XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter"

Posted by: Willie D

XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter" - 07/25/08 06:03 PM

Time for a new Photoshop contest in recognition of our great, balding friend, Skeet Kerkavoe. Entries based on: originality, sense of humor, references to recent drunk Skeeter phone calls to Gene Ross, and puns about hairlines.



Rules:

1. You get one submission. Yes, you too, GG.

2. Skeeter may submit his own entry, but he must register as "Skeeter Kerkavoe."

3. Bridgette is not eligible. Neither are any of the kids.

4. Contest ends July 31, 11:59 p.m. MST

5. Winner gets either a free custom shirt from The Simp Store, or the password to my AEBN account, which has about 60 minutes left on it.

GOOD LUCK!!!

Willie would like to add that this in no way intends to denigrate or defame Mr. Kerkavoe. I love him like...a...bro..well, let's not go that far. But rest assured, this has everything to do with headbands, tattoos and creepy pornographers, and nothing to do with child porn convictions, strawberry enemas, or bankruptcy petitions.

Skeet...U da man on XPT!
Posted by: GoatBoy

Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter" - 07/25/08 07:02 PM

Posted by: *L*G*

Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter" - 07/25/08 10:17 PM

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Posted by: k1ng

Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter" - 07/25/08 10:39 PM

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter" - 07/25/08 10:46 PM

^ winnar
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter" *DELETED* *DELETED* - 07/25/08 11:06 PM

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[It never happened...Gillian Anderson's vagina is not here...]
Posted by: MR WHIP

Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter" - 07/25/08 11:20 PM

Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter" - 07/25/08 11:49 PM







[Sherlock_Burglar]Case Solved!!![/Sherlock_Burglar]
Posted by: *L*G*

Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter" - 07/25/08 11:58 PM

^ Burg is winning now
Posted by: Holly Randall

Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter" - 07/26/08 12:30 AM

OMG this thread fuckin rules!
Posted by: wannacorndog

Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter" - 07/26/08 12:32 AM

Posted by: Smell of Anus

Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter" - 07/26/08 12:43 AM

Posted by: Deuce_Bigalow

Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter" - 07/26/08 01:32 AM

Posted by: Bad Habit

Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter" - 07/26/08 01:34 AM

Quote:





Even I gotta admit that's pretty fucking funny ^^



But this is my fav so far... vv





[Sherlock_Burglar]Case Solved!!![/Sherlock_Burglar]

Posted by: CAPT_MCCLUSKY

Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter" - 07/26/08 02:27 AM


Posted by: gokkunfan

Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter" - 07/26/08 02:52 AM



Posted by: The Ghost Is Toast

Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter" - 07/26/08 05:03 AM

My entry:



King and Da Burg are way out in front at the moment, in all honesty...
Posted by: gokkunfan

Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter" - 07/26/08 07:41 AM

David Hesselhoff zoom in for infinity gif?
Posted by: tattypatty

Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter" - 07/26/08 11:13 AM

Dan G, I dig yours. It's trippy. Since I know nothing of photoshop, can somebody do one of him holding a certificate for The Hair Club for Men?
Posted by: *L*G*

Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter" - 07/26/08 11:29 AM

Quote:








Gigi??
Posted by: Gigi

Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter" - 07/26/08 03:54 PM

Quote:

Quote:








Gigi??

omg, now i have my christmas card... thank you, king!
Posted by: *L*G*

Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter" - 07/26/08 07:13 PM

that is really you gigi?
Posted by: Gigi

Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter" - 07/26/08 07:45 PM

yeah, here's another one. i keep editing because even though i have resized the pics, they keep showing up really big. wtf, sorry. edited to add that this fucking picture is supposed to be just 3" wide. don't know what i'm doing wrong, argh
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter" - 07/26/08 07:48 PM

Posted by: Gunker

Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter" - 07/26/08 07:50 PM

"they keep showing up really big"

[gigi's husband]I've seen bigger[/gigi's husband]



Posted by: Gigi

Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter" - 07/26/08 07:51 PM

ha, gunker. thanks, jim
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter" - 07/26/08 08:18 PM

Quote:





That kid looks pozzed up in that pic. In what year did he pass Gigi?


