Kurt Lockwood Tribute Thread

Posted by: Bishop

Kurt Lockwood Tribute Thread - 02/12/06 06:41 PM

There has been quite a bit written on this board about Kurt Lockwood,the majority of it untrue and written by people that never met him.Kurt is genuinely nice guy and one of the best performers of his time.
Bow Down
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Kurt Lockwood Tribute Thread - 02/12/06 06:49 PM

The man ought to register and set the record straight.
Posted by: jamesn

Re: Kurt Lockwood Tribute Thread - 02/12/06 06:49 PM

he's threatened to kill wankus by means(ablative) of firearm at a funeral. he's ok in my book. get him to post.
Posted by: smiling arab

Re: Kurt Lockwood Tribute Thread - 02/12/06 08:13 PM

We've really got to weigh everything. Wankus is too high on life to have a drug habit, and frankly Lockwood is the best chance we're ever going to have to rub that fucker out now that Kenji is out of the game. XPT is ground zero for the growing phenomenon of Wankushate but it's too unfocused, none of us really hate him enough to kill him. We need a leader (and that can't be me because who's going to defend the fucker that gets busted with a smoking .45 outside Sardos?)

This is like pulling an incisor out of my mouth with a pair of wirecutters but Kurt is okay. I said it.
Posted by: zenman

Re: Kurt Lockwood Tribute Thread - 02/12/06 08:17 PM

I hate him enough to killl him and take my self with him. Tell me what West Hollywood corner to stand on and I'll come strapped with the latest in Hamas homemade handicrafts.
Posted by: jamesn

Re: Kurt Lockwood Tribute Thread - 02/12/06 08:25 PM

zen, calm the fury. he's going to kill wankus. think about the mutli-colored hair, think about him pimping tyler "greater boston peasant accent" faith out. lockwood=good.
Posted by: smiling arab

Re: Kurt Lockwood Tribute Thread - 02/13/06 12:23 AM

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I hate him enough to killl him and take my self with him. Tell me what West Hollywood corner to stand on and I'll come strapped with the latest in Hamas homemade handicrafts.




Christ, I stand corrected. Go Zen!
Posted by: Bishop

Re: Kurt Lockwood Tribute Thread - 02/13/06 08:16 AM

Meanwhile back at the ranch,this NOT being wankus deathpool thread no 435.Lets pay homage to one of the most dependable,prolific and misunderstood performers of today
Posted by: Soopergrizz

Re: Kurt Lockwood Tribute Thread - 02/13/06 09:07 AM

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Meanwhile back at the ranch,this NOT being wankus deathpool thread no 435.Lets pay homage to one of the most dependable,prolific and misunderstood performers of today




Since I don't live in SoCal, I'm wondering if there's a specific place you take the car to after the shoot to get the stains off it - or do most body shops provide the service? Just asking ...
Posted by: Coochie Monster

Re: Kurt Lockwood Tribute Thread - 02/13/06 02:34 PM

I have zero respect for any man that has to pretend hes not gay by getting paid to take a strapon. Do ya think he called the regular porno whore lines in his scene? "Fuck that tight ass, you bitch!" I wonder if he pulled a gaper at the end of his scene?

Hey Kurt was your gape this big? I think its fairly evident that Cock Lockjaw has had his shit pushed in a couple of times. He just comes off as all hard but thats really a facade, he just wants a man to take control, bend him over and make him feel like a natural woman.


Willie, any possible way to get lockwoods picture instead of kelly wells' face?
Posted by: 2cums

Re: Kurt Lockwood Tribute Thread - 02/13/06 05:49 PM

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I hate him enough to killl him and take my self with him. Tell me what West Hollywood corner to stand on and I'll come strapped with the latest in Hamas homemade handicrafts.



Zen, don't forget about all those virgins you'll be getting. Make Allah proud.
Posted by: zenman

Re: Kurt Lockwood Tribute Thread - 02/13/06 05:53 PM

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Zen, don't forget about all those virgins you'll be getting. Make Allah proud.


Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: Kurt Lockwood Tribute Thread - 02/13/06 05:54 PM

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Meanwhile back at the ranch,this NOT being wankus deathpool thread no 435.Lets pay homage to one of the most dependable,prolific and misunderstood performers of today





Im not one to blow the talent ala ryan nox but damn does gia look hot in this pic. Where she been the last week or so?
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Kurt Lockwood Tribute Thread - 02/13/06 09:45 PM

Well, Mike South could have taken the high road and just stayed out of this internal board bidness, but he didn't. So there's no use in ignoring it.
Posted by: asdf

Re: Kurt Lockwood Tribute Thread - 02/13/06 11:04 PM

Posted by: Coochie Monster

Re: Kurt Lockwood Tribute Thread - 02/13/06 11:09 PM

I've been gone for a few months and now Kurt Lockwood has creepy gothic looking redneck groupie chicks

When did pornstars start getting groupies? I'm sure there are plenty of farm animals from where your from Cassandra that have penises larger than Cock Lockjaws. Save the water you used on your horse to get down to LA, and pick out one of those mustangs Lisa Sparxxx is talking about
Posted by: asdf

Re: Kurt Lockwood Tribute Thread - 02/13/06 11:25 PM

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I've been gone for a few months and now Kurt Lockwood has creepy gothic looking redneck groupie chicks

When did pornstars start getting groupies? I'm sure there are plenty of farm animals from where your from Cassandra that have penises larger than Cock Lockjaws. Save the water you used on your horse to get down to LA, and pick out one of those mustangs Lisa Sparxxx is talking about



obviously you're unfamiliar with looks of abject terror/forced smiles/girls wearing glasses
Posted by: Bishop

Re: Kurt Lockwood Tribute Thread - 02/13/06 11:30 PM

Well Cootchie cootchie coo,
Dog, You been back for what,ten minutes now?
I've been doing the best I can to observe my own "cage don't feed on yourself policy"The thanks I get for that?Continuing disrespect of a TRIBUTE thread.I mean you come tramping back in here like you wearing the big boots now Dog,I don't even want to re-hash your dishonorable discharge.So I'm gonna ask you one time real nice-like(part of my new-found maturity )Don't dis' dog!Start another thread or something-Oh thats right you need a bandwagon to jump on so you don't wind up separated from the pack....
Posted by: Coochie Monster

Re: Kurt Lockwood Tribute Thread - 02/13/06 11:31 PM

Dishonorable discharge I left because of the Tranny invasion, and you know thisssss maaaaaan
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: Kurt Lockwood Tribute Thread - 02/13/06 11:55 PM

Cassandra you look like your really being forced to hug Kurt in that picture!

And I'm sure he just insisted on giving you his autograph.

Douche Bag.
Posted by: Coochie Monster

Re: Kurt Lockwood Tribute Thread - 02/13/06 11:59 PM

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Cassandra you look like your really being forced to hug Kurt in that picture!

And I'm sure he just insisted on giving you his autograph.

Douche Bag.



You sound like a bitch thats bitter that her man just found a new woman Get the fuuuuuck outta here noodle. Go take a chlorine tablet and rub it on the algae growing on your chest
Posted by: asdf

Re: Kurt Lockwood Tribute Thread - 02/13/06 11:59 PM

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Cassandra you look like your really being forced to hug Kurt in that picture!

And I'm sure he just insisted on giving you his autograph.

Douche Bag.



no you dumb faggot, i asked for a picture with him. right before my faithful companion tierney took the picture he grabbed my hand and put it directly over his cock. i've never had that happen before but i recovered well and my deathmask betrayed little.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Kurt Lockwood Tribute Thread - 02/14/06 12:06 AM

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Im not one to blow the talent ala ryan nox but damn does gia look hot in this pic. Where she been the last week or so?



I'm baaaaack! Yes, this pic with Kurt was taken 10 mins before our scene for Ass Appeal (Hustler/ Van Styles).
Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: Kurt Lockwood Tribute Thread - 02/14/06 12:27 AM

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no you dumb faggot, i asked for a picture with him. right before my faithful companion tierney took the picture he grabbed my hand and put it directly over his cock. i've never had that happen before but i recovered well and my deathmask betrayed little.





I like her yet i fear she might be brandon. Do you think brandon gets costumes for the different characters he plays online?. Do you think he has a long brown wig, white sleeveless tank top and eva angelina glasses while he types as cassandra?. If he is her of course, which I don't think he is, but you never know, whats that (monkey looks at the door) Im sure i heard a knock, anyone else hear that?.