90 percent off

Posted by: ranathan

90 percent off - 07/12/07 10:24 PM

So the local cvs pharmacy where i have to rotate my alcohol purchases between there and 2 other establishments so they wont catch on to my crippling alcohol problem, sell the moderately priced very palatable brand BV coastal estates chardonnay for the price of 9.99, well much to my drunken fortune i stumbled in to find bv marked down to 1.97 WITH an attached label saying 1 dollar off at the register, the good people of the store said this must be some mistake as i tabled my 4 bottles of white wine, they then said FUUUUUUCK IT SOMEONESS GOINNNNN GET FIRED, and proceeded to ring me up at 97 cents a bottle,

god bless america ladies and gentlemen.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: 90 percent off - 07/12/07 11:31 PM

Your CVS sells wine?!?
Posted by: k1ng

Re: 90 percent off - 07/12/07 11:35 PM

wine =


enjoy your gheyddonay faggot
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: 90 percent off - 07/12/07 11:55 PM

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wine =




Jesus turned water into gay-juice??

Are you sure??


Explains much about this week's political scandals.
Posted by: weeeee

Re: 90 percent off - 07/13/07 12:01 AM

Hey that's cool. Last night I got in a fight with my ex and threw a pot of boiling water at him. After he left I video taped myself crying and drank an entire bottle of white wine even though I HATE white wine. I threw it up around 7am this morning and I'm feeling much better now. If anyone wants to see the crying vid I think I might upload it on youtube later.
Posted by: k1ng

Re: 90 percent off - 07/13/07 12:16 AM

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Hey that's cool. Last night I got in a fight with my ex and threw a pot of boiling water at him. After he left I video taped myself crying and drank an entire bottle of white wine even though I HATE white wine. I threw it up around 7am this morning and I'm feeling much better now. If anyone wants to see the crying vid I think I might upload it on youtube later.



1. yes, i want to see the vid

2. will you marry me, i like being scalded
Posted by: weeeee

Re: 90 percent off - 07/13/07 12:51 AM

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1. yes, i want to see the vid



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
Posted by: k1ng

Re: 90 percent off - 07/13/07 12:58 AM

lolz

fortune: exceptional



Posted by: ranathan

Re: 90 percent off - 07/13/07 02:22 AM

oh well played ceara lynch well played, i never would of expected this from you, now for added content that the true degens enjoy my girlfriend is crying in my bathroom after i told her to get the fuck out, were talking literally sobbing hysterically update shes now crying in my bedroom

*second update, she has now dressed herself in jeans and one of my hoodys and is off to the local convenience establishary to buy cigarettes and RED BULL BECAUSE IM SUCH AN ASSHOLE AND SHE HAS TO BE AWAKE AT 5 30, ladies and gentlemen were approaching i might have to move my car to preventa keying nightmare territory.

3rd edit: shes is still gone and im hoping to never see her again but in her defense, i did PEE ON HER and record it and also show it to people which resulted in a quasi mental breakdown which i assume she got over but it just resurfaced tonight, im expecting a knock down drag out in about 10 minutes when she returns, but to counterbalance this sad sordid tale, UEX my portfolio made 8 grand today off this, enjoy while i get stabbed in the neck.
Posted by: Soopergrizz

Re: 90 percent off - 07/13/07 07:56 AM

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oh well played ceara lynch well played, i never would of expected this from you, now for added content that the true degens enjoy my girlfriend is crying in my bathroom after i told her to get the fuck out, were talking literally sobbing hysterically update shes now crying in my bedroom

*second update, she has now dressed herself in jeans and one of my hoodys and is off to the local convenience establishary to buy cigarettes and RED BULL BECAUSE IM SUCH AN ASSHOLE AND SHE HAS TO BE AWAKE AT 5 30, ladies and gentlemen were approaching i might have to move my car to preventa keying nightmare territory.

3rd edit: shes is still gone and im hoping to never see her again but in her defense, i did PEE ON HER and record it and also show it to people which resulted in a quasi mental breakdown which i assume she got over but it just resurfaced tonight, im expecting a knock down drag out in about 10 minutes when she returns, but to counterbalance this sad sordid tale, UEX my portfolio made 8 grand today off this, enjoy while i get stabbed in the neck.



I think your chances of a third date are slim. Just saying...
Posted by: Conky

Re: 90 percent off - 07/13/07 08:13 AM

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Hey that's cool. Last night I got in a fight with my ex and threw a pot of boiling water at him. After he left I video taped myself crying and drank an entire bottle of white wine even though I HATE white wine. I threw it up around 7am this morning and I'm feeling much better now. If anyone wants to see the crying vid I think I might upload it on youtube later.



Damn it. I want to see you racked with sobs, not rickrolling me.

Posted by: Jeff Steward

Re: 90 percent off - 07/13/07 08:42 AM

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Hey that's cool. Last night I got in a fight with my ex and threw a pot of boiling water at him. After he left I video taped myself crying and drank an entire bottle of white wine even though I HATE white wine. I threw it up around 7am this morning and I'm feeling much better now. If anyone wants to see the crying vid I think I might upload it on youtube later.



