i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests!

Posted by: jamesn

i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests! - 07/28/06 01:26 PM

and post the results. not from aim. i'll send cash to have them done in a credible fashion, scan them and post them.
Posted by: jamesn

Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests! - 07/28/06 01:28 PM

warts too, btw.
Posted by: jamesn

Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests! - 07/28/06 01:36 PM

and honestly, have you ever cancelled a shoot because there was something weird growing on your genitals or not? i know the truth, ruth. don't lie.
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests! - 07/28/06 01:45 PM

I knew it. So it is true about weaving bonds of love from viral strains.

Seriously though- canceling shoots because of a growth? What, did you think no one would fucking notice? You'd just keep your good side turned to the camera?
Posted by: jamesn

Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests! - 07/28/06 01:46 PM

i've heard he had to have his penis drained and lanced. gross.
Posted by: ghostofburg

Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests! - 07/28/06 01:51 PM

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i've heard he had to have his penis drained and lanced. gross.




Seriously? In Paris or Amsterdam? Which chick(s) were involved in a collateral aspect?

How did I miss this....? I hope he's ok.....
Posted by: Holly Randall

Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests! - 07/28/06 02:45 PM

It's infuriating when a model shows up with an open sore on their genitals or around their mouth... And then they seem so surprised when I have to send them home.
Posted by: Soopergrizz

Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests! - 07/28/06 04:24 PM

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It's infuriating when a model shows up with an open sore on their genitals or around their mouth... And then they seem so surprised when I have to send them home.




Bingo! New signature line - sorry Renfield/Gypsy, your 15 minutes is up
Posted by: It Was Fun

Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests! - 07/28/06 04:28 PM

Good God Holly that's the grossest thing you've ever posted LOL. I feel sorry for you that you have to involuntarily be put in a position to have to send a whore home because she can't take care of herself.

I wonder if they wipe their ass after taking a shit do they find skid marks on their undies later in the day like a five year old does?
Posted by: jamesn

Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests! - 07/28/06 04:29 PM

steve holmes eats their dirty underwear and beats off to it. horrific.
Posted by: Willie D

Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests! - 07/28/06 05:04 PM

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i've heard he had to have his penis drained and lanced. gross.




Seriously? In Paris or Amsterdam? Which chick(s) were involved in a collateral aspect?

How did I miss this....? I hope he's ok.....


He's been suitcase pimping his country-mate Lara Roxx when he's not busy infecting Porn Valley through his whore-proxy.

Even the Khmer Rouge wasn't so brutal.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests! - 07/28/06 06:55 PM

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It's infuriating when a model shows up with an open sore on their genitals or around their mouth... And then they seem so surprised when I have to send them home.




Wtf?! Do they just expect you to photoshop it out but meanwhile knowingly infect people?
Posted by: JimJaded

Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests! - 07/28/06 08:56 PM

ok enough enough with all this open sore talk.

its not like Kat shows up to do a scene with anal warts, and instead of cancelling they just change the scene from anal to vag.
Posted by: jamesn

Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests! - 07/28/06 09:06 PM

is she still oozing? i demand her pov
Posted by: Willie D

Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests! - 07/28/06 09:10 PM

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its not like Kat shows up to do a scene with anal warts, and instead of cancelling they just change the scene from anal to vag.



What if it's the other way around...and it's a "no pooper" whore like Hailey or Avy Scott (who is very nice, BTW).
Posted by: JimJaded

Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests! - 07/28/06 09:16 PM

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its not like Kat shows up to do a scene with anal warts, and instead of cancelling they just change the scene from anal to vag.



What if it's the other way around...and it's a "no pooper" whore like Hailey or Avy Scott (who is very nice, BTW).




Avy has the clap every 10 minutes, i suppose she should think about opening the corn hole.

Hailey is too busy making guys cry on the internet, so i assume she would just cancel.

any other slut would just be shot for BJ footage so as not to lose the $100/hr location fee that accrues no matter how long Derek takes to get a replacement slut to set
Posted by: Willie D

Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests! - 07/28/06 09:24 PM

How much of that $100 goes to the token husband?

Just askin'
Posted by: k1ng

Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests! - 07/28/06 09:41 PM

Because knowing is half the battle Avy Scott does do some anal.


http://www.iafd.com/person.asp?perfid=AvyScott&gender=f
Posted by: Willie D

Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests! - 07/28/06 10:03 PM

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Because knowing is half the battle Avy Scott does do some anal.


http://www.iafd.com/person.asp?perfid=AvyScott&gender=f


Fine! Use another non-anal whore, like that blonde chick.......Kelly... is it "Welles" or "Wells?"
Posted by: k1ng

Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests! - 07/28/06 10:19 PM

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Because knowing is half the battle Avy Scott does do some anal.


http://www.iafd.com/person.asp?perfid=AvyScott&gender=f


Fine! Use another non-anal whore, like that blonde chick.......Kelly... is it "Welles" or "Wells?"




Wasn't trying to rain on the parade. Just spreadin the word.
Posted by: Willie D

Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests! - 07/28/06 10:21 PM

It's all good brah! May you have a Quinne-filled weekend!
Posted by: k1ng

Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests! - 07/28/06 10:30 PM

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It's all good brah! May you have a Quinne-filled weekend!




Thank you sir. I appreciate the good thoughts. I'm planning on Quinne welcoming me into her abode in a manner similar to this picture.

Posted by: It Was Fun

Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests! - 07/28/06 11:25 PM

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How much of that $100 goes to the token husband?

