Even Louisiana Is Tired of Stormy

Posted by: Willie D

Even Louisiana Is Tired of Stormy - 07/10/09 01:50 PM

Abstract: Dumb cunt should pack it in and stick to being a lifeless cum receptacle.

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Stormy Daniels has every right to seek a U.S. Senate seat. So do you and so do we and so does the next guy or lady on the barstool, in the church pew or on the city bus.


Ostensibly, Daniels, 30, a Baton Rouge native, is answering the clarion call of concerned citizens to consider a run for the position held by incumbent David Vitter, R-Metairie.


That's why she says she has elevated her stated efforts from embarking on "a listening tour" of Louisiana to announcing she is now "exploring a possible run for the United States Senate." Some movement forward, that.


But puh-leeze spare us a Senate run. Summer makes for slow news cycles and the sight of Daniels chatting up a bar crowd and dissin' David Vitter will become very old, very fast.


Daniels, a former stripper who worked her way up in the porn business from actress to star and writer-producer, is no fool. She has a few professed issues — fighting child porn and prohibiting underage folks from accessing pornography — where she might point to more than a passing knowledge. No stranger to the camera, she articulates her positions on these and other issues well.


She has a few achievements, too, that might make her stand alone in the Capitol's upper chamber, including the adult film industry's designation for "Favorite Breasts" three times in the past four years. (2008, it seems, was a down year.) That might complicate her arguments for the "flat tax," which she said she favors while on a visit to a Delhi bar last week.


But bottom line, Daniels' campaign seems to be more about embarrassing Vitter than it does about improving Louisiana's economy, which Daniels proposes to undertake from a Senate chair. We doubt her ability to achieve the latter task and Vitter seems to have handled very well the former by embarrassing himself long before we ever heard of Daniels.


Daniels says she is outraged by Vitter's hypocrisy in embracing family values while calling prostitutes. Others may be equally as outraged at Vitter's transgressions related to a Washington-area escort service, and by his behavior after those transgressions were disclosed.


But voters will have ample time to weigh their senator's professed "serious sins" against his accumulated public record when the campaign heats up later this year. Daniels, who insists she will be a serious Senate candidate if she runs, will only prove herself a serious distraction by then.


That's why the "Draft Stormy" movement ought to end now, while there's still a few folks smiling.


It's drafty enough where she works at her day job.




http://www.thenewsstar.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=2009907080308
Posted by: Wankus was my Daddy

Re: Even Louisiana Is Tired of Stormy - 07/10/09 03:27 PM

Wait, she just hasn't spread enough money around. In Louisana, anyone can win an election. Anybody! She just needs to do a Stormy fuckfest to get the dollars to buy the votes. Enough said.
Posted by: RenfieldGyps

Re: Even Louisiana Is Tired of Stormy - 07/10/09 04:54 PM

Didnt read it all, she lost.....
Im bored tonite, cant ya tell, I think this is the most Ive ever posted since Ive been here. My plans got canceled because Im on call for a German Short Haired Pointer's birth anytime now. This whore better hurry up and not wait till it's 2, 3 or 4 in the morning.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Even Louisiana Is Tired of Stormy - 07/10/09 06:29 PM

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German Short Haired Pointer's birth anytime now.




Is Panzer the daddy??
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: Even Louisiana Is Tired of Stormy - 07/11/09 01:04 AM



Stormy would be just as knowledgable and dignified in the Senate as the election stealing Jew Al Franken.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Even Louisiana Is Tired of Stormy - 07/11/09 01:09 AM

I can't imagine watching an animal give birth. I would be so gnarled out. I puked watching A Baby Story on TLC.
Posted by: RenfieldGyps

Re: Even Louisiana Is Tired of Stormy - 07/11/09 06:01 AM

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German Short Haired Pointer's birth anytime now.




Is Panzer the daddy??


