Fuck You Monkey

Posted by: Sergio T.

Fuck You Monkey - 08/23/04 04:49 PM

This motherfucker is still at it. He just PM me with his bullshit. DIDNT YOU LEARN YOUR LESSON? You really are a piece of work,arent you? Dont bother PM me again because it will be deleted.
Posted by: kyoto

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/23/04 04:59 PM

I thought he couldn't post or send PM's anymore.
Posted by: JRV

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/23/04 05:00 PM

Chico, post the PM.
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/23/04 05:05 PM

From: smelly monkey
*removed at Chico's request*
Posted by: sportswami

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/23/04 05:06 PM

I am really starting to despise this pathetic loser. His pms are obscene, degrading, and he is a pathological liar.
Posted by: ChickenMaster

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/23/04 07:57 PM

The Monkey is such a stupid fuck.
Posted by: Smartt

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/23/04 09:13 PM

Quote:

From: smelly monkey
*removed at Chico's request*





Posted by: JRV

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/23/04 09:21 PM

Quote:

Quote:

From: smelly monkey
*removed at Chico's request*









The Monkey's PM was about the same as, or worse than, the original post. I deleted it because I didn't want Luke Ford or Google etc caching it..
Posted by: Smartt

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/23/04 11:55 PM

Oh yeah. NOW I remember that moron´s PM. Good thing you deleted it.
Posted by: Toelicker

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/24/04 04:36 AM

Chico, I think you are the man, and I understand your anger.

I just wish the Monkey would stop crossing the line that's been set for him so we can get back to reading his funny posts, that aren't alienating to the regulars. I do appreciate his contribution here.
Posted by: 2cums

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/24/04 02:26 PM

I would like to say that I stayed out of this monkey/chico fiasco but think Chico is a stand up guy and the accusations uncalled for. You have every right to be pissed off Chico!
Posted by: sportswami

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/24/04 02:29 PM

The Monkey is just a scumbag who is the type of idiot who yells fire in a crowded building and laughs about it. I don't blame Chico for getting pissed off... btw Monkey... for all the shit you talk about me... at least I don't pm people and repeatedly either talk perverted to them or pm and email harrass Sammura Shane and insult her by calling her racial slurs... your a pathetic waste of life!
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/24/04 09:11 PM

Thanks guys. Someday I hope to make great stroke value porn for you guys. Then you can bash me if it sucks. Toelicker,the attachement is specifically for you. Its from the XRCO Awards.
www.adultstaffingservices.com
Posted by: Toelicker

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 04:36 AM

She is such a beauty.
Posted by: Sammura33

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 04:53 AM

man this message board is full of shit. yall talk about the other board but yall are just like them. you didn't have a problem chico being buddies with smelly monkey joining in calling me a nigger, yall didn't have a problem saying i had hiv and a was drug addict. but soon as i (female) did it back i get banned.. NOW xxx porn talk has a moral code? give me a fucking break.


most of yall was kissing the monkey's ass when he was here trying to stay on his good side so he wouldn't flame you on the board..(you know who you are bitches). now that he is gone everybody done grew balls and want to talk shit


hell prob get banned for saying this...lol


oh yeah the cunts that was still talking shit after i was gone


i still stand by everything i said, so don't try to get all chatty with me cause i hold grudges..lol
Posted by: zenman

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 04:57 AM

For the record, monkey isn't banned.
Posted by: Sammura33

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 05:03 AM

and so...... my point is i can't believe guys are whinning like bitches about something someone said.
Posted by: Toelicker

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 05:04 AM

Hi Sammura. How's Lex?

Posted by: Sammura33

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 05:06 AM

don't know and don't care?
Posted by: have2cit

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 05:16 AM

The kettle calling the pot black?

Rippin on monkey after he's gone?

You weren't really banned just suspended. No one is on permenent ban except the pedo posters.
Posted by: Sammura33

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 05:26 AM

not ripping on the monkey me and the monkey had a flame war between each other.

the rest of you fucks decided to join in because it was"cool" to do and was trying to win cool points. now monkey's flip the script(like i knew he was)on yall.so you all acted like big babies and complained to the mods.


what happen to the shock jock howard stern thing yall had going on this board.


oh i get it, it's only cool when YOUR not getting talk about...lol
Posted by: have2cit

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 05:31 AM

You started it claimed everyone was voting against you. Zen took up for you and you started in on him too. Then yes it did get out of hand after that. You could have been the bigger person and walked away but you didn't.
Posted by: black ass motherfucker

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 05:41 AM

Do we all remember this photo?
Posted by: Sammura33

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 05:53 AM

oh but i thought this was the cool place you know "we are outcast misfits of porn freedom of speech board".


what the fuck do i supposed to let guys talk about me and do the lil "make fun of myself untill i win them over dance"

that most of them do on here(they know who they are).


to lance: it's cool to know you saved my pic to your harddrive. i love how it shows off my long legs

Posted by: have2cit

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 06:04 AM

Maybe we should reread this thread to see where it started OK?

This Thread

Wasn't that you taking the first blows? Didn't you start the wave of hate PM's?
Posted by: zenman

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 06:06 AM

I wish I hadn't deleted so many of her responses now. Trip down memory lane...good times.
Posted by: Sammura33

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 06:12 AM

you don't know what you talking about that thread was started after 3 or 4 threads about me. i was just hanging on the board, showing my bukkake pictures and he started in on me. what you showing is the aftermath. so you don't know what the fuck your talking about. so go back to doing what you was doing and stop talking to me cause i don't like you wah wah some whore sent me a rude pm...lol



Posted by: Sammura33

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 06:16 AM

hmmmmmmmmmm did you delete their responces when they was calling me a nigger. i already know how it works on here like i said before everything is ok untill YOUR the person getting talk about. then that's when it's time to moderate the board.. ok gotcha buddy
Posted by: have2cit

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 06:29 AM

That is the thread that started all the trouble. I guess the whore that thinks she's all that and a bag of corn chips can do no wrong. If you really wanted it to stop all you had to do was nothing and let shit slide. But that's not what you really wanted was it? You don't like me, HELL I must be doing something right then. Why don't you go back to doing what your doing and stop talking to me.
Posted by: ChickenMaster

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 06:58 AM

Haha that thread was just funny and so is this one.

