Fayner if your reading this
Posted by: Smelly Monkey
Fayner if your reading this - 09/30/04 04:36 AM
For the love of god go to the leanna heart party and get some god damn pics. One of my all time favorite porn stars and truly underrated , hot as hell although her moaning really grates on your nerves after a while. Horrible moan.
Posted by: Smelly Monkey
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 09/30/04 06:16 PM
John Garfield is fayner.
Posted by: GARFIELD
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 09/30/04 06:19 PM
WTF R U talking about...would this B a diss making U Leanna b/c of the little convo Me & U(Leanna)had a few months ago when I called U stuckup & turned down meeting U...if I am Fayner that would make U, MONKEY, truly that cunt Leanna Heart
Posted by: Smelly Monkey
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 09/30/04 06:22 PM
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WTF R U talking about...would this B a diss making U Leanna b/c of the little convo Me & U had a few months ago when I called U stuckup & turned down meeting U...if I am Fayner that would make MONKEY Leanna Heart
I rest my case your honor (monkey on the way back to his bench gives the jury the stuff one eye)
Posted by: GARFIELD
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 09/30/04 06:25 PM
Explain...?Unless U personally know Leanna & how I JOHN GARFIELD(who works out of NYC)personally dislikes her, or U R her....I rest My case
Posted by: Smelly Monkey
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 09/30/04 06:27 PM
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Explain...?Unless U personally know Leanna & how I JOHN GARFIELD(who works out of NYC)personally dislikes her, or U R her....I rest My case
It was only a matter of time fayner, i knew i would catch you with your pants down sooner rather then later. SPRUNG.
Posted by: GARFIELD
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 09/30/04 06:33 PM
#1)I wish I was in Cali around all those fine ass porn whores like Fayner is &
#2)I do not wanna B a small, drug addicted little Jew, I work TOO HARD on the way I look
Posted by: Smelly Monkey
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 09/30/04 06:34 PM
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#1)I wish I was in Cali around all those fine ass porn whores like Fayner is &
#2)I do not wanna B a small, drug addicted little Jew, I work TOO HARD on the way I look
Why don't you do a brian pumper and make the move from NYC to LA. You say you have been in the biz for 2 years why not make the jump?. Sugar daddy holding you back?
Posted by: GARFIELD
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 09/30/04 06:41 PM
$1)B/c I have a REAL JOB & do not need to depend on My cock to make Me $.....& I have an idea if U R @ the AVN awards introduce Yourself, I should B @ a booth promoting a video I should B shooting in Nov & U can C for Yourself so U can C I am just some guy from Jersey & in no way Fayner(not that I have anything against him or even know him for that matter)...U know I actually wish I knew Fayner b/c I'd talk Myself up on his website...LOL
Posted by: Smelly Monkey
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 09/30/04 06:44 PM
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$1)B/c I have a REAL JOB & do not need to depend on My cock to make Me $.....& I have an idea if U R @ the AVN awards introduce Yourself, I should B @ a booth promoting a video I should B shooting in Nov & U can C for Yourself so U can C I am just some guy from Jersey & in no way Fayner(not that I have anything against him or even know him for that matter)...U know I actually wish I knew Fayner b/c I'd talk Myself up on his website...LOL
Dude you become black the same day bishop became jewish or something?. Having your penis earn your living is a great thing, it inflates your ego. You can aspire to hit the great heights that a lot of men have hit in porn such as TT boy.
Posted by: GARFIELD
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 09/30/04 06:47 PM
Yeah but it is ALOT to make a 100% job & coast to coast move....read Your Damn Messages & IM Me & end this useless ongoing, going nowhere thread
I can't believe that you two are actually arguing if he is Fayner or not
Posted by: GARFIELD
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 09/30/04 06:51 PM
I know I am on here & like WTF...I am sitting here in Jersey & someone is accusing Me of being Fayner....what an idiot...well I told Him how to prove himself wrong....if He still believes he is right his stupid ass will IM Me
Posted by: Smelly Monkey
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 09/30/04 06:52 PM
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read Your Damn Messages & IM Me & end this useless ongoing, going nowhere thread
im not getting any messages?, what messages?.
Posted by: GARFIELD
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 09/30/04 06:54 PM
I have sent U 2 Private messages
Posted by: Smelly Monkey
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 09/30/04 06:57 PM
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I have sent U 2 Private messages
Umm no you haven't, you realize you have to click it twice, once to preview then another time to send it. I haven't got anything.
Posted by: GARFIELD
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 09/30/04 07:03 PM
OK Check now & IM Me
Posted by: Smelly Monkey
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 09/30/04 08:17 PM
Its been confirmed, john garfield is scott fayner. No biggie.
Posted by: GARFIELD
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 09/30/04 08:34 PM
don't I wish(b/c of all the hot assed chics he hangs out with) or don't U wish(b/c U 2 used to B lovers so U claim & I think I am far better looking)
LOL...yet obviously U have not read enough threads or U would know that I, JOHN GARFIELD, have worked with people on this site... & We both know U R flaming Me b/c I for the 1st time in the Cage U R proven wrong, nothing personal although I may think the MonkeyCage is cool U R still a joke....
Posted by: Smelly Monkey
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 09/30/04 08:41 PM
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don't I wish(b/c of all the hot assed chics he hangs out with) or don't U wish(b/c U 2 used to B lovers so U claim & I think I am far better looking)LOL...yet obviously U have not read enough threads or U would know that I, JOHN GARFIELD, have worked with people on this site... & We both know U R flaming Me b/c I for the 1st time in the Cage U R proven wrong, nothing personal although I may think the MonkeyCage is cool U R still a joke....
thanks fayner for the backhanded compliment
Free the juice,
Posted by: pornloser78
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/01/04 02:55 AM
I can C U R a RETARD
and five bucks says a guy took that photo of U
Posted by: GARFIELD
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/01/04 10:37 AM
What....?Who was that geared @
Posted by: Cerberus
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/01/04 12:45 PM
Thi shit is just too good to miss. Thanks Monkey
Posted by: Toelicker
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/01/04 03:48 PM
Posted by: Smelly Monkey
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/01/04 04:05 PM
Pornloser73 is John Garfield.
Posted by: GARFIELD
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/01/04 04:44 PM
So Monkey, now in Your mind I am EVERYBODY & from what U tell Me in private messages U R really Scott Fayner, Leanna Hart, Scott Fayner's former lover(but in all honesty probably just some middle aged pervert w/nothing better to do then to sit behind the comp & talk shit about people in the biz)....U know @ 1st this post was kinda funny even I saw the Monkey's humor in it....but now it is beginning to piss Me off & anyone who's life is so meaningless & worthless that they have nothing better to do on a friday nite then sit here & find this amusing can FUCK OFF
Posted by: Toelicker
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/01/04 04:48 PM
Dude, can I get another chain here!? This one is broken . . . .
Posted by: Smelly Monkey
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/01/04 05:09 PM
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who's life is so meaningless & worthless that they have nothing better to do on a friday nite then sit here
Care to explain why you are here then?.
Posted by: Jeff Steward
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/06/04 06:28 AM
I love this thread.
Posted by: GARFIELD
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/06/04 07:37 AM
I'm glad to C I attract so much attention...j/k LOL
Posted by: Cerberus
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/06/04 01:05 PM
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I love this thread.
Me too
Posted by: kyoto
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/06/04 03:59 PM
I'm going to give John Garfield an extra special fisting:
First, I tape razor blades to my knuckles. Then I proceed to fist his anus into a bloody, oozing mess. Two days later while Garfield is sitting on the toilet his rectum falls out. He cries, shoots more roids, works out, then kills himself.
Posted by: Smelly Monkey
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/06/04 06:03 PM
Quote:
I'm going to give John Garfield an extra special fisting:
First, I tape razor blades to my knuckles. Then I proceed to fist his anus into a bloody, oozing mess. Two days later while Garfield is sitting on the toilet his rectum falls out. He cries, shoots more roids, works out, then kills himself.
LOL, im surprised that John hasn't responded to this, i like the last part.
"He cries, shoots more roids, works out, then kills himself."
