Kurt Lockwood is such a little pussy

Posted by: jamitinjp

Kurt Lockwood is such a little pussy - 03/01/07 01:35 PM

sorry but this calls for a new thread. Kurt Lockwood needs to get knocked the fuck out. He is such a fag. I will pay anyone $1000 cash to knock him out and get it on video.
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Kurt Lockwood is such a little pussy - 03/01/07 01:55 PM

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sorry but this calls for a new thread. Kurt Lockwood needs to get knocked the fuck out. He is such a fag. I will pay anyone $1000 cash to knock him out and get it on video.



Oh no you don't- if someone does it you're going to tell them to collect the 1000 from fishbein. I ain't playing it that way.
Posted by: John Floofin

Re: Kurt Lockwood is such a little pussy - 03/01/07 02:10 PM

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Oh no you don't- if someone does it you're going to tell them to collect the 1000 from fishbein. I ain't playing it that way.




Kurt struts around like a little banny rooster . . .


Someone over in Hollyweird buy Gram a drink for me.
Posted by: jamitinjp

Re: Kurt Lockwood is such a little pussy - 03/01/07 02:10 PM

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sorry but this calls for a new thread. Kurt Lockwood needs to get knocked the fuck out. He is such a fag. I will pay anyone $1000 cash to knock him out and get it on video.



Oh no you don't- if someone does it you're going to tell them to collect the 1000 from fishbein. I ain't playing it that way.



Rats! Foiled again!
Posted by: Willie D

Re: Kurt Lockwood is such a little pussy - 03/01/07 03:40 PM

Well, well, Steve Fitzgerald has finally lost the three remaining dendrites knocking around in his dome. What a fucking idiot. Ponante is the one person in porn that no one wants to beat up. Let's establish a baseline of Skirt Lockwood's human inedptitude:

1. Steven is a roidhead. You don't age 36 years and look like he does without some chemical intervention. I'll stipulate the dude is in shape, but you gotta wonder if Steven has more lasix in his veins than actual blood plasma.

2. Steven's stock is going down. I know of at least three directors who have said they don't want to use him as talent any more. He accosted one of them at AEE and tried to explain how, just because he liked to have things stuck up his ass, he wan't gay. Ermm...yeah, right Steve.

3. Steve probably abuses drugs. We have photographic proof he illegly uses the hippie lettuce. And you don't sit up wide awake at 2:00 a.m. and write 1,200-word messages on myspace to yours truly without being on some strong stimulants like fifteen No-Doz or a meth flake or two. No Steve, I am not going to print your rants here. You don't get the free attention.

4. 5 to 1 chance Steve got rid of the Labrador is because it was chasing all the gerbils away. The question is, how will Steve like his new lover, named Bubba and doing 25 to life for assault with a deadly weapon, in jail?

As Bornyo has said, I feel like we XPT'ers, with the exception of faggo rogers and pornactorforhire, have done yeoman's work in calling out this delusional douchebag for the faggy, crackhead, roid rager that he is.

And Steve, if you wanna fight, name a time and place. I'm going on 28 years of hockey now. I'm Irish, and you'll have to knife me before I'm done kicking your short ass. I s'pose it's time for Steven to break out with his "I'M GONNA GO FUCK LUSCIOUS LOPEZ" responses. I hope so...she likes trannies too.
Posted by: DuckHunt

Re: Kurt Lockwood is such a little pussy - 03/01/07 04:12 PM

So Lockwood finally loses it. What a little man. And I mean that in every sense of the word.

Watch the video
Posted by: *L*G*

Re: Kurt Lockwood is such a little pussy - 03/01/07 04:22 PM

kurt- the next britney spears

duke- the next perez hilton
Posted by: lance69

Re: Kurt Lockwood is such a little pussy - 03/01/07 08:57 PM

Ok I know nothing about this guy, but seriously, does he ever wear a shirt? Every news article or pic he's in he's always shirtless. He's starting to remind me of Randy from the Trailer park Boys. I know it's LA and it's hot but come on...
Posted by: The Ghost Is Toast

Re: Kurt Lockwood is such a little pussy - 03/02/07 01:31 AM

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4. 5 to 1 chance Steve got rid of the Labrador is because it was chasing all the gerbils away.