Sammura you seem to have the mind of a 14 year old spoiled brat having her period. Best of luck, I'd love to stay and chat, but your a total bitch.
Posted by: Smartt

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 07:11 AM

Quote:

hmmmmmmmmmm did you delete their responces when they was calling me a nigger.




Well, you´re not exactly caucasian, are you?
Posted by: Sammura33

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 07:11 AM

fuck you bitch and lick meWHILE i am on the rag. go look at some porn tapes of big cock and pretend their yours
Posted by: Smartt

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 07:18 AM

Quote:

fuck you bitch and lick meWHILE i am on the rag. go look at some porn tapes of big cock and pretend their yours




Fuck you, monkey.

(Heh - a capital letter can make lots of difference!)
Posted by: Sammura33

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 07:20 AM

ok well i guess it ok to let everybody know that it's cool to shout racial slurs on this board. don't you gotta to get search at the airport of something. come on you can say what you want but i have seen your real picture and your little dick and big belly. so WE ALL KNOW why you're mad and talk shit. and on that note there is no reason to even talk to you. because your fat and ugly. so keep typing out more dumb shit you fat fuck..lmao and wear glasses too..lol
Posted by: Sammura33

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 07:21 AM

your picture



nuff said....lol
Posted by: ChickenMaster

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 07:21 AM

Quote:

Quote:

fuck you bitch and lick meWHILE i am on the rag. go look at some porn tapes of big cock and pretend their yours




Fuck you, monkey.

(Heh - a capital letter can make lots of difference!)




Haha, that was beautiful. Lets see if the "monkey" catches on to that one.
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 07:21 AM

Quote:

man this message board is full of shit. yall talk about the other board but yall are just like them. you didn't have a problem chico being buddies with smelly monkey joining in calling me a nigger, yall didn't have a problem saying i had hiv and a was drug addict.



I NEVER had a problem with you. You jumped on my ass after I made a reply to monkeys post.He said something funny and I just said that was funny. You got all upset,then started with the racial slurs. I tried playing it off, but you still went at it. So I retaliated. Go back,find the thread and you will see,you drew first blood,not me.
Posted by: ChickenMaster

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 07:23 AM

Quote:

lmao and wear glasses too..lol




What's wrong with glasses. Do they threaten you because people look more intelligent? Obviously the way you are acting intelligence bothers you.
Posted by: Smartt

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 07:24 AM

Quote:

and on that note there is no reason to even talk to you. because your fat and ugly.




Oh. And I suppose you´re Miss Beauty Pageant, right?

More likely Miss Tar Baby Monkey, ape face.
Posted by: ChickenMaster

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 07:31 AM

Quote:

Quote:

and on that note there is no reason to even talk to you. because your fat and ugly.




Oh. And I suppose you´re Miss Beauty Pageant, right?

More likely Miss Tar Baby Monkey, ape face.




Agreed, that's nothing pretty, and I'm not saying your ugly because your black. Your just plain old ugly, on the inside and outside. To bad you have no redeeming qualities you stupid cunt.
Posted by: Sammura33

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 07:35 AM

lol someone getting mad because the truth hurts, you had the nerve to post a pic of your lil ass dick. you fat and wear glasses and a 80's haircut. you are a geek geek geek fat lil dick geek


that's you and you know it this is the only place where you feel like your somebody . sitting at your computer with your pants around your ankles pretending your that fit and trim guy with a big dick fucking the whore you see on the screen.


i can see you now waiting in line with your lil avn goddie bag and ya digital camera waiting for some whore to give you a meaningless autograph .fat fuck go and cry because you can't see your dickhead
Posted by: Sammura33

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 07:37 AM

thanks for posting my pic dumbass.wow you took the time out of your "productive" life to surf the net and look me up.woo hoo you just won cyber geek of the year
Posted by: ChickenMaster

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 07:39 AM

Quote:

lol someone getting mad because the truth hurts, you had the nerve to post a pic of your lil ass dick. you fat and wear glasses and a 80's haircut. you are a geek geek geek fat lil dick geek


that's you and you know it this is the only place where you feel like your somebody . sitting at your computer with your pants around your ankles pretending your that fit and trim guy with a big dick fucking the whore you see on the screen.


i can see you now waiting in line with your lil avn goddie bag and ya digital camera waiting for some whore to give you a meaningless autograph .fat fuck go and cry because you can't see your dickhead




This is the song that never ends.
It goes on and on my friends.
This stupid cunt just started posting, in a crack induced rage.
Her keeper let her out of her cage.....
Posted by: ChickenMaster

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 07:40 AM

Quote:

thanks for posting my pic dumbass.wow you took the time out of your "productive" life to surf the net and look me up.woo hoo you just won cyber geek of the year




It takes two seconds to find you on Google. I just looked up "stupid black cracked up cunt." You were the first result.
Posted by: Sammura33

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 07:45 AM

thats all you can say, but the truth hurts. do you really think these porn chicks give a fuck about yall opinions ? yall are loser guys who masturbate and watch porn too much and to take the guilt off, you log on to porn message boards and talk shit to the whores you was just jerking off too. as long as a whore keep the fantasy alive that she will mostly likely feel sorry for you and fuck you everything is great.


soon as she let out a lil sign that she think your a creepy loser all hell breaks lose across message board and gossip porn sites all over the internet.
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 07:46 AM

Quote:


It takes two seconds to find you on Google. I just looked up "stupid black cracked up cunt." You were the first result.