If he is going to kill himself then why does he workout before doing so?. (lean back)
Posted by: GARFIELD
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/06/04 06:06 PM
Kyoto U R really funny....funny thing is, is that I'm sure U R either a shitalking teenager or a middle aged perv that would w/o a shodow of a doubt piss Yourself if U ever offeneded Me in My presence U little bitch...at least in My avatar I do not hide & U can C what I truly look like while U R some little bitch hiding behind a comp screen w/a picture of Carey U loser...LOL
Posted by: Smelly Monkey
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/06/04 06:09 PM
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Kyoto U R really funny....funny thing is, is that I'm sure U R either a shitalking teenager or a middle aged perv that would w/o a shodow of a doubt piss Yourself if U ever offeneded Me in My presence U little bitch...@least in My avatar I do not hide & U can C what I truly look like while U R some little bitch hiding behind a comp screen w/a picture of Carey U loser...LOL
LOL right on cue. John would you be scared if he was leanna heart?, she can whoop some ass. Does she still do porn?, she came back breifly to do some brothers (marcus and sean michaels) then left again, i hope she's back.
Posted by: GARFIELD
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/06/04 06:16 PM
Monkey U saying I'm Fayner & Cleetus saying I throw cantalopes & all that stuff is joking & all in good fun I understand
...but telling Me U R gonna fist Me w/razor blades from behind a computer(when I did nothing to U) is not a laughing matter & Kyoto whoever U R(if U R truly in the industry & not just a fan)We will eventually cross paths...U know Me & what I look like, just introduce Yourself...b/c I have UNFATHOMABLE amount of pain to inflict upon U
Posted by: Smelly Monkey
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/06/04 06:24 PM
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Monkey U saying I'm Fayner & Cleetus saying I throw cantalopes & all that stuff is joking & all in good fun I understand ...but telling Me U R gonna fist Me w/razor blades from behind a computer(when I did nothing to U) is not a laughing matter & Kyoto whoever U R(if U R truly in the industry & not just a fan)We will eventually cross paths...U know Me & what I look like, just introduce Yourself...b/c I have UNFATHOMABLE amount of pain to inflict upon U
i had to find a way to profit from this, kyoto is a master of many matial arts, he broke chico T's leg in their last bout. Maybe jewel denyles 300 th pound celebratory party in NOV would be the perfect place to hold the fight.
Posted by: GARFIELD
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/06/04 06:26 PM
Cool...LOL
Posted by: kyoto
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/06/04 06:29 PM
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Monkey U saying I'm Fayner & Cleetus saying I throw cantalopes & all that stuff is joking & all in good fun I understand ...but telling Me U R gonna fist Me w/razor blades from behind a computer(when I did nothing to U) is not a laughing matter & Kyoto whoever U R(if U R truly in the industry & not just a fan)We will eventually cross paths...U know Me & what I look like, just introduce Yourself...b/c I have UNFATHOMABLE amount of pain to inflict upon U
of course I'll recognize you. Giant upper body, zits all over your face, and skinny little chicken legs. The typical roid user. You also probably go into rages every 20 minutes most likely because of the impotence.
Posted by: GARFIELD
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/06/04 06:39 PM
Impotence...that is Y I have been in like 20 films already(my god R U a retard)away...I will no olnger respond to U b/c like I said U R some little kid or an old pervert that wishes he could pull half the chics I have turned down, I'll leave U with one word.....ENVY(U wish U were ME)
best of luck being a hater...PEACE
Posted by: kyoto
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/06/04 06:45 PM
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Impotence...that is Y I have been in like 20 films already(my god R U a retard)away...I will no olnger respond to U b/c like I said U R some little kid or an old pervert that wishes he could pull half the chics I have turned down, I'll leave U with one word.....ENVY(U wish U were ME) best of luck being a hater...PEACE
movies JOHN GARFIELD has been in:
Power Bottom 2000
12 Inches Deep and Rising
Fist Me With Your Best Shot
Touch My Adam's Apple with your Cock
Posted by: Smelly Monkey
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/06/04 08:29 PM
LOL kyoto. Chicken legs. I love those guys.
Posted by: GARFIELD
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/06/04 11:56 PM
It is 5am & I just kicked out some chic I picked up @ the club & I must say I love this thread...b/c it is ALOT of fun making Kyoto look like a complete asshole, as if he does not do a good enough job of this himself(as many of U know)....lets address a few issues in no apperant order:
#1)films I have done(duh I am a STRAIGHT actor)Kyoto wishes I was gay so he could fantasize about Me more(b/c he is a fag)
#2)My chicken legs...I am an NPC bodybuilder & judges tell Me My legs dwarf My upper body(U have just not seen them in the pics)so U do not know...
#3)Me being pimply...do I look pimply to anyone..DUH
#4)a juicehead & raging(I only dislike U on the board)...c'mon,stop the envy b/c I am better built...LOL
#5)impotence..duh I do adult films & get it up infront of like 20+ people no problem(that may have been the stupidest statement of all)
NOW...what the thread should B renamed is name ALL the reasons Kyoto envies John Garfield(the list could go n FOREVER & this thread may never stop)LOL
1)b/c I am male talent & get $ to fuck hot chics & U only get to buy the videos & beat off wishing it was U
(if U R not truly a homosexual)
2)I am better looking
(guessing only b/c I do not have to hide & all talent has REAL avatar pics of themselves on this board)
3)I am better built
....ENVY
4)U claim to B asian...so I am sure U envy My manhood as well
5)b/c I enjoy openly humiliating U when U talked shit about Me(when I did not even know who U were besides everyone calling U gay all the time)
6)b/c I called U a pussy publicly(while I can easily B found & am not hiding behind a screen)& privately through PM's which U still did not respond to & I know U recieved & read them b/c all in all U know I am right
Now I could go on till the sun comes up but @5am this is all I can think of(anyone feel free to add)....now Y all this started I dunno, read My past statements, I have never spoken down to or wrong about anyone on here & everyone seems pretty cool
As for Kyoto, I advise counseling & mayB a gym membership, U seem to have some deep rooted insecurity issues U need to eliminate professionally....I am only looking out for Your mental health here buddy
Posted by: Smelly Monkey
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/07/04 04:48 AM
LOL, i so want to believe john garfield is real.
He is 100% real and living down the street from me
Posted by: Toelicker
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/07/04 07:19 AM
Ask Swami what he tastes like . . . .
Posted by: c62
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/07/04 07:37 AM
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LOL, i so want to believe john garfield is real.
I counted three "duh"s in his last post. John Garfield is really a 12 year old pre-teeny bopper who is, like, so in love with Hillary Duff. She is, OH MY GOD, the greatest ever, I wish I were her. And, like, totally cool and stuff.
Posted by: GARFIELD
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/07/04 10:57 AM
C62....WRONG I am a 25yo male talent that currently works for Titanium Entertainment based out of PA & Big Red Sofa Productions out of NYC B4 they folded
Posted by: Cerberus
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/07/04 02:27 PM
This just keeps getting better and better.
Posted by: Smelly Monkey
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/07/04 04:05 PM
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This just keeps getting better and better.
I know and especially since i found out that john garfield is black, the plot thickens.
Posted by: GARFIELD
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/07/04 04:07 PM
LOL
Posted by: Smelly Monkey
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/07/04 04:09 PM
John post some pictures of some of the scenes you are in. Also can you name any talent you have worked with that we would all know, like leanna heart,etc.
Posted by: GARFIELD
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/07/04 04:21 PM
I have no rights to pics although I have worked with Tatiana Stone(www.nycblonde.com),Gia Leigh(www.Gialeigh.com),Erika Kole(www.erikakole.com)just to name a few with websites also Yazeme Melina, Summer(I forget her last name)& Aurora Stone.....the Summer chic & Erika also appear on worldmodeling.com when they fly out to the west coast....
PS...for the record I never worked with or care to work with Leanna
What about Smelly Monkey's cousin, she is super hot- ever work with her
Posted by: have2cit
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/07/04 05:56 PM
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What about Smelly Monkey's cousin, she is super hot- ever work with her
She may look like Aroura Snow but the real question is does she quack like her?
I'm still waiting for Monkey to give me the digits so I might be able to find out
Posted by: GARFIELD
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/07/04 06:05 PM
not that same Aorura however U spell it(she went by the last name Snow)...this was actually some whore who is a college chic & needed $
Posted by: Fayner Is God
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/07/04 07:38 PM
who is this John Garfield doofus and why is he here? And here I was thinking that I'm annoying. From New Jersey no less, I must say that this dude blows the big one.
Just an observation
Posted by: Smelly Monkey
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/07/04 07:45 PM
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who is this John Garfield doofus and why is he here? And here I was thinking that I'm annoying. From New Jersey no less, I must say that this dude blows the big one.