This is comedy gold right here!
Posted by: *L*G*

Re: Kurt Lockwood is such a little pussy - 03/02/07 04:14 AM

maybe kurt have depresion because his lover dies
Posted by: Macho Kiljoy

Re: Kurt Lockwood is such a little pussy - 03/02/07 07:58 AM

I thought Skurt claimed he was rolling in dough. What the fuck is he driving? Looks like something a 36 year old woman would.......Oh, now I get it.
Posted by: Darth

Re: Kurt Lockwood is such a little pussy - 03/02/07 08:38 AM

You guys have totally screwed up Kurt's six figure deal with SexZ Pictures. Now he has to drive a Kia station wagon with big rims on it. With this new outburst of epic proportions who would want that liability?
Posted by: Conky

Re: Kurt Lockwood is such a little pussy - 03/02/07 09:01 AM

Interestingly, Gene Ross has completely avoided running anything about Kurt's altercation with Gram.

Gene covers a lot of SexZ stuff. Hmm.
Posted by: DuckHunt

Re: Kurt Lockwood is such a little pussy - 03/02/07 09:24 AM

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Interestingly, Gene Ross has completely avoided running anything about Kurt's altercation with Gram.

Gene covers a lot of SexZ stuff. Hmm.



As Guapo would say "a nigga gotta get paid."

You made a point though, where are the rest of the porn bloggers? I would even go so far as to say it's newsworthy for AVN. They can skip running the press release about Jenna taking a dump or for the newest Vivid comp for one day.

Posted by: *L*G*

Re: Kurt Lockwood is such a little pussy - 03/02/07 09:33 AM

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I thought Skurt claimed he was rolling in dough. What the fuck is he driving? Looks like something a 36 year old woman would.......Oh, now I get it.


gram says was a rental Murano


soccermom mobile
Posted by: Darth

Re: Kurt Lockwood is such a little pussy - 03/02/07 09:42 AM

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Interestingly, Gene Ross has completely avoided running anything about Kurt's altercation with Gram.

Gene covers a lot of SexZ stuff. Hmm.



It is possible Gene has accepted a payoff from Kurt or he is afraid he is going to take his shirt off to push him and expose his pot belly.

Posted by: *L*G*

Re: Kurt Lockwood is such a little pussy - 03/02/07 10:28 AM

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Interestingly, Gene Ross has completely avoided running anything about Kurt's altercation with Gram.

Gene covers a lot of SexZ stuff. Hmm.



It is possible Gene has accepted a payoff from Kurt or he is afraid he is going to take his shirt off to push him and expose his pot belly.




you know, porn gossipers


Posted by: DuckHunt

Gram's side of the story is up - 03/02/07 04:58 PM

http://www.gramponante.com/2007/03/mug-shot.html

"Thursday, March 01, 2007
Mug shot
So I was walking to work with my laptop bag and my coffee this morning at about 11:30. Today's job was covering a porn shoot.

The director Jennifer James was talking with the performer Kurt Lockwood, who was sitting in a white rental Murano in the middle of Willow Street in downtown Los Angeles.

I was there to attend the filming of James' effort for the new company Egoist Entertainment.

Lockwood spotted me as I was about to walk into the filming location at 1317 Willow.

"Hey motherfucker," he said.

Since my best friends call me a motherfucker from time to time, I felt no threat. I approached the car and said, "How's it going?"

"Oh, don't tell me you don't know who I am," he said. "You called me a fag. You guys got the balls to call me one to my face?"

I've never called Lockwood a fag, but he was probably thinking of other people who may have had occasion to write about him.

I certainly have written about Lockwood, and not all of it has been positive. Some of it, in fact, has been ridiculous. I can only write about how his "Kurt Lockwood" persona appears.

Anyway, it quickly became clear that Lockwood was angry.

"When did I call you a fag?" I asked.

"Try to spin this now, motherfucker! Call me a fag now!" he said, getting out of the car.

"Do you know who I am?" I asked, meaning Do you have me confused with someone who actually called you a fag?

Jennifer James was murmuring, "Now guys - "

He got out of his car and into my face. He was wearing sunglasses.

"I never called you a fag..." I said, realizing that wasn't the point, anyway.

"Oh, you're going to deny it now?" he said, shoving me.

No one has physically assaulted me since ninth grade. I thought of putting down my bag and my coffee, because he was making a show of taking his shirt off. I decided to keep my bag and just throw coffee at him.

Useless. He was still shoving. A small crowd gathered. I thought, "If he takes a swing, I'll put my bag down."

