MrTeagan, just one of the girls

Posted by: Mark_J

MrTeagan, just one of the girls - 02/08/09 06:13 PM

a home theater installer landing a pornstar by playing it cool and feigning disinterest (initially) in her line of work? can't blame a guy. letting her and the crumb crunchers move in, then playing mr. mom all day? perhaps, the price of admission. cold-shouldering her to stop fucking guys on cam once time passed and he got a little swagger? typical outsider insecurity, thus why porners usually date each other. sending her out in the dark of night to strip and pull in her share? fair enough- what are pimps for.

here's where we stumble: turning in his ball bag by calling himself 'MrTeagan' in attempt to crowbar himself into porndom, by way of porn social networking faggery and carpet bombing add requests to every pw living or dead = fail.

MrTeagan, a.k.a. mister i'm involved now too, i salute thee. well played. just one of the girls. you'll get there.

http://twitter.com/mrteagan

Posted by: Bill Hicks

Re: MrTeagan, just one of the girls - 02/08/09 08:00 PM

Whores can sure pick winners, can't they?

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: MrTeagan, just one of the girls - 02/08/09 08:23 PM

Mr. Teagan tweated me to follow him on Twitter. I'll approve him when I get home.

Posted by: Smokey

Re: MrTeagan, just one of the girls - 02/08/09 09:11 PM

I see Janine has twitter. She ain't going to be tweeting for a while.

As much as I like fucking sluts off myspace and facebook, there are too many damn 'social networking sites'. I fear the future generation will not be able to hold intelligent conversations in person. We are doomed. Lolz roflmoa !!1!

Posted by: Mark_J

Re: MrTeagan, just one of the girls - 02/08/09 10:52 PM

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Mr. Teagan tweated me to follow him on Twitter.

there's a shocker.

Posted by: Dean Wormer

Re: MrTeagan, just one of the girls - 02/08/09 11:01 PM

It should be a crime what he convinced her to do to her body.

Didn't she say she stopped doing guys on film in order to get custody of her kid she had with Durden? Does that mean she thinks child services rates homosexual behavior on film is better than heterosexual behavior?

Posted by: freestylah

Re: MrTeagan, just one of the girls - 02/09/09 04:42 AM

Mr. Teagan? Yeah, sweet memories from a while ago. 'The Mark of the Beast', The Prophet. Good times. He's an assclown. I'm wondering who will be first to break it up: he or she.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: MrTeagan, just one of the girls - 02/09/09 06:54 AM

He completely took over her thread over on ADT like anyone really wanted to talk to him !

Posted by: Crocodile

Re: MrTeagan, just one of the girls - 02/09/09 03:39 PM

Its gonna be a comedy when she'll finally dump his ass. I predict an epic meltdown.

Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: MrTeagan, just one of the girls - 02/09/09 05:35 PM

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He completely took over her thread over on ADT like anyone really wanted to talk to him !

Hey, it could have been noahped & his keen brand of ass-kissing.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: MrTeagan, just one of the girls - 02/09/09 06:16 PM

Nah he completely eclipsed baldy knob.

Posted by: ChodeMasterJ

Re: MrTeagan, just one of the girls - 02/14/09 01:03 AM

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Mr. Teagan tweated me to follow him on Twitter. I'll approve him when I get home.

i'm following you now on Twitter, G.

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: MrTeagan, just one of the girls - 02/14/09 02:55 AM

Yay! I added you, baby. Good luck in Calc.

Posted by: electrostatic

Re: MrTeagan, just one of the girls - 02/14/09 06:00 AM

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Mr. Teagan tweated me to follow him on Twitter. I'll approve him when I get home.

What, a twit. I might be the only untwittering idiot, I must jump on the twittwagon. It bothers me that no one knows when I'm on the internet, when I'm online, or when I'm social networking... [electrotwitt] LoL I'm in my laying in bed on teh internet. On XPervT, /b/, and twitter too!... Hehe... I wonder if I have MySpace mail...Isnt Tom a total hottie... Hehe... Bill Gates is hotter because he is gawd... [/electrotwitt]

Posted by: ChodeMasterJ

Re: MrTeagan, just one of the girls - 02/14/09 07:45 AM

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Yay! I added you, baby. Good luck in Calc.

