to lick: Genesis
Ex-Nerd / Ex-Felon: Da Burglar

..........Phuckers..............

Posted by: Cerberus

Re: "shouldn't pornstars be attractive?" file#203l - 04/08/05 08:31 AM

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Indian: Monstar
Jew: Kyoto
Nipponese: Kyoto
Black: Nosey, Bishop, XXX
WASP: James
Representative of the East Coast Establishment: James
Arab: Smiling Arab
Southerner: Bornyo, tanta's Daddy
"Special": Sportswami
Primate: Monkey
New York Fascist: Cleetus
Sociopath: Sammura
Transgendered Self-Hating Mulatto: Smartt
Evil: Melissa
Foreigner: Piotr/Maged
Compulsive Liar: Nicole Brazzle
Token Nordic: Ren, whatever happened to him
Canadian: ChickenMaster
Clown: Evil Clown
Ewok: longshot
Little Person: Padova
Girl whose asshole i want to lick: Genesis
Ex-Nerd / Ex-Felon: Da Burglar

..........Phuckers..............

Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: "shouldn't pornstars be attractive?" file#203l - 04/08/05 03:58 PM

That is jrv that fucking bastard grew a beard to try and hide from me, i can spot those rosy red checks anywhere, your going down hard tod, you hear me.

Posted by: jamesn

Re: "shouldn't pornstars be attractive?" file#203l - 04/09/05 09:13 PM

monstar, i googled some images of her because i honestly didn't know who the fuck she was and don't watch enough porn to have seen her in anything. the fact that you joined in the kyoto accord of 2005 to defend her suprised me, as did the fact that she can look much better. she's not hideous at all, but i'm sticking to my guns about the picture. she looks like she chugs mayo in it.

i ain't luke. in fact, he's such a hyperbolically abstract figure i kinda don't believe he exists-the concept of a fat man coming down chimneys is easier to get behind than an australian convert to orthodox judiasm who writes books on porn and gets punched at avn conventions. gene knows stuff, but writes about the jackson trials instead of dishing and nobody else does shit but put out press-releases. luke's not tainted--have you ever heard him accused of covering for redlight district or being a shill for metro? people are always mad at him for being irresponsible or printing rumors, but the fourth law of thermodynamics is that most people in porn are degenerates, whack-jobs, or of criminal intent and clearly did whatever luke said they did.

the only things in porn that are interesting are all of you here and duke floored. i'd be long gone otherwise.

Posted by: Evil Klown

Re: "shouldn't pornstars be attractive?" file#203l - 04/09/05 09:25 PM

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Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: "shouldn't pornstars be attractive?" file#203l - 04/09/05 10:36 PM

She fat and im sure shes smelly, i prefer kylie rochelle. She makes my balls tingle.

Posted by: Smokey Gringo

Re: "shouldn't pornstars be attractive?" file#203l - 04/10/05 12:15 AM

Come on, let's not be gullable. It's all smoke and mirrors. Spackle and bondo. Foundation and eyeliner. Fishnets and heels. Call it what you want. That first picture isn't at all flattering but this second picture, definitely strokable. Just proves a normal looking girls worth goes up ten fold with out clothes on.

Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: "shouldn't pornstars be attractive?" file#203l - 04/10/05 10:25 AM

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She fat and im sure shes smelly, i prefer kylie rochelle. She makes my balls tingle.

They all smell- that is why you have to hose them off first

Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: "shouldn't pornstars be attractive?" file#203l - 04/10/05 04:04 PM

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She fat and im sure shes smelly, i prefer kylie rochelle. She makes my balls tingle.

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They all smell- that is why you have to hose them off first

She got pissed on for her midnight prowl scene, pariah said he would post a clip in the cage but he is on his honeymoon with pornstar friday, so i think we have to wait a while.

Posted by: Toelicker

Re: "shouldn't pornstars be attractive?" file#203l - 04/11/05 07:17 AM

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Indian: Monstar
Jew: Kyoto
Nipponese: Kyoto
Black: Nosey, Bishop, XXX
WASP: James
Representative of the East Coast Establishment: James
Arab: Smiling Arab
Southerner: Bornyo, tanta's Daddy
"Special": Sportswami
Primate: Monkey
New York Fascist: Cleetus
Sociopath: Sammura
Transgendered Self-Hating Mulatto: Smartt
Evil: Melissa
Foreigner: Piotr/Maged
Compulsive Liar: Nicole Brazzle
Token Nordic: Ren, whatever happened to him
Canadian: ChickenMaster
Clown: Evil Clown
Ewok: longshot
Little Person: Padova
Girl whose asshole i want to lick: Genesis
Ex-Nerd / Ex-Felon: Da Burglar

..........Phuckers..............

I'm a 13 yr old Japanese girl. no Max, I'm only 60 pounds. I eat lettuce so my anus leaks, but it tastes good.

Posted by: pariah

Re: "shouldn't pornstars be attractive?" file#203l - 04/24/05 05:21 AM

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She got pissed on for her midnight prowl scene, pariah said he would post a clip in the cage but he is on his honeymoon with pornstar friday, so i think we have to wait a while.

Sorry, We were busy in Bura Bura. I think you were looking for this? TO SEE TINA

Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: "shouldn't pornstars be attractive?" file#203l - 04/24/05 05:12 PM

Holy shit, that video is a testimate to the human spirit. People can do anything if they put their mind to it. Wow, i get pissed if i don't shake properly and get a little dribble on my boxers. Thats just insane.

Posted by: jamesn

Re: "shouldn't pornstars be attractive?" file#203l - 03/27/06 05:36 PM

appropriate bump given the current thread regarding fat chicks getting their funk on tonight.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: "shouldn't pornstars be attractive?" file#203lbsDL - 03/27/06 05:43 PM

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Girl i was talking about goes by the name jersey jackson (perfect). She looks like christina ricci if she was swallowed by an anaconda and regurgitated 2 weeks later.

well she looks much better here..............

http://www.reddroseproductions.com/jersey.html

here she is @ the "Tampa Show"..........

Posted by: Eddie Normous

Re: "shouldn't pornstars be attractive?" file#203l - 04/01/06 07:41 PM

Posted by: cumalloverher

Re: "shouldn't pornstars be attractive?" file#203l - 04/01/06 07:50 PM

That took guts. Mere board guts, but guts nonetheless.

Posted by: Hyde

Re: "shouldn't pornstars be attractive?" file#203lbsDL - 04/02/06 03:19 AM

Joanna can lick my matzoh balls any day. And while we're on the subject of uglitude... does anyone remember Renee Morgan? She possesed a profound, otherworldly ugliness that just made me wanna grudge-fuck her all the harder for the indignity she did to the gene pool.
And, for that matter, whatever happened to Mikayla Shore?... yet another titless Heeb I wanted to tear open like a pack of Eagle Snacks (nothing personal Cassandra).