Cytherea Meltdown #486

LOL I'm on my high horse working with a bunch of drug addicts and abusers of all kinds. I live in a drug house with people who are drug abusers, people who recovered from a drug addiction and people who are solely against any form of drug using. And I guess I'm a drug user too by inhaling the residue in the paint and carpet in the house. Fuck!!! I guess that's why I don't make any sense, man you guys got me. I now see the light and perhaps will check myself into a rehab center too cuz I may be addicted and not know it. Or should I not cuz its cool to do drugs, I mean shit, everyone does it so it must do a body good.

I'm gonna go ask a whore if I can buy her crack pipe off of her and pass the pipe around so I can have friends to hang out with and not feel alone without friends. I wanna feel wanted so I'm gonna go party hard in vegas, dont let me forget my Jack In The Box straw (they're fatter straws than any other fast food place), I gotta keep that fat thing in my purse in case I lose my high. I'd hate to sleep and prevent dark circles so I'm well rested for another day of signing and partying.

All I ask is to help a potential druggie out... it ain't easy being cool, man. Thanks!

It sounds like Padova will be the first to OD at AVN and I had my money on Jersey Jaxsin this year.

I left off Gia Paloma since she already notched that feat.

I don't know, I just needed a name at the time. Vagisil, Gold Bond, you name it.

jersey jaxin isnt even going to the AVN's i dont think....

I've invited the 3 pussbags from KSEX to come over and have their incoherence captured in writing...sticky for a few days until they show up.

From FYI

Plus One Rips Gen Padova. "We're not all high on chemo, you little fucking leukemia-having cunt"

--Gene Ross


Porn Valley- Cytherea on her KSEX show Thursday night addressed some of the comments that are being posted about her in chat forums. Harry Weiss said they were up on ADT [actually XPT]. Keeping the sobriety boxscore, Plus One said it's now been 18 days since he and Cytherea have been walking into walls like zombies. [Vegas will probably put that isue to rest.]

Plus One also made it clear that Cytherea wasn't pregnant which has been suggested because her tits are growing.

"There's no baby." Cytherea claims it's being off of drugs. Plus One also said it must be a slow week in porn because the fact of him and Cytherea being off of drugs has been the big news online.

"Her outburst about the Jenaveve Jolie situation apparently was the Cytherea meltdown. No. 685," offered Harry Weiss. "It got linked for some reason to the non-drug issue." Weiss wanted to make it clear that Cytherea will meltdown with or without drugs.

"It don't fucking matter."

Cytherea said she had the meltdown because "the cunt" [Jolie] was text messaging her husband.

"She was telling him how their relationship is different- how they want to go to dinner; how she wants to have a relationship with my husband behind my back," Cytherea continued. "This is the reason why I had a meltdown. Tell me any other woman that would not have a meltdown." Weiss said it wasn't the problem - whether Cytherea and Plus One swing or not.

"It's going behind Cytherea's back that's the problem," Weiss said. Cytherea said give Plus One a blowjob, whatever, but don't do it behind her back.

"Because I will kill you and I will find out." On his behalf, Plus One said a friend of his wanted to bring Mr. and Mrs. Smith over to watch it and he wouldn't.

"Because it has a girl named Jolie in it- I'm on the record as protesting anything that has to do with Jolie." Weiss said the issue made its way to the ADT forum.

"Who has to stick her nose in it and go on the attack?" Weiss asked rhetorically. "Gen Padova."

To which Cytherea said she had no clue who Padova was. Plus One explained that Padova was a leprechaun midget-whore. Cytherea said Padova then can eat her ass.

Weiss, paraphrasing Padova's comments which were posted on XPT, not ADT, said I know a heavy drug user when I see one.

"She's linking it to the whole drug-thing."

According to Weiss, people on the forum came to Cytherea's defense and that it's grown to a huge thread.

