A few old idears

Posted by: simp

A few old idears - 03/06/04 09:07 AM

I submitted these before, but they're so wonderful I'm submitting them again, and I'm going to keep on submitting them ubtil they are realized. You got a problem with that?

How about a series called "Mad Dog" that is nothing but vaginal doggy-style sex? The idea here is to capture a broader market, both the gonzo and Golden Age crowd (thus the straight pussy fucking w/ no anal or circus acts). But here's the twist: It's a gangbang. Each guy waits his turn as one pumps the bitch AS HARD AS HE CAN!!!! Then, when one dude tires, a fresh and rested one climbs aboard. This goes on until the girl can't take it anymore and stops the scene. At which point they all jack off on her, face or body, doesn't matter. There would be lots of hair pulling and ass slapping. Girls with big butts would star so there would be lots of jiggle. I believe the best part will be when the girl says she wants to stop. I expect many are so eager to please that they'll continue until they cry. Isn't that a great idea?

Another one: Since the decision to appear in Gag Factor by a dumb whore is basically a tragic one, why not score the series with some tragic music instead of that stupid techno/rock shit? I suggest Albinoni's Adagio. Every time I listen to it I think of Gag Factor. You wouldn't have to pay for the rights, it's in the public domain. You could get Johnny Thrust to play the basic melody on his Casio keyboard.

Thanks,
simp



Posted by: Kami Andrews

Re: A few old idears - 03/06/04 10:24 AM

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Another one: Since the decision to appear in Gag Factor by a dumb whore is basically a tragic one,




Hay I don't care who you are twenty bucks is twenty bucks!!
And they gave me a pack of crackers when it was done too!

What I don't get is why studio heads aren't bowing to your obvious genius. You have insight to a whores mind like I have never seen!!
Posted by: BigPornFan

Re: A few old idears - 03/06/04 04:43 PM

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How about a series called "Mad Dog" that is nothing but vaginal doggy-style sex? The idea here is to capture a broader market, both the gonzo and Golden Age crowd (thus the straight pussy fucking w/ no anal or circus acts). But here's the twist: It's a gangbang. Each guy waits his turn as one pumps the bitch AS HARD AS HE CAN!!!! Then, when one dude tires, a fresh and rested one climbs aboard. This goes on until the girl can't take it anymore and stops the scene. At which point they all jack off on her, face or body, doesn't matter. There would be lots of hair pulling and ass slapping. Girls with big butts would star so there would be lots of jiggle. I believe the best part will be when the girl says she wants to stop. I expect many are so eager to please that they'll continue until they cry. Isn't that a great idea?






Great idea but it should feature only anal sex that way she could keep getting fucked in the ass until her anus falls out .
Posted by: Lurid1

Re: A few old idears - 03/06/04 04:47 PM

good movie idea, but you must have everybody drinking Mad Dog and using it as lube.
Posted by: Porno Collector

Re: A few old idears - 03/27/04 08:54 PM

GREAT IDEA!! MAKE THE BITCH CRY FOR HER MOMMY!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: MonsterWadd

Re: A few old idears - 03/31/04 06:39 PM

Awesome fucking idea!
Posted by: Ivor Biggun

A testament to the genius of simp - 01/09/05 09:53 PM

Every once in a while, I go delving into the archives to regale myself with classic postings past. I had to give this gem a bump:

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Another one: Since the decision to appear in Gag Factor by a dumb whore is basically a tragic one, why not score the series with some tragic music instead of that stupid techno/rock shit? I suggest Albinoni's Adagio. Every time I listen to it I think of Gag Factor. You wouldn't have to pay for the rights, it's in the public domain. You could get Johnny Thrust to play the basic melody on his Casio keyboard.



I'm not familiar with Albinoni's work, but I had in mind what this might be. I downloaded it just to satisfy my curiosity and my suspicions were confirmed. It's the classic "tragedy" score, often used in movies to accompany the death of a beloved character, or the horrific aftermath of a battle.

Simp is a man of true artistic vision. Please Gagmasters, do this. I'm not a gagging fan, but even I would buy this purely for the twisted artistic vision.

However, I disagree with simp on one point. A Casio keyboard will not do. For full poignancy, the music should definately be played on an authentic 1970s Bontempi electronic organ.