Thanks my dear.

The well-wishing is much appreciated. I saw a pic of you on Ivan's blog, snagging a bite of his pizza. Very awesome picture.

Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: MrTeagan, just one of the girls - 02/14/09 02:38 PM

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I saw a pic of you on Ivan's blog, snagging a bite of his pizza. Very awesome picture.

Hah!! Caught red-handed...

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Re: MrTeagan, just one of the girls - 11/06/09 08:44 AM

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Posted by: tattypatty

Re: MrTeagan, just one of the girls - 11/08/09 03:34 PM

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I was thinkin' more this guy.....

Posted by: jeff jordan

Re: MrTeagan, just one of the girls - 11/08/09 03:39 PM

Holy shit, that's him. He's Dick Loudon. ...or Mr. Louden ...or Dick Teagan ....or Dick Teasan.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: MrTeagan, just one of the girls - 11/08/09 04:33 PM

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I was thinkin' more this guy.....

Morph them?

Posted by: jeff jordan

Re: MrTeagan, just one of the girls - 11/08/09 07:54 PM

Why not?

Posted by: Deactivated User

Re: MrTeagan, just one of the girls - 11/08/09 08:36 PM

where's Mark_J?

Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: MrTeagan, just one of the girls - 11/08/09 08:57 PM

Wonder how often Mr Teagan gets called chrome dome?

Posted by: Deactivated User

Re: MrTeagan, just one of the girls - 11/09/09 04:19 PM

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: MrTeagan, just one of the girls - 11/09/09 06:24 PM

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where's Mark_J?

If I was ever put in charge of universal karma anyone being photographed with this type of pose would lose those fingers in an accident involving a PTO shaft a week after the picture was taken.

Posted by: Claude Goddard

Re: MrTeagan, just one of the girls - 11/09/09 08:53 PM

Why am I supposed to care about this douchebag?

Posted by: jeff jordan

Re: MrTeagan, just one of the girls - 11/09/09 09:16 PM

No shit. Enough with the photos of this dude. The thread's only 2 pages and there are already dupes.

Posted by: geek

Re: MrTeagan, just one of the girls - 11/11/09 04:50 PM

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I was thinkin' more this guy.....

Phil Collins

Posted by: Deuce_Bigalow

Re: MrTeagan VS War Machine - 11/20/09 09:12 AM

Oh this is funny. Can Suitcase pimps fight?

War Machine post
Pepperoni and jalepeno babyy!

Ms Tegan flirts with War Machine
@WarMachineXXX yum that's the best kind of pizza. I put jalapenos, hot sauce or steak sauce on everything

War Machine:
@MsTeagan Me too get ur ass over here and I'll put jalapenos on tht ass! =p

Ms Teagan:
@WarMachineXXX I don't think @MrTeagan would like that very much.

WarMachine:
@MsTeagan I DGAF! What he likes. =)

Here comes MrTeagan

@WarMachineXXX I do care homie...

WarMachine:
@MrTeagan Call a fucking Wah-mbulance then. Cuz I don't.

MsTeagan:
@WarMachineXXX I just meant I'm a one man type of woman. @MrTeagan is my fiancé. I think you've talked to him on Twitter before

WarMachine:
@MsTeagan Don't care BYE.

MrTeagan:
@WarMachineXXX dude as a new guy in the biz, why r u starting shit w/a director who u don't know nor do u know @MsTeagan? No worries.

Me:^^ A Director????^^ LOL!!!

WarMachine:
@MrTeagan I DGAF! Don't talk to me again in your life I will smash you to pieces.

@WarMachineXXX U could have just apologized. I'm not going to engage in this with u.

@MrTeagan U talked to me first. Shut ur hole.

@WarMachineXXX whatever dude. Like I said I have zero interest in this. Later.

@MrTeagan I don't apologize for shit. I don't care you wrote me. Deal with it. Shut ur face. Ur pisin me off for real now.