Just an observation
Garfield vs fayner vs kyoto. $5 cover charge.
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Re: Fayner if your reading this *DELETED* *DELETED* - 10/07/04 07:46 PM
Post deleted by Ayatollah Khamen
Posted by: Smelly Monkey
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/07/04 07:47 PM
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I agree with crybaby addict Fayner. Jhon is annoying and I hope his carrier fails forcing him into a long carrier at Wal-Mart as store supervisor.
Great more euro trash. Come one come all.
Posted by: GARFIELD
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/08/04 02:21 AM
Monkey as much as I say I think U R funny, remember this thread was started b/c U thought I was that little drug addicted putz....now FAYNER I actually liked Your column & said U have the good life & nothing bad about U till now..if U wanna talk shit about Me OK NP...Your column makes U look like U hate Yourself enough...I need not say more, just bite the bullet U know U want to
Posted by: Cerberus
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/08/04 04:40 AM
Quote:
Quote:
who is this John Garfield doofus and why is he here? And here I was thinking that I'm annoying. From New Jersey no less, I must say that this dude blows the big one.
Just an observation
Garfield vs fayner vs kyoto. $5 cover charge.
Ok Monkey count me in on the pay per view.
Posted by: Smelly Monkey
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/08/04 05:31 AM
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Monkey as much as I say I think U R funny, remember this thread was started b/c U thought I was that little drug addicted putz....now FAYNER I actually liked Your column & said U have the good life & nothing bad about U till now..if U wanna talk shit about Me OK NP...Your column makes U look like U hate Yourself enough...I need not say more, just bite the bullet U know U want to
Dude you did take shots at him earlier in the thread. John please rank the following from least to most of the people you hate.
Kyoto
scott fayner
leanna heart.
I was reading through this thread and its piss your pants funny, theres some really funny stuff her, i hope this thread never dies. John garfield is cool as fuck
Posted by: GARFIELD
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/08/04 12:02 PM
Well Hmmm...tough question to answer I will start off by saying I do not dislike Scott Fayner, I dislike being called him(just as anyone would dislike being referred to by anyone other then who they R)...as for Leanna she brags about herself TOO MUCH period & as for Kyoto, I just LOVE humiliating him, I have now done so publicly & in Private Messages(he should have never opened his mouth, b/c now I am just gonna have fun making him look like an asshole whenever he is not doing a good enough job of it himself)
Posted by: smiling arab
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/13/04 02:19 PM
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Kyoto U R really funny....funny thing is, is that I'm sure U R either a shitalking teenager or a middle aged perv that would w/o a shodow of a doubt piss Yourself if U ever offeneded Me in My presence U little bitch
IT'S SAMMURA! 
Posted by: Smelly Monkey
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/13/04 03:29 PM
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IT'S SAMMURA!
I don't think it is. I think its a white male version of sammura with 3% body fat and a much better rack.
I am pleased that the Arab has returned, I hope your work went well and I hope that this means you are back for a while at least dude.BTW- Sammura seems awful quiet even over at BGOL.
Posted by: Smelly Monkey
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/13/04 03:37 PM
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I am pleased that the Arab has returned, I hope your work went well and I hope that this means you are back for a while at least dude.BTW- Sammura seems awful quiet even over at BGOL.
Work has picked up for her, she is now doing 2 scenes every 12 months now and she has two children's lives to ruin, it keeps her busy.
Posted by: Smartt
Monkey and Fayner, sittin´ on a pole... - 10/13/04 04:35 PM
Posted by: Smelly Monkey
Re: Monkey and Fayner, sittin´ on a pole... - 10/13/04 04:49 PM
Smartt you are just a disease, everything you touch turns to shit. Thing is you think that picture reflects badly on fayner and i?, when in fact it reflects much worse on yourself since you are the person seeking out homosexual pictures. Projection is a horrible thing, the sooner you come to terms with your desire for red hot man love the easier your sad pathetic life will become, im so tempted to post the rapist picture of you on gay match maker.com and then post a link to the cage to see what responses you get. That is if kyoto hasn't already beaten me to the punch, please , just please give me an excuse to do it.
Posted by: smiling arab
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/14/04 08:55 AM
Thanks Cleet. I'm around but it'll take me a few days of eating raw meat to become the lovably vicious prick everyone is used to.
Posted by: GreenLantern
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/17/04 02:50 PM
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...as for Leanna she brags about herself TOO MUCH period
Mind explaining this statement? I'm the one doing her PR so if you're going to give someone flak for what you feel is conceit, come talk to me. LeeAnna is my friend and has NEVER been stuck-up in my experience.
Posted by: GreenLantern
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/17/04 02:57 PM
I never heard of this board before last week when a buddy told me about it so I doubt LeeAnna Heart knows about it. BTW, she also shot a squrting video (LeeAnna Squirts), a female domination video (Boss Bitches # 13: LeeAnna's Bitches) where she bangs a guy in the ass with a strap-on and Karma (feature from Metro directed by Quasarman that got nominated for Best Picture from AVN - Quaze says LeeAnna's an unprecedented piece of ass and he'd shoot her in anything!
) back in 2002. She will try to make it out to LA soon. Besides that, LeeAnna has started Desired Hearts Productions where she will direct, produce & star in her own video line. If you make it to a club she's featuring at, you can buy a copy of Trading Hearts, her directorial debut directly from the Keystone Kutie. How's that for an update, SM?
Posted by: GreenLantern
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/17/04 03:05 PM
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WTF R U talking about...would this B a diss making U Leanna b/c of the little convo Me & U(Leanna)had a few months ago when I called U stuckup & turned down meeting U...if I am Fayner that would make U, MONKEY, truly that cunt Leanna Heart
All right, want to explain WTF the chip you have on your shoulder is reference my gorgeous friend, LeeAnna Heart, is because she is NOT a cunt? 
Posted by: Cerberus
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/17/04 04:17 PM
UHH she does porn right?
Posted by: GreenLantern
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/17/04 04:43 PM
Yes, she does. Do I need to post the links to her IAFD & IMDB profiles for you?
Posted by: Toelicker
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/17/04 04:55 PM
Edited by toe.
Nevermind. Apple?
Posted by: GreenLantern
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/17/04 05:00 PM
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No, you need to get the fucking bat out of your ass and quit taking offense to everything. Nobody gets their fucking asses kissed around here.
There's a lot I DON'T take offense to but when JohnGarfield calls my friend a cunt & says she's stuck-up when I know she's NOT, I WILL take offense AND I'll call him out on it because I have the balls to stand up for my friend LeeAnna instead of taking cracks at her behind her back like wannabe porn star here has been doing. LeeAnna's been in the biz 8 years and she definitely could have vouched for you to other people she knows in the biz to use you for stuff but since you couldn't swallow your pride and just meet with her, it sucks to be you right now when it comes to getting work.
Posted by: GreenLantern
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/17/04 05:02 PM
Quote:
Edited by toe.
What a fuck.
Why the edit now? Did I hurt your feelings? Aww, I'm so sorry, NOT!!!
Posted by: Toelicker
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/17/04 05:03 PM
Does Leanna actually go into public with you?
I think you need an apple.
Posted by: Smelly Monkey
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/17/04 05:09 PM
Wow, toelicker is usually cool, calm and collected, im not sure what green did to set you off. You guys know each other from something else?
Leanna is a major hottie, great if she stoped by for a post, this sounds like time for a leanna tribute thread to gauge the interest on her from the board and in the hopes she makes a stop by, i miss wes.
Posted by: GreenLantern
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/17/04 05:11 PM
When LeeAnna's in the New England area, I ALWAYS go to see her if I can. Otherwise, I just break out the phone and call her on her cell since I have her #. EXCELLENT!!
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Why do I need an apple?
Posted by: Toelicker
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/17/04 05:12 PM
No, I just had a flashback from my comic book days.
I think my blood pressure is still up from that pic you PMed me.
I just get annoyed when a new poster posts five posts back to back like let's all giggle and fuck a donkey like the other board.
Comic book boy just hit a nerve. But I'm better.
Leanna must be proud.
She is hot.
Posted by: Toelicker
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/17/04 05:13 PM
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Why do I need an apple?
It's a peace offering. That is, of course if you haven't posted something else in the time it take me to write this.
Try putting it in your ass. Seriously. You'll like it.
