Wankus and Mary Carey: Porn's New Power Couple

Posted by: k1ng

Wankus and Mary Carey: Porn's New Power Couple - 10/13/07 10:24 PM

Coming off a recent devastating breakup with fiancee Tyler Faith, Wankus has found a new love and soul mate. Insider sources tell me that their love of drugs and alcohol are what initially brought them together, but their short time together spent feeding their respective addictions only added to the excitement and dependence. Narcotic fueled nights turned into a deep and emotional understanding of each other. Wankus plans on managing Mary's career and stardom and Mary plans on continuing her succession of hot scenes. Recent talks with major players in the valley also reveal that Wankus may get behind the camera to direct some of Mary's feature films. Here are some pictures of the happy couple. Mary eventually donned a bandana to show support of her new beau. Kudos go out to porn's new power couple. Good luck you crazy kids.

















Posted by: Kingfish

Re: Wankus and Mary Carey: Porn's New Power Couple - 10/13/07 10:42 PM

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Wankus plans on managing Mary's career and stardom and Mary plans on continuing her succession of hot scenes.



Here are some pictures of Wankus' previous career piloting efforts for those of you who don't like to read lots of words:


Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Wankus and Mary Carey: Porn's New Power Couple - 10/13/07 11:31 PM

Will Wankydoodledandy sit there and watch Mary fuck that NBA player in her living room while he's trying to watch tv?
Posted by: Stevie Why

Re: Wankus and Mary Carey: Porn's New Power Couple - 10/14/07 01:25 AM

Wow, this is all too funny.

I suggested to Mary she occasionally show up to porn star karaoke to at least suggest to the rest of the porn world she wasn't above "them" and maybe not get so much shit talked on her from other industry people who think she's a cunt. She laughed in my face at the time at the suggestion.

She now takes my advice and shows up with fucking Skeletor himself instead. As they say, you can lead a horse to water, but can't do a fucking thing if it pisses in the stream first.


Posted by: Soopergrizz

Re: Wankus and Mary Carey: Porn's New Power Couple - 10/14/07 08:11 AM



Magic
Posted by: Willie D

Re: Wankus and Mary Carey: Porn's New Power Couple - 10/14/07 09:22 AM

It's the modern-day Gloria Bunker & Meathead.
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: Wankus and Mary Carey: Porn's New Power Couple - 10/14/07 04:20 PM

Oh man i opened this thread hoping there were pics

King you the man
Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Wankus and Mary Carey: Porn's New Power Couple - 10/14/07 07:28 PM

Who is going to wear the do rag in this relationship?
Posted by: loopnode

Re: Wankus and Mary Carey: Porn's New Power Couple - 10/14/07 07:36 PM

Damn she is really ugly.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Wankus and Mary Carey: Porn's New Power Couple - 10/14/07 08:35 PM

Meh, I really think the last one was uglier. Wouldn't fuck either of them, though.
Posted by: Jeff Steward

Re: Wankus and Mary Carey: Porn's New Power Couple - 10/15/07 08:59 AM

These are two of porns most glamorous people alright. No wonder some peoples sales are in the toilet.

Posted by: JRV

Re: Wankus and Mary Carey: Porn's New Power Couple - 10/15/07 10:45 AM

Is that Kirstie Alley?



Posted by: Pornado

Re: Wankus and Mary Carey: Porn's New Power Couple - 10/15/07 11:18 AM

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Is that Kirstie Alley?






Does she have a coke spoon in her nose?
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Wankus and Mary Carey: Porn's New Power Couple - 10/15/07 07:35 PM

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Is that Kirstie Alley?





Which one are you talking about??
Posted by: MoronBoy

Re: Wankus and Mary Carey: Porn's New Power Couple - 10/15/07 07:43 PM

Every passing day, Wankus is starting to look more and more like that dude I see hanging out outside the liquor store that begs me to let him borrow some money. Then when I refuse, he asks how can I do this to him when we used to work together.
Posted by: zenman

Re: Wankus and Mary Carey: Porn's New Power Couple - 10/15/07 07:47 PM

With the drug problems these two worthless slag heaps have they should be called Porn's New Powder Couple.
Posted by: k1ng

Re: Wankus and Mary Carey: Porn's New Power Couple - 10/15/07 08:53 PM

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Porn's New Powder Couple.



damn it, that was pretty good and now I have some self loathing to do for not thinking of it first
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Wankus and Mary Carey: Porn's New Power Couple - 10/15/07 08:55 PM

No pushups??

Posted by: k1ng

Re: Wankus and Mary Carey: Porn's New Power Couple - 10/15/07 08:57 PM

nah. it wasn't that bad of a miss. self loathing will do just fine.
Posted by: The Ghost Is Toast

Re: Wankus and Mary Carey: Porn's New Power Couple - 10/16/07 12:50 AM

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Red handkerchief worn in back left pocket = fisting entusiast

Posted by: Soopergrizz

Re: Wankus and Mary Carey: Porn's New Power Couple - 10/16/07 08:11 AM

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Red handkerchief worn in back left pocket = fisting entusiast





Not necessarily.

Posted by: The Ghost Is Toast

Re: Wankus and Mary Carey: Porn's New Power Couple - 10/16/07 08:58 AM

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Red handkerchief worn in back left pocket = fisting entusiast





Not necessarily.





Cool. How long before jamesn chimes in and asks Jeff to arrange for Wankus to fight a bull...or a whole herd of them?

PS: If there's any Spaniard out there that can convince Lockwood to run the wrong way up the street during the running of the bulls at Pamplona, now is the time to make it happen. If Al Gore can get a Nobel prize then you should be a dead cert, amigo!
Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Wankus and Mary Carey: Porn's New Power Couple - 10/16/07 10:40 AM

Considering Lockwood's advanced sexuality getting him to run in the same direction as the bulls should not be difficult.
Posted by: Conky

Re: Wankus and Mary Carey: Porn's New Power Couple - 10/16/07 11:20 AM

Shit, we're really paddling in the shallow end of the fucking gene pool here people.

I hope these two do get it together, marry and jet off for a wonderful honeymoon which ends in twisted aluminum and the smell of burning jet fuel.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Wankus and Mary Carey: Porn's New Power Couple - 10/16/07 11:27 AM

I love the smell of burning jet fuel in the morning ....

Posted by: BIFF™

Re: Wankus and Mary Carey: Porn's New Power Couple - 10/17/07 02:23 PM

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I love the smell of burning jet fuel in the morning ....





After 3 "acts" your shit is still boring and lame.

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Wankus and Mary Carey: Porn's New Power Couple - 10/17/07 04:29 PM

So, says the ignorant whose only self-worth is the picture in his signature.