That was funny. Now I'm going to get flammed for saying that.
Posted by: Sammura33

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 07:48 AM

you still a cyber geek hoping that one day you get invited down to a bukkake shoot .standing in line feeling some hairymans hard dick softly brushing across your ass.
Posted by: Smartt

Fuck you, monkey - 08/25/04 07:50 AM

Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 07:50 AM

Blah blah blah.
Posted by: Sammura33

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 07:51 AM

yeah and you know what else was funny. how there is a rumor that you like to beat women. yeah that was funny to. you laughed so much that you laugh right to the mod...lol ha ha ha.
Posted by: Sammura33

Re: Fuck you, monkey - 08/25/04 07:52 AM

yup yours and mine are the same size.
Posted by: Sammura33

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 07:53 AM

don't you mean beat beat punch kick..lol
Quote:


Blah blah blah.


Posted by: ChickenMaster

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 07:53 AM

Quote:

thats all you can say, but the truth hurts. do you really think these porn chicks give a fuck about yall opinions ? yall are loser guys who masturbate and watch porn too much and to take the guilt off, you log on to porn message boards and talk shit to the whores you was just jerking off too. as long as a whore keep the fantasy alive that she will mostly likely feel sorry for you and fuck you everything is great.


soon as she let out a lil sign that she think your a creepy loser all hell breaks lose across message board and gossip porn sites all over the internet.




Ohh, god nooo, you read me like a fucking book. Your perceptive abilities astound me. Haha, to bad your so defensive about what people say to you because it just confirms you are a cracked out cunt. If your not cracked out your just a worthless cunt. Have you ever thought that most people wouldn't give two shits about you if you were found dead. Do you have anyone to cry for you when your gone? Or have they all left you because you are so critical of others? You are so typical, I hope you wither away lonely and crying, with all the knowledge that you sold your soul and self respect.
Posted by: Smartt

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 07:56 AM

Quote:

yeah and you know what else was funny. how there is a rumor that you like to beat women. yeah that was funny to. you laughed so much that you laugh right to the mod...lol ha ha ha.




Ding dong, the monkey´s dead...
Posted by: Smartt

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 07:58 AM

Quote:


It takes two seconds to find you on Google. I just looked up "stupid black cracked up cunt." You were the first result.




He´s telling the truth.

Posted by: Sammura33

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 07:59 AM

do you have a lil dick, do you enjoy watching dicks waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay bigger than yours? yup you sure do! go get your tickets for the expo so you can tell some MALE str8 porn star how much your a big fan of his work. MALE pornstars really think that is a sign of coolness.
Posted by: ChickenMaster

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 08:02 AM

Quote:

do you have a lil dick, do you enjoy watching dicks waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay bigger than yours? yup you sure do! go get your tickets for the expo so you can tell some MALE str8 porn star how much your a big fan of his work. MALE pornstars really think that is a sign of coolness.




Comon you have to have something better then this to say. It's so lame, to bad...

Posted by: Sammura33

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 08:06 AM

wow you use photoshop. i guess your not a CYBER geek after all.smartt: i am 36 year old man with no children or wife ,i like to hangout on pornmessage boards debating about guys who don't shoot out enough sperm for me to get off,i use photoshop like a 14 year old kid to get my point across,my dick is only 4 inches i am fat and i wear glasses. NOW GIMME ME SUM CANDY!
Posted by: ChickenMaster

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 08:08 AM

Sammura your tribe is calling for you to come home.
Posted by: Smartt

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 08:11 AM

Quote:

Sammura your tribe is calling for you to come home.





Yeah. They need their shower back.
Posted by: Sammura33

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 08:33 AM

you know what i not even gonna waste anymore time with yall two losers. you don't get pussy. you hang out porn message boards being male groupies to porn directors,yall masteurbate alone in your room to a computer screen.


talk all this big shit ,show up at a live event and stand there like a dumb ass . why? because the only time you have the balls to say anything is when your behind a pc and i know while i'm at the expo in vegas in gonna be some people there from porn talk and they will see me and won't say shit prob come right up to me and give me some fake name and see if they can catch me slipping so the ran run back to the board and one up me.


so have fun speading my name around the message board. if there some companies lurking that think diffrent. and would like to see more UPDATED REAL pics of me. just hit me up on pm
Posted by: Smartt

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 08:37 AM

Bub-bye, Sammonkey. You already bored us to death today.
Posted by: ChickenMaster

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 08:40 AM

Quote:

you know what i not even gonna waste anymore time with yall two losers. you don't get pussy. you hang out porn message boards being male groupies to porn directors,yall masteurbate alone in your room to a computer screen.


talk all this big shit ,show up at a live event and stand there like a dumb ass . why? because the only time you have the balls to say anything is when your behind a pc and i know while i'm at the expo in vegas in gonna be some people there from porn talk and they will see me and won't say shit prob come right up to me and give me some fake name and see if they can catch me slipping so the ran run back to the board and one up me.


so have fun speading my name around the message board. if there some companies lurking that think diffrent. and would like to see more UPDATED REAL pics of me. just hit me up on pm




Haha, I love the stupidity of the person that reflects on your life when your on an anonymous forum. I always find it hilarious. Good luck to you Sammura, I know being part of the bottom rung of society is hard. Don't worry though, maybe you will get out of life easy and get hit by a bus or something as equally enjoyable for me to read about. That is if anyone cares enough to write about you.

(Couple guys around the water cooler.)
"Did you hear Sammura got hit by a bus?"
"Who the fuck is Sammura?"
"Good point."
Posted by: have2cit

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 08:40 AM

That is sad and funny you keep coming back to defend yourself from "geeks and nerds" you can't stand to be around. How many movies have you done again? Best to go on home now let your blood crack level drop below .20 before you really try to retaliate.
Posted by: Rob Longshot

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 08:42 AM

this chick is just a sad example of genetics gone bad.
Posted by: Smartt

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 08:47 AM

That´s what you get when you mix genetics with ebonics.
Posted by: Rob Longshot

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 08:50 AM

another good reason for Eugenics.
Posted by: ChickenMaster

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 08:51 AM

Quote:

another good reason for Eugenics.