@WarMachineXXX I don't know u and we were only joking around with u. Calm down. We aren't your enemies.

@MrTeagan Then go nigh night and shut up.

@MrTeagan likes to start fights he can't finish....fun..=)

@WarMachineXXX no I don't and I simply told ONE person to tell u that wr aren't beefing with u. We don't even know u. Not ur enemy.

@MrTeagan Yeah then why u texting half the world talking shit right now? U obviously want to be my enemy.

@WarMachineXXX I'm not talking shit on u, I don't know u, I don't start shit, & I'm letting this go as this is too much negativity. Peace.

@WarMachineXXX agreed. I'm not a negative person, & I'm not out to get anyone or start shit with anyone.
about 9 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to WarMachineXXX

@WarMachineXXX I can't DM u back. Ur not following me. I'm not blacklisting u. I don't know u & I'm chaulking this up to a misunderstanding
about 9 hours ago from Tweetie

@WarMachineXXX nothing should be seriousness enough to get u this angry. Teagan & I certainly weren't trying to make u mad. Sorry we did.
about 9 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to WarMachineXXX

@WarMachineXXX I'm not talking shit on u, I don't know u, I don't start shit, & I'm letting this go as this is too much negativity. Peace.

At what point do think Mr Teagan pissed his pants?

Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: MrTeagan VS War Machine - 11/20/09 12:59 PM

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@WarMachineXXX no I don't and I simply told ONE person to tell u that wr aren't beefing with u. We don't even know u. Not ur enemy.

@MrTeagan Yeah then why u texting half the world talking shit right now? U obviously want to be my enemy.

@WarMachineXXX I'm not talking shit on u, I don't know u, I don't start shit, & I'm letting this go as this is too much negativity. Peace.

@WarMachineXXX agreed. I'm not a negative person, & I'm not out to get anyone or start shit with anyone.
about 9 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to WarMachineXXX

@WarMachineXXX I can't DM u back. Ur not following me. I'm not blacklisting u. I don't know u & I'm chaulking this up to a misunderstanding
about 9 hours ago from Tweetie

@WarMachineXXX nothing should be seriousness enough to get u this angry. Teagan & I certainly weren't trying to make u mad. Sorry we did.
about 9 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to WarMachineXXX

@WarMachineXXX I'm not talking shit on u, I don't know u, I don't start shit, & I'm letting this go as this is too much negativity. Peace.

At what point do think Mr Teagan pissed his pants?

Somewhere in these last 5 lines. I wish I were a fly on the wall for that post-Twitter discussion....

Mr: Are you sleeping around behind my back, Teags?
Mrs: No, Joshie, I love you.
Mr: (Bitch slap) You whore!
Mrs: I thought you loved me.
Mr: I did, but now I’m a big director, and you are still just a whore!
Mr: Kiss my balding head, woman! I said DO IT!! Now!
Mr: And kiss my tattoos while you’re at it.
Mrs: Is that better?
Mr: No!!!!

Stay tuned to Part 2 of “Chachi luvs Teagan”, same porn time, same whore channel.

I’m getting started early on Friday....cheers!!!

Posted by: jeff jordan

Re: MrTeagan, just one of the girls - 11/21/09 01:48 AM

who gives a fuck?

go for a walk. get some sunshine, you fucking loser.

i can't believe i just read through that bullshit.

Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: MrTeagan, just one of the girls - 11/21/09 08:41 AM

I went for a run before writing that shit, took a shower & a shit...had an early dinner & start drinking. Then I posted.

Would you like to know how the progress of my day goes today? How about tomorrow? Any other days, you closet homo?

I think you need to take your own advice. I thought it was priceless to see some halfwit get himself involved in a discussion that didn’t concern him (defending the honor of his whore), and than cower down like a bitch. Nothing personal against Joshua, but I’m sure Teagan can handle her own online battles with MMA twits.

Resemble much, Jiffy?

Posted by: jeff jordan

Re: MrTeagan, just one of the girls - 11/21/09 04:45 PM

I wasn't referring to you, SpecialNeeds. Aside from this, I don't know what the fuck you're twattling about with your progress report remark.