Posted by: GreenLantern
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/17/04 05:14 PM
I don't know toelicker but trying to tell me how to post 5 minutes after I got here set me off.
If LeeAnna gets her PC fixed &/or I can get her a good laptop cheap (one that can handle video and pictures), I'll tell her about this place though she might rip Mr. Garfield a new one when she sees what he posted about her.
Posted by: Toelicker
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/17/04 05:16 PM
No, just keep posting shit like this . . .
Otherwise, I just break out the phone and call her on her cell since I have her #. EXCELLENT!! . . . . and you'll be fine, girlfriend! Woohooo!
Posted by: XXXbitionist
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/17/04 05:16 PM
wow...Toe never knew you to get so hot and bothered.....this is a different side to you....
Posted by: GARFIELD
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/17/04 05:16 PM
...you couldn't swallow your pride and just meet with her, it sucks to be you right now when it comes to getting work.
Well 1st off lantern U should thank Me for the plug, if U R her PR person b/c she has been in the biz for 8yrs & half of this board(that R regular porn viewers)did not even know who the hell she was....& as I have said B4 this is just a hobby for Me(I have a REGULAR JOB)in terms of stopping Me from getting work b/c of Me refusing to meet her...PLEASE what do U control the industry...LMFAO
Posted by: Toelicker
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/17/04 05:17 PM
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wow...Toe never knew you to get so hot and bothered.....this is a different side to you....
Hey, sometimes people rub me the wrong way. Who invited Jessica Simpson?
Posted by: GreenLantern
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/17/04 05:18 PM
A buddy told me this place was very pro-LeeAnna (unlike ADT or RAME) so I wanted to jump in quickly to pass the word that I'm friends with Ms. Heart and have the inside info when she's featuring and/or shooting stuff.
I didn't know you meant the apple as a peace offering. However, I won't stick it in my ass. Heck, LeeAnna isn't allowed near it with a strap-on after that movie I saw her do where she fucked the dude.
Posted by: Smelly Monkey
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/17/04 05:18 PM
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though she might rip Mr. Garfield a new one when she sees what he posted about her.
You say this like its a bad thing. (lean back)
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Well 1st off lantern U should thank Me for the plug, if U R her PR person b/c she has been in the biz for 8yrs & half of this board(that R regular porn viewers)did not even know who the hell she was....& as I have said B4 this is just a hobby for Me(I have a REGULAR JOB)in terms of stopping Me from getting work b/c of Me refusing to meet her...PLEASE what do U control the industry...LMFAO
Oh shit, its on now garfield and leanna's fragent (friend/agent). Bishop is going to be pissed, he's missed another. I think this thread needs more leanna pics.
Posted by: GreenLantern
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/17/04 05:19 PM
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No, just keep posting shit like this . . . Otherwise, I just break out the phone and call her on her cell since I have her #. EXCELLENT!! .
. . . and you'll be fine, girlfriend! Woohooo!
Posted by: Toelicker
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/17/04 05:20 PM
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I just meant yeah, you're right. That's cool, man!
Yes, Leanna is mega fucking hot. Forgive me.
Posted by: XXXbitionist
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/17/04 05:20 PM
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Oh shit, its on now garfield and leanna's fragent (friend/agent). Bishop is going to be pissed, he's missed another. I think this thread needs more leanna pics.
he does seem to be unhappy when he misses a good fight...
Posted by: zenman
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/17/04 05:22 PM
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A buddy told me this place was very pro-LeeAnna (unlike ADT or RAME) so I wanted to jump in quickly to pass the word that I'm friends with Ms. Heart and have the inside info when she's featuring and/or shooting stuff.
I don't think I'd even heard of her until a month or two back when smelly brought up her name.
Posted by: GreenLantern
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/17/04 05:23 PM
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...you couldn't swallow your pride and just meet with her, it sucks to be you right now when it comes to getting work.
Well 1st off lantern U should thank Me for the plug, if U R her PR person b/c she has been in the biz for 8yrs & half of this board(that R regular porn viewers)did not even know who the hell she was....& as I have said B4 this is just a hobby for Me(I have a REGULAR JOB)in terms of stopping Me from getting work b/c of Me refusing to meet her...PLEASE what do U control the industry...LMFAO
No, I don't but if you had worked with her then she could tell people she knows that may be looking for new male talent for straight videos that you're reliable, safe, dependable. Besides, most guys would give their left arm to be able to "shag her rotten" as Austin Powers would say so why did you turn that chance down, bro? Seriously.
Posted by: Toelicker
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/17/04 05:24 PM
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I don't think I'd even heard of her until a month or two back when smelly brought up her name.
Same here.
I'm bowing out now. Maybe tomorrow I'll feel better.
Hey, I may be ugly and stupid, but at least I'm fucking poor. Right?
Posted by: GreenLantern
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/17/04 05:26 PM
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I just meant yeah, you're right. That's cool, man!
Yes, Leanna is mega fucking hot. Forgive me.
Here's a peace offering, 2 pictures from LeeAnna's directorial debut, Trading Hearts.
Posted by: XXXbitionist
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/17/04 05:30 PM
do people think fake tits really look good? god...beautiful girl then just has these unnatural looking things just sitting there....
I just don't get it...but then again...I don't have a male mind...
Posted by: Toelicker
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/17/04 05:31 PM
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do people think fake tits really look good? god...beautiful girl then just has these unnatural looking things just sitting there....
I just don't get it...but then again...I don't have a male mind...
Okay, I'm back.
I don't get it. And I do have a male mind.
BTW, green, I only see half a foot in those pics. More.
Posted by: zenman
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/17/04 05:32 PM
I like the simple girl look here.
But whoever did these bolt ons should be charged with crimes against humanity.
Posted by: XXXbitionist
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/17/04 05:33 PM
maybe I am just pissed...I mean all my life..my tits were bigger than the other girls...that was one area I always had them beat...now they are going out and buying em...its like damn....just grow your own...cause they still don't look real.
Posted by: Toelicker
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/17/04 05:34 PM
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maybe I am just pissed...I mean all my life..my tits were bigger than the other girls...that was one area I always had them beat...now they are going out and buying em...its like damn....just grow your own...cause they still don't look real.
See? I'm not the only one. Maybe it's a full moon? I could check, but I don't feel like clicking of this site, or looking out the window.
Zen, is that Leanna?
Posted by: zenman
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/17/04 05:36 PM
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Zen, is that Leanna?
indeed it is.
Posted by: Toelicker
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/17/04 05:37 PM
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Zen, is that Leanna?
indeed it is.
I bow to the innocent, girl next door look. 
Posted by: GreenLantern
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/17/04 05:37 PM
Posted by: GreenLantern
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/17/04 05:40 PM
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Zen, is that Leanna?
indeed it is.
I bow to the innocent, girl next door look.
LeeAnna did about 6 or 7 (4 scenes were all shot in the same day) scenes BEFORE she got her implants. She was a small A and being a cheerleader/gymnast wasn't going to be able to grow her own. However, Leeanna overlooks the fact that I look like Louis from Revenge of The Nerds & I overlook the surgeon's gaffes and simply bask in the lovelieness and charm that is LeeAnna.
Posted by: Smelly Monkey
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/17/04 05:41 PM
Great pics of leanna. Green might be swami, im not sure, MA, could be trying to baja me.
Posted by: XXXbitionist
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/17/04 05:44 PM
she looks better without em....just my opinion....we can't all have big boobs...but we can all have a natural body..there comes a point when you can't add one more stroke of paint to a masterpiece before you screw it up..
Posted by: GARFIELD
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/17/04 05:44 PM
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Great pics of leanna. Green might be swami, im not sure, MA, could be trying to baja me.
I doubt that...because Swami liked ME B4 he left the board & I could not C him taking a verbal shot @ Me even if it was to defend a Starlet
Posted by: GreenLantern
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/17/04 05:49 PM
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Great pics of leanna. Green might be swami, im not sure, MA, could be trying to baja me.
I'm not Swami. If I was, the URL in my profile would be cyberstationusa.com instead of the Yahoo group that I moderate.
Posted by: zenman
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/17/04 05:50 PM
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she looks better without em....just my opinion....we can't all have big boobs...but we can all have a natural body..there comes a point when you can't add one more stroke of paint to a masterpiece before you screw it up..
boob jobs don't bother me per se, but I don't understand why the girls only go for size and rarely aesthetics. I think a girl with an A-cup shouldn't go bigger than a large B-cup. And then when you do it don't go to the cheapest guy you can find. I swear some of these tits look like they were done at the mall.