Agreed
Posted by: Sammura33

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 08:52 AM

aw that so cute rob trying to suck your way back into porntalk misfit club. next month you being crying to the mods to about something smartt or chickentshit said.

that's they way it goes on this board. wasn't you trying to be friends on ksex message board not to long ago? i will give yall a month and come back to see who co-signing with who then
Posted by: Sammura33

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 08:53 AM

hey rob make sure you tell me that in vegas ok?
Posted by: Smartt

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 08:56 AM

Shut you, you piece of White Black Trash.
Posted by: ChickenMaster

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 08:57 AM

Quote:

wasn't you trying to be friends




God damn, that's terrible grammar. Stop being such a ignorant fuck, I know it's hard when your IQ is under 40. Ahhh, forget it. Your such a stupid fuck you will never learn.
Posted by: Sammura33

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 09:07 AM

wow you are so great because you use correct grammer while typing out i wanna see bigger cocks in your videos jeff...lol . damn was really nerdy of you
Posted by: have2cit

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 09:10 AM

Still here I thought you weren't gonna stick around. See what I mean you just can't just let things go. I bet your here all day talkin shit to us "nerds and geeks". If our opinion don't matter just go then.
Posted by: ChickenMaster

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 09:10 AM

Quote:

wow you are so great because you use correct grammer while typing out i wanna see bigger cocks in your videos jeff...lol . damn was really nerdy of you




Umm, when have I said this? Please back up your inane comments.
I thought you were done with me? Did you already forget what you posted? I have a feeling you have the brain of a Goldfish.

(Sammura)
Posted by: ChickenMaster

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 09:12 AM

Quote:

Still here I thought you weren't gonna stick around. See what I mean you just can't just let things go. I bet your here all day talkin shit to us "nerds and geeks". If our opinion don't matter just go then.




Everything is a pissing contest when it comes to the ignorant. Lack of humility is the true sign of the stupid.
Posted by: Rob Longshot

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 09:15 AM



Sammurra's dream John
Posted by: ChickenMaster

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 09:17 AM

Quote:



Sammurra's dream John




LMAO!!

(Dream Jhon) (Sammura)
Posted by: have2cit

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 09:19 AM

Quote:



Sammurra's dream John




Is that from Bum Fights? What a fucking funny movie.
Posted by: have2cit

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 09:24 AM

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....if there some companies lurking that think diffrent. and would like to see more UPDATED REAL pics of me. just hit me up on pm




I think Mr. Poo is always looking for someone for pissmops.com. I really think you must like that cause you keep gettin pissed on in here and you keep cummin back for more.
Posted by: Sammura33

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 09:26 AM

right that's what turns you on pissing on women. like i said future serial killer you ans smartt.
Posted by: ChickenMaster

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 09:27 AM

Quote:

right that's what turns you on pissing on women. like i said future serial killer you ans smartt.




Umm, have2cit said that about pissing on you. You really are dumb.
Posted by: ChickenMaster

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 09:32 AM

Here Sammura I have a site that describes you perfectly.

http://www.stupid.ch/
Posted by: Rob Longshot

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 09:37 AM

i wouldnt piss on her for the piss zone.. thats for sure
i could become a crack addict from the connecting stream...

id piss on some watermelon and make her eat it though
Posted by: have2cit

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 09:37 AM

Quote:

right that's what turns you on pissing on women.....




No just pissing on you, verbally that is, I'm jerking off to the thought of it right now.
Posted by: ChickenMaster

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 09:38 AM

Quote:

i wouldnt piss on her for the piss zone.. thats for sure
i could become a crack addict from the connecting stream...

id piss on some watermelon and make her eat it though




Don't forget a shit filled bucket of chicken.
Posted by: Rob Longshot

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 09:41 AM

yeah, besides... i only piss on girls i find attractive usually...
its my only way of expressing love
Posted by: ChickenMaster

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 09:44 AM

Quote:

Quote:

right that's what turns you on pissing on women. like i said future serial killer you ans smartt.




Umm, have2cit said that about pissing on you. You really are dumb.




Ohh shit you meant to say, "like i said future serial killer you and smartt." Well at least you know how to spell "and" now.
Posted by: sportswami

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 09:59 AM

Welcome back Sammura

As far as the Chico-Sammura war... I am staying neutral since I got no quams with the both parties.
As far as the rest of the people attacking Sammura... ignore them Sammura. They are either disturped pedophiles (Bigpornfan and etc.) degenerate retards (Smartt and Smelly Monkey) or piece of shit hangers on like Rob Longshot who are sick and class A scumbags.
And Rob... bit of information for you. One of the reasons that Rob Black is fucking hated... half of the wrestlers he employed in his piece of shit XPW were either crippled or seriously injured. The other were promised a lot of money to turn their backs on other feds and then not paid one dime! (And btw... I know of 5 Indy guys in MA who are dying to break Rob's neck if he comes out her.)
And since Rob has taken pot shots at mea and basically lied about me... Rob... no wonder Keiko dumped your pathetic worthless ass! Any sick fuck who brainwashes gals to no show for their agents on shoots and gets them hooked on alcohol to do Exteme's shit is a worthless scumbag! And unlike most of the people in the industry... I don't give a shit if people hate me or love me for saying this crap!
Posted by: ChickenMaster

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 10:09 AM

Quote:

And unlike most of the people in the industry... I don't give a shit if people hate me or love me for saying this crap!




Hey good for you man! Only problem though, the only reason you don't care is because no one cares about you.

Your just a porn fan with a shitty internet radio show.
Posted by: sportswami

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 10:13 AM

Your half right Chickenfucker... I have an internet radio show! I am not a porn fan... I don't watch porn... hell I have never seen Jenna Jameson on DVD

I interview these gals because they get ratings.

And you do... what? Sit in your underwear and just jerk off to tapes of pre teen looking girls.

BTW... my piss ant lil internet show got me to the AVN EXPO, the Boxing fights at Mohegan Sun, Madison Square Garden, and Foxwoods CAsino for the PPV fights for free... and got to have dinner with writers and celebrities.