But he didn't. More shoving. More ridiculous. But ridiculous in a dangerous way, and I was still stuck with the question of whether or not to put my bag down and engage in this. Who would take my bag and keep it from being run over in the road? The people not stopping the fight?

My coffee was almost gone. I kept lightly throwing it in Lockwood's face, but then I knocked his glasses off with the cup, and broke my thermos that I got for Christmas. On the drive over, I'd been thinking about how much I liked this thermos and how I hadn't thanked my sister for it. Now if she asks me I'll have to say, "You know that web page you read at least once a week but act like I can't track your IP address in my stats? You'll find the whole story in there."

Don't get me wrong - I continue to have a nice bruise on my chest where Lockwood shoved me. But all through the altercation I was, in fact, thinking about what I'd write about it.

We were holding up traffic. A van honked and the occupant yelled something at Lockwood. Lockwood turned on the passenger. The show was over.

This provided a seque. A man in black walked over to me wearing a black cowboy hat. He introduced himself as the owner of the production company that had hired James, Egoist Entertainment. I was escorted into the building. In addition to the people on the street, people had been lined up against the windows on the second floor, watching.

I wondered why no one had made a move to break up the fracas, but then I wondered if everyone thought that this sort of thing just blows over. Someone inside told me that the reason James was outside talking with Lockwood was that Lockwood had threatened the building manager earlier (something about Lockwood not being allowed to bring his dog on the set).

In that the police were not called immediately and Lockwood ejected for the earlier threat, I wondered if people didn't take the dude seriously. Is he the way he is because he feels people don't take him seriously?

I took Lockwood seriously. Before, I thought his various outbursts had some calculation to them, but now I thought he was insane, or off his meds. I take people like that very seriously.

Inside, people were subdued. The American actor James Bartholet rehearsed a scene with Sunny Lane. Luke Ford announced he had taken video of the assault, but I asked him not to post it.

"Why?" he asked.

"Just don't post it. I will be angry with you if you do."

Luke Ford, of course, posted it almost immediately, and I may end up thanking him for providing documentary evidence. Stranger things have happened.

Jennifer James asked for a word with me. We sat down. At this point I had heard about Lockwood's threat against the building manager and naturally assumed that Lockwood would be sent home, just for the well-being of the cast and crew.

"Gram, you were the first person to do a comprehensive interview with me," James said (it was in XBiz). "And I hope there's something I can do to make this up to you. But I'm going to have to ask you to leave."

The cowboy hat guy and the production manager arrived.

"This is our first production," Cowboy Hat said, "and we can't just replace people that fast, and he (Lockwood) was already an hour late," he said. He said that when he produced mainstream commercials, he could replace people really quickly, but he was learning that porn was different.

"So he assaulted me but you're asking me to leave?" I asked. I just wanted to make sure.

"Well, I mean, you say you didn't say something but he says you did..." James said.

"It's like 'He Said, She Said'," Cowboy Hat offered. (I noticed at this point that people were shying from the fact of their presence at the melee.)

I mentioned that whatever I said or didn't say had nothing to do with the fact that Kurt Lockwood assaulted me. Did I punch XBiz when they added a "self-proclaimed" before describing me as America's Beloved Porn Journalist? No I did not.

But I saw their point: if the performers had already showed up (which is half the battle in porn), and the location and crew had already been rented, then it was really important to keep Lockwood rather than send him home or call the police. In this industry, people live on razor-thin margins. Cancelling a shoot day is very expensive.

They told me that Lockwood had to be somewhere at 5 p.m. so could I come back?

Cowboy Hat also offered me dinner.

I had asked for an escort to my car ("somebody really classy," I said. "If she thinks she's a hooker, then she is a hooker"), because I thought that anyone who would pick a fight in the street for something that didn't happen might also aim a car at me.

The production manager walked me out, but Lockwood was already in the building. Inside that building, among peers who felt they had no other choice, Lockwood was being taken seriously.

So that's how I'm spinning it."


Posted by: pornlaw

Re: Gram's side of the story is up - 03/03/07 11:13 AM

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Someone inside told me that the reason James was outside talking with Lockwood was that Lockwood had threatened the building manager earlier (something about Lockwood not being allowed to bring his dog on the set).




I didnt let him bring the dog into the PrimeTimeUncensonored studios as well. He was on Tuesday night with James Bartholet and tried to bring that Lab in.

Michael
PrimeTimeUncensored.com
Posted by: Conky

Re: Gram's side of the story is up - 03/03/07 11:19 AM

Come on, Michael, you can't take all the credit here for pushing Kurt to the edge of reason.

