A Jerking Off Conumdrum

Posted by: Da Burglar

A Jerking Off Conumdrum - 08/16/08 04:50 AM

I want everyone to Weigh in on this, EVERYONE. Especially the chicks...Gig, Holly, Pretty, Stoli, Cereal (wherever you are), Gia (wherever YOU are)....as well as every other turdling on this site.

There was THIS recent imagery posted in Fan Requests:

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How is this strokeable? Seriously....How is a guy supposed to Jerk Off to this? When WOULD I time my own splooge to this spectacle? When the creep(s) are splooging into the Glass itself? When Jasmine is pouring the gloop into her mouth? When the Gloop first ENTERS her mouth, or how about AFTER it is in her mouth and she is SHOWING us that it is in her mouth? OR...do I splooge WHEN she actually GULPS it down???? This is the type of quandry/conundrum that threatens the Porn industry and people like Holly and Jeff...it begs the question "What if we made a Porno and No one jerked off?"

Porners like Jeff and Holly, while having two totally divergent approaches, really are in the same business, that of facilitatiing masturbatory pleasure amongst their customer base by providing vicarious fantasy cerebral jerk off fodder. But while in every scene Holly films her discriminatingly tasteful viewer(s) jerking off watching Holly's work can imagine himself (or herself) doing the actual Splooging when that moment hits in one of Holly's "Glamour/Artsy/Non-raunchy" scenes; and while in every scene Jeff films his totally fucked up perverted fan base watching can imagine they are one of the creeps splooging on the soulless bukkake bimbo or they are the actual PISTONING Penis gagging the whore and causing snot to adorn her forehead....In a scene like the one above with Jasmine Byrne, it is IMPOSSIBLE for the viewer to vicariously identify which Splooge load is his in the glass full of cum.....USELESS! What good is that?

Holly, on what LEVEL, if any, can you find such a scene as this erotic? As A female with a healthily perverted sex drive, how does this scene apply or work in your own mind as a woman, let alone as a pornographer? Would you personally find the only erotic thing is that, if You are the cum gobbler doing the gobbling, you are the MOMENTARY center of attention for men watching with their dicks in their hands? What say the rest of you females to these questions/issues?

Personally, as a discrimnating perverted male, this has ZERO appeal to me...I would NEVER ever pay a whore to do this...this might be a specific instance I agree with Holly's aforementioned policy on eating loads, that she needs it direct from the source and it cant have sat idle even for a moment prior to gobbling. Similarly, I can never splooge onto or into some vessel or surface and then get off on the whore gobbling it up from there....no, I need to dispense the product directly into the mouth.

This type of porn involving cum as a beverage served in glasses needs to be banned. It is KILLING jerk off experiences as well as Jeff and Holly's Businesses.
Posted by: Fenris

Re: A Jerking Off Conumdrum - 08/16/08 08:45 AM

It doesn't appeal to me at all, but my proclivities have always lain in a different direction.

It is what it is Burg. Obviously someone somewhere finds it incredibly erotic and is willing to pay mad cash for it. I
am not in that group.

This isn't even really that far out, as porn goes. I think the http://cakefarts.com/ website a while ago really took the... uh ... cake when it came to bizarre fetishes.

Seriously dude, you are WAY too wound up since you came back. Would you please go pick up a couple of Russian hookers, slam back some percs and release please?

Fenris
Posted by: pretty

Re: A Jerking Off Conumdrum - 08/16/08 09:50 AM

you just dont dig gokkun burg
its not your thing
you like watching swallowing from a bj
not from a cup of cold cum after ward
imsure the people that like gokkun like it quite alot
Posted by: tattypatty

Re: A Jerking Off Conumdrum - 08/16/08 09:58 AM

It isn't jerkable. I know I've taken my licks for being a little too 'in touch with things' on this board but let me restate for the record: Porn with a bunch of cocks in the scene is for FAGS. Period. Add to the fact that the Bukkake/Gokkun is fullof the ugliest creepiest guys on the planet, and you have nothing but a gross-out freakshow. Somebody once had a sig that pointed out bukkake and metrosexuality showed up at the same time. Bingo....
Posted by: Smell of Anus

Re: A Jerking Off Conumdrum - 08/16/08 10:00 AM

I agree. I watch Bukkake and Gokkun for the jackass factor, not to jerk off.
Posted by: GUAPO

Re: A Jerking Off Conumdrum - 08/16/08 01:44 PM

Quote:

This is the type of quandry/conundrum that threatens the Porn industry and people like Holly and Jeff...it begs the question "What if we made a Porno and No one jerked off?"




how is this a conundrum for Jeff of Holly... no one jacks off to their shit as is.