But then again I am just a "internet radio loser accoridng to this board"

So to those who have been slaming me... you can all rot and die of AIDS for all I care.

Sammura.. it is great to have you back!
Posted by: ChickenMaster

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 10:17 AM

Quote:

And you do... what? Sit in your underwear and just jerk off to tapes of pre teen looking girls.




Actually I'm working right now board out of my gored waiting to do some interviews; but hey your an asshole so assume whatever you want about me.
Posted by: keiko

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 11:28 AM

Quote:


Rob... no wonder Keiko dumped your pathetic worthless ass! Any sick fuck who brainwashes gals to no show for their agents on shoots and gets them hooked on alcohol to do Exteme's shit is a worthless scumbag! And unlike most of the people in the industry... I don't give a shit if people hate me or love me for saying this crap!




All right fucker. It takes alot to piss me off and your the first person to do that in a LOOOONG time. No one had to "brainwash" me or "get me hooked on alcohol" to do any movies for Rob Black. I VOLUNTEERED for the PRIVLIDGE to be in a Rob Black Movie. I have never "No showed" for my agent. I really don't think you have any FUCKING CLUE what you're talking about. I know for a fact that you've never met Rob Longshot, who is bay FAR the most honest, reliable, DECENT human being I've ever met, words that could NEVER be used to describe YOU. I didn't "Dump him" we split because the relationship had stagnated and WE decided that we'd be better as friends. SO how's this for a solution to everyone's problems? You sit in your mother's basement running your crappy ass radio show for the three people who know it exisits, stop fucking calling my friends 5 and 6 times a night and shut up about things you know NOTHING ABOUT! Oh and Swammi? I think I could bring myself to piss on you... One more question, If you are not a porn fan and you don't watch porn and you have such low opinions of people who do porn, why are you talking on PORN board? *stupid fuck*

Kei
Posted by: Smartt

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 11:32 AM

Quote:

I'm working right now board out of my gored waiting to do some interviews




"out of my gored"? What´s that, honey?
Posted by: have2cit

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 11:32 AM

This thread needs to be moved to the cage and renamed the smackdown thread.
Posted by: Smartt

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 11:36 AM

Quote:

All right fucker. It takes alot to piss me off and your the first person to do that in a LOOOONG time. No one had to "brainwash" me or "get me hooked on alcohol" to do any movies for Rob Black. I VOLUNTEERED for the PRIVILEGE to be in a Rob Black Movie. I have never "No showed" for my agent. I really don't think you have any FUCKING CLUE what you're talking about. I know for a fact that you've never met Rob Longshot, who is bay FAR the most honest, reliable, DECENT human being I've ever met, words that could NEVER be used to describe YOU. I didn't "Dump him", we split because the relationship had stagnated and WE decided that we'd be better as friends. SO how's this for a solution to everyone's problems? You sit in your mother's basement running your crappy ass radio show for the three people who know it exists, stop fucking calling my friends 5 and 6 times a night and shut up about things you know NOTHING ABOUT! Oh and Swammi? I think I could bring myself to piss on you... One more question, If you are not a porn fan and you don't watch porn and you have such low opinions of people who do porn, why are you talking on PORN board? *stupid fuck*

Kei




Well, I guess that settles all doubts about Swami being an ass stalker and shitty human being.

I rest my case.
Posted by: keiko

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 11:49 AM

[quote
Well, I guess that settles all doubts about Swami being an ass stalker and shitty human being.

I rest my case.




You left out Moron.
Kei
Posted by: Smartt

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 11:51 AM

I don´t want to offend the morons.
Posted by: It Was Fun

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 11:59 AM

WOOOHOOOO! What Keiko said!!! Girly you need to chat on this board more often! I know a few other girls that have complained about late night phone calls from sportswami. One happens to be staying with me. We were just talking about it an hour ago... not a fan of porn or anything porn related huh? But loves to chit chat with porn chicks. Go to a bar or somethign and find osmoeone who wants to chat on the phone for hours.
Posted by: Smartt

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 12:02 PM

Quote:

I know a few other girls that have complained about late night phone calls from sportswami. One happens to be staying with me.




And we have more and more confirmations by the hour! Man, I love this board!

(In fact, what I REALLY love is to know that I´m always right, but this board is a close second )
Posted by: ChickenMaster

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 12:09 PM

Quote:

Quote:

I'm working right now board out of my gored waiting to do some interviews




"out of my gored"? What´s that, honey?




Sorry I meant to say "I'm working right now board out of my gourd waiting to do some interviews."

gourd plant
Posted by: keiko

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 12:17 PM

Quote:

WOOOHOOOO! What Keiko said!!! Girly you need to chat on this board more often! I know a few other girls that have complained about late night phone calls from sportswami. One happens to be staying with me. We were just talking about it an hour ago... not a fan of porn or anything porn related huh? But loves to chit chat with porn chicks. Go to a bar or somethign and find osmoeone who wants to chat on the phone for hours.



Hello ther Gen my very bestest friend.I would post more often but I so very rarely feel the need to. This however was a special case.In this case some one needed beating with a virtual verbal stick.It just so happens that I have one of those. Maybe I'll keep that stick handy and hang out some more.

Smartt~~ You're right, I apologise to all the genuine morons out there. You didn't deserve that.

Kei
Posted by: It Was Fun

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 12:19 PM

Posted by: Rob Longshot

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 12:45 PM

thanks for the words Kei, thanks to both you and gen for helping to prove who the real scumbag is...
Posted by: Mikey Ropucha

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 12:50 PM

How'd he get your number?

Quote:

WOOOHOOOO! What Keiko said!!! Girly you need to chat on this board more often! I know a few other girls that have complained about late night phone calls from sportswami. One happens to be staying with me. We were just talking about it an hour ago... not a fan of porn or anything porn related huh? But loves to chit chat with porn chicks. Go to a bar or somethign and find osmoeone who wants to chat on the phone for hours.