JimmyD has an interesting take on the subject at his site, SimplyJimmyd.com:

"Regarding a completely different matter, here’s my take on the Kurt Lockwood/Gram Ponante altercation. First off, Lockwood, it’s reported, was an hour late for his call time. He then, it’s also reported, proceeded to piss off the studio location’s owner and was asked to leave the premises. It’s still further reported that he (Lockwood) assaulted Gram Ponante–an invited journalist there to cover Egoist Entertainment’s shoot–over some alleged cyber-gossip-reporting by America’s beloved porn journalist, Mr. G. Ponante.

As a result, the producers asked Gram to leave.

Justice aside, let’s look at it from a purely business point-of-view:

1. Lockwood put Egoist’s production in jeopardy on a number of counts.

2. How many pieces will Lockwood’s participation in the production sell? None, maybe? How many pieces will Ponante’s reporting, assuming it’s favorable, sell? More than none, maybe?

3. How difficult is it to replace a cast member in a porn production? Easy enough. After all, it’s done almost every freakin’ day. How easy is it to replace favorable reporting, setting one production apart from the many that take place everyday? Not as easy as replacing a meatpuppet."
Posted by: Darth

Re: Gram's side of the story is up - 03/03/07 12:34 PM

Gram, press charges!!! Take photos of the chest bruises. If you don't, Justin Slayer or Jake might consider pushing you around on a porn set.
Posted by: DuckHunt

Re: Kurt Lockwood is such a little pussy - 03/03/07 03:36 PM

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Interestingly, Gene Ross has completely avoided running anything about Kurt's altercation with Gram.

Gene covers a lot of SexZ stuff. Hmm.



He has it up:

http://www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=21703

No commentary by Gene, though.
Posted by: Conky

Re: Kurt Lockwood is such a little pussy - 03/03/07 03:43 PM

Yes, and it only took him two days. Even Tara the Cookie Monster was faster, and she uses a dialing wand to type.
Posted by: smutspov

Re: Kurt Lockwood is such a little pussy - 03/04/07 09:38 AM

Why won't any of these pussies stand up to Lockwood because if he wants to fight somebody should knock him the fuck out. My weapon of choice is easy to conceal, so I'm always prepared for special moments like these in case any loudmouth wants to dance....
Posted by: Calvin

Re: Kurt Lockwood is such a little pussy - 03/08/07 05:12 PM

Be careful, According to Luke, calling Kurt the "F" word will get you blackballed:

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LOS ANGELES, March 3 — Three of the leading candidates for Playboy TV's American Sex Idol on Saturday denounced one of their industry’s best-known commentators for using an antigay epithet on actor Kurt Lockwood.

Speaking at the XBiz Political Action Conference before an overflow crowd on Friday, Mr. Gram Ponante said, “I was going to have a few comments on Kurt Lockwood, but it turns out you have to go into rehab if you use the word ‘faggot,’ so I — so kind of an impasse, can’t really talk about Lockwood.”

“Kurt was singled out for a personal attack because the porn blogging establishment knows he poses the greatest threat to their power,” said Sex Z Pictures owner Bo Kenney. “Since they have nothing real to use against him, Ponante’s resorting to the classic right-wing strategy of riling up hate to smear a progressive champion.”

Mr. Ponante, asked for a reaction to the criticism, said in an e-mail message: “C’mon, it was a joke. I would never insult gays by suggesting that they are like Kurt Lockwood. That would be mean.”

Mags Drop Ponante Column After Lockwood Slur

NEW YORK (Reuters) - Three magazines said this week they will drop Gram Ponante's column after the conservative author referred to American Sex Idol candidate Kurt Lockwood as a ``faggot.''

Adult Video News in Chatsworth, Hustler magazine in Beverly Hills and Adam Film World in Los Angeles said they would stop running Ponante's syndicated column because of the comment he made last week.

``We will not continue to publish the columns of someone who uses people as a punch line to get a cheap laugh and who so freely uses an offensive term to describe another human being,'' Hustler Editor Bruce David wrote.

AVN's editorial board said it would halt the column following Ponante's ``crude characterization of Kurt Lockwood as a homosexual.''