And yes, Burg is winning.
Posted by: Gigi

Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter" - 07/26/08 09:43 PM

^^translate please, lou
Posted by: Gigi

Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter" - 07/26/08 09:50 PM



there, finally another picture of my tits
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter" - 07/26/08 09:53 PM

Ohh ffs.. pozzed up means hiv +. No way that fucker ever stepped foot on the ice.

Nice arch btw.
Posted by: wannacorndog

Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter" - 07/26/08 10:14 PM

Quote:



there, finally another picture of my tits



Another picture of your tits? I missed the other ones? Were the others more recent? Dayum
Posted by: BIFF™

Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter" - 07/26/08 10:25 PM

Posted by: XXXbit

Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter" - 07/27/08 10:27 PM

Burg is winning

Posted by: Jeff Steward

Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter" - 07/28/08 09:40 AM

Quote:





This thread rules and this is my choice so far. Well done.
Posted by: TonyMalice

Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter" - 07/28/08 11:02 AM

here's one

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter" - 07/28/08 02:16 PM

The tape holding the picture is hilarious.
Posted by: Bad Habit

Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter" - 07/28/08 04:54 PM

^^ I noticed that too. It's the little extras, like attention to details, that make a good photoshop image.
Posted by: pretty

Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter" - 07/29/08 08:12 AM

Quote:

here's one







that ones full of win
Posted by: Jeff Steward

Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter" - 07/29/08 09:17 AM

Here is my entry.

Posted by: Max Rhino

Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter" - 07/29/08 11:06 AM

Posted by: freestylah

Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter" - 07/29/08 12:03 PM

Nice one, Max! Especially the dildo on the counter and the little banana on his arm!
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter" - 07/29/08 07:22 PM

He even included a reflection...
heh..

Bad Habit.. any fallout?
Posted by: tattypatty

Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter" - 07/29/08 07:55 PM

Quote:





I KNEW he looked familiar!
Posted by: Bad Habit

Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter" - 07/30/08 03:26 AM

Quote:

He even included a reflection...
heh..

Bad Habit.. any fallout?



Naw, I'm sure he just loves the attention. These last couple, however, have not been in the spirit that this thread/contest was started, and should be disqualified (IMO).

Since the original photo was for Gigi, I believe she should be the one to decide who the winner is.
Posted by: NitneLiun

Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter" - 07/30/08 04:50 AM

Quote:





I need some new masturbation material and I don't feel like downloading a torrent. Gigi, send me the pics above immediately, or I'll make you wish you had.
Posted by: GUAPO

Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter" - 07/30/08 09:59 AM

Posted by: Charlie Malloy

Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter" - 07/30/08 10:26 AM

G., did she bust you in Memphis???
Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter" - 07/30/08 10:32 AM

Skeeter, like any true pedophile with the "Addiction", has to keep going YOUNGER and YOUNGER to satisfy his cravings. I title this masterpiece: "ROCKBOTTOM"

Posted by: GUAPO

Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter" - 07/30/08 11:15 AM

Quote:

G., did she bust you in Memphis???



no she my boo.
Posted by: Gigi

Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter" - 08/01/08 07:34 PM

so who won? my vote goes to burglar
Posted by: CAPT_MCCLUSKY

Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter" - 08/02/08 09:03 AM

Quote:


Rules:

1. You get one submission. Yes, you too, GG.
Skeet...U da man on XPT!



I think DaBurg disqualified himself with that last entry.
Posted by: who

Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter" - 08/03/08 02:22 AM


Posted by: Bad Habit

Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter" - 08/03/08 02:10 PM

^^ Nice. (and nicely done)
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter" - 08/05/08 08:51 AM

Skeeter without his bandana:
Posted by: Willie D

Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter" - 08/20/08 09:55 AM

After a long and exhaustive search for the real Arland, it's clear he's not available; probably off suing somebody for the $18.27 owed to him. However, I imagine he has surreptitiously pleasured himself to serveral of these entries, and probably to k1ng's more often than any other, ergo the winner.