Posted by: GreenLantern
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/17/04 05:51 PM
Posted by: XXXbitionist
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/17/04 05:53 PM
Zen...you have have a point...because they rarely make a modest jump my goat gets gotten...
Posted by: GreenLantern
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/17/04 05:54 PM
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she looks better without em....just my opinion....we can't all have big boobs...but we can all have a natural body..there comes a point when you can't add one more stroke of paint to a masterpiece before you screw it up..
boob jobs don't bother me per se, but I don't understand why the girls only go for size and rarely aesthetics. I think a girl with an A-cup shouldn't go bigger than a large B-cup. And then when you do it don't go to the cheapest guy you can find. I swear some of these tits look like they were done at the mall.
Part of the perception in porn & on the feature circuit is that you can't draw well unless you have a big set of tits. Though ladies like Felicia, Stephanie Swift & Inari Vachs disprove that theory.
Posted by: jamesn
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/17/04 05:56 PM
Swami asked about the story involving Valentine and The Green Lantern. "He went to a club and tried to talk to Craig. Craig basically almost threatened to beat him up for embarrassing him. This guy ended up taking a restraining order on Craig."
Laughing, Haze said in order to take out a restraining order, you'd have to have a reason for one. "Craig has never threatened anybody," she says. "Especially since all the e-mails we've gotten from Green Lantern, we've saved every one of them where he's told us a whole bunch of crap. Basically he follows Leanna Heart around. And I guess when she decided that she didn't want him around any more, he couldn't find anything else to do but to make up her yahoo fan club group. Even Leanna's mom is, like, who gives a crap. She could care less."
Haze says Lantern lives in his onw fantasy world and lives at home with his mother. "I guess his big highlight is going out to see all the porn stars and if they don't cater to him, he freaks out and starts writing a whole bunch of crap." Swami joked about Haze fantasizing about The Lantern. "I think Peter's smoking some serious stuff," said Haze. "And he needs to lay off the drugs. But every e-mail he's sent me, he's threatened me and said he was going to do all this crap to me. I saved every one of them. I have them. He an make up anything he wants but he can't go into half the clubs in Connecticut because people are just waiting to meet him. But not in a good way.""I have a big mouth and I can speak my own," added Haze who had a few choice words to say about Leeanna Heart's supposed p.r. man The Green Lantern. Wankus brought up the feud that had been aired on adultfyi.com recently. "I love that site," said Haze. Doing a re-cap of the mirth, Wankus said The Lantern accused Haze of having a horrible feature show and accused someone working for Haze of being an asshole by not taking career advice from him.
"He can bite me, this jackass," Haze said of The Lantern. "I travel with Craig Valentine who is my husband. We just got married in August. He's my deejay and does all my stuff for me." Haze said TGL was following Craig around and telling him that he was going to give Haze free p.r., that he does p.r. for Misty Rain and Leeanna Heart. Valentine told TGL that Haze didn't need any p.r., that she has a bunch of people who do it for her. Haze said TGL wouldn't take no for an answer and insisted on meeting Haze so he could talk to her because she needed him. Valentine told him to get the hell out. "You jerk, jackass, go away."
Haze said Heart's mother runs her p.r., not TGL. ""I don't even think this girl knows she has a fan club Yahoo group that he runs." Haze said that Heart wouldn't even return his call when he went to wish her a happy birthday. "She could give a shit less." Haze also said that any info posted by TGL about her on adultfyi.com wasn't true. "He came into some money. He hinds behind this Green Lantern alias. He wouldn't even tell people who he is. I even invited him to call in here and fight with me. He won't even do that because he's a jackass."
Co-ho Katie Morgan suggested telling TGL that comic books aren't that cool anymore. "He came into all this money because someone in his family passed away. And he feels the need to try to get together with every porn star. If you reject him he flips out and starts posting crap and bullshit that's not even true." Haze said the "The Little Old Lady" show of hers which TGL took to task has won her awards. Haze said she comes out with a walker and moves around in a crowd like a little old lady looking for bingo. "If he's bored he must be jacking off in a corner somewhere."
I spoke with her [Leeanna Heart's] agent who is my agent and was told everything he says is bullshit and he bothers the girls he is obsessed with like myself leanna and misty rain..........the guy is a lonely jackass that was left money in his family and uses this as a means of telling girls he thinks don't know better that he can manage them and get them press.....please [Green Lantern] get a life before you get some press.....plus it helps if you know what the fuck your talking about and whom you really know before you shoot your mouth off.Wayne writes:
Actually, Summer Haze is a sweetheart and I've never had a problem with her at all. She's always pleasant and appreciative of press and promo. I'm guessing you met a "look at me, I work for a porn star" cocky idiot she hired, who probably spoke way out of line while representing her. Five bucks says that when Summer reads this, that dude is in hot water with her
Posted by: zenman
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/17/04 05:56 PM
Let's not forget Ashley Blue, who has the best small tits in the biz.
Posted by: GreenLantern
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/17/04 05:57 PM
This picture is on the card LeeAnna uses for her Polaroids when she features. My caption, "Me Tarzan, you naked! Me take you back to treehouse!"
Posted by: GreenLantern
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/17/04 05:59 PM
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Swami asked about the story involving Valentine and The Green Lantern. "He went to a club and tried to talk to Craig. Craig basically almost threatened to beat him up for embarrassing him. This guy ended up taking a restraining order on Craig."
Laughing, Haze said in order to take out a restraining order, you'd have to have a reason for one. "Craig has never threatened anybody," she says. "Especially since all the e-mails we've gotten from Green Lantern, we've saved every one of them where he's told us a whole bunch of crap. Basically he follows Leanna Heart around. And I guess when she decided that she didn't want him around any more, he couldn't find anything else to do but to make up her yahoo fan club group. Even Leanna's mom is, like, who gives a crap. She could care less."
Haze says Lantern lives in his onw fantasy world and lives at home with his mother. "I guess his big highlight is going out to see all the porn stars and if they don't cater to him, he freaks out and starts writing a whole bunch of crap." Swami joked about Haze fantasizing about The Lantern. "I think Peter's smoking some serious stuff," said Haze. "And he needs to lay off the drugs. But every e-mail he's sent me, he's threatened me and said he was going to do all this crap to me. I saved every one of them. I have them. He an make up anything he wants but he can't go into half the clubs in Connecticut because people are just waiting to meet him. But not in a good way.""I have a big mouth and I can speak my own," added Haze who had a few choice words to say about Leeanna Heart's supposed p.r. man The Green Lantern. Wankus brought up the feud that had been aired on adultfyi.com recently. "I love that site," said Haze. Doing a re-cap of the mirth, Wankus said The Lantern accused Haze of having a horrible feature show and accused someone working for Haze of being an asshole by not taking career advice from him.
"He can bite me, this jackass," Haze said of The Lantern. "I travel with Craig Valentine who is my husband. We just got married in August. He's my deejay and does all my stuff for me." Haze said TGL was following Craig around and telling him that he was going to give Haze free p.r., that he does p.r. for Misty Rain and Leeanna Heart. Valentine told TGL that Haze didn't need any p.r., that she has a bunch of people who do it for her. Haze said TGL wouldn't take no for an answer and insisted on meeting Haze so he could talk to her because she needed him. Valentine told him to get the hell out. "You jerk, jackass, go away."
Haze said Heart's mother runs her p.r., not TGL. ""I don't even think this girl knows she has a fan club Yahoo group that he runs." Haze said that Heart wouldn't even return his call when he went to wish her a happy birthday. "She could give a shit less." Haze also said that any info posted by TGL about her on adultfyi.com wasn't true. "He came into some money. He hinds behind this Green Lantern alias. He wouldn't even tell people who he is. I even invited him to call in here and fight with me. He won't even do that because he's a jackass."
Co-ho Katie Morgan suggested telling TGL that comic books aren't that cool anymore. "He came into all this money because someone in his family passed away. And he feels the need to try to get together with every porn star. If you reject him he flips out and starts posting crap and bullshit that's not even true." Haze said the "The Little Old Lady" show of hers which TGL took to task has won her awards. Haze said she comes out with a walker and moves around in a crowd like a little old lady looking for bingo. "If he's bored he must be jacking off in a corner somewhere."