It took me a minute to realize Luke is just funning with the recent Ann Coulter snafu. He really needs to learn to mark his satire as such. I mean, if porn people couldn't call each other faggots anymore, they would quickly run out of things to say to each other. Not that this would necessarily be a bad thing.
Posted by: MoronBoy

Re: Kurt Lockwood is such a little pussy - 03/08/07 05:18 PM

deleted because Calvin changed his post while I was composing mine
Posted by: *L*G*

Re: Kurt Lockwood is such a little pussy - 03/08/07 05:36 PM

gay gay gay


mora gayness
Posted by: k1ng

Re: Kurt Lockwood is such a little pussy - 03/08/07 06:38 PM

Luke sometimes doesn't mark or identify when his quotation of a person ends and his personal remarks/opinions begin. That sometimes fucks me up cause I'll read something thinking it's by the person he's quoting when it's actually his comment.
Posted by: Calvin

Re: Kurt Lockwood is such a little pussy - 03/08/07 07:47 PM

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deleted because Calvin changed his post while I was composing mine




Sorry, I just felt stupid for not seeing that the whole thing was a parody. The problem is that the first bit, with Gram speaking at the award ceremony, could have been true ... Gram could have been mocking the Coulter speech, and it would have been hilarious if he had. So my BS detector switched off for a minute and the absurdity of Hustler dropping his column didn't register until I read my post.

Yeah, Luke is playing pretty fast and loose with quotes and differentiating his comments from the person he is allegedly quoting. I think this gives him a bit of an out if he gets called on something.
Posted by: smutspov

Re: Kurt Lockwood is such a little pussy - 03/08/07 08:21 PM

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``We will not continue to publish the columns of someone who uses people as a punch line to get a cheap laugh and who so freely uses an offensive term to describe another human being,'' Hustler Editor Bruce David wrote.



Wtf? Is this for real? Hustler magazine used to be the patron saint of tasteless punch lines and cheap laughs in print. Since the editor's name is Bruce, I guess it's published for fags now, not surprising with it's history of blatant misogyny.



Posted by: J.B.

Re: Kurt Lockwood is such a little pussy - 03/08/07 08:25 PM

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Wtf? Is this for real?


No. See above.
Posted by: Calvin

Re: Kurt Lockwood is such a little pussy - 03/08/07 08:35 PM

Well I feel a little better

I try to adhere to the 5-15 rule. Read at least the previous 5 days of the thread, or the most recent 15 posts, before asking things like "Wait, what is this with Kurt Lockwood?" or "Why is everyone mad at Fatman?" or "What happened to Phlogiston?"
Posted by: MoronBoy

Re: Kurt Lockwood is such a little pussy - 03/08/07 08:36 PM

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Sorry, I just felt stupid for not seeing that the whole thing was a parody.



Don't worry too much about it. Looks like someone else didn't see the parody in it either.

Click Me
Posted by: Calvin

Re: Kurt Lockwood is such a little pussy - 03/08/07 08:41 PM

For the record, here is the original Washington Post story:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/03/07/AR2007030702054.html

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NEW YORK (Reuters) - Three newspapers said this week they will drop Ann Coulter's column after the conservative author referred to U.S. Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards as a "faggot."

The Mountain Press in Sevierville, Tennessee, The Oakland Press in Michigan and the Lancaster New Era in Pennsylvania said they would stop running Coulter's syndicated column because of the comment she made last week.

Republicans and Democrats have lambasted Coulter for using the gay slur in reference to Edwards, a former U.S. senator, during a speech March 2 at the American Conservative Union's Political Action Conference.

"We will not continue to publish the columns of someone who uses people as a punch line to get a cheap laugh and who so freely uses an offensive term to describe another human being," Mountain Press Editor Stan Voit wrote

Posted by: Conky

Re: Kurt Lockwood is such a little pussy - 08/14/07 01:15 PM

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Posted by: KurtLockwood

Re: Kurt Lockwood is such a little pussy - 08/14/07 06:53 PM

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Where's all the bigmouths who posted in here now? I've been over at the other thread for days and they all run and hide like cockroaches. Maybe I should take a page from the Gram Ponante playbook and report XPT for posting death threats, and murder fantasies about me and the lovely one in this thread where someone put a price on my head. You listening, Jeff?
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Kurt Lockwood is such a little pussy - 08/14/07 07:25 PM

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Where's all the bigmouths who posted in here now? I've been over at the other thread for days and they all run and hide like cockroaches. Maybe I should take a page from the Gram Ponante playbook and report XPT for posting death threats, and murder fantasies about me and the lovely one in this thread where someone put a price on my head. You listening, Jeff?



