Posted by: zenman
Whores and their bad tattoos
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme
Re: Whores and their bad tattoos - 06/26/04 07:19 PM
That is not too bad to me, the ones I really hate are the arm and forearm tattoos some of these chicks get 
Posted by: Smelly Monkey
Re: Whores and their bad tattoos - 06/26/04 07:36 PM
I think women with tatts can look sexy, as long as they are tastefully done, like say belladonna's. Subtle and cute.
Posted by: JRV
Re: Whores and their bad tattoos - 06/26/04 07:58 PM
Janine has got to be the poster girl against tats.
Reina Leone was a policewoman!
Reina Leone was a policewoman!
Posted by: smiling arab
Re: Whores and their bad tattoos - 06/26/04 10:07 PM
It looks like the (obviously fake) one the slut had in The Rapture. You know, that movie about how Mimi Rogers chooses God over Groupsex, then blows her kid's head off for Jesus. (Moral: Choose Groupsex.)
Ashton Moore, She of the Strangely Spherical Silicone Sacks, has this weird tattoo. It just says "Brittney," and if I remember right it's somewhere around her stomach/pelvis area. It has the quality and craftsmanship you'd expect from a good prison tattoo. I don't know what the story of it is, but I suspect the word "Chowchilla" makes an appearance somewhere.
Oh, and enter her into the Worst Boobjob Ever category at the 1st annual xxxporntalk golden kleenex awards.
Ashton Moore, She of the Strangely Spherical Silicone Sacks, has this weird tattoo. It just says "Brittney," and if I remember right it's somewhere around her stomach/pelvis area. It has the quality and craftsmanship you'd expect from a good prison tattoo. I don't know what the story of it is, but I suspect the word "Chowchilla" makes an appearance somewhere.
Oh, and enter her into the Worst Boobjob Ever category at the 1st annual xxxporntalk golden kleenex awards.
Posted by: zenman
Re: Whores and their bad tattoos - 06/27/04 02:15 AM
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It looks like the (obviously fake) one the slut had in The Rapture. You know, that movie about how Mimi Rogers chooses God over Groupsex, then blows her kid's head off for Jesus. (Moral: Choose Groupsex.)
LOL I thought I was the only guy who saw that movie.
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme
Re: Whores and their bad tattoos - 06/27/04 05:26 AM
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It looks like the (obviously fake) one the slut had in The Rapture. You know, that movie about how Mimi Rogers chooses God over Groupsex, then blows her kid's head off for Jesus. (Moral: Choose Groupsex.)
LOL I thought I was the only guy who saw that movie.
C'mon with huge hootered Mimi Rodgers in it, you should know we would have seen it
Posted by: zenman
Re: Whores and their bad tattoos - 06/27/04 05:28 AM
I almost totally forget that movie, but i remember the scene where she takes off that shirt. Instant wood production.
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme
Re: Whores and their bad tattoos - 06/27/04 05:31 AM
I can't think of the title but the best Mimi movie I have seen is the one with Bryan Brown ( i think) giving her a massage for the whole movie- whooo hooo hooters and more galore. 
Posted by: smiling arab
Re: Whores and their bad tattoos - 06/27/04 06:45 PM
Mimi's rack is unforgetable. I saw her in LA a year or two ago, she's still fucking hot as hell in that "No, I'd never sleep with you so gaze all you want" kind of way.
Thank god for art, or we'd never get to gape at her topless. Must be some kind of Scientology ethics code (she supposedly owes her career to being some kind of prodigy at sucking dollars out of wallets or whatever the hell they do in their religion).
Thank god for art, or we'd never get to gape at her topless. Must be some kind of Scientology ethics code (she supposedly owes her career to being some kind of prodigy at sucking dollars out of wallets or whatever the hell they do in their religion).
Posted by: Mikey Ropucha
Re: Whores and their bad tattoos - 06/30/04 08:25 PM
For every chick that looks good with a tattoo or some piercing.. she probably looks 100 times better without it.
I wouldn't want to be ramming her from behind and look down to see a MURAL on her back.
I hope someday this fad will pass over.
I wouldn't want to be ramming her from behind and look down to see a MURAL on her back.
I hope someday this fad will pass over.
Posted by: Jeff Steward
Re: Whores and their bad tattoos - 07/01/04 05:58 AM
I'm with you.I hate whores with tattoos and hooks all in their face.
Posted by: smiling arab
Re: Whores and their bad tattoos - 07/01/04 07:32 AM
What are they supposed to be rebelling against when everyone has one?
How does it add to individuality when everyone has one?
These are questions that keep me up at night, pacing around in my bathrobe: porn whore logic.
Seriously, every tattoo parlor ought to have photos of people thirty years and fifty pounds after getting their tattoo.
Stretch marks + ink =
How does it add to individuality when everyone has one?
