Skeeter Kerkove's Wild Side

Posted by: smutspov

Skeeter Kerkove's Wild Side - 02/03/05 06:06 PM

Skeeter is sometimes called a suitcase pimp whatever the frig that means? Yeah, yeah, I know, I know. To me, he’s just a brilliant porn cartoon who delivers the goods to me smut cortex. Dude, relax, I’m not trying to sound melodramatic, but I like what he’s doing with the fetish outfits and I’m not slathering that just to get invited over to the Kerkove’s for the weekly pig roast and kegger plus that cocaine fueled game of Twister with the latex hoes they chum around with. Yeah, a mind is a perfect thing to pervert with images of skintight shorts tightly up the fishnet butts tromping the steps with a camera glued on the backside. Then you get the front of a slut stalkin up the stairs in silver heeled boots of many hues carefully gripping the railing not to slip with the killer looks of hungry eye candy whores like Isabel Ice, Katja Kassin, Melissa Lauren, and yes even Renee Pornero there, pariah. For the rest of you this is the evidence I’d present in the pervert’s court to prove that Melissa was way hotter as a blonde. Likewise this flick radiates the best images of Isabel and Katja all sleazed up thanks to Skeeter vision. Subtract the scene with Julie Night and this will be the proper fire to melt the marshmallows in the mushroom that gusts from below. What the fuck did I just say? Just go get. [Bad Ass Pictures]

Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: Skeeter Kerkove's Wild Side - 02/04/05 02:47 PM

I like Skeeter too Smut- does he ever post here?
What a Fricking name -Skeeter
Posted by: smutspov

Re: Skeeter Kerkove's Wild Side - 02/04/05 02:53 PM

I don't think he has the time to post on our pissant board in between shooting all that sodomy.
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: Skeeter Kerkove's Wild Side - 02/04/05 03:18 PM

He posts over "there"
Maybe he posts here under a fake name
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: Skeeter Kerkove's Wild Side - 02/04/05 04:02 PM

I'll talk to him about it.You should hear tha shit he says around the office. Gaping this,whore this-its great.
Posted by: smutspov

Re: Skeeter Kerkove's Wild Side - 02/04/05 04:16 PM

Yeah, tell Skeeter that Smutmutant sez bring the sodomy to xxxpt.
Posted by: Juke

Re: Skeeter Kerkove's Wild Side - 02/04/05 04:40 PM

Quote:

I'll talk to him about it.You should hear tha shit he says around the office. Gaping this,whore this-its great.




yeah man, him... and his wife crack me up....a- fuckin' men...god bless it all!,
and whatever else that freak can think up.
the dude placed his finger on the pulse of porn a number of times, then...
he grabbed the jugular. only anal,only fetish, only the best, only limited by
the perimeters....yeah, those Goddamn perimeters.
Skeeter seems to be a good guy...I like goodguys.
Posted by: Father Stone

Re: Skeeter Kerkove's Wild Side - 05/29/05 04:16 AM

Yeah I like Skeeter too. I've been a member of the site for a bit. I love the latex and fetish shit... its great. In fact I wish he were a member, I'd like to ask him a couple of questions about some of the girls and whats going to happen with the site
Posted by: smutspov

Re: Skeeter Kerkove's Wild Side - 05/29/05 09:00 AM

I wish I were a member, but my credit sucks. send me ALL the best pix.