Posted by: smutspov

Re: Kurt Lockwood is such a little pussy - 08/14/07 08:42 PM

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Where's all the bigmouths who posted in here now? I've been over at the other thread for days and they all run and hide like cockroaches. Maybe I should take a page from the Gram Ponante playbook and report XPT for posting death threats, and murder fantasies about me and the lovely one in this thread where someone put a price on my head. You listening, Jeff?



Nobody's really listening to you Kurt. You're already taking a page right out of the Sammura playbook. Who are you going to call, ghost busters? They'd laugh at you like we all do. The only price on your worthless head is how much you charge. Here's an avatar pic for you to use while you're here

Posted by: BIFF™

Re: Kurt Lockwood is such a little pussy - 08/15/07 05:31 AM

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Where's all the bigmouths who posted in here now? I've been over at the other thread for days and they all run and hide like cockroaches. Maybe I should take a page from the Gram Ponante playbook and report XPT for posting death threats, and murder fantasies about me and the lovely one in this thread where someone put a price on my head. You listening, Jeff?



Dwarf bitch.

Posted by: Jeff Steward

Re: Kurt Lockwood is such a little pussy - 08/15/07 09:16 AM

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Maybe I should take a page from the Gram Ponante playbook and report XPT for posting death threats, and murder fantasies about me and the lovely one in this thread where someone put a price on my head. You listening, Jeff?



Do it. Like I give a fuck.
Posted by: KurtLockwood

Re: Kurt Lockwood is such a little pussy - 08/15/07 09:23 AM

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Maybe I should take a page from the Gram Ponante playbook and report XPT for posting death threats, and murder fantasies about me and the lovely one in this thread where someone put a price on my head. You listening, Jeff?



Do it. Like I give a fuck.




Hmm, you've allowed death threats, murder fantasies and a price put on my head on a website you own. I don't think you're lawyer friends on this board would be advising you to be so cavalier in your disregard for what obvious criminal and civil lawsuits this opens you up to. Hell, I could end up owning JM, myself, by the time this is all over with... Of course that would make me
Posted by: KurtLockwood

Re: Kurt Lockwood is such a little pussy - 08/15/07 09:23 AM

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Where's all the bigmouths who posted in here now? I've been over at the other thread for days and they all run and hide like cockroaches. Maybe I should take a page from the Gram Ponante playbook and report XPT for posting death threats, and murder fantasies about me and the lovely one in this thread where someone put a price on my head. You listening, Jeff?







Wow, a string of cartoons. You really got me.
Posted by: KurtLockwood

Re: Kurt Lockwood is such a little pussy - 08/15/07 09:26 AM



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Where's all the bigmouths who posted in here now? I've been over at the other thread for days and they all run and hide like cockroaches. Maybe I should take a page from the Gram Ponante playbook and report XPT for posting death threats, and murder fantasies about me and the lovely one in this thread where someone put a price on my head. You listening, Jeff?



Nobody's really listening to you Kurt. You're already taking a page right out of the Sammura playbook. Who are you going to call, ghost busters? They'd laugh at you like we all do. The only price on your worthless head is how much you charge. Here's an avatar pic for you to use while you're here





When will you douchebags learn, you can't hurt me with this pic. I set it up! Ask Todd Todd and go look at the myspace comments it has with it if you think it bothers me. Go ahead waste more of your value-less time.
Posted by: KurtLockwood

Re: Kurt Lockwood is such a little pussy - 08/15/07 09:27 AM

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Where's all the bigmouths who posted in here now? I've been over at the other thread for days and they all run and hide like cockroaches. Maybe I should take a page from the Gram Ponante playbook and report XPT for posting death threats, and murder fantasies about me and the lovely one in this thread where someone put a price on my head. You listening, Jeff?



Dwarf bitch.





How long did that take you to do whoever made it? Do you douchebags have NO LIVES at all? And you are actually PROUD of that. Just stew in your hate, asshole.
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Kurt Lockwood is such a little pussy - 08/15/07 09:32 AM

Douchenozzle, you say shit about people having no life, but there's multiple posts in a row from you all over the boards and has been for a few days now.

I also believe you caused the staph infection in the vagina of Mia Rose.
Posted by: KurtLockwood

Re: Kurt Lockwood is such a little pussy - 08/15/07 09:38 AM

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Douchenozzle, you say shit about people having no life, but there's multiple posts in a row from you all over the boards and has been for a few days now.