"It's apparently out that Gen Padova does drinking, but not drugs," said Weiss. "Then everyone got on her about being a fucking hypocrite, that a drug is a drug whether it's alcohol or whatever else. Then Gen was apparently looking for sympathy. So she whines about her little sister who has a drug problem. Apparently she can't help her drug addict skank-whore sister. But she's going to cure everybody of their drug problem, according to her."

That being said, according to Weiss, everyone jumped on to Cytherea's defense and wanted to know the age old question: what the fuck she sees in Plus One.

"She's been with you, with and without drugs," Weiss observed. Plus One said that would be a thread in of itself and has no clue what she sees in him. Plus One seemed to recall Padova making comments way back that there were drugs at his and Cytherea's house. Weiss said Padova also brought up fact that she issued a warning to them a year ago.

"If I'm not mistaken, she {Cytherea] still won several awards in her drugged-out state," said Plus One.

"The last time Gen Padova was in the press was when she was talking about Cytherea." Weiss suspects that Padova's looking for attention.

"Look, we're not all high on chemo, you little fucking leukemia-having cunt," said Plus One. "You cancer-having bitch. That's why you fuckin' retired. Get your high from chemo, okay? Leave me the fuck alone." Weiss said there's been some suspicion that Padova's faking her cancer.

"Who the fuck knows?"

Plus One still couldn't understand why Padova would resort to unsolicited attacks upon him and Cytherea.

"We've never done anything to you- all we tried to do is hire you. I don't get it."

Weiss then raised a big cup of "shut the fuck up and mind your own business, bitch" to Padova. As far as what Cytherea sees in him, Plus One said he wakes up every morning wondering himself.

Cytherea then wanted to have her say and admitted she was being coy about not knowing Padova.

"I do know who she is- she's a nobody. I may sound conceited but I won Best New Starlet. I've done my own thing. I own my own company. Who the fuck are you? The only reason you're talking shit is to get yourself in the fucking press. So leave me alone. I did drugs. I quit. I don't have to tell you guys. I had my year of partying and having fun. You know what? 99.9% of the fucking industry does drugs. My house is a party house. I did my E. I did my coke. I had my fun. I'm done. I have an $8,000 mortgage payment now to make. I don't have time to do drugs and I don't have tome for little girl games."

Cytherea also went on to say that she will not hit Jenaveve Jolie if Jolie wins Best New Starlet.

"Which is one-in-a-million if she wins," said Cytherea. "I would never strike her at AVN. I will not." As a presenter, Cytherea said she'll be a lady and be the bigger kid.

Weiss took that to mean that Jolie is safe at the award show.

"She's safe in Vegas," Cytherea replied. "But I'm telling you right now- I will never, ever forget what she e-mailed." Cytherea told Plus One he was still in the doghouse for that shit, that he erased the text messages which means he has something to hide.

Plus One also wanted to clear up something from last week on the Paul Fishbein issue. Understanding the context in which he said it, Plus One said by saying no he wasn't discounting the story.

"I was not then nor am I in the position now to confirm or deny whether these events happened to Paul Fishbein," he said. "I was simply saying no, trying to get the point across that it wasn't our place to discuss it."

Dick Tracey then called in to ask directions to the studio because he was supposed to be on the show. Cytherea started singing I'm a Lumberjack from Monty Python.

"We've never done anything to you- all we tried to do is hire you. I don't get it."


gen, is this true?

All that was said at Cytherea's KSEX show basically just tells me that I was right a year or so ago when they tried to convince me they were not using recreational drugs. Not that I really care either way if they did or didn't. All I was doing was replying to a topic on the message board. It just boggled me they went out of their way to call me and clarify that. It's fine though.

I'm not around for sympathy, but people talk to me and against me with my views on recreational drugs as if I know nothing about them and its effects on people and how it tears people apart. So sharing my experience with my sister was showing people that I'm not this fricken chick in porn coming from a perfect goody family totally against drugs. I think we all experience it from many angles at some point in life.