He wishes, Lola is a sexy beautiful doggie.
Posted by: RenfieldGyps

Re: Even Louisiana Is Tired of Stormy - 07/11/09 06:02 AM

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I can't imagine watching an animal give birth. I would be so gnarled out. I puked watching A Baby Story on TLC.


Its beautiful, especially the part when they eat the whole sack, umbilical cord and blood...fascinating. Humans flush theirs in the toilet. Humans need to take notes from dogs.
Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Even Louisiana Is Tired of Stormy - 07/11/09 06:52 AM

Humans don't have to worry about a predator picking up the scent and following it back to the newborn either.
Posted by: BIFF™

Re: Even Louisiana Is Tired of Stormy - 07/11/09 08:34 AM

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Didnt read it all, she lost.....Im bored tonite, cant ya tell, I think this is the most Ive ever posted since Ive been here. My plans got canceled because Im on call for a German Short Haired Pointer's birth anytime now. This whore better hurry up and not wait till it's 2, 3 or 4 in the morning.




You're boring every night.

Did anyone ask what your plans were last night? Ah no. No one gives a rat's ass if you are a surrogate for K9's. Get over yourself, you vapid uppity cunt stain.

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Its beautiful, especially the part when they eat the whole sack, umbilical cord and blood...fascinating. Humans flush theirs in the toilet. Humans need to take notes from dogs.




You probably are like dogs in that they lick their own asshole after they shit.
Posted by: RenfieldGyps

Re: Even Louisiana Is Tired of Stormy - 07/12/09 03:49 AM

Still waiting on pups, and thank you Biff, I thought you forgot about me, glad to see Im still grating on your nerves and you're thinking about me.

As Willie D says "I win"
Posted by: Nugent

Re: Even Louisiana Is Tired of Stormy - 07/12/09 11:52 AM

The two of you should just have a violently aggressive, sweaty hate-fuck and get it out of your systems!
Posted by: wannacorndog

Re: Even Louisiana Is Tired of Stormy - 07/12/09 09:28 PM

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The two of you should just have a violently aggressive, sweaty hate-fuck and get it out of your systems!



Fuck Dude, you are great with sig worthy phrases.Thank you once again!
Posted by: 4 Small Boobies

Re: Even Louisiana Is Tired of Stormy - 07/12/09 09:55 PM

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You probably are like dogs in that they lick their own asshole after they shit.


I'm not into scat , but if there is a girl that can lick her own asshole , i think i would like to see that
Posted by: BIFF™

Re: Even Louisiana Is Tired of Stormy - 07/13/09 02:11 AM

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Still waiting on pups




No one cares.

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and thank you Biff, I thought you forgot about me, glad to see Im still grating on your nerves and you're thinking about me.




Wrong again mangina. I don't like condescending, vapid, holier than thou cunts like you. I never think about you until you post shit here. That is all.

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As Willie D says "I win"




You win alright. Be proud of that Tournament of Ugly trophy.



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The two of you should just have a violently aggressive, sweaty hate-fuck and get it out of your systems!




Sorry. I'm not into bestiality.

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I'm not into scat , but if there is a girl that can lick her own asshole , i think i would like to see that




I would too. Not the gyptard though. It would be like watching hippo trying to lick it's own ass.
Posted by: RenfieldGyps

Re: Even Louisiana Is Tired of Stormy - 07/13/09 08:02 AM

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The two of you should just have a violently aggressive, sweaty hate-fuck and get it out of your systems!


Not for all the Lous, Chanels and Temp of Christ, etc. in the world. And that is saying a whole lot.
If I didnt post he'd have nothing to post about so I give him something to do every now and then and when I dont post, he jumps on someone else. He's sad, leave him be, it makes him happy.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Even Louisiana Is Tired of Stormy - 07/14/09 12:11 AM

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The two of you should just have a violently aggressive, sweaty hate-fuck and get it out of your systems!


Not for all the Lous, Chanels and Temp of Christ, etc. in the world. And that is saying a whole lot.
If I didnt post he'd have nothing to post about so I give him something to do every now and then and when I dont post, he jumps on someone else. He's sad, leave him be, it makes him happy.