Slainte.

Posted by: Gigi

Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter" - 08/20/08 10:34 AM

i used to have skeeter's real email address; spiegler gave it to me. i never emailed him, though... it seemed to pathetic, even for me.
Posted by: Smell of Anus

Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter" - 08/20/08 03:50 PM

Quote:

Quote:





This thread rules and this is my choice so far. Well done.



Where do I hand in my complaint?
Posted by: Willie D

Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter" - 08/20/08 11:51 PM



Where do I hand in my complaint?

To the moderators, one of whom just won the contest.

Good luck.
Posted by: k1ng

Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter" - 08/20/08 11:57 PM

Quote:

...probably to k1ng's more often than any other, ergo the winner.

Slainte.



yes! this makes up for two consecutive years of being first loser at xpt ff.
Posted by: Smell of Anus

Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter" - 08/21/08 12:51 AM

Quote:



Where do I hand in my complaint?

To the moderators, one of whom just won the contest.

Good luck.



Posted by: Fuk Yo Mama

Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter" - 08/22/08 12:27 AM

Surprised nobody beat me to it.


Posted by: LouCypher

Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter" - 08/22/08 03:46 PM

"Nobody beat you to it" because the Contest ended
July 31, 11:59 p.m. MST and the Olympics started 8/08/08.
Ya Simple.Numb.Fuck.

Good lookin out for next year though shitstreak.
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter" - 08/22/08 05:12 PM

Gigi this is for you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nN2C6L9v2XM
Posted by: Gigi

Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter" - 08/22/08 06:30 PM

awesome! 'band geeks' is my fave episode...

check this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qS8L1lKO4G8
Posted by: Gigi

Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter" - 08/22/08 06:34 PM

p.s., vin-- did you know that this guy is the voice of mr. krabs?

Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter" - 08/22/08 06:37 PM

I did. It's funny because in his movie roles he's usally not a nice guy by any means.
Posted by: Gigi

Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter" - 08/22/08 06:39 PM

exactly. i loved him in 'shawshank.'
Posted by: Fuk Yo Mama

Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter" - 08/22/08 09:17 PM

Quote:

"Nobody beat you to it" because the Contest ended
July 31, 11:59 p.m. MST and the Olympics started 8/08/08.
Ya Simple.Numb.Fuck.

Good lookin out for next year though shitstreak.



Uh, maybe you didn't notice but there wasn't exactly a limit on making Skeeter look like a pedophile.

But are you happy now? I replied to one of your posts for the first time in about 2 months. You must feel validated being the internet tough guy you are.

Nothing would make me happier then cutting off your head and mailing it to your family members. I'll be your personal Al Queda. Please send me your address and I'll make plans to visit you.
Posted by: freestylah

Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter" - 08/23/08 03:04 PM

You mean Al-Qaeda, I guess?

That's a big promise you make. Let's see if you can deliver. Please start practice with Tutorial #1: Suicide Bombing. Thank you.
Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter" - 08/23/08 03:55 PM

Blah is much closer to a Qdoba than he is Al-Qaeda.
Posted by: CAPT_MCCLUSKY

Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter" - 08/24/08 01:09 AM

This Is Not Skeeter XXX --but something I’m sure Will Ryder is pondering.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter" - 08/24/08 09:09 PM

Quote:

Quote:

"Nobody beat you to it" because the Contest ended
July 31, 11:59 p.m. MST and the Olympics started 8/08/08.
Ya Simple.Numb.Fuck.

Good lookin out for next year though shitstreak.



Uh, maybe you didn't notice but there wasn't exactly a limit on making Skeeter look like a pedophile.

But are you happy now? I replied to one of your posts for the first time in about 2 months. You must feel validated being the internet tough guy you are.

Nothing would make me happier then cutting off your head and mailing it to your family members. I'll be your personal Al Queda. Please send me your address and I'll make plans to visit you.



Heh...
You ever even consider threatening me again and I'll rip your fucken Adams Apple out, make a pie with it and then shit it back into your mouth.

Now consider your played out bitch ass on "Ignoramus" until further notified, Natalie.