P.S. jeffry how hard do you laugh all the way to the bank?
Posted by: Bluecipher

Re: A Jerking Off Conumdrum - 08/16/08 02:09 PM

Jerking off is immaterial. Porn should be produced for porn's sake. Like Art is produced for its sake. I imagine porn of all type being produced, and as long as one denizen or other gets his/her rocks off, it's well worth the effort. If a porn video is produced and no one watches it, is it still porn? But of course it is. It has the potential to force a rubout somewhere in the galaxy.
Posted by: PainfulAzzFuckin

Re: A Jerking Off Conumdrum - 08/16/08 02:30 PM

Gokkun and Bukkake are, I think, the closest thing to "creative art" that exists in porn. I don't find either even remotely erotic personally but I respect the image of a woman kneeling and covered in male ejaculate. The complete removal of anything even appearing remotely to be related to sexual gratification for her is what ensures, to me at least, that it's not porn...it's a depiction of the real value of the whore at the center of the screen. She's not worth anything more than to be a cum target. THAT is art. Not erotic, but art nonetheless.

So simple answer....quit trying to jack off to this kind of stuff.
Posted by: tattypatty

Re: A Jerking Off Conumdrum - 08/16/08 03:39 PM

Jesus H. Christ. You're kidding right? Porn should ONLY be used for jerking off. If I wanted a lesson on porn and its artistic merits I'd PM Sasha Grey or that dicksucker Eon...
Posted by: BIFF™

Re: A Jerking Off Conumdrum - 08/17/08 02:32 AM

I don't find cumfarting, drinking semen from a glass, or cum swapping erotic in the least. Just fuckin' swallow that shit already, whores.

I love how Burg doesn't get through 1 post without mentioning the word splooge. There's got to be some kind of essay or report da Burg did while in college that he has used the word. I approve.
Posted by: Fenris

Re: A Jerking Off Conumdrum - 08/17/08 07:35 AM

What's interesting is that he says it so often and I read so many of his posts that it seems to have osmosed into my brain. The other day my wife made me a sandwich and asked what I wanted on it. I requested that she 'splooge' some mustard on there...

Fenris
Posted by: tattypatty

Re: A Jerking Off Conumdrum - 08/17/08 07:02 PM

My buddy always uses 'splooge' to upset whoever he is interacting with as far as customer service. He phoned my buddy's gelato store and berated the girls saying his restaurant got the wrong delivery. "Tell Randy I'm pissed! You gave me hazelnut when I asked for Sploooooooooooooooooooooooooge!"
Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: A Jerking Off Conumdrum - 08/17/08 07:18 PM

Perhaps your buddy suffers from excess brain pressure, and ought to place an electric drill to his temple and let her rip in order to relieve the pressure.
Posted by: Jeff Steward

Re: A Jerking Off Conumdrum - 08/18/08 09:27 AM

Quote:



P.S. jeffry how hard do you laugh all the way to the bank?




Very hard.

Oh, and Burg, Tierney is currently working on a downward spiral of drug addiction and killing her pets from neglect. All typical whore moves.
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: A Jerking Off Conumdrum - 08/18/08 09:39 AM

[darrahblackname]Someone should call the ASPCA on her.[/darrahblackname]
Posted by: freestylah

Re: A Jerking Off Conumdrum - 08/18/08 03:34 PM

[darrahblackname] -->
Posted by: Gag That Bitch!

Re: A Jerking Off Conumdrum - 09/28/08 06:51 PM

It's the loss of her dignity as a human being that makes it strokable.
Posted by: ChuckSpears

Re: A Jerking Off Conumdrum - 09/28/08 10:13 PM

Quote:

It's the loss of her dignity as a human being that makes it strokable.




thanks for pointing out the obvious point of this whole site.
Posted by: gokkunfan

Re: A Jerking Off Conumdrum - 09/29/08 03:47 AM

Quote:

It isn't jerkable. I know I've taken my licks for being a little too 'in touch with things' on this board but let me restate for the record: Porn with a bunch of cocks in the scene is for FAGS. Period. Add to the fact that the Bukkake/Gokkun is fullof the ugliest creepiest guys on the planet, and you have nothing but a gross-out freakshow. Somebody once had a sig that pointed out bukkake and metrosexuality showed up at the same time. Bingo....




Why are you looking at the guys? Perhaps you should buy gay bukkake titles?
I'm into girls drinking cum, I do prefer when the girl has a full mouth then swallows rather than bowls.

American Gokkun line needs blow bang and gang bang prior to swallowing also girl jerks off guys.

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It's the loss of her dignity as a human being that makes it strokable.





I don't find that erotic if the girl starts crying or goes camotose throught the scene.
Posted by: Sho'nuff

Re: A Jerking Off Conumdrum - 09/29/08 10:26 AM

Personally, I don't find that stroke-worthy... although I do find blowbangs hot as hell.

It is all personal preference.

Fisting, gaping and squirting for me actually make me mildly nauseous for instance. Not strokeworthy in the least, but a lot of people get off on that shit.

*shrug*