Posted by: keiko

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 12:52 PM

Not that I was really doing anything else, and besides, what are friends for? I really enjoyed it anyhow.
Kei
Posted by: sportswami

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 02:49 PM

For the record I did not include Keiko. I am sorry if you felt I included you but I didn't.
As far as Gen Padova goes... no offense Gen, but for all the help I tried to give you, your a peice of work. But then again, considering that your agent gets pissed with your bullshit that doesn't surprise me.
BTW... do you ever tell these fans of your your not here to make friends? Or is that once again you being full of shit!
And btw.,.. as far as me stalking you

DON'T FLATTER YOURSELF!!!!
Posted by: Rob Longshot

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 02:54 PM

so then you are saying i brainwashed gen..... ROFLOL, you are one delusional motherfucker. for the record you dragged kei into this, now with all of us, your ass has bitten off more than you could hope to ever chew. welcome to hell... we have such sights to show you...
Posted by: sportswami

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 02:54 PM

btw... While I am sorry if Keiko is upset... I guess my question is... WHO THE HELL IS KEIKO?
Maybe if people returned my calls when I wanted to schedule you people on the show (like the athletes do or the other 70 percent of the adult community) I wouldn't have to call 4 to 5 times to do this.
But then again the four people that have come out and said that I am this rotten person are Gen Padova (who prob will get bounce from her agent for being a bitch and a flake) Keiko whom I have no clue who the hell she is, Bianca Pureheart who is a KSEX Flake and who left her agent without having the balls to say anything to him... and Mike South.
No offense... but I would rather take Scott Peterson's word over all of yours!
Posted by: sportswami

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 02:56 PM

Rob... your are a patheitc tool... what do you do...; play dungeons and dragons or some shit?
Posted by: Toelicker

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 02:57 PM

Hey, leave Scott out of this. He didn't do it.
Posted by: Rob Longshot

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 03:14 PM

no, i get paid to fuck and be production manager and webmaster for a company i watched religiously.
what do you do other than sit in your basement whining to 5 people on the internet, stalking girls, and clearing buffets. your a piss poor excuse of a man and honestly the world would be better if you choked on a KFC bucket and died you fat moronic retard.

why do you even continue posting here, are you that desperate to find one voice of sympathy. no one here likes you, none of them listen to your show. and NO ONE would cry for you if a group of angry arabs cut off your head.. in fact your mother would finally be glad to be rid of you from her fucking house.

now, lets make this easy swami...

1. stop posting here

2. do not PM, call, email, etc.. any girl i know... especially ones who have specifically told you not to.

3.if we ever pass, or if you ever pass gen, bianca, keiko, kiki...etc... you avert your fucking eyes... you are not worth beholding their beauty in person.

Posted by: ChickenMaster

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 03:19 PM

Quote:

no, i get paid to fuck and be production manager and webmaster for a company i watched religiously.
what do you do other than sit in your basement whining to 5 people on the internet, stalking girls, and clearing buffets. your a piss poor excuse of a man and honestly the world would be better if you choked on a KFC bucket and died you fat moronic retard.

why do you even continue posting here, are you that desperate to find one voice of sympathy. no one here likes you, none of them listen to your show. and NO ONE would cry for you if a group of angry arabs cut off your head.. in fact your mother would finally be glad to be rid of you from her fucking house.

now, lets make this easy swami...

1. stop posting here

2. do not PM, call, email, etc.. any girl i know... especially ones who have specifically told you not to.

3.if we ever pass, or if you ever pass gen, bianca, keiko, kiki...etc... you avert your fucking eyes... you are not worth beholding their beauty in person.






Such a warm blanket of hate radiating from those words. This is why I am comfortable here.
Posted by: Smartt

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 03:24 PM

Quote:


Maybe if people returned my calls when I wanted to schedule you people on the show (like the athletes do or the other 70 percent of the adult community) I wouldn't have to call 4 to 5 times to do this.




You just can´t take a hint, huh?

Quote:

But then again the four people that have come out and said that I am this rotten person are Gen Padova (who prob will get bounce from her agent for being a bitch and a flake) Keiko whom I have no clue who the hell she is, Bianca Pureheart who is a KSEX Flake and who left her agent without having the balls to say anything to him... and Mike South.




That amounts to 100% of the porn talent from this board. Statistics, anyone?
Posted by: ChickenMaster

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 03:28 PM

No one likes you sportswami I think it is time for you to kill yourself and be done with it.
Posted by: sportswami

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 03:33 PM

Oh shut up Rob Dipshit! Your a complete tool that is basically not talented to do mainstream, adult movies or even amatuer adult movies so you take your brand of shit in adult and go to Extreme.
As far as be meeting you four, trust me I doubt I will look at your four becuase of the lack of attraction or respect I have developed. But then again you four along with Smartt, Smelly Monkey, chickenmaster, and the other pieces of dirt are fuckin pathetic. You refer to most women as whores, swear and use racial slurs against Sammura, and generally talk a lot of shit.
90 percent of the people of this board I got no problem with, could deal with them civilly, and enjoy their posts. So Rob... fuck yourself with a horses dick, and get some class!
Posted by: smiling arab

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 03:37 PM

Quote:

NO ONE would cry for you if a group of angry arabs cut off your head.





Hey, I'd hope you'd at least cheer for the bad guys for once.
Posted by: ChickenMaster

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 03:38 PM

Quote:

Oh shut up Rob Dipshit! Your a complete tool that is basically not talented to do mainstream, adult movies or even amatuer adult movies so you take your brand of shit in adult and go to Extreme.
As far as be meeting you four, trust me I doubt I will look at your four becuase of the lack of attraction or respect I have developed. But then again you four along with Smartt, Smelly Monkey, chickenmaster, and the other pieces of dirt are fuckin pathetic. You refer to most women as whores, swear and use racial slurs against Sammura, and generally talk a lot of shit.
90 percent of the people of this board I got no problem with, could deal with them civilly, and enjoy their posts. So Rob... fuck yourself with a horses dick, and get some class!