I spoke with her [Leeanna Heart's] agent who is my agent and was told everything he says is bullshit and he bothers the girls he is obsessed with like myself leanna and misty rain..........the guy is a lonely jackass that was left money in his family and uses this as a means of telling girls he thinks don't know better that he can manage them and get them press.....please [Green Lantern] get a life before you get some press.....plus it helps if you know what the fuck your talking about and whom you really know before you shoot your mouth off.Wayne writes:
Actually, Summer Haze is a sweetheart and I've never had a problem with her at all. She's always pleasant and appreciative of press and promo. I'm guessing you met a "look at me, I work for a porn star" cocky idiot she hired, who probably spoke way out of line while representing her. Five bucks says that when Summer reads this, that dude is in hot water with her
Thanks for digging this up though it's full of so much shit, I need boots to wade through it all! JamesN, are you from Cambridge, MA or Cambridge, England?
Posted by: Toelicker
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/17/04 06:00 PM
I'm telling you, my kung fu is strong. Swami II.
Posted by: GreenLantern
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/17/04 06:00 PM
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Let's not forget Ashley Blue, who has the best small tits in the biz.
My bad. Does she feature?
Posted by: GreenLantern
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/17/04 06:01 PM
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I'm telling you, my kung fu is strong.
Is that your caption for the last picture?
Posted by: GreenLantern
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/17/04 06:03 PM
Anyone want to help hold the ladder?
Posted by: Toelicker
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/17/04 06:04 PM
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I'm telling you, my kung fu is strong.
Is that your caption for the last picture?
No.
The second to last pic you just posted doesn't really do much for the pro bolt-on crowd. She is a cutie, though.
Edit: Fuck! Now it's the third to last pic because you posted one while I was writing this.
Posted by: GreenLantern
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/17/04 06:10 PM
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I'm telling you, my kung fu is strong.
Is that your caption for the last picture?
No.
The second to last pic you just posted doesn't really do much for the pro bolt-on crowd. She is a cutie, though.
Edit: Fuck! Now it's the third to last pic because you posted one while I was writing this.
You mean the one where she has her hand on the other girl's stomach. Shouldn't that read "My pimp hand is strong!" LOL!!
Posted by: GreenLantern
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/17/04 06:12 PM
Posted by: GreenLantern
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/17/04 06:18 PM
Posted by: ChickenMaster
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/17/04 07:18 PM
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Swami asked about the story involving Valentine and The Green Lantern. "He went to a club and tried to talk to Craig. Craig basically almost threatened to beat him up for embarrassing him. This guy ended up taking a restraining order on Craig."
Laughing, Haze said in order to take out a restraining order, you'd have to have a reason for one. "Craig has never threatened anybody," she says. "Especially since all the e-mails we've gotten from Green Lantern, we've saved every one of them where he's told us a whole bunch of crap. Basically he follows Leanna Heart around. And I guess when she decided that she didn't want him around any more, he couldn't find anything else to do but to make up her yahoo fan club group. Even Leanna's mom is, like, who gives a crap. She could care less."
Haze says Lantern lives in his onw fantasy world and lives at home with his mother. "I guess his big highlight is going out to see all the porn stars and if they don't cater to him, he freaks out and starts writing a whole bunch of crap." Swami joked about Haze fantasizing about The Lantern. "I think Peter's smoking some serious stuff," said Haze. "And he needs to lay off the drugs. But every e-mail he's sent me, he's threatened me and said he was going to do all this crap to me. I saved every one of them. I have them. He an make up anything he wants but he can't go into half the clubs in Connecticut because people are just waiting to meet him. But not in a good way.""I have a big mouth and I can speak my own," added Haze who had a few choice words to say about Leeanna Heart's supposed p.r. man The Green Lantern. Wankus brought up the feud that had been aired on adultfyi.com recently. "I love that site," said Haze. Doing a re-cap of the mirth, Wankus said The Lantern accused Haze of having a horrible feature show and accused someone working for Haze of being an asshole by not taking career advice from him.
"He can bite me, this jackass," Haze said of The Lantern. "I travel with Craig Valentine who is my husband. We just got married in August. He's my deejay and does all my stuff for me." Haze said TGL was following Craig around and telling him that he was going to give Haze free p.r., that he does p.r. for Misty Rain and Leeanna Heart. Valentine told TGL that Haze didn't need any p.r., that she has a bunch of people who do it for her. Haze said TGL wouldn't take no for an answer and insisted on meeting Haze so he could talk to her because she needed him. Valentine told him to get the hell out. "You jerk, jackass, go away."
Haze said Heart's mother runs her p.r., not TGL. ""I don't even think this girl knows she has a fan club Yahoo group that he runs." Haze said that Heart wouldn't even return his call when he went to wish her a happy birthday. "She could give a shit less." Haze also said that any info posted by TGL about her on adultfyi.com wasn't true. "He came into some money. He hinds behind this Green Lantern alias. He wouldn't even tell people who he is. I even invited him to call in here and fight with me. He won't even do that because he's a jackass."
Co-ho Katie Morgan suggested telling TGL that comic books aren't that cool anymore. "He came into all this money because someone in his family passed away. And he feels the need to try to get together with every porn star. If you reject him he flips out and starts posting crap and bullshit that's not even true." Haze said the "The Little Old Lady" show of hers which TGL took to task has won her awards. Haze said she comes out with a walker and moves around in a crowd like a little old lady looking for bingo. "If he's bored he must be jacking off in a corner somewhere."
I spoke with her [Leeanna Heart's] agent who is my agent and was told everything he says is bullshit and he bothers the girls he is obsessed with like myself leanna and misty rain..........the guy is a lonely jackass that was left money in his family and uses this as a means of telling girls he thinks don't know better that he can manage them and get them press.....please [Green Lantern] get a life before you get some press.....plus it helps if you know what the fuck your talking about and whom you really know before you shoot your mouth off.Wayne writes:
Actually, Summer Haze is a sweetheart and I've never had a problem with her at all. She's always pleasant and appreciative of press and promo. I'm guessing you met a "look at me, I work for a porn star" cocky idiot she hired, who probably spoke way out of line while representing her. Five bucks says that when Summer reads this, that dude is in hot water with her
Thanks for digging this up though it's full of so much shit, I need boots to wade through it all! JamesN, are you from Cambridge, MA or Cambridge, England?
All details in the article are factual.
Green Lantern have you ever considered you suffer from dementia or a delusional disorder and might need professional help?
Posted by: JRV
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/17/04 07:27 PM
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do people think fake tits really look good? god...beautiful girl then just has these unnatural looking things just sitting there....
I just don't get it...but then again...I don't have a male mind...
I don't like bolt-ons at all.
Bolt-ons are definitely not an advantage to female talent. The camera is going to be up close where the scars can be seen, and there's no hiding the fact that they hang wrong and jiggle as a lumpy solid mass in doggy. And the girl can't move too energetically or it will look gross.
Where bolt-ons might make sense is topless bars. The guys are further away & don't have as good a view, and the guys are drunk and may need strong visual clues - big tits - to convince themselves that the thing on stage is female and not male. A stripper presumably avoids any positions and poses that make the bolt-ons look really bad.
I don't do topless bars but I do suspect that the guys who have hots for fake tits are the topless bar mentality and not necessarily the porn fan mentality.
In 20+ years of watching porn I have seen exactly one girl who looked better after plastic surgery (Celeste, maybe ten years ago, dated Woody Long). A few have been no worse. And then there are ones like Cortnee / Cortknee that are beyond understanding.
And the Lola Ferrari creatures aren't human. Not one bit.
Posted by: ChickenMaster
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/17/04 10:38 PM
I think this might help you Green.
Psychologists in Massachusetts Click a city, make a call and be healed my son.
Posted by: jamesn
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/17/04 11:06 PM
the fact that toelicker reacted by going uncharacteristically bananas jogged my memory-it was kinda a canary in the coal mine/dogs barking at vampires early warning system for heinous people. your instincts were right, i couldn't watch you show remorse when obviously this guy would be douchebag-du-jour in about three days. toe, don't doubt yourself in these situations, you've got a gift for spotting potential swami's among us.
and to you senorita lanterna, i can be a dick sometimes yet somehow i can search for my name and not dig up thousands of lines of text of people going on record saying how horrible and creepy i am. even if gene ross tells the truth roughly 50% of the time, that still speaks very poorly of you.
concerning whether i live in MA or england, i think the "usa" would answer it for most people---i apologize for the confusion, feel free to threaten to come kick my ass now.