I also believe you caused the staph infection in the vagina of Mia Rose.



Yep, and I've also been giving a clear itinerary of my days so that haters like you when you bring up this point can see that where I've made time in between Vegas, gym, going to the bar, and yes, working. What's the matter? Would you like to me to go away so that you can bash me without comebacks again? Sorry. We're doing this now "For good and all," motherfuckers. And as for Mia, sorry, I don't work with girls who lie about their staph infections. She and I have NEVER fucked sorry to bust your bubble, you ignorant fuck. Anyway, off to fuck Lake Russell for Naughty America.
Posted by: smutspov

Re: Kurt Lockwood is such a little pussy - 08/15/07 09:49 AM

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When will you douchebags learn, you can't hurt me with this pic. I set it up! Ask Todd Todd and go look at the myspace comments it has with it if you think it bothers me. Go ahead waste more of your value-less time.



Ok Skurt, if you had any common sense you'd be embarassed, but since you're so proud of it, use it as your avatar.

Posted by: Jeff Steward

Re: Kurt Lockwood is such a little pussy - 08/15/07 10:12 AM

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When will you douchebags learn, you can't hurt me with this pic. I set it up! Ask Todd Todd and go look at the myspace comments it has with it if you think it bothers me. Go ahead waste more of your value-less time.



Ok Skurt, if you had any common sense you'd be embarassed, but since you're so proud of it, use it as your avatar.





Do it dude. That would be really fucking funny.
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Kurt Lockwood is such a little pussy - 08/15/07 10:52 AM

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Douchenozzle, you say shit about people having no life, but there's multiple posts in a row from you all over the boards and has been for a few days now.

I also believe you caused the staph infection in the vagina of Mia Rose.



Yep, and I've also been giving a clear itinerary of my days so that haters like you when you bring up this point can see that where I've made time in between Vegas, gym, going to the bar, and yes, working. What's the matter? Would you like to me to go away so that you can bash me without comebacks again? Sorry. We're doing this now "For good and all," motherfuckers. And as for Mia, sorry, I don't work with girls who lie about their staph infections. She and I have NEVER fucked sorry to bust your bubble, you ignorant fuck. Anyway, off to fuck Lake Russell for Naughty America.



You broke out your bottle of Rohypnol and used them on her, then stuck it in when she was out. That's how she got it.

You probably got it from a dirty dildo.
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Re: Kurt Lockwood is such a little pussy - 08/15/07 01:32 PM

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Douchenozzle, you say shit about people having no life, but there's multiple posts in a row from you all over the boards and has been for a few days now.

I also believe you caused the staph infection in the vagina of Mia Rose.



Yep, and I've also been giving a clear itinerary of my days so that haters like you when you bring up this point can see that where I've made time in between Vegas, gym, going to the bar, and yes, working. What's the matter? Would you like to me to go away so that you can bash me without comebacks again? Sorry. We're doing this now "For good and all," motherfuckers. And as for Mia, sorry, I don't work with girls who lie about their staph infections. She and I have NEVER fucked sorry to bust your bubble, you ignorant fuck. Anyway, off to fuck Lake Russell for Naughty America.



You broke out your bottle of Rohypnol and used them on her, then stuck it in when she was out. That's how she got it.

You probably got it from a dirty dildo.



Yawn. Is the best you retarded losers got?
Posted by: warp_speed

Re: Kurt Lockwood is such a little pussy - 08/15/07 01:34 PM

Yeah, Kurt, we're all afraid of your UFC buddies!
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Re: Kurt Lockwood is such a little pussy - 08/15/07 02:09 PM

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Where do you live tough guy? All big and bad on the net, right, but the biggest pussies of all post right here at xpt. Where do you live 'bad-ass?' Or are you too chickenshit?
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Re: Kurt Lockwood is such a little pussy - 08/15/07 02:11 PM

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Yeah, Kurt, we're all afraid of your UFC buddies!



Where do you live tough guy? All big and bad on the net, right, but the biggest pussies of all post right here at xpt. Where do you live 'bad-ass?' Or are you too chickenshit?



You are the one who keeps talking about your big bad fighter friends. You are the one who keeps asking me where I live. You are the one who keeps making threats against me. How did I become the internet tough guy?
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Re: Kurt Lockwood is such a little pussy - 08/15/07 02:25 PM

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Where do you live tough guy? All big and bad on the net, right, but the biggest pussies of all post right here at xpt. Where do you live 'bad-ass?' Or are you too chickenshit?