And if I really wanted a bunch of attention from press then I'd make press releases about every step I take and every thing I do like a lot of people do. And you dont see me doing that. I never once advertised my website like most girls do. I dont need avn awards or nominations. My goal in this industry is not a piece of glass, metal or plastic, whatever it is.

Certainly for a while being in this industry I enjoyed everything I involved myself in. I didn't force myself to do anal cuz I needed the money, i tried it a handful of times and soon realized it wasn't for me for various reasons. You didn't see me force myself to do in desperate need of the green backs. You never saw me going to parties, networking trying to become a contract girl cuz I know better than to ever think Id have that actual potential.

If I really wanted to be famous for being a porn whore then I would have made different paths of approaching this industry like Cytherea did. Good for her. Whatever works. What I've always been concerned about is having my fun and going about life as far as I can and make something of myself other than just being some porn chick who fucks on film for money.

One may think there's respect and actual people in this industry that care for their co-workers n such but the bottomline is that its a huge pool of competition. There is no respect. Everyone worries about themselves. Its that kind of way. Most directors don't give a shit if a girl is fucking with a yeast infection, as long as her test says shes clean and can get through the scene without the other talent complaining or trying to stop the filming.

The only reason why Cytherea would assume that I I'm hungry for press is because Gene Ross and fellow others of Adultfyi.com copy and paste everything thats posted on this message board. If they didn't do that, then it wouldn't be amongst all the press sites. That goes for Luke Ford too.

The funny part of all this is everything that I've made claims about other people are in all basis of fact. Not personal attacks. But because people I guess, I'm assuming feel an amount of guilt for their past decision making take it as a personal attack and then return the gesture with something very irrational and truly a personal attack with no valid fact. But its fine either way, at least I know I'm not stooping to a level of personally throwing personal assumptions into peoples faces. I only state my opinions without getting personal and degrading another and stating factual information that well, has already been confirmed.

I react rather calmly with majority of my post unless I'm being silly but a lot of you people go too far, get so worked up and defensive so easily it makes me wonder what the hell is going on in your noggin to make you have to react this way. Is it guilt? What the hell is it? Offended by what I say? And why?

I do know that whether you promote yourself constnatly or lay low like I do, you'll always get shit talked. You can be totally honest and blunt like I tend to be or remain quiet on the sidelines like some girls, you still get shit talk and horrible criticism for just being you. You have one lousy movie out of dozens and suddenly you're awful to the viewers. It's a tough industry and well many women are still gonna do it. Beat me down all you want in any way you guys want to but you're not gonna get what you really want.

I'll contribute to this board as I wish. I'll continue to answer any questions that happen to come my way. I will engage in the many topics and conversations that take place at my own risk, so long as Tony Malice and Jeff Steward allows me to do so. And I will always continue to be open, honest and pridefully blunt about anything I talk about without shame. Whether there's negative or positive feedback given in return. Take it or leave it.

THanks

"Look, we're not all high on chemo, you little fucking leukemia-having cunt," said Plus One. "You cancer-having bitch. That's why you fuckin' retired. Get your high from chemo, okay? Leave me the fuck alone." Weiss said there's been some suspicion that Padova's faking her cancer.


we need this guy to post asap, that's some decent shit he's talking.

No they've never done anything to me. And I haven't done anything to them other than answer a question when it was asked and answered it truthfully. They even admitted everything to base my answer to the question that was asked l ong time ago is in fact actually true. So thats that.

They tried to hire me? When Brian and I were talking on the phone a year or so ago about this whole fiasco, basically when he was trying to justfy themselves they were clean. As if I really care either way. That's when he said he'd be soon shooting and will give me a call. If I do remember correctly he did call me one time, in which I was not available. It ended at that. He never called me another time or attempt to book me ahead of time for anything. Which is fine too. I understand people operate differently and hold no anger or anything for them never shooting me. It's all good.