You mean Imitation of Christ? They're gone now, but man that was some beautiful stuff. R.I.P Subkoff.
Posted by: RenfieldGyps

Re: Even Louisiana Is Tired of Stormy - 07/14/09 08:55 AM

I knew you'd be the only one who knew what I meant and there was still a few pieces here and there at Barneys, not the full line, I was wondering why. Sad, truly, amazing shit.
Posted by: Fiend

Re: Even Louisiana Is Tired of Stormy - 07/14/09 11:09 AM

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I can't imagine watching an animal give birth. I would be so gnarled out. I puked watching A Baby Story on TLC.




Are you capable of getting preggo if you wanted or has your uterus rotted out??
Posted by: *L*G*

Re: Even Louisiana Is Tired of Stormy - 07/17/09 06:01 AM

If Stormy Win the election, did Alexandra "the super rock star PR" Monstar is gonna be her LGBT Affairs Office director ?
Posted by: delanoojos

Re: Even Louisiana Is Tired of Stormy - 07/17/09 07:11 AM

Louisiana is the biggest shit hole in America...just ask Guage
Posted by: Soopergrizz

Re: Even Louisiana Is Tired of Stormy - 07/17/09 09:29 AM

Why would Gauge have any insight on Louisiana?
Posted by: Monstar

Re: Even Louisiana Is Tired of Stormy - 07/17/09 11:02 AM

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If Stormy Win the election, did Alexandra "the super rock star PR" Monstar is gonna be her LGBT Affairs Office director ?




the bigger question is are you going to keep hitting her up for swag?



OH SNAP!
Posted by: BIFF™

Re: Even Louisiana Is Tired of Stormy - 07/17/09 12:46 PM

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the bigger question is are you going to keep hitting her up for swag?



OH SNAP!






Please tell me that "The Count" was included in his email.
Posted by: Monstar

Re: Even Louisiana Is Tired of Stormy - 07/17/09 12:53 PM

naw. I wish, but when I read anything by el g I hear the count or cookie monster depending on how fucked up his sentences are.

Nice to know he finally made it L.A. though. On a slow day I'll peruse some of the downtown swap meets to see if I run into a cat hawking used lucha libre masked and bootlegged ECW matches circa '96 just to catch up on how life in the USA and with electricity is treating him.
Posted by: Willie D

Re: Even Louisiana Is Tired of Stormy - 07/17/09 04:41 PM

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naw. I wish, but when I read anything by el g I hear the count or cookie monster depending on how fucked up his sentences are.

Nice to know he finally made it L.A. though. On a slow day I'll peruse some of the downtown swap meets to see if I run into a cat hawking used lucha libre masked and bootlegged ECW matches circa '96 just to catch up on how life in the USA and with electricity is treating him.


Alexander...I consider you a friend...

You know that, should you decide to back Stormy, you will be compelled to disclosed finance records, campaign information, and tons of other crap on your background. Seriously, don't do it. You are above it. Don't fall victim to O'Reilly and their ilk.
Posted by: BIFF™

Re: Even Louisiana Is Tired of Stormy - 07/17/09 11:04 PM

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naw. I wish, but when I read anything by el g I hear the count or cookie monster depending on how fucked up his sentences are.

Nice to know he finally made it L.A. though. On a slow day I'll peruse some of the downtown swap meets to see if I run into a cat hawking used lucha libre masked and bootlegged ECW matches circa '96 just to catch up on how life in the USA and with electricity is treating him.




Remember, he's a little on the short side. He might be mistaken for a kid in a lucha libre mask.

Funny, because when I read his posts, I think of Carlos Mencia's brother Joseph. Hardly speaks a lick of English.
Posted by: *L*G*

Re: Even Louisiana Is Tired of Stormy - 07/18/09 07:00 AM

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naw. I wish, but when I read anything by el g I hear the count or cookie monster depending on how fucked up his sentences are.