You sure spend alot of time with your ex. Sounds to me like your still together. Face it girl, your in love.
Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: 90 percent off - 07/13/07 10:58 AM

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Hey that's cool. Last night I got in a fight with my ex and threw a pot of boiling water at him. After he left I video taped myself crying and drank an entire bottle of white wine even though I HATE white wine. I threw it up around 7am this morning and I'm feeling much better now. If anyone wants to see the crying vid I think I might upload it on youtube later.



You sure spend alot of time with your ex. Sounds to me like your still together. Face it girl, your in love.



Nothing wrong with being in Love Ceara, it's a wonderful BEAUTIFUL feeling (Musical interlude Burt Bacharach Please....) and I think it is a healthy aspect to have given your current lifestyle/career centered on excavating the guts and wallets of Losers and Toe Jam Addicts. As your Big Brother Burg, I want you to have a balanced life...

My concerns are as follows:

1) Did you video tape the actual barfing of the White Wine? :BANANA_esophagitis:

2) As Jeff insists, you MAY be a lock for being in love with Mr Ex, but what we need to find out for sure is if HE (Mr Ex, not Jeff) is in LOVE WITH YOU, Ceara.

Here is a simple test to determine if he is in fact dead over deals in love with you: When you allow his penis into your mouth, and after about fifteen minutes of bobbing your head up and down on his hard throbbing penis, does he ejaculate into your mouth? Does he express obvious pleasure, during this 13-17 seconds of intense physical activity when that hot, viscous white fluid is spewing out of the hole in the end of his dick, much in the manner of that angry-yet-awesome volcanoe no one believed existed in the Movie Dante's Peak, and hitting the roof of your mouth?

If you answered 'yes' to any or all of these questions regarding whether Mr Ex Ejaculates when you suck him off, or when you in fact do ANYTHING at all to his erect penis, then the incidence of Ejaculation is Evidence of Love. This has been my test throughout time, or since the 8 th grade: If a girl/woman caused my nuts to spontaneously empty, then Voila! I am in love! Simple. [Rev Jesse Jackson and/or the dead Johnnie Cochran] "If the young man has ejaculated / He must be Infatuated" [/Rev Jesse Jackson and/or the dead Johnnie Cochran]
Posted by: Pussy is good food

Re: 90 percent off - 07/13/07 03:01 PM

Getting back to the wine, I saw a story last night about 2 Buck Chuck winning a wine tasting contest in Cali. I'll bet the Sonoma wine snobs are fucking freaking this morning. Two dollar wine toasting those $155 bottles. Man that's pretty fucked up.
Posted by: Soopergrizz

Re: 90 percent off - 07/13/07 04:26 PM

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Hey that's cool. Last night I got in a fight with my ex and threw a pot of boiling water at him. After he left I video taped myself crying and drank an entire bottle of white wine even though I HATE white wine. I threw it up around 7am this morning and I'm feeling much better now. If anyone wants to see the crying vid I think I might upload it on youtube later.



You sure spend alot of time with your ex. Sounds to me like your still together. Face it girl, your in love.



Nothing wrong with being in Love Ceara, it's a wonderful BEAUTIFUL feeling (Musical interlude Burt Bacharach Please....) and I think it is a healthy aspect to have given your current lifestyle/career centered on excavating the guts and wallets of Losers and Toe Jam Addicts. As your Big Brother Burg, I want you to have a balanced life...

My concerns are as follows:

1) Did you video tape the actual barfing of the White Wine? :BANANA_esophagitis:

2) As Jeff insists, you MAY be a lock for being in love with Mr Ex, but what we need to find out for sure is if HE (Mr Ex, not Jeff) is in LOVE WITH YOU, Ceara.

Here is a simple test to determine if he is in fact dead over deals in love with you: When you allow his penis into your mouth, and after about fifteen minutes of bobbing your head up and down on his hard throbbing penis, does he ejaculate into your mouth? Does he express obvious pleasure, during this 13-17 seconds of intense physical activity when that hot, viscous white fluid is spewing out of the hole in the end of his dick, much in the manner of that angry-yet-awesome volcanoe no one believed existed in the Movie Dante's Peak, and hitting the roof of your mouth?

If you answered 'yes' to any or all of these questions regarding whether Mr Ex Ejaculates when you suck him off, or when you in fact do ANYTHING at all to his erect penis, then the incidence of Ejaculation is Evidence of Love. This has been my test throughout time, or since the 8 th grade: If a girl/woman caused my nuts to spontaneously empty, then Voila! I am in love! Simple. [Rev Jesse Jackson and/or the dead Johnnie Cochran] "If the young man has ejaculated / He must be Infatuated" [/Rev Jesse Jackson and/or the dead Johnnie Cochran]



Posted by: Gunker

Re: 90 percent off - 07/13/07 10:13 PM

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Hey that's cool. Last night I got in a fight with my ex and threw a pot of boiling water at him. After he left I video taped myself crying and drank an entire bottle of white wine even though I HATE white wine. I threw it up around 7am this morning and I'm feeling much better now. If anyone wants to see the crying vid I think I might upload it on youtube later.



Getting over a heat wave in Portland. Was a 102 Tuesday, and didn't cool off until a thunderstorm rolled through Thursday.

A lot of Portlanders living together in close quarters got cranky, especially if they were drinking bargain wine to beat the heat.