I just hope he didn't say "all we did is try to hire her" to make it look like he made a huge effort in calling and calling and trying to book time and time again. Cuz thats not the case. In fact, kinda rediculous ifyou have to do that anyways. But was thankful for the initial offer to begin with. Thats about it.

GeeEeeeeeeee I wonder why he said "Weiss said there's been some suspicion that Padova's faking her cancer." Maybe because some immature bored child on this board mentioned it and he's repeating the words.

Not only that but you guys need to get over this. This is so stupid and rediculous. I've been in remission for over a year now and you assholes still manage to bring it up. Whats the point? Get over it. Just shut the fuck up. You're the ones that are making this crap go tothe presses not me. So if anyone is in dire need of attention is you assholes who keep bringing up my health history.

Any press release out ther ein the past talking about my health bouts were all written by t hose who heard about me from word of mouth. None of it were press releases written by me to get the word out. Either way I dont give a shit but when I couldnt work for months straight recovering in the past, of course I'm gonna be honest to those who try to book me and say I'll be out for a little while. And thats when the word gets out.

The only place you'll ever hear me talking about my previous health are in interviews when I'm asked the question or on this damn message board. The greatest part of all of this is a few of you people keep bringing up the past when I've moved on living life and trying to live it as healthy as possible. And yet you guys sit here and poke fun and laugh about women in the biz who die from car accidents or die from brain cancer. Its pretty fucked up. So what else do you want to complain about like a little bitch?

"Look, we're not all high on chemo, you little fucking leukemia-having cunt," said Plus One. "You cancer-having bitch. That's why you fuckin' retired. Get your high from chemo, okay? Leave me the fuck alone." Weiss said there's been some suspicion that Padova's faking her cancer."

It's a shame he's not that lucky to make this a reality since it's a thing of the past. But then again you dont see me saying I wish he over doses and dies with a needle in his arm or foam coming out of his mouth let alone actually mean it. This is true quality I tell ya. To each his own as always.

Would someone care to condense that shit down and just give me the jist of what we she's trying to say?

Just go sit on the toilet and take a shit, Have2cit. And dont worry about it.

thanks hypocrite

You're welcome Buttface.

Believe it or not I don't enjoy pointing out others hypocrisies I just feel it's my duty so please don't take it personally.

Eh, whatever. I know your purpose so whatever you say just enjoy it while you say it I guess.

So your reading peoples minds as well as their intentions. Word to the wise if you were to do this before the fact, next time maybe you wouldn't have to take such a shit shower from everyone.

Awwww is someone taking something that I said all in fun, too seriously? So sorryyyy!

Genny people only take you as seriously as a common cold. Annoying and uncomfortable to be around and happy to see move on.

That's nice. But you can only imagine how much more I feel in return. So long as its mutual.

sweetie I've meet fire and brimstone bible thumping preachers with a more open mind towards addiction and addicts. Hell of a place to take a stance. Ha, sounds like a Title for a new feature the Cock Sucker and the Bible Thumper.

That's a nice rack on that beaner, never mind the ink disfigurement.

"Wow- how long is that going to last,,,I think I liked her better when she was all drugged out. She was so much nicer."

It is absurd.... PEE = $Economic$ Opportunity

To Pee or Not....

To: geneross@adultfyi.com

This week you reprinted some things I wrote on www.xxxporntalk.com. After reading them outside of their XPT confines, I felt three clarification were in order.

1. Sunny Lane/AVN award. While I could care less who wins what awards, I know it's important in the industry, I wrote than Sunny Lane's AVN as best new girl was fixed. I meant to say that it was the vast consensus of people believe she would get the award. I did not mean to imply that the folks at AVN were bartering or somehow awarding Sunny via any underhanded dealings. She is a beautiful and taleted young woman, and ther only reason to vote against her is that her parents show up at porn events. That's just creepy.

