Jim Cramer on the verge of tears

Jesus Christ! I'm actually starting to feel sorry for people who had money in the market...

http://gawker.com/5059535/jim-cramer-begs-america-to-abandon-hope

Pretty clever that Cramer. If everybody listens to his advice then bang the market bottoms within a month instead of taking a couple of years. I'm sure he has a set of numbers that tells him how low things should be before he buys again.