Unanswered porn convention questions

Posted by: Bornyo

Unanswered porn convention questions - 01/18/08 01:36 PM

I have a short list of questions regarding this years AEE.

1. Was Wankus there?
2. Was Tyler Faith there?
3. Has Tyler told her side of the story about their break up yet?
4. Was Kurt Lockwood at the Convention? If so did he start any fights with hillbillies?
5. Was Max Hardcore there?
6. Did Max molest any innocent females in his hotel room or on a shuttle bus?
7. Did any female starlet pass out in the circle bar?
8. Did anyone attend the ADT party? If so, did anyone pass out on a couch in the corner?
9. Who passed out on a shuttle bus and woke up in a pool of vomit?
10. Who crashed in Brandons room, and who pissed his bed?
Posted by: Houstondon

Re: Unanswered porn convention questions - 01/18/08 02:07 PM

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I have a short list of questions regarding this years AEE.



2. Was Tyler Faith there?
Yes

4. Was Kurt Lockwood at the Convention? If so did he start any fights with hillbillies?
I didn't see him or Hillbilly Mike at all (a shame, huh?)

7. Did any female starlet pass out in the circle bar?
a few clung onto my arm that were so drunk, a slavering fanboy could have gotten some action, but I didn't see any pass out

10. Who crashed in Brandons room, and who pissed his bed? He had a few ladies following him around during the show that made it clear they'd do anything for him...that's all I know
Posted by: Cindi Loftus

Re: Unanswered porn convention questions - 01/18/08 03:45 PM

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I have a short list of questions regarding this years AEE.

1. Was Wankus there? NO, he reported for me from his house in LA.
2. Was Tyler Faith there? Yes
3. Has Tyler told her side of the story about their break up yet? Not to me.
5. Was Max Hardcore there? Yes. He was at the AVN awards also and was insulted by the comedian.
xoxo,
Cindi
Posted by: Willie D

Re: Unanswered porn convention questions - 01/18/08 04:28 PM

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10. Who crashed in Brandons room, and who pissed his bed? He had a few ladies following him around during the show that made it clear they'd do anything for him...that's all I know


Like get HPV??? Hmm.... (leans back)
Posted by: k1ng

Re: Unanswered porn convention questions - 01/18/08 08:48 PM

I haven't heard news of any overdoses. I'm really beginning to lose faith in the porn industry.
Posted by: Gunker

Re: Unanswered porn convention questions - 01/18/08 10:25 PM

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10. Who crashed in Brandons room, and who pissed his bed? He had a few ladies following him around during the show that made it clear they'd do anything for him...that's all I know


Like get HPV??? Hmm.... (leans back)



CDC agents hot on the trail...

Posted by: Dean Wormer

Re: Unanswered porn convention questions - 01/18/08 10:32 PM

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5. Was Max Hardcore there? Yes. He was at the AVN awards also and was insulted by the comedian.
xoxo,
Cindi



Who was the comedian and what was the insult?
Posted by: christianxxx

Re: Unanswered porn convention questions - 01/19/08 12:14 AM

greg fitzsimmons called max the retarded guy who discovered curious george 20 years ago
Posted by: Dean Wormer

Re: Unanswered porn convention questions - 01/19/08 01:13 AM

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greg fitzsimmons called max the retarded guy who discovered curious george 20 years ago



Max may not have a yellow hat but he does have a yellow couch.
Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Unanswered porn convention questions - 01/19/08 05:32 AM

The girls that were with me were nurses disguised as porn stars. All my STDs have morphed into HPV-HIV-HERPES-GONNORHEA-SYPHILIS-CLAMYDIA-STREPTOCOCUS-MUCOSA. My testicles are nothnig more than golf ball sized tumors and I have 6 months to live. No tears, please. My bucket list was written days ago and only reads, "Get head till dead." I'm reading Tuesdays With Morrie now. Time to take my pills. Good night.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Unanswered porn convention questions - 01/19/08 08:21 AM

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The girls that were with me were nurses disguised as porn stars.