These are questions that keep me up at night, pacing around in my bathrobe: porn whore logic.
Seriously, every tattoo parlor ought to have photos of people thirty years and fifty pounds after getting their tattoo.
Stretch marks + ink =
Posted by: al_jazeera69
Re: Whores and their bad tattoos - 07/01/04 08:23 AM
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What are they supposed to be rebelling against when everyone has one?
How does it add to individuality when everyone has one?
These are questions that keep me up at night, pacing around in my bathrobe: porn whore logic.
Seriously, every tattoo parlor ought to have photos of people thirty years and fifty pounds after getting their tattoo.
Stretch marks + ink =
I am with you 100% on this statement! I feel like more of a rebel for NOT having a tatoo, becuase I am one of the few people my age that does not have a tatoo these days! I bet all the people with tuff guy tatoos are just pussies
Posted by: krell vid user
Re: Whores and their bad tattoos - 07/01/04 01:41 PM
yeah, tatoos are rarely attractive. Id like to make mention of the cottage cheese on her legs and ass. Im not sure what is worse, the tats or the cheese?
Posted by: Mikey Ropucha
Re: Whores and their bad tattoos - 07/01/04 05:54 PM
If Belladonna's tattoos are subtle... I'd sure hate to see OUTRAGEOUS 
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I think women with tatts can look sexy, as long as they are tastefully done, like say belladonna's. Subtle and cute.
Posted by: Jeff Steward
Re: Whores and their bad tattoos - 07/02/04 05:43 AM
Don't take me wrong here but sometimes tats can be necessary.Like if your a ugly whore you can always get a tattoo of a new face. 
Posted by: have2cit
Re: Whores and their bad tattoos - 07/02/04 05:59 AM
They don't need tats either if you got a really ugly whore just get yourself one of these
Posted by: Sabre
Re: Whores and their bad tattoos - 07/02/04 06:21 AM
I got one on my back to cover up rug burn scars caused by a....uh....frat party.....
Posted by: zenman
Re: Whores and their bad tattoos - 07/02/04 06:23 AM
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I got one on my back to cover up rug burn scars caused by a....uh....frat party.....
You just gave me lumber in my Levis.
Posted by: Lurid1
Re: Whores and their bad tattoos - 07/02/04 10:06 AM
One of my faves of the late 90's Holli Woods got this grotesque and rather large tattoo of Marilyn Manson on her entire hip and outer thigh that about did it her for her porn career because they tried placing that side away from the camera, but it didn't help hide it really. it was f'gly and stupid... when she's 60 it's gonna look like Yoda.
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme
Re: Whores and their bad tattoos - 07/02/04 10:36 AM
Ha, screw when she is 60, who wants to look at Marylyn Manson now?
Posted by: Sabre
Re: Whores and their bad tattoos - 07/02/04 11:26 AM
If I ever have daughters I will be sure to tell them not to risk hurting their porn careers by getting inked.
Come to think of it, I've got a niece named Destiny which automatically seals her fate as a porn star or stripper, I should probably give her a call right now....
Come to think of it, I've got a niece named Destiny which automatically seals her fate as a porn star or stripper, I should probably give her a call right now....
Posted by: zenman
Re: Whores and their bad tattoos - 07/02/04 11:33 AM
What is that tattoo? Is it a serpent? Does she practice Kundalini Yoga?
Posted by: Sabre
Re: Whores and their bad tattoos - 07/02/04 11:59 AM
Its a dragon. I do Bikram yoga but haven't a clue what Kundalini yoga is.
The niece is 4, that's not her in the picture.
The niece is 4, that's not her in the picture.
Posted by: Toelicker
Re: Whores and their bad tattoos - 07/02/04 12:38 PM
I think your tatoo is hot, sabre.
Mmm, mmm, and those feet.
Mmm, mmm, and those feet.
Posted by: 2cums
Re: Whores and their bad tattoos - 07/02/04 12:45 PM
Honestly, I don't mind one or two (smaller ones) but when you have a tat the size of a fucking painting, then I have a problem. Its distracting. Also, some of the tattoo "artists" are not qualified and their work is shitty.
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme
Re: Whores and their bad tattoos - 07/02/04 01:04 PM
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Its a dragon. I do Bikram yoga but haven't a clue what Kundalini yoga is.
The niece is 4, that's not her in the picture.
I like your dragon too Sabre, why don't you perform in more videos because you are smokin' hot
Posted by: MrPoo
Re: Whores and their bad tattoos - 07/02/04 07:39 PM
I personally love tattoos. im covered in them.
but alot of the girls have bad tattoos. bad places and bad work....
bad places...tits, tummy, cheesy hip or ass cheek, arms are for guys, and forehead...
