THE OLD CAGE

Whatever happened to the old Cage...We gotta bring that back...I miss coming online wishing to punch people in the teeth

New XPT Order won't allow it. We're a kinder, gentler place now. And we're all better for it.

Garfield, meet Barry the Crying Pirate. He's butthurt going on months now because I imposed a little of Kami's brand of fist-discipline in the Talent for Hire forum. He is blind to how this board is organized and how different rules can apply to the different forums. You know... like it used to be.

He smokes a lot of dope too, and makes bongs or something, so if you need a hookup he can be your man.

Lies. No one is better for it.

It used to be a board operated by a company actively hiring porn performers. Things change. Talent For Hire is dead for eternity, unless you dangle dollars to get whores to post there.

It used to have some leadership. Now it has the Hillbilly Hitler.

Watch out, he'll piss on your Guccis.

You can cut the respect with a knife.

Sorry, mod. Didn't mean to step on your toesies. But don't forget how different rules apply to different people, sire.

Hitler had more ambition than a silly power trip. "Hillbilly" will suffice. Hillbillies and drowning pools. The two go together.

I prefer Bruno Magli. (That's pronounced mah-lee for you dumb Southerners)

OJ wouldn't be caught bloodsoaked in those ugly ass shoes.

Well good to see I'm not the only one that has noticed the change in the few days I've been back

You were in the joint for a long time, things were bound to change.

Apparently that hit the mark.

I won't forget that. Let's don't have you forget it. One would think if you knew that, and still chose to participate here, that you wouldn't feel compelled to cry about things



I guess you know the Hitler reference means you lost any case you may have had for putting forth credible criticism. Crybaby.

And that's the second reference I've seen to drowning pools and, I'm assuming dogs as the other post did mention them. I guess in your drug addled haze you forgot the part where the dog opened the gate to get to the pool himself, while I was 50 miles away.

It's all right Barry, we all get confused sometimes. It's that short term memory thing...

A short-term haze for a long-term chronic.

@bornyo Someone else mentioned Hillbilly Hilter. I was defending you. Do try to pay attention.

How could I forget different rules? It's been that way since your coronation.

I remember your story about the dog opening the gate. I just assumed that was satire. If it's actually true that you can't dog proof your gate, you shouldn't have a dog. Or maybe it's your alcoholic haze that made you think you'd closed the gate. Either way, the dog drowned and the blame lies squarely with the guy you look at in the mirror. I'm sure he didn't blame you when things started going black, so I suppose you have that going for you. Hopefully, for the sake of this one, you've figured out your gate problem.

You and your boi keep going back to the weed thing. I guess you think it works. I'm curious how long I'd have to quit smoking before you two would accept responsibility for your own actions? I'm assuming forever wouldn't be long enough. You're not about taking responsibility. Even your dog knows that.

My dog drowned in a neighbors pool, with a neighbors gate.

Next?

I blame Porn Valley for the DROWNING.

Well, porn valley and xpt mods are right up there with Michael Vick on dog abuse, so I see what you did there.

THEY are taking OUR dogs and drowning THEM. I might have to testify before the UN.

The THC will leave your body in about 90 days, but depending on how long you've chronically smoked it, maybe a six months or more before your short term memory has recovered any. But before that the OCD and paranoia will fall around you like a black smothering blanket. The internet posting rituals won't be enough, you'll need an overtly physical ritual to fall back on. Washing hands, checking then rechecking locks, or light switch patrol. It all depends on the severity of your illness.

Responsibility for what exactly, the Gestapo like state you swore would arise, but has never materialized? The only thing that has changed on this board is your, and your panty waste posse's behavior. I can't speak for Bornyo, but I refuse to take any responsibility for that.

My posse. Gestapo like state. OCD. Good times.

@jig I've already alerted President Obama's Brewmaster. She'll be contacting the UN.

I have a cat.

Ohhh dear they're still playing this card??? Ive been gone a long time and come back to find lots of the same shit. I see I didn't miss much. Im so glad I didnt

No one pisses on my Guccis.

...and lives.

is this garfield 3 or 4G? I haven't been keeping up...