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Ahem!! ALL OF IT!!! duhhhh

Hey Willie... so uhh... how 'bout them babies? Got a coat hanger for Alyssa?
Posted by: Holly Randall

Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests! - 07/29/06 07:14 AM

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any other slut would just be shot for BJ footage so as not to lose the $100/hr location fee that accrues no matter how long Derek takes to get a replacement slut to set




We don't shoot solo bj sets so I'd send the girl home with nothing. Once a new girl showed up to my set with full blown herpes on her mouth-- when I asked her what was up she just seemed confused and said she woke up with it this morning and had no idea what happened to her. I had to gently explain that she'd contracted herpes-- probably from whatever scene she had done last week. The poor girl didn't even know what herpes were. It's unbelieveable how stupid some of these girls are-- I need to start a quote book.
Posted by: cumalloverher

Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests! - 07/29/06 07:46 AM

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The poor girl didn't even know what herpes were. It's unbelieveable how stupid some of these girls are...




And yet, Ms. Randle, knowing this you still facillitate their making ill advise life altering decision in front of media recording devices in order to profit. You are nothing more than Jeff Stewart in babe's clothing, madam.


Posted by: Holly Randall

Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests! - 07/29/06 09:17 AM

I stopped taking responsibility for idiots a long time ago. I come to work, make the girls look and feel as beautiful as I can, take some good photos and go home. I used to want to save the world, but I'm over that now. I got my own sanity to keep in check.
Posted by: Holly Randall

Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests! - 07/29/06 09:17 AM

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I stopped taking responsibility for idiots a long time ago. I come to work, make the girls look and feel as beautiful as I can, take some good photos and go home. I used to want to save the world, but I'm over that now. I've got my own sanity to keep in check.




Crap I accidentally made two posts while trying to correct some grammatical errors.
Posted by: ben

Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests! - 07/29/06 03:36 PM

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any other slut would just be shot for BJ footage so as not to lose the $100/hr location fee that accrues no matter how long Derek takes to get a replacement slut to set




We don't shoot solo bj sets so I'd send the girl home with nothing. Once a new girl showed up to my set with full blown herpes on her mouth-- when I asked her what was up she just seemed confused and said she woke up with it this morning and had no idea what happened to her. I had to gently explain that she'd contracted herpes-- probably from whatever scene she had done last week. The poor girl didn't even know what herpes were. It's unbelieveable how stupid some of these girls are-- I need to start a quote book.




I have herpes simplex type 1 ( mouth variety ). I got it when I was little - our school must have had outbreaks of every illness known to humans! I haven't had any sores for a while but if I do I don't think i'd go to work ( Mainly I just feel self conscious about it ) let alone a photoshoot!!
Posted by: ben

Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests! - 07/30/06 01:08 AM

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It's all good brah! May you have a Quinne-filled weekend!




Thank you sir. I appreciate the good thoughts. I'm planning on Quinne welcoming me into her abode in a manner similar to this picture.






Is this girl in porn?
Posted by: k1ng

Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests! - 07/30/06 01:24 AM

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Is this girl in porn?




I don't like the tone of your question sir. I get the distinct impression that you wish Quinne were subjected to everything that professional fornicators have to offer. This thought sickens me and leads me to believe that you sir are a demented sadist. Quinne is a wholesome, kind hearted humanitarian with a heart of gold. Quinne is everything that is right with the world.

No, she is not in porn.

Posted by: k1ng

Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests! - 07/30/06 01:33 AM

Just because.

Posted by: Cumfiend

Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests! - 07/30/06 09:14 AM

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It's infuriating when a model shows up with an open sore on their genitals or around their mouth... And then they seem so surprised when I have to send them home.




Oral herpes don't seem to bother German porners Spermabande.de
Posted by: Eddie Normous

Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests! - 07/30/06 09:28 AM

HERPES
Posted by: 2cums

Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests! - 07/31/06 07:12 PM

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HERPES





Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests! - 08/01/06 12:56 AM

So now you are going after Gloria Gucci from Intensities in 10 Cities #2?? Please....
Posted by: loopnode

Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests! - 08/01/06 01:20 AM



APPROVED! In everyway pictures can be approved.
Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests! - 08/04/06 04:45 AM

A professional diary is a wonderful thing, especially so you can either laugh your own, or others', ass off (or in your line of business, gross the fuck out of them) when reading it 30 years from now. It makes for some good reading when you think shit has gotten too good , or just plain sucks beyond belief.

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It's unbelieveable how stupid some of these girls are-- I need to start a quote book.


Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests! - 08/04/06 04:53 AM

And besides, she got nice titties, too!

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Quinne is a wholesome, kind hearted humanitarian with a heart of gold. Quinne is everything that is right with the world.


Posted by: Eddie Normous

Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests! - 08/04/06 05:30 AM

forgive me for my ignorance, but does quinne ever actually get naked?
Posted by: k1ng

Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests! - 08/04/06 12:31 PM

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forgive me for my ignorance, but does quinne ever actually get naked?




Yes.

Posted by: Eddie Normous

Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests! - 08/04/06 07:09 PM

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forgive me for my ignorance, but does quinne ever actually get naked?




Yes.






nice cans.

i think she looks better with clothes on though king, and can see why those are the shots you normally post. carry on, i'm off to work.
Posted by: k1ng

Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests! - 08/05/06 02:26 AM

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nice cans.


Truer words have never been spoken.

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i think she looks better with close on though king,


Noted, but I still feel there should be a federal law prohibiting her from covering her body.

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and can see why those are the shots you normally post. carry on, i'm off to work.


The clothed pics are a bit more obscure so I figure everyone would enjoy them a little more. Plus, the less often she is defiled by degenerate eyes on the internet the longer her soul will last.

Have fun/survive at work my friend.
Posted by: Eddie Normous

Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests! - 08/06/06 04:59 AM

i can't believe i didn't notice i wrote close instead of clothes, i'm going to go shoot myself in the face with a nailgun.