You know you've made it when...

Posted by: Conky

You know you've made it when... - 01/07/07 09:49 AM

NY Mag.com takes an interest in your fucking diet.

Seriously, this is a gripping insight into what makes Joanna 'Queen of Alt Porn' Angel tick. Damn. Eon must be pissed. I always thought the title Queen of Alt Porn was his for the taking.

Interestingly, at no point does Joanna discuss her main nutritional supplement: congealed cum.
Posted by: jamesn

Re: You know you've made it when... - 01/07/07 09:57 AM

she looks like a vagrant, how would anyone discern her from another vagrant. tell her to dye her hair and get a boobjob so she's whored-out we know she's a whore. otherwise she's just emo and from brooklynn.
Posted by: c62

Re: You know you've made it when... - 01/07/07 10:15 AM

nymag.com must be desperate for content. That'll put you to . The diet of a porn whore? They didn't cover her diet before an anal scene.
Posted by: Conky

Re: You know you've made it when... - 01/07/07 10:16 AM

If I was working with her, I'd be stoked at the idea of her having stinking onion breath. yeah, that would make my day.
Posted by: Willie D

Re: You know you've made it when... - 01/07/07 01:00 PM

She has zero body tone. She might be slender from all the alt.meth.parties she attends, but a diet of swiss cheese would make Dirty Harry barf.
Posted by: Conky

Re: You know you've made it when... - 01/07/07 01:08 PM

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She has zero body tone. She might be slender from all the alt.meth.parties she attends, but a diet of swiss cheese would make Dirty Harry barf.



Inspector Callahan preferred hot dogs. Never managed to finish one as far as I can remember. That was his diet tip: eat two bites, throw dog away and throw down.

As opposed to the porn diet: eat one bite, throw up.
Posted by: Willie D

Re: You know you've made it when... - 01/07/07 01:43 PM

I was thinking of Talon & PTR's uncle Dirty Harry, the "Izzy from Miami Vice of Porn." I suppose it would fit in either case.


She's a disgrace to Jews everywhere. I e-mailed Sarah Silverman to make sure she knocks Joe-Anna on her new Comedy Central show.
Posted by: Conky

Re: You know you've made it when... - 01/07/07 01:47 PM

Sorry, Wille. My bad. I'm so used to you throwing movie references in there, I dismissed porn for a second!
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: You know you've made it when... - 01/07/07 05:50 PM

I applaud anyone with a normal appetite and non-obsessive relationship with perfection. Must be nice. Joanna's 'aight by me.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: You know you've made it when... - 01/07/07 06:01 PM

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Inspector Callahan preferred hot dogs. Never managed to finish one as far as I can remember. That was his diet tip: eat two bites, throw dog away and throw down.



How odd for a MALE to resort to chew/spit. Not saying it doesn't happen, though.

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As opposed to the porn diet: eat one bite, throw up.



Wrong. Most (note, I said most) porn girls don't have eating disorders. They starve for anal scenes then pig out on anything they want without purging. Then there are some girls naturally thin due to youth, some due to meth induced loss of appetite.
Posted by: Conky

Re: You know you've made it when... - 01/08/07 09:30 AM

I was kidding, Gia. I've sat and paid for meals in that Chinese restaurant in the Venetian and paled at the amount some girls can consume.

From then on, I only took girls who were doing anal scenes the next day to dinner.
Posted by: pornloser

Re: You know you've made it when... - 01/09/07 10:10 AM

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I was kidding, Gia. I've sat and paid for meals in that Chinese restaurant in the Venetian and paled at the amount some girls can consume.

From then on, I only took girls who were doing anal scenes the next day to dinner.



yeah they can really put it away at the panda express in the food court there
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: You know you've made it when... - 01/09/07 11:16 AM

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yeah they can really put it away at the panda express in the food court there



PANDA EXPRESS!?! Eeeeewwwww!

Posted by: Soopergrizz

Re: You know you've made it when... - 01/09/07 12:08 PM

Quote:

Quote:

I was kidding, Gia. I've sat and paid for meals in that Chinese restaurant in the Venetian and paled at the amount some girls can consume.

From then on, I only took girls who were doing anal scenes the next day to dinner.



yeah they can really put it away at the panda express in the food court there



Not quite

Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: You know you've made it when... - 01/09/07 05:46 PM

Hong Kong rules, it's in James' Backyard.

Neon Pork + 8-Scorpion Bowls = Willy Wonka-esque Colored Vomit that looks great on freshly fallen snow.

Da Burglar to Chinese Dude playing "host" at Hong Kong: "SO tell me Wang, WHAT IS IN THE SCORPION BOWLS???"

<Chinese Gong reverberates in background> Wang: "ANCIENT CHINESE SECRET"



....meanwhile a empty bottle of Paint Thinner bounces out of the Kitchen Door.

Porn Chicks should EAT as MUCH NEON PORK as possible...it's the next ANAL Fetish, trust me...
Posted by: jamesn

Re: You know you've made it when... - 01/09/07 06:12 PM

redbones? blue ribbon? i know bartley's is your era. those 2 places make me so fatlicious i feel like ava rose.
Posted by: Dane

Re: You know you've made it when... - 01/09/07 07:42 PM

i think she is pretty
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: You know you've made it when... - 01/09/07 08:06 PM

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<Chinese Gong reverberates in background> Wang: "ANCIENT CHINESE SECRET"



Calgon?!?!?!
Posted by: Soopergrizz

Re: You know you've made it when... - 01/09/07 11:13 PM

Quote:

Hong Kong rules, it's in James' Backyard.

Neon Pork + 8-Scorpion Bowls = Willy Wonka-esque Colored Vomit that looks great on freshly fallen snow.

Da Burglar to Chinese Dude playing "host" at Hong Kong: "SO tell me Wang, WHAT IS IN THE SCORPION BOWLS???"

<Chinese Gong reverberates in background> Wang: "ANCIENT CHINESE SECRET"



....meanwhile a empty bottle of Paint Thinner bounces out of the Kitchen Door.

Porn Chicks should EAT as MUCH NEON PORK as possible...it's the next ANAL Fetish, trust me...




Been there, done that
Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: You know you've made it when... - 01/10/07 01:19 PM

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redbones? blue ribbon? i know bartley's is your era. those 2 places make me so fatlicious i feel like ava rose.




I miss "One Potato Two"....ever go there james? It was great, this chick bartender who worked ALONE on wednesday afternoons would serve me and my friends as 19 yr old sophomores. Nothing like being completely shitfaced at 2:45 pm on a WEDNESDAY afternoon and trying to get to your 4 pm section class in Sever Hall for Joseph Nye's I.R. class that put forth the term 'bipolarity' in the context of National Power and preventing Warfare. I still remember (sort of) getting up to piss at least 3 times during the hour long section, prompting the faggy section leader to ask me "Are you OK, 'cuz you are kinda disruptive"...My reply was a John Belushi-esque Belch followed by "I was born without a bladder, that's why I am in the Wheelchair asshole."

Nye would have been Secretary of Defense, or National Security Advisor if Governor Michael Do-tax-us had beaten the Elder Bush in the 1988 presidential beauty contest :bananawilliehorton:

Truth is, I believe Dukakis LOST that election because Susan Estrich had such bad teeth...

"Bipolarity either erodes or explodes. Unless it Erodes, bipolarity inevitably leads to war." Got an A- in the class
Posted by: kneegrow

Re: You know you've made it when... - 01/16/07 02:24 PM

(sic) tats Joana!!!!1