But after the Cyurethra meltdown over Jenaveve Joli, who wouldn't wanna watch them go Ali-Frazier on each other?

2. Saevus Maximus on XPT noted that a difference in being "clean and sober," (my words) for 11 days, and not having enough caysh to but any blow for 11 days. In retrospect, I don't know which is the case, but we must rightly consider it.

3. Those who do not frequent XPT may not have heard of "Sal Mckvey." Sal is a young chubby beaner from L.A., and firmly entrenched in a porn bizzarro world where he is the owner of his own production company, contracted with Vivid as a male performer, and often signs "with" Aria G, Sandee Westgate, Belladonna, etc, etc.. Even fanboys would call this guy a nutjob, and I use the term "guy" in the loosest possible interpretation of that word. Find this wacko on MySpace. You'll feel better about yourself immediately.

that would be a losing bet my friend. Never taken cocaine, heroin, anything like that and don't intend to. same with the woman.... now i bet that ill have a joygasm while riding rollercoasters... well you might win. Thats my drug of choice... steel, wood, it doesnt matter... just hit me with some G's positive, negative, lateral... preferably all of them alternating. turn me upsideown, launch me with an LIM or LSM or a good ol fashioned chain lift. My high is provided by B&M, Vekoma, Intimin, Arrow, Premire and any other dealer of the high speed i need.

Ahhhh...I think 2cums meant longshots as in "low statistical possibility of the following people named below," not longshots as in "Rob + Keiko."

Good luck with the leaving porn thing. Gonna have a party?

lol... im retarded... stupid porn name. lol.

party.. prolly not. we might have a private tings with our non-industry friends and the few industry people we hang out with. hang out and play video games or something. but i would rather just allow myself to go out with no pomp and circmstance... just go... turn my back and head to the future. never looking back till i am well off on my new path.

Good luck rob, see you in a couple of months.

I posted this on KSEX, but in case any of the three have actually make it this far, please respond.

? for Cytherea, Brian & Harry
So...you went out and made some interesting statements this week on your radio show. As I said I don't listen to it but I'd like to clarify some of the things you said, and perhaps you can take time out of hiring Shane Stant to answer them:

1. (Harry). How can you paraphrase comments from an XPT thread when claiming it came from ADT? Were you being coy or stupid. When you said everyone came to C's defense, you were wrong. My reread of the thread (which I started) mentions nothing positive about Cy, to wit:

"I'm a big fan of Cytherea and I heard only part of last night's show. I thought it was fuckin' hilarious. If drugs are what helped keep Cy thin then perhaps she should go back to [drugs]."

"Cytherea would snort clorox off an aids patients ass if it would get her high."

"Not having any money to buy drugs is not quite the same thing as being clean and sober........just ask Genesis Skye."

"Cy's traded in one drug for another. The piggy piggy behind her is her future."

People came in and called Padova to answer her claims, but getting on Padova's ass is not that came as coming to C's defense, that's simply fallacious.

And I don't believe anyone equated her growing tits with reduced meth use. I think it was equated with increased eating and a general softening of the body that will happen when you try to stop. I oughta know, I wrote it.

2. (Cytherea) You mentioned that you have an $8,000 mortgage payment to make. That's awfully large. You'd have to earn at least $96,000 per year just to pay for your shack. Estimate: (1) another $10,000/year for food, clothes, entertainment etc. (2) payments for car loans, gas, maintenance, etc. (3) your cost of performing, such as costumes, enemas, medical insurance, AIM tests, agency fees, professional services (CPAs, lawyers) (4) cost of supporting Plus One, call that another $10,000 (5) cost of all the water you drink on set for your act. Let's just round things up to $140,000/year. You'd basically need to work every day year round to break even. Even if you worked every day, your debt/income ratio would land you only with the most usorious lenders the mob could find.