I like the back though...lower or upper...and ankles and wrists are good for me..LOL
Oh and behind the ear i think is hot...something little. My old favorite star Madison Stone had a tiny frog, of all things, behind her ear...LOL
but alot of the girls have bad tattoos. bad places and bad work....
bad places...tits, tummy, cheesy hip or ass cheek, arms are for guys, and forehead...
I like the back though...lower or upper...and ankles and wrists are good for me..LOL
Oh and behind the ear i think is hot...something little. My old favorite star Madison Stone had a tiny frog, of all things, behind her ear...LOL
Posted by: Kami Andrews
Re: Whores and their bad tattoos - 07/02/04 09:36 PM
tell me the forehead was a joke, i want one that says quick whats my name
Posted by: ben
Re: Whores and their bad tattoos - 07/03/04 02:42 AM
A girl with a great tattoo is Gauge. Its on her lower back and looks cool
Posted by: Toelicker
Re: Whores and their bad tattoos - 07/03/04 03:23 AM
I'm with poo. Well, regarding tats, that is.
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme
Re: Whores and their bad tattoos - 07/03/04 08:37 AM
I have no problem with any tattoos a guy gets and as long as a chick doesn't go overboard and keeps it looking feminine I don't care about that either- except for those arm and forearm tats on the ladies those i do hate.
Posted by: JRV
Re: Whores and their bad tattoos - 07/03/04 09:15 AM
What's with the Chinese some girls have scribbled on their back? Are these operating instructions? "Cock Goes Here, Then Grab Throat"?
I'm not a tat fan but as long as they're not everywhere and in my face I can live with it.
I'm not a tat fan but as long as they're not everywhere and in my face I can live with it.
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme
Re: Whores and their bad tattoos - 07/03/04 12:11 PM
I have always wondered that too Jrv, except I see all these basketball players with those oriental tattoos up and down their arms and I wonder if they even know what the tattooist put on them. It could say shitbird for all they know
Posted by: zenman
Re: Whores and their bad tattoos - 07/03/04 12:32 PM
Posted by: JRV
Re: Whores and their bad tattoos - 07/03/04 12:56 PM
You know, girls could use them as a Product Warning Label: "Bites During Triple Penetration If Choked". That might be useful.
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme
Re: Whores and their bad tattoos - 07/03/04 02:23 PM
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when tattoos go wrong
Ha Zen, you have done it again. I can't believe that this actually happened to someone in real life, maybe those b-ballers are walking around with shitbird on their arms.
Posted by: zenman
Re: Whores and their bad tattoos - 07/03/04 03:04 PM
I knew I had read that story. In fact I think I posted it on ADT month and months ago. I just had to remember the key words to feed to google.
Posted by: zenman
Re: Whores and their bad tattoos - 07/03/04 03:05 PM
chinese name generator. In case you were thinking about getting some ink.
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme
Re: Whores and their bad tattoos - 07/03/04 04:56 PM
Just thinking about it, that's all and no letters chinese or otherwise.
Posted by: Sergio T.
Re: Whores and their bad tattoos - 07/04/04 07:00 AM
I got Japanese characters on the back of my left arm. I made sure they were acurate first. I didnt want anything to get lost in the transalation or worse,end up with the wrong words.
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Posted by: kittykat
Re: Whores and their bad tattoos - 03/23/05 10:50 PM
Ariana Jollie-enough said!
Posted by: Harry Wild
Re: Whores and their bad tattoos - 03/29/05 05:45 PM
I don't like tattoos; but yours is acceptable to me; plus I love your body at least the backside! Do you have a picture of your front side too? If so please post it!
Posted by: pornodux
Re: Whores and their bad tattoos - 03/29/05 06:48 PM
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I don't like tattoos; but yours is acceptable to me;
are u kidding or just trying to fuck her?
Give me a break, acceptable that huge ugly dragon? or that big spot on her cheek? what's that, a skin tumor?
or the one on her left leg??
acceptable my ass, such a great body spoiled that way, what a shame.
Posted by: ChickenMaster
Re: Whores and their bad tattoos - 03/30/05 01:31 AM
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I don't like tattoos; but yours is acceptable to me;
are u kidding or just trying to fuck her?
Give me a break, acceptable that huge ugly dragon? or that big spot on her cheek? what's that, a skin tumor?
or the one on her left leg??
acceptable my ass, such a great body spoiled that way, what a shame.
Dragons, flowers and tribal tats are so cliche.
Posted by: Soopergrizz
Re: Whores and their bad tattoos - 03/30/05 09:39 AM
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A girl with a great tattoo is Gauge. Its on her lower back and looks cool
I couldn't disagree more. What looks great is Gauge's ass, preferably with an 11" cock balls-deep in it. The tattoo is a monstrosity.
I can honestly say that IMHO I have never seen a tatoo that looks better than not having one at all, whether on a porn chick or 'civilian'.