Do they give you head on camera, too?
Posted by: weeeee

Re: Unanswered porn convention questions - 01/19/08 12:08 PM

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5. Was Max Hardcore there?



yes
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Unanswered porn convention questions - 01/19/08 12:23 PM

Quote:

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5. Was Max Hardcore there?



yes



hmmmm. Did he have a yellow couch in his hotel room?
Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Unanswered porn convention questions - 01/19/08 05:52 PM

Fatman: I didn't shoot anything in Vegas. It was just a fun time to catch up with people, have a few drinks, and see if it's even possible to get laid without writing a check.

I did some betting on horse races, too, and did ok. Nothing big but it's fun to pick a winner. I also had a celebrity sighting:


Not to brag or anything but I had 3 women in my bed each night...
Posted by: Gunker

Re: Unanswered porn convention questions - 01/19/08 06:26 PM

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Hmmm....

I hope to see some Shelly Lubben bedsheets in an upcoming production...



Posted by: zenman

Re: Unanswered porn convention questions - 01/20/08 12:09 AM

For no reason at all:

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Unanswered porn convention questions - 01/20/08 06:35 PM

I can't believe this thread got moved to this forum.
That's stupid, guys. Don't be stupid.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Unanswered porn convention questions - 01/20/08 08:40 PM

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I can't believe this thread got moved to this forum.
That's stupid, guys. Don't be stupid.



I agree. It's porn related. Why the move?
Posted by: zenman

Re: Unanswered porn convention questions - 01/22/08 08:19 PM

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I can't believe this thread got moved to this forum.
That's stupid, guys. Don't be stupid.



I didn't move it. Was it in General Porn?
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Unanswered porn convention questions - 01/22/08 08:26 PM

Pretty sure I started it in the shit list, as that seemed most appropriate for the direction I hoped for the thread.

One of the drunks moderating that forum probably moved it in a fit of rage.
Posted by: TonyMalice

Re: Unanswered porn convention questions - 01/22/08 08:32 PM

Who you calling a drunk? Ok, I'll move it.
Posted by: k1ng

Re: Unanswered porn convention questions - 01/22/08 08:33 PM

I kinda thought it was in the Cage, but I don't really remember.

If it was in the shitlist, it wasn't this drunk that moved it.

Posted by: have2cit

Re: Unanswered porn convention questions - 01/23/08 05:38 AM

Back on topic

1. I want to know if Jeremy Steele was able to find a buyer for that camera.

2. Did Ryan make the show or convention? Did he go Greyhound? Was he able to find lodging at the Motel 6?
Posted by: Jeff Steward

Re: Unanswered porn convention questions - 01/24/08 08:30 AM

I saw Ryan at the show but I never did see Jeremy. I guess cameras without the power cords and batterie packs just dont bring in the big money anymore.
Posted by: Vukmir Vukmir

Re: Unanswered porn convention questions - 01/24/08 09:11 AM

I saw Ceara, but before I could say hello Sullivan whisked her away from the Circle Bar. I guess she is still too young to drink?
Posted by: weeeee

Re: Unanswered porn convention questions - 01/24/08 09:32 AM

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I saw Ceara, but before I could say hello Sullivan whisked her away from the Circle Bar. I guess she is still too young to drink?



Mr. Wank is pretty charming. His idea of buying a lady a drink is handing her a wad of cash and making her wait in line for 30 minutes at the circle bar. I turned 21 like 6 months ago. I just really wanted to see his pimp hat.
Posted by: smutspov

Re: Unanswered porn convention questions - 01/24/08 10:05 AM

Overall, from what I can tell, looks like it was one of the most boring Expos ever. Glad I didn't go. AGAIN.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Unanswered porn convention questions - 01/24/08 12:10 PM

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Mr. Wank is pretty charming. His idea of buying a lady a drink is handing her a wad of cash and making her wait in line for 30 minutes at the circle bar.



I would have thought that you would have preferred being handed a wad cash to a drink ...

