Add me to the shitlist...

Posted by: Da Burglar

Add me to the shitlist... - 01/08/06 01:22 PM

Da Burglar is typing furiously, having just left the AEE for the last time, and heading to his Downtown Hotel Suite for the next several days to cook up his own Vegas Debauchery (my new motto/sig "I make my own Porn in My Brain")

I did Willie bad yesterday. We finally met at the JM booth after 24 hours of not running into each other (I will let him relate the whole story), but finally we hooked up and he had not gotten his room yet at Harrahs. He was in no condition to drive so I sorta offered to let him crash in My room Saturday night.

Then Jeff, who is actually a really down to earth cool guy for a degenerate Porn producer/filth purveyor, hooks us up with tickets. Da Burglar wants to go but is so fucking tired he is literally wheeling on booze fumes and crashing into whores unintentionally (for the first time in his life.) But then I had the most wonderful HOUR of my life around 3 pm Saturday afternoon...

Christie Lee see's me, sits on my lap and chats with me right in front of the Smash Pictures Booth, leaving all the poor horny fanboys holding their dicks wondering "Who the fuck is this guy?" I tell her Jeff gave me a ticket, she asks me "Who are you going with?" I said, "ummm, no one..." and she, like the ANGEL that she is, volunteers to accompany ME to the show. We then went out and had a drink for about 45 minutes, and it was indeed the HIGHLIGHT of the show for me. This girl is really cool, and sharper and smarter than the Average chick (porn or otherwise...really.)

Unfortunately, about an hour before the show, Christie was unable to find a ticket, and I wound up going by myself...totally bummed, and I promptly fell asleep right when the show started and left...

So I never did let Willie crash in my room, but it is probably a good thing because I kept having nightmares for some reason...
Posted by: Willie D

Re: Add me to the shitlist... - 01/08/06 01:33 PM

That;s all right you fanboy fuck. Jeff kept suggesting I push you into the GayVN area and lock your cripple sled wheels...now you owe me twice.
Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: Add me to the shitlist... - 01/08/06 01:43 PM

Dude, I am so NOT a fanboy...if you have Christie Lee sitting on your lap and being as cool as she was, YOU try and resist.
Posted by: John Floofin

Re: Add me to the shitlist... - 01/08/06 01:45 PM

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Dude, I am so NOT a fanboy...if you have Christie Lee sitting on your lap and being as cool as she was, YOU try and resist.




You've got a rock-solid point there!
Posted by: Willie D

Re: Add me to the shitlist... - 01/08/06 02:11 PM

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Dude, I am so NOT a fanboy...if you have Christie Lee sitting on your lap and being as cool as she was, YOU try and resist.




I didn't see her. I was watching Gague stand on a small stage so far off to the side, she should have just saved her money and gone to the sidewalk. She's running some shit about Metro, trying to get a bunch of people excited...she's gonna throw some t-shirts in a little while or something. When no one seems to be getting real excited, she starts to get pissed off. Fuckin' has-been skank.


Tell 'em about your hotel getting demolished.
Posted by: kyoto

Re: Add me to the shitlist... - 01/08/06 03:46 PM

Christie ditched da burglar! hehe

actually, Christie probably came to her senses and didn't want to be seen with a leper like you. she most likely went to a cool club and had ACTUAL FUN instead of pretending to be interested in what you were babbling.

you're worse than bono-one, morbid thoughts, and ac cream combined!
Posted by: morbidthoughts

Re: Add me to the shitlist... - 01/09/06 01:10 AM

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you're worse than bono-one, morbid thoughts, and ac cream combined!




Maybe this should be the point where DB fills us in on AC Cream's antics.
Posted by: morbidthoughts

Re: Add me to the shitlist... - 01/09/06 01:51 AM

I forgot one more thing:
Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: Add me to the shitlist... - 01/09/06 09:05 AM

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you're worse than bono-one, morbid thoughts, and ac cream combined!




Maybe this should be the point where DB fills us in on AC Cream's antics.




You talking about AC stalking christie? Fuckin A, I cant discuss that freak show without taking a pill first, I will let christie speak about that herself.

So kyoto did you get your Jenna Blow Up Doll, 2006 TRIPLE X version at the show? I hear it squirts now!
Posted by: TunaCan

Re: Add me to the shitlist... - 01/09/06 10:47 AM

Hey Burg, it was great to meet you and sit down over a few drinks and dinner. Have some fun and tear it up out there!
Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: Add me to the shitlist... - 01/09/06 12:03 PM

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Hey Burg, it was great to meet you and sit down over a few drinks and dinner. Have some fun and tear it up out there!




Right back at you, I look forward to your upcoming stuff...I'll be in touch.
Posted by: christie lee

Re: Add me to the shitlist... - 01/09/06 04:06 PM

DB is one of my fav. i did not stand him up. i was the one who asked if i could go with him to the awards show. then i told him that i would have to get a ticket. i was unable to get a ticket, therefore i was unable to go with him.

ps. DB is not a fanboy. he kicks ass!

xo christie lee

ps. DB next time your in town, you owe me a beer and a ride on your wheelchair.. xo
Posted by: 2cums

Re: Add me to the shitlist... - 01/09/06 05:52 PM

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DB is one of my fav. i did not stand him up. i was the one who asked if i could go with him to the awards show. then i told him that i would have to get a ticket. i was unable to get a ticket, therefore i was unable to go with him.

ps. DB is not a fanboy. he kicks ass!

xo christie lee

ps. DB next time your in town, you owe me a beer and a ride on your wheelchair.. xo




*Note to self* Become paralyzed from waist down. Get a tricked out wheelchair with spinners. Attend next convention. Approach Christie Lee.
Posted by: ChickenMaster

Re: Add me to the shitlist... - 01/10/06 01:40 AM

This is the circle jerk that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend.
Posted by: Jeff Steward

Re: Add me to the shitlist... - 01/11/06 09:07 AM



Yessss Kyoto made it to the show.