I have concluded, Smelly is Jeff Steward

Posted by: Pussy Power

I have concluded, Smelly is Jeff Steward - 07/30/04 11:02 AM

Jeff, you're so much up this monkey's ass, I can see your feet from its butt hole.

I will never ever understand the supposed "talent" that is Smelly Monkey. Laugh? Never.

Funny? As funny as rats gnawing on your balls.

Smartt, can you believe it? I cannot. I'd rather be on Smartt's side any day that Smelly's band of losers.

Love, LB.
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: I have concluded, Smelly is Jeff Steward - 07/30/04 11:48 AM

Hey LB, this isn't a gang war like the Crips and Bloods all up in here , you don't have to pick sides, or at least I don't - i like both Smartt and Monkey and find both to be quite humorous, even when they aren't trying to be
Posted by: It Was Fun

Re: I have concluded, Smelly is Jeff Steward - 07/30/04 01:15 PM

Jeff doesn't have time to spend all that typing just for a message board. He's on the phone a lot LOL
Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: I have concluded, Smelly is Jeff Steward - 07/30/04 02:08 PM

Quote:

Jeff, you're so much up this monkey's ass, I can see your feet from its butt hole.

I will never ever understand the supposed "talent" that is Smelly Monkey. Laugh? Never.

Funny? As funny as rats gnawing on your balls.

Smartt, can you believe it? I cannot. I'd rather be on Smartt's side any day that Smelly's band of losers.

Love, LB





This is so obvious im appalled at myself for responding, as whenever LB wants to get a response from a person (usually a pornstar) he posts who in the heck is (fill in blanks) because it makes his little day to get some typed words for a porn scarlet, very sad and i feel for him and all english people. I will give him a nibble just so he doesn't have to cut himself to feel alive.
Posted by: Pussy Power

Re: I have concluded, Smelly is Jeff Steward - 07/31/04 07:35 AM

Jeff can be a very nice man when he wants to be. But there's another side to him which is also grovelling. Like thinking Smelly is funny.

Jeff, can I ask you a personal question?

Have you ever laughed in your life? I doubt it, if you think Smelly is the apex of mirth.

LB.
Posted by: Jeff Steward

Re: I have concluded, Smelly is Jeff Steward - 08/03/04 07:00 AM

I laugh everytime I see this photo.

Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: I have concluded, Smelly is Jeff Steward - 08/03/04 03:11 PM

Its my favorite all time photo and the wallpapaer for my computer. Maybe i am jeff?.