You are the one who keeps talking about your big bad fighter friends. You are the one who keeps asking me where I live. You are the one who keeps making threats against me. How did I become the internet tough guy?



Because you wanna say shit that you would never say to my face. How fucking retarded are you, you swedish fuck? Btw, have you ever seen the "Swedish Chef" character on the muppets? Swedes
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Re: Kurt Lockwood is such a little pussy - 08/15/07 02:28 PM

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Where do you live tough guy? All big and bad on the net, right, but the biggest pussies of all post right here at xpt. Where do you live 'bad-ass?' Or are you too chickenshit?



You are the one who keeps talking about your big bad fighter friends. You are the one who keeps asking me where I live. You are the one who keeps making threats against me. How did I become the internet tough guy?



Because you wanna say shit that you would never say to my face. How fucking retarded are you, you swedish fuck? Btw, have you ever seen the "Swedish Chef" character on the muppets? Swedes



Yes, I have seen him. Just to amuse you, here's a link to the homepage of the swedish chef that served as inspiration for the muppet character.

http://www.kuprik.se/
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: Kurt Lockwood is such a little pussy - 08/15/07 02:30 PM

Kurt-what are those tats on your arms?
Posted by: KurtLockwood

Re: Kurt Lockwood is such a little pussy - 08/15/07 02:32 PM

Lol. That's how we American see you stupid swedes. Neutral during WWII, huh? Yeah, six million jews dead. No need to get involved in the fight there. You chickenshit Swedes were Hitler's lapdogs, weren't ya? If it weren't for the U.S. you cowardsly swedes would all be singing, "Deutschland Uber Alles," haha. We'll fuck your blonde chix, tho, haha, asshole.
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Re: Kurt Lockwood is such a little pussy - 08/15/07 02:34 PM

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Lol. That's how we American see you stupid swedes. Neutral during WWII, huh? Yeah, six million jews dead. No need to get involved in the fight there. You chickenshit Swedes were Hitler's lapdogs, weren't ya? If it weren't for the U.S. you cowardsly swedes would all be singing, "Deutschland Uber Alles," haha. We'll fuck your blonde chix, tho, haha, asshole.



I literary laughed out loud when I read that. By the way, I though a guy that says he's into liberal politics would favor a country such as Sweden before the more conservative united states? I'm the other way around when it comes to politics and I would much rather live in the US than here.
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Re: Kurt Lockwood is such a little pussy - 08/15/07 02:35 PM

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Dragon, Phoenix, My grandfather's navy anchor from WWII, Cheetah (from the Iggy and Stooges lyric, "Streetwalkin' cheetah with a heart full of napalm), Fleur De Lis, Man's Ruin, Santa Fe "Hellbound" Train, Blackhole Sun, tribal piece.
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Re: Kurt Lockwood is such a little pussy - 08/15/07 02:37 PM

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Lol. That's how we American see you stupid swedes. Neutral during WWII, huh? Yeah, six million jews dead. No need to get involved in the fight there. You chickenshit Swedes were Hitler's lapdogs, weren't ya? If it weren't for the U.S. you cowardsly swedes would all be singing, "Deutschland Uber Alles," haha. We'll fuck your blonde chix, tho, haha, asshole.



I literary laughed out loud when I read that. By the way, I though a guy that says he's into liberal politics would favor a country such as Sweden before the more conservative united states? I'm the other way around when it comes to politics and I would much rather live in the US than here.



Nice to disavow YOUR OWN COUNTRY like that douchebag. God, are there ANY redeemable qualities to you at all?
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Re: Kurt Lockwood is such a little pussy - 08/15/07 02:38 PM

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Lol. That's how we American see you stupid swedes. Neutral during WWII, huh? Yeah, six million jews dead. No need to get involved in the fight there. You chickenshit Swedes were Hitler's lapdogs, weren't ya? If it weren't for the U.S. you cowardsly swedes would all be singing, "Deutschland Uber Alles," haha. We'll fuck your blonde chix, tho, haha, asshole.



I literary laughed out loud when I read that. By the way, I though a guy that says he's into liberal politics would favor a country such as Sweden before the more conservative united states? I'm the other way around when it comes to politics and I would much rather live in the US than here.



Nice to disavow YOUR OWN COUNTRY like that douchebag. God, are there ANY redeemable qualities to you at all?



Very few. I certainly don't prescribe to patriotic dogmatism over individual values. Do you?