Nice to know he finally made it L.A. though. On a slow day I'll peruse some of the downtown swap meets to see if I run into a cat hawking used lucha libre masked and bootlegged ECW matches circa '96 just to catch up on how life in the USA and with electricity is treating him.





nice you store my emails ... but i never stored your asking me to interview for your "stars"...
(and is funny how you get pissed off and have to look old things to "own" me )


btw she sent that to me .. i never requested anything (i am not interested in dvd's or anything like ADT ass kissers) i saw the first 5 minutes of Desert Stormy and i cant see anymore , then sold the dvd on ebay (yes i made a panzer)
Posted by: Monstar

Re: Even Louisiana Is Tired of Stormy - 07/18/09 09:13 AM

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nice you store my emails ...





I know you may be new to technology but with gmail you have about 7349 MB. so you don't really have to delete ANYTHING. I was searching for something and came about that lil timely tid bit.

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but i never stored your asking me to interview for your "stars"...





mother fucker you can barely string a sentence together without scotch tape. Why would I let you talk to any of my stars. Short of having to do it with a Speak & Spell it's never going to pan out.

Doesn't matter anyway, your "Blog" went down faster than your aunt Cecelia during the "donkey dance". Talk all the shit you want you incompetent. My jankity blog has been up 5 years, you couldn't do a weekend.

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(and is funny how you get pissed off and have to look old things to "own" me )





Funnier how you call that little reply "pissed off". Christ this board is turning into a bunch of pussies. faux "meltdowns" and pseudo "owned"s aside, that retort qualifies as "pissed off"? and BTW I don't need to "own" you, spritle does that you fucking monkey.


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then sold the dvd on ebay (yes i made a panzer)





bravo. (claps) you fed the family for another week. send stormy a thank you note you fucking ingrate.
Posted by: Monstar

MMPR - LG - 07/18/09 09:38 AM

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Remember, he's a little on the short side. He might be mistaken for a kid in a lucha libre mask.





No shit? That I did not know. what are we talkin? 5'2? But you know them little fuckers are fast. I better keep quiet or some little latin leprechaun in a sombrero and a morphin ranger suit is going to 619 me next time I roll thru east L.A.


Posted by: Willie D

Re: MMPR - LG - 07/18/09 09:50 AM

Mon*, let's go out drinkin' next weekend. Just don't bring Stormy along.
Posted by: *L*G*

Re: Even Louisiana Is Tired of Stormy - 07/18/09 09:53 AM

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nice you store my emails ...





I know you may be new to technology but with gmail you have about 7349 MB. so you don't really have to delete ANYTHING. I was searching for something and came about that lil timely tid bit.

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but i never stored your asking me to interview for your "stars"...





mother fucker you can barely string a sentence together without scotch tape. Why would I let you talk to any of my stars. Short of having to do it with a Speak & Spell it's never going to pan out.

Doesn't matter anyway, your "Blog" went down faster than your aunt Cecelia during the "donkey dance". Talk all the shit you want you incompetent. My jankity blog has been up 5 years, you couldn't do a weekend.

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(and is funny how you get pissed off and have to look old things to "own" me )





How am I "pissed off"? Christ this board is turning into a bunch of pussies. faux "meltdowns" and pseudo "owned"s aside, that retort qualifies as "pissed off"? and BTW I don't need to "own" you, spritle does that you fucking monkey.


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then sold the dvd on ebay (yes i made a panzer)





bravo. (claps) you fed the family for another week. send stormy a thank you note you fucking ingrate.




...well you have to find things for years ago for a shitty comeback and flamboyant rants... very nice PR you are

Its very nice how a gay native American Indian is trying to make fun about a spic (in the minorities and third world people scale you are under me ) ...that looks more normal from a white american but from you??? common! go back to your reservation your mom is on her Tipi waiting you with Wild Rice for feed your sloppy body (its so funny how you talk about fat guys when you are getting more sloppy everyday day )and your drunk brothers waiting to give your ass fuck session of the week