Ahaha, he is just like Sammura; he just keeps coming back for more. Pathetic liberal piece of shit, your inane comebacks are as witless and pathetic as you. Eat shit and die.
Posted by: Smartt

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 03:39 PM

I wanna marry this thread.
It has Monkey bashing, Sporkswine bashing, Sammura bashing...
EVERYTHING that´s good and green on this Middle Earth!
Posted by: smiling arab

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 03:49 PM

Quote:

I wanna marry this thread.
It has Monkey bashing, Sporkswine bashing, Sammura bashing...
EVERYTHING that´s good and green on this Middle Earth!





S'good to have one of dese threads every so often. Gits all th' bad blood out.

Quote:




Posted by: sportswami

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 03:53 PM




Ahaha, he is just like Sammura; he just keeps coming back for more. Pathetic liberal piece of shit, your inane comebacks are as witless and pathetic as you. Eat shit and die.




This the the loquasious Chickenhumper... For the record... I am an independent! BTW... I am from the old school of... always relate to the intelligence of your opponent. In this case with you... a slime sucking whore who probably gets off by jerking off to pictures of Ariel of the lil mermaid.
Posted by: ChickenMaster

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 04:00 PM

"loquasious" WTF? Did you mean:

loquacious - Very talkative; garrulous.

If so you just proved this slime sucking whore is not a total dipshit unlike you.

By the way I don't need to hear about how you get off.
Quote:

gets off by jerking off to pictures of Ariel of the lil mermaid.




Quote:

I am from the old school of... always relate to the intelligence of your opponent.




I have an IQ of 186; if you think you can match my intelligence you are very stupid indeed.
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 04:01 PM

Quote:

btw... While I am sorry if Keiko is upset... I guess my question is... WHO THE HELL IS KEIKO?
Maybe if people returned my calls when I wanted to schedule you people on the show (like the athletes do or the other 70 percent of the adult community) I wouldn't have to call 4 to 5 times to do this.
But then again the four people that have come out and said that I am this rotten person are Gen Padova (who prob will get bounce from her agent for being a bitch and a flake) Keiko whom I have no clue who the hell she is, Bianca Pureheart who is a KSEX Flake and who left her agent without having the balls to say anything to him... and Mike South.
No offense... but I would rather take Scott Peterson's word over all of yours!



Wow,where the fuck do I start? This thread change since I've seen it this morning.
(1) Keiko is a really nice person. She just came here to defend her name and Robs because only they know what really happened in their relationship and its no ones business to question why,what,who etc.
(2) Gen is a friend of mine who I will defend no matter what. What happened with her agent was probably said in private and should stay in private. Theres no need to air dirty laundry out on the boards. Confidiantiality,learn it.
(3) Bianca is a sweetheart. She is everything anybody can ask for in another person. She is down-to-earth and wouldnt hurt a fly.
Now I'm not bashing you or anything like that,but just let it go. I cant let people trash my friends without saying a thing.
Posted by: 2cums

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 04:10 PM

Quote:

btw.. Bianca Pureheart who is a KSEX Flake




Bianca is a KSEX flake? For that Bianca, I give you 5 stars! Sorry I didn't rate you earlier.
Posted by: sportswami

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 04:18 PM

Chico... I got no problem with you and I understand you will defend your friends. I have tried to let things die and let it go. But for Gen to come out and trash me... had enough of it. Have had enough of the pervs or trailer trash on the board trashing me.
Chico I hope you enjoyed your DVD, and you are cool in my book and defintely not a women beater. But I am tired of people talking trash, lying about what I do, and me just being a nice fellow and taking it.
Until then... addios Chico.
Posted by: Smartt

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 04:33 PM

DING DONG, THE SWINE IS DEAD!

(I hope)
Posted by: JRV

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 08:17 PM

Quote:

Quote:

In this case some one needed beating with a virtual verbal stick.



Why just virtual? Why just verbal? This is how you two teach him a lesson!



Posted by: It Was Fun

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 08:34 PM

Sportswami... there's a reason if I avoided your fucking calling me late at night and your stupid private messages like you really cared what was going on with me and my life. Like its any of your fucking business how my family is doing, you don't know them. Get over it. You're obsessive. I tolerated it for a while. I was trying to keep my cool but it gets irritating after a while when you can't just leave a person alone.

And you know what? I have no shame saying I'm not in this business to deiberately make any friends. I'm in this fucking business to get fucked, to fuck people, and to please others by getting fucked!!! How hard is it to grasp that concept?

Sure there are a select few I've met in the path of porn who are worthy of some of my free time but those aren't my first intentions. Although when someone like yourself has the rude qualities to call someone after 10pm when its past midnight your time, I find that creepy.

Because I'm a kind person I'll accept that a few times but you push the line. Do you not find it rude to try and talk to someone late night? I mean jesus christ, I had been in a long relationship and to have some freak to just speak random bullshit late at night is a bit weird.

There's obviously a problem with you because I'm not your only issue. There are a select few. There's more out there buy are too nice to say anything to you just to avoid conflict.

You don't need to bring up my personal and confidential commotions up with the agency I'm represented by. It's none of your business nor anyone elses unless I decide to say something about it.

I will willingly say that there are some things that can be worked out with ASS Inc but in reality any company could have some working done. As a final point ASS Inc is new and is on its way to greatness. There's no such thing as a perfect relationship with anyone no matter what it is, and it's always workable. So get the fuck over. ANd butt out!!!

Don't make me post all the PMs you sent me. I have a lot of them saved still. With the dates and times too. So everyone gets a real taste of how redundant you are.

By the way, I'm too short to have LONG SEXY LEGS!!! So your random compliments trying to catch my attention in hopes to get lucky talking to me all the time late night to jack off is gonna do it, nor did it.

So just get over it, shut up, move on, and stop being so obsessive and posessive.
Posted by: Smartt

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 09:28 PM

Gen... have I told you lately that I love you?
Posted by: It Was Fun

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 10:14 PM

Now you did... but that's a cheesy song LMAO!!!
Posted by: Smartt

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 10:22 PM

Quote:

Now you did... but that's a cheesy song LMAO!!!