3. (Brian) You said, "Look, we're not all high on chemo, you little fucking leukemia-having cunt.... You cancer-having bitch. That's why you fuckin' retired. Get your high from chemo, okay? Leave me the fuck alone." How can anyone leave a suitcase pimp alone? You are the dregs of the porn world. I'm glad you found a slender love partner, but you stay together merely because you enable her porn life. You drive her around, see that she does what she needs to do each day. Who can't see that's why she like you.

And you do realize how stupid that chemo smack sounds, even in the context of the conversation, right? I mean, no one gets high from chemotherapy, usually they get sick. You know this right? Right?

4. (Cytherea) You said "so what" that you were drugged to the bejeezuz when you won and award (an award that no one cares about, by the way), then you claimed that 99.9% of the porn whores are on drugs. So why is your accomplishment so special? You're credited with 171 movies (per IAFD since whoring yourself out, Padova 250 or so, you started in 2003, Padova in 2001. Is that such a great difference? And the only performance that you do which I believe she does not is the pissing thing, meaning that you two are pretty much equal degenerates. I'd assume that any producer would stop hiring either one of you if your scenes weren't sellable.

I have more questions, but this is a good start. Put on your thinking caps and get to work.

Even if you never listen to Cy's KSEX show, isn't anyone the least bit curious to hear what's she's gonna say tonight?

Money says she's already @ AEE, traded rocks for booze and will be out of it by 11:27 this morning (Mountain Standard Time, of course).

We used to play a similar game at summer camp, except we used compound bows, and tried to hit a deer carcass. Now I guess we could use smartt.

Relax...we all have a common goal here. I'll find some pictures of Kyoto and Sal Mckvey trying to position themselves in a manner as though this bitch was going to urina...errr..."squirt" on them @ AEE and everyone will have fun.

Wow, emoticons--how frightening. Lord knows it's frightening enough to think that somewhere in America you're chipping away the congealed semen from your trackball to surf on over to KSEX and avidly tune in to hear a urinating crackhead and her suitcase pimp's take on life.

You want a straight answer to your question? Here you go: Yes, many people are interested in what Cytherea will have to say: you and the other 44 KSEX listeners.

A druggie and her suitcase pimp? I'm sure Cy is the only porn star in history that fits that description.

I wanna know because I wanna confront her tomorrow! My only hope is that FFButton and Arab have reconciled their differences and are ready to unleash the Las Vegas HazMat team once that skank tries to urina..errr.."squirt" on me and/or Brian tries to vomit his meth-loaded Honey Bear's BBQ ribs on me.


Wasn't there a soft drink called "Squirt?"

Who said anything about enlightenment? A screwdriver in the eye is enlightening compared to listening to KSEX, certainly, but I have no intention of enlightening you. I'm having too much fun with the whole ridicule and evisceration thing, much like most of your dates.

Are those pics from last year?

Bump for the fake squirting has-been, driving a stolen car down Nordhoff, steering with the knees, crack pipe in one hand, Wendy's cheeseburger in the other, no passengers, no friends.

Sheeiiite! It's your birthday, krakkaho!

Timely [pregnancy] bump.

Time to save this pic in case Luke folds...

i never got the big deal about that picture. cytherea looks cute in it, i thought...

i remember one of her interviews where she said something about being clean for eleven days... the dude was like, "um, that's not clean, that's just broke." or something like that.

I have one of the few anal vids she did and it's pretty good. But the entire time she's making these weird nose and mouth twitching expressions like she's tweaked out on whatever her drug of choice was for the day. It didn't detract from the scene.

Cytherea's Anal Whores

Whoaaaa! Where's that goddamn outfit from? The set of I Dream of Dayshift Strippers in Iowa?!!

Sunny Lane loaned it to her.

Yeah, her biggest problem's the outfit.

Like I say about Sunny, too ... leave the poor girl alone.

At least she's happy.



And imagine how unhappy you'd be to see me in that instead.

[tritone] Why ain't she wearing any black windchimes? [/tritone]