Posted by: Toelicker
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/18/04 02:37 AM
Good call, James. Thanks for posting the story.
Green, the king fu comment is not meant to be a caption to any picture. I won't say more, because every time I'm about to write womething disparaging I start feeling guilty. How old are you Green?
Posted by: GreenLantern
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/19/04 06:22 AM
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Green, the king fu comment is not meant to be a caption to any picture. I won't say more, because every time I'm about to write womething disparaging I start feeling guilty. How old are you Green?
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Posted by: GreenLantern
Re: Fayner if your reading this - 10/19/04 06:27 AM
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the fact that toelicker reacted by going uncharacteristically bananas jogged my memory-it was kinda a canary in the coal mine/dogs barking at vampires early warning system for heinous people. your instincts were right, i couldn't watch you show remorse when obviously this guy would be douchebag-du-jour in about three days. toe, don't doubt yourself in these situations, you've got a gift for spotting potential swami's among us.
and to you senorita lanterna, i can be a dick sometimes yet somehow i can search for my name and not dig up thousands of lines of text of people going on record saying how horrible and creepy i am. even if gene ross tells the truth roughly 50% of the time, that still speaks very poorly of you.
concerning whether i live in MA or england, i think the "usa" would answer it for most people---i apologize for the confusion, feel free to threaten to come kick my ass now.
OK, I missed the USA in your location, my mistake. However, you missed some stuff, too. 1) Gene Ross ONLY recapped the interview Sports Swami did with Summer Haze in May by recording it and then later transcribing it, he didn't conduct the interview himself. 2) I'm a guy, not a girl. Notice the use of the pronoun He in the piece.
Posted by: GreenLantern
ChickenMaster, here's the REAL facts! - 10/19/04 07:02 AM
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Swami asked about the story involving Valentine and The Green Lantern. "He went to a club and tried to talk to Craig. Craig basically almost threatened to beat him up for embarrassing him. This guy ended up taking a restraining order on Craig."
Laughing, Haze said in order to take out a restraining order, you'd have to have a reason for one. "Craig has never threatened anybody," she says. "Especially since all the e-mails we've gotten from Green Lantern, we've saved every one of them where he's told us a whole bunch of crap. Basically he follows Leanna Heart around. And I guess when she decided that she didn't want him around any more, he couldn't find anything else to do but to make up her yahoo fan club group. Even Leanna's mom is, like, who gives a crap. She could care less."
Haze says Lantern lives in his onw fantasy world and lives at home with his mother. "I guess his big highlight is going out to see all the porn stars and if they don't cater to him, he freaks out and starts writing a whole bunch of crap." Swami joked about Haze fantasizing about The Lantern. "I think Peter's smoking some serious stuff," said Haze. "And he needs to lay off the drugs. But every e-mail he's sent me, he's threatened me and said he was going to do all this crap to me. I saved every one of them. I have them. He an make up anything he wants but he can't go into half the clubs in Connecticut because people are just waiting to meet him. But not in a good way.""I have a big mouth and I can speak my own," added Haze who had a few choice words to say about Leeanna Heart's supposed p.r. man The Green Lantern. Wankus brought up the feud that had been aired on adultfyi.com recently. "I love that site," said Haze. Doing a re-cap of the mirth, Wankus said The Lantern accused Haze of having a horrible feature show and accused someone working for Haze of being an asshole by not taking career advice from him.
"He can bite me, this jackass," Haze said of The Lantern. "I travel with Craig Valentine who is my husband. We just got married in August. He's my deejay and does all my stuff for me." Haze said TGL was following Craig around and telling him that he was going to give Haze free p.r., that he does p.r. for Misty Rain and Leeanna Heart. Valentine told TGL that Haze didn't need any p.r., that she has a bunch of people who do it for her. Haze said TGL wouldn't take no for an answer and insisted on meeting Haze so he could talk to her because she needed him. Valentine told him to get the hell out. "You jerk, jackass, go away."
Haze said Heart's mother runs her p.r., not TGL. ""I don't even think this girl knows she has a fan club Yahoo group that he runs." Haze said that Heart wouldn't even return his call when he went to wish her a happy birthday. "She could give a shit less." Haze also said that any info posted by TGL about her on adultfyi.com wasn't true. "He came into some money. He hinds behind this Green Lantern alias. He wouldn't even tell people who he is. I even invited him to call in here and fight with me. He won't even do that because he's a jackass."
Co-ho Katie Morgan suggested telling TGL that comic books aren't that cool anymore. "He came into all this money because someone in his family passed away. And he feels the need to try to get together with every porn star. If you reject him he flips out and starts posting crap and bullshit that's not even true." Haze said the "The Little Old Lady" show of hers which TGL took to task has won her awards. Haze said she comes out with a walker and moves around in a crowd like a little old lady looking for bingo. "If he's bored he must be jacking off in a corner somewhere."
I spoke with her [Leeanna Heart's] agent who is my agent and was told everything he says is bullshit and he bothers the girls he is obsessed with like myself leanna and misty rain..........the guy is a lonely jackass that was left money in his family and uses this as a means of telling girls he thinks don't know better that he can manage them and get them press.....please [Green Lantern] get a life before you get some press.....plus it helps if you know what the fuck your talking about and whom you really know before you shoot your mouth off.Wayne writes:
Actually, Summer Haze is a sweetheart and I've never had a problem with her at all. She's always pleasant and appreciative of press and promo. I'm guessing you met a "look at me, I work for a porn star" cocky idiot she hired, who probably spoke way out of line while representing her. Five bucks says that when Summer reads this, that dude is in hot water with her
Thanks for digging this up though it's full of so much shit, I need boots to wade through it all! JamesN, are you from Cambridge, MA or Cambridge, England?
All details in the article are factual.
Green Lantern have you ever considered you suffer from dementia or a delusional disorder and might need professional help?
ChickenMaster, ALL details in that interview are NOT factual, it's a lot of bullshit from someone who doesn't know what they're talking about. The only part factual about it is that you didn't make any changes to it when you posted it on the board. Here's my rebuttal.
1) I approached Craig about giving him some advice on advertising some all-female gangbang that they were promoting @ the club Summer Haze was featuring at. Craig said they had someone from Arrow Productions to do that so I walked away, I didn't follow him all over the club as Summer claims especially since they spent more time backstage than onstage. He didn't physically threaten me AND I never got a restraining order against him. Heck, he emailed me (which I have saved all of the correspondence) that he was going to have a restraining order submitted against me so I couldn't attend Featurama 1 in Feb. 2004 and he claimed that he could get it done quickly because the New Haven, CT police chief was a co-owner of the club (Johnny is a member of the local Hell's Angels chapter so I highly doubt the police chief is a co-owner of a strip club since there's probably some moral clause in his contract with the city of New Haven). He had a friend of his in Florida impersonate a lawyer threatening to sue me AND LeeAnna and have her fired from appearing @ Featurama 1. Thanks to a lawyer friend, I found out that the gentleman who sent the legal emails isn't a lawyer at all (the Martindale database shows no lawyer certified by the Florida BAR Association with this guy's name) and that impersonating a lawyer is a felony in Florida. Besides, part of the alleged "lawyer's" email was cybertan. That really looks official to me.
2) The Yahoo group was started in 2001 by another fan of LeeAnna's, I became co-moderator in 2002 to delete SPAM and keep things on-topic.
3) LeeAnna's mom has been grateful for the help I've given them with PR since last year and I keep in touch with her via email. If I was stalker, I wouldn't have her mom's email address and I sure as hell wouldn't have LeeAnna's cell # either. Her mom has stuff she does @ home that keeps her too busy to do PR so my assistance with it is greatly appreciated. I'll send a copy of an email to you that she sent me if you don't believe me. I was in NJ this summer and surprised LeeAnna by showing up @ Frank's Chicken House. She got the doorman to let me in for free. Would she do that if I was a stalker?
4) The strongest drugs I've ever done are Vivarin with a coffee chaser & some prescription cough medicine with codeine. I've never partaken in any illegal drugs especially since I've been in the Army (active duty & Reserve) since 1991 and you get discharged if you come up positive on a urinalysis test.
5) I've NEVER met Misty Rain and have never contacted her via email so I don't know why Summer kept mentioning her.