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Unanswered porn convention questions - 01/24/08 07:47 PM

Ryan came to the avn booth, but I wouldn't let him in. I took a pic of him outside it, though. It's somewhere.
Posted by: ben

Re: Unanswered porn convention questions - 01/24/08 08:12 PM

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Ryan came to the avn booth, but I wouldn't let him in. I took a pic of him outside it, though. It's somewhere.



Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Unanswered porn convention questions - 01/24/08 08:57 PM

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Ryan came to the avn booth, but I wouldn't let him in. I took a pic of him outside it, though. It's somewhere.



For evidence of stalking?
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Unanswered porn convention questions - 01/24/08 09:04 PM

No, because he started kneeling on the hardwood floor. Evidence of the first time anyone's seen him with wood.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Unanswered porn convention questions - 01/24/08 09:07 PM

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Evidence of the first time anyone's seen him with wood.



Posted by: Willie D

Re: Unanswered porn convention questions - 01/24/08 09:16 PM

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No, because he started kneeling on the hardwood floor. Evidence of the first time anyone's seen him with wood.


If pre-cum babies are smarter and genetically superior than the rest, it must mean Ryan was conceived by a Peter North-style "nine gun salute."
Posted by: Soopergrizz

Re: Unanswered porn convention questions - 01/25/08 09:26 AM

Have you considered the possibility that his mother was a crack-whore?
Posted by: CAPT_MCCLUSKY

Re: Unanswered porn convention questions - 01/25/08 11:30 PM

1) Does anybody under the age of 27 know who these people are?

2) Was this picture taken at the convention or at Madame Tussaud"s Wax Museum?
3) Did anybody party with them and is the girl worth taking a bullet for?
Posted by: Gunker

Re: Unanswered porn convention questions - 01/25/08 11:49 PM

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1) Does anybody under the age of 27 know who these people are?





Henry Rollins' father and his new trophy wife?
Posted by: Gigi

Re: Unanswered porn convention questions - 01/26/08 05:20 AM

amy fisher and her husband. oh, wait, you said someone under the age of 27. my bad. well, parts of me are less than 27. does that count?
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Unanswered porn convention questions - 01/26/08 10:16 AM

What parts?
Posted by: bigmonkeynuts

Re: Unanswered porn convention questions - 01/26/08 11:17 AM

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1) Does anybody under the age of 27 know who these people are?





Henry Rollins' father and his new trophy wife?



thats ric flair
Posted by: RenfieldGyps

Re: Unanswered porn convention questions - 01/26/08 05:14 PM

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amy fisher and her husband. oh, wait, you said someone under the age of 27. my bad. well, parts of me are less than 27. does that count?

Correct.
Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Unanswered porn convention questions - 01/27/08 07:22 AM

Who's the chick with Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat?
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Unanswered porn convention questions - 01/27/08 04:13 PM

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amy fisher and her husband. oh, wait, you said someone under the age of 27. my bad. well, parts of me are less than 27. does that count?

Correct.



Sadly, they have a video out.

Very sadly.

Posted by: Gigi

Re: Unanswered porn convention questions - 01/27/08 04:34 PM

i heard the vid is actually not bad, fwiw, although if i feel like watching some thirtysomething chick fuck her fattish husband, i'll just pop in one of my "own" porns.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Unanswered porn convention questions - 01/27/08 04:44 PM

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i'll just pop in one of my "own" porns.





Now THAT needs to be in my collection!
Posted by: Gigi

Re: Unanswered porn convention questions - 01/28/08 04:42 AM

haha, my most favorite is this blowjob one where at the last minute my husband jacks my head down really hard onto his cock-- without our little cue-thingy that he is "supposed" to do first... i puked and accidentally bit him ( ) and started laughing maniacally (did i jondra that word?) and jumping up and down wearing nothing but white hooker boots, freaking out because of the puke and i swear that at that moment i made tiffany holliday look normal. it belongs on efukt.
Posted by: Willie D

Re: Unanswered porn convention questions - 01/28/08 08:45 AM

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accidentally bit him


... that's an instant classic.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Unanswered porn convention questions - 01/28/08 01:14 PM

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it belongs on efukt.



And a special place in my extensive porn library!!

What's the delay!




You evil tease!




[maniacally is spelled correctly, btw]