Oh Gen... you´ve lost that lovin´ felling!
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 10:25 PM

Hee hee. Look at Smartt,tying to pick-up Gen.
Posted by: Smartt

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/25/04 10:33 PM

Quote:

Hee hee. Look at Smartt,tying to pick-up Gen.




Gen: you´re invited, but your friend can´t go.











(btw, that´s Vince Neil from the soundtrack of Encino Man...)

Posted by: sportswami

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/26/04 01:56 AM

You know Gen... I love how you just lie so easily off the tip of your tongue. I don't remember calling you as much as you claim on this site but then again, I am not surprised
You are so full of that I am amazed the crap doesn't flow righ out of your nose. I called you maybe twice in the past two months. Both times just so I could figure out where to send that damn interview tape to.
This is my fault... your right on that... because I have tried to be very nice to everyone I talk to and professional. I felt bad that you went through your battle with cancer, that companies felt you looked like a 14 year old and that a lot of people didn't hire you. And I assumed that you were a cool person to talk to.
But after being on this site, seeing you just sit back as other adult film ladies get insulted... your no better than Smartt, Smelly Monkey and Rob Longshot.
I was willing to let this die after Chico asked me to. But I get pissed off when people trash me and I am tired of taking it. And it bothers me that you have the gall to slam people who have gone to bat for you behind their back on this site.
So get lost you pathetic lil school girl, get a clue and shut the hell up. And once again for the millionth time so that even your drunk ass can understand... about me stalking you...

DON'T... FUCKING FLATTER YOURSELF! YOUR NOT THAT ATTRACTIVE IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!
Posted by: Rob Longshot

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/26/04 05:12 AM

funny swami.... i was present when you called more than 2 times this month...
the real truth about you is coming out now, and you just can't take it...

your about as equal on the evolutionary ladder as Gene Ross... and i wish similar fates upon the two of you.
Posted by: Smartt

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/26/04 05:36 AM

Quote:

funny swami.... i was present when you called more than 2 times this month...




Ta-daaaaaa!
Posted by: It Was Fun

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/26/04 07:28 AM

Sweet heart first off I dont flatter myself. If anything I make jokes abouit myself more than anything. You're the one that couldn't stop the comments coming.

Yea aside from Rob being there a couple of times Swami called, what about in the past when you called every late night for a week straight? Out of all those times once you left a message asking me to call you back. Nothing subjective.

Since when did companies not ever wanna hire me because I looked 14? LOL if anything they'd always want to shoot me cuz of my juvenile look. You're dislexic arent you?

I have plenty of clues and thanks to you you've provided those to me. Not only that but how many times do I have to tell you that Ill gett he tape from Joey? Why don't you get a fucking clue? I told you three times I believe through private message!!

Keep comparing me to Smartt and Rob! That's a compliment. Two intelligent people who take bullshit every way that you don't.
Posted by: sportswami

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/26/04 07:33 AM

Keep on Lying Gen... doesn't bother me at all. It was actually only once I spoke with you and Rob. And as far as the tape goes... don't sweat it... I threw it in the trash (where the rest of you and your fans (Smartt, Longshot, and ChickenMaster) belong.)
Posted by: kyoto

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/26/04 07:35 AM

Quote:

Hee hee. Look at Smartt,tying to pick-up Gen.




Smartt's a fatass. He couldn't pick up a paperclip.
Posted by: Smartt

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 08/28/04 04:59 AM

Quote:

Keep comparing me to Smartt and Rob! That's a compliment. Two intelligent people who take bullshit every way that you don't.




Posted by: jamesn

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 10/18/05 09:48 AM

great, great thread
Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 10/20/05 03:20 AM

This was a great thread, this is when the cage got shut down and people attacked me when i couldn't defend myself through song or visually stunning dance moves.
Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 10/01/06 06:52 AM

BUMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Quote:

The Monkey is just a scumbag who is the type of idiot who yells fire in a crowded building and laughs about it. I don't blame Chico for getting pissed off... btw Monkey... for all the shit you talk about me... at least I don't pm people and repeatedly either talk perverted to them or pm and email harrass Sammura Shane and insult her by calling her racial slurs... your a pathetic waste of life!




LOL, fuck i love swami, he can call me at 3 am just to talk about life whenever he wants.

Quote:

Quote:
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hmmmmmmmmmm did you delete their responces when they was calling me a nigger.


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------



Well, you?re not exactly caucasian, are you?




Yes people, it was possible for smartt to make a funny comment.

Quote:

fuck you bitch and lick meWHILE i am on the rag. go look at some porn tapes of big cock and pretend their yours





sammura showing the class and elegance of a lady we all know she was (is?)


this thread should be moved to the cage
Posted by: jamesn

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 10/01/06 08:09 AM

i raped the shit out of a vietnamese man while reading this posting.
Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 10/01/06 08:13 AM

Quote:

i raped the shit out of a vietnamese man while reading this posting.




Interesting, I casually harpooned my peruvian goldfish with a toothpick as I approached the end of this thread. I may serve it as an hors douvre at my football party tonight.
Posted by: jamesn

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 10/01/06 04:13 PM

aidsrape. it's the new black.
Posted by: c62

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 10/01/06 06:40 PM

Quote:

this thread should be moved to the cage



We need a Hall Of Fame section for the greatest of the greatest threads. This one would make it in, definately, it's got all the main players and some serious hate. Good stuff.
Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: Fuck You Monkey - 10/01/06 09:13 PM

Quote:

Quote:

this thread should be moved to the cage



We need a Hall Of Fame section for the greatest of the greatest threads. This one would make it in, definately, it's got all the main players and some serious hate. Good stuff.




I have long campaigned for this, a hall of fame section. sammura's meltdowns are works of art, not mere posts spewing blind hate at anyone and everyone, theres also one post by coah that made me laugh when he wanted to do scenes and was listing off what he looked like then reneged on the offer the next day. Be nice if there was one section for them all , makes them easier to go back over