6) Since I live in MA (about 1/2 hour east from Providence), why would I need to have people looking out for me @ clubs in CT? Besides, I was able to attend Featurama # 2 earlier this month without any problems from security and most of my club ventures are to RI & MA, I only go to CT for special occassions (e.g. the boss lady is in attendance). If someone is barred from entering a club, they usually don't EVEN get in the door or they get escorted out by security within a few minutes of gaining entrance when management realizes that the doorperson screwed up and let in someone who has been barred.
7) When Summer was on the KSEX Radio show, the only invite I got to call in was from Wankus himself AFTER I asked him via email if my name was going to be brought up as a topic in his interview with her. Summer & Craig NEVER emailed me an invitation!
8) Notice I go from being a rich orphan with dead parents to living with my mother in the same story? Which is it?
So, there's my rebuttal shooting the interview recap with more holes than Swiss cheese. 
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Posted by: Toelicker
Re: ChickenMaster, here's the REAL facts! - 10/19/04 07:12 AM
Some of my favorite quotes from your rebuttal:
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3) LeeAnna's mom has been grateful for the help I've given them with PR since last year and I keep in touch with her via email. If I was stalker, I wouldn't have her mom's email address and I sure as hell wouldn't have LeeAnna's cell # either. Her mom has stuff she does @ home that keeps her too busy to do PR so my assistance with it is greatly appreciated. I'll send a copy of an email to you that she sent me if you don't believe me. I was in NJ this summer and surprised LeeAnna by showing up @ Frank's Chicken House.
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7) When Summer was on the KSEX Radio show, the only invite I got to call in was from Wankus himself AFTER I asked him via email if my name was going to be brought up as a topic in his interview with her.
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Posted by: GreenLantern
Re: ChickenMaster, here's the REAL facts! - 10/19/04 07:17 AM
Toe, are you laughing at me or just pointing out your favorite segments from my rebuttal? I should have added to the drug thing "Since when is Summer an expert on being able to detect the signs fo frequent drug use?"
Posted by: Toelicker
Re: ChickenMaster, here's the REAL facts! - 10/19/04 07:20 AM
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Toe, are you laughing at me or just pointing out your favorite segments from my rebuttal?
Sometimes I don't even know myself.
Quit taking this board so seriously. You'll feel better.
Posted by: GreenLantern
Re: ChickenMaster, here's the REAL facts! - 10/19/04 07:23 AM
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Toe, are you laughing at me or just pointing out your favorite segments from my rebuttal?
Sometimes I don't even know myself.
Quit taking this board so seriously. You'll feel better.
I was just curious about your reaction to my rebuttal. I'm not going to have my feelings hurt if you didn't like it. I just wanted to show ChickenMaster that there's a lot of chickenshit garbage in that interview Summer did with Swami. I never rebutted it before because I didn't have time and I was advised by someone in the porn news field that by not replying, I made myself look better than if I reply.
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Re: ChickenMaster, here's the REAL facts! - 10/19/04 07:55 AM
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Toe, are you laughing at me or just pointing out your favorite segments from my rebuttal?
Sometimes I don't even know myself.
Quit taking this board so seriously. You'll feel better.
I was just curious about your reaction to my rebuttal. I'm not going to have my feelings hurt if you didn't like it. I just wanted to show ChickenMaster that there's a lot of chickenshit garbage in that interview Summer did with Swami. I never rebutted it before because I didn't have time and I was advised by someone in the porn news field that by not replying, I made myself look better than if I reply.
Don't worry everyone stirs the pot. I never believe what whores and pimps say about other people. I wanted to see how sane you are, if we had another summara or swami on the board, but alas I get no fun. Just a concise rebuttal.
Posted by: GreenLantern
Re: ChickenMaster, here's the REAL facts! - 10/19/04 08:18 AM
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Toe, are you laughing at me or just pointing out your favorite segments from my rebuttal?
Sometimes I don't even know myself.
Quit taking this board so seriously. You'll feel better.
I was just curious about your reaction to my rebuttal. I'm not going to have my feelings hurt if you didn't like it. I just wanted to show ChickenMaster that there's a lot of chickenshit garbage in that interview Summer did with Swami. I never rebutted it before because I didn't have time and I was advised by someone in the porn news field that by not replying, I made myself look better than if I reply.
Don't worry everyone stirs the pot. I never believe what whores and pimps say about other people. I wanted to see how sane you are, if we had another summara or swami on the board, but alas I get no fun. Just a concise rebuttal.
Sorry to disappoint you, bro. Using logic to rebut an argument works better than "I know you are but what am I?" or name calling shots.
Posted by: Cerberus
Re: ChickenMaster, here's the REAL facts! - 10/19/04 02:09 PM
Hey CM I think I heard that sentament before.
Posted by: smiling arab
Re: ChickenMaster, here's the REAL facts! - 10/21/04 05:12 PM
This is fucking weird. GreenLantern, is there a particular reason why you have a porn chica's mother's phone number? Moreover, is there a fucking reason why I now know you have a porn chica's mother's phone number?
Posted by: GreenLantern
Re: ChickenMaster, here's the REAL facts! - 10/22/04 10:30 AM
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This is fucking weird. GreenLantern, is there a particular reason why you have a porn chica's mother's phone number? Moreover, is there a fucking reason why I now know you have a porn chica's mother's phone number?
It's a backup just in case I can't get ahold of LeeAnna on her cell phone which is always acting up, that's all. Most of my correspondence with her mom is via email.
Posted by: XXXbitionist
Re: ChickenMaster, here's the REAL facts! - 10/22/04 12:32 PM
wow....yet somehow..I didn't find that answer very satisfying.
Posted by: Toelicker
Re: ChickenMaster, here's the REAL facts! - 10/22/04 01:10 PM
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her cell phone which is always acting up
I use that one.
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme
Re: ChickenMaster, here's the REAL facts! - 10/22/04 02:08 PM
I missed it if he ssaid and i'm too lazy to look- How is greenlatern that close a friends with Leanna because I want to be friends too. Just how does one go about working that out
Posted by: smiling arab
Re: ChickenMaster, here's the REAL facts! - 10/22/04 02:39 PM
I hearby abolish this thread. I will say no more. No more posting here, it... it should not be.
Posted by: have2cit
Re: ChickenMaster, here's the REAL facts! - 10/22/04 04:11 PM
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.....I want to be friends too. Just how does one go about working that out
A very vivid imagination. 
Posted by: GreenLantern
Re: ChickenMaster, here's the REAL facts! - 10/25/04 11:19 AM
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I missed it if he ssaid and i'm too lazy to look- How is greenlatern that close a friends with Leanna because I want to be friends too. Just how does one go about working that out
I first met her in 2000 at a club in CT, then saw her again 2002 when LeeAnna featured near me in 2002. In 2003, I made the trip to New Haven 3 days in a row. She felt comfortable enough with me to give me her # and I've kept in touch as much as her schedule allows ever since.
Posted by: jamesn
Re: ChickenMaster, here's the REAL facts! - 10/25/04 11:33 AM
Man, Jerry dies and we've got a bunch of strippers being followed around the country by lunatics living in tents,....
Posted by: Toelicker
Re: ChickenMaster, here's the REAL facts! - 10/25/04 12:26 PM
Posted by: Smelly Monkey
Re: ChickenMaster, here's the REAL facts! - 10/25/04 03:07 PM
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Man, Jerry dies and we've got a bunch of strippers being followed around the country by lunatics living in tents,....
Milk came out of my nose and i haven't had milk in a good part of 4 months.
Posted by: GARFIELD
Re: ChickenMaster, here's the REAL facts! - 10/25/04 03:40 PM
LMFAO....it is pretty funny
Posted by: Smelly Monkey
Re: ChickenMaster, here's the REAL facts! - 10/25/04 04:07 PM
I don't think John gets it, which makes it all the more funny.
Posted by: GARFIELD
Re: ChickenMaster, here's the REAL facts! - 10/25/04 06:09 PM
the psycho/stalker line I get 100% thegreenlantern, a PR person for leanna....I get just as more PM's from him asking questions about her then I did from U monkey(&I only talked to the woman 1x)LOL
Posted by: Bornyo
Re: ChickenMaster, here's the REAL facts! - 10/25/04 06:30 PM
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the psycho/stalker line I get 100% thegreenlantern, a PR person for leanna....I get just as more PM's from him asking questions about her then I did from U monkey(&I only talked to the woman 1x)LOL
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