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What a bone-headed question. Search his posts and judge for yourself.
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Hey, Darrah, you don't talk about the Monkey. You listen to him. The man's enlarged my mind. He's a poet-warrior in the classic sense. I mean sometimes he'll... uh... well, you'll say "hello" to him, right? And he'll just walk right by you. He won't even notice you. And suddenly he'll grab you, and he'll throw you in a corner, and he'll say, "do you know that 'if' is the middle word in life? If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you, if you can trust yourself when all men doubt you"... I mean I'm no, I can't... I'm a little man, I'm a little man, he's... he's a great man. I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across floors of silent seas...
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What a bone-headed question. Search his posts and judge for yourself.
I'm suppose to read years worth of posts just to get an impression of him instead of one of you describing him in a sentence or two?
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What a bone-headed question. Search his posts and judge for yourself.
I'm suppose to read years worth of posts just to get an impression of him instead of one of you describing him in a sentence or two?
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Yes. Yes, you are. You are worthless. Read the posts yourself. I hope no one is stupid enough to give you the summation you want. You are lazy.
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Please, please, kill yourself before you breed. Please.
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What a bone-headed question. Search his posts and judge for yourself.
I'm suppose to read years worth of posts just to get an impression of him instead of one of you describing him in a sentence or two?
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What a bone-headed question. Search his posts and judge for yourself.
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What a bone-headed question. Search his posts and judge for yourself.
I'm suppose to read years worth of posts just to get an impression of him instead of one of you describing him in a sentence or two?
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ive often wondered this too
you hear so much about monkey
sorta legendary on here, no?
and jondra
i dont know who jondra is?
or jankity?
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eh, overrated. Youre not missing much. Im like a cross between Jett Travolta and Bob Crane. I have the autistic charm of Jett with the sexual deviancy of Bob Crane. I did manage to get laid last night though, and neither Bob nor Jett can say that.
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'Jondra' is simply misspelled 'genre'(a mistake first made by some whore on her blog if I'm not mistaken, that has later became a popular meme on XPT). Similar is the word 'granite'(granted).
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5JXrP8yv8o
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Daddy's home!
What did you bring us?
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lol monkey
i like monkey!
yay!
love, pretty
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Hey Monkey. How's it going?
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Monkey was the best-- I miss him terribly. He used to IM and tell me he really needed to talk to me in person, and I was the only one on XPT he trusted, and would I please call him? The number he gave me was Kurt Lockwood's. Thank God I never actually called the number. That was the kind of person Monkey was-- you could never believe a word he said, but everything he said was priceless.
. I don't remember doing that, you sure it was me? 
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Okay, im always suspicious of vagina with less then 3 stars, usually having one of those is a lock for 3, unless youre gypsy.
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Okay, im always suspicious of vagina with less then 3 stars, usually having one of those is a lock for 3, unless youre gypsy.
I only have one star. I must not be liked.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5JXrP8yv8o
Hmmm am I marlon or hooper? This might be more fitting
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmdAnCs1sSc
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Daddy's home!
What did you bring us?
Disappointment, shame and moderate compassion. A less talented windsock with the second rate flair of guapo
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lol monkey
i like monkey!
yay!
love, pretty
Okay, im always suspicious of vagina with less then 3 stars, usually having one of those is a lock for 3, unless youre gypsy.
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Hey Monkey. How's it going?
Doing good, how about yourself there bornyo?
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yay thanks vizzle hehe
ok i got three stars yay!
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And a reliable source that told me that Jeff Steward might actually be Smelly Monkey.
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And a reliable source that told me that Jeff Steward might actually be Smelly Monkey.
Strange because a reliable sourse told me monkey is Jeff Mullen.
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And a reliable source that told me that Jeff Steward might actually be Smelly Monkey.
Strange because a reliable sourse told me monkey is Jeff Mullen.
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why not?
you can learn an assload of stuff on xpt
when i first found xpt i read everything in the general and the cage all the way back as far as it goes to learn stuff
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why not?
you can learn an assload of stuff on xpt
when i first found xpt i read everything in the general and the cage all the way back as far as it goes to learn stuff
A book is nice every once in a while too.
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youre following me around arent you?! lol
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Smelly took nine months off.
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Yes, I returned only to birth mediocrity. Guapo wished me death, Mark J, Tony and christianx are happy im back, the latter offered me the bareback special, whatever that means?
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Yes, I returned only to birth mediocrity. Guapo wished me death, Mark J, Tony and christianx are happy im back, the latter offered me the bareback special, whatever that means?
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Why is Mark happy that you're back when he was never here?.
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Okay, im always suspicious of vagina with less then 3 stars, usually having one of those is a lock for 3, unless youre gypsy.
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I haven't been introduced to Monkey. Is this you? It would explain your abscence.Quote:
Okay, im always suspicious of vagina with less then 3 stars, usually having one of those is a lock for 3, unless youre gypsy.
I only have 2 stars, or 1 I don't pay attention. And if you are suspiscious of me, you probably should be, the L.A.P.D. usually is. I simply don't trust vagina, all whores have a hidden agenda and that's usually where it's hiding. Also a redflag... It bleeds but just wont die.
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What was Smelly Monkey like?
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What was Smelly Monkey like?
He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so much, he made a woman out of dirt and married her. But when he kissed her, she disintegrated. Later, at the funeral, when the preacher said, 'Dust to dust,' some people laughed, and the cowboy shot them. At his hanging, he told the others, 'I'll be waiting for you in heaven--with a gun.' -J.Handy
RESURRECTION!!! Welcome home Father...Has the suit been settled?
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