Posted by: smutspov
Balls Deep 8 - 01/13/05 02:30 PM
We already know how touchy Tony T is, so I’ll try and keep this one short for his attention span. First, I could barely stomach the boxcover. Second, this guy must have a thing for black meat because there were more brotha’s in this flick then at the unemployment office. However, Wesley Pipes made up for the annoying presence (thanks Brandon) of Brian Pumper, but who gives a fuck? Third, the female cast was almost savory despite the fact that I’ve grown weary of Roxy Jezel and Shayna Knight is looking like a worn-out beer hall stein-slattern. Isabel Ice is usually nice, but one could hardly enjoy seeing her as the white in the dp oreo. All I wanna say about the rest of the sluts is that it was a sad waste of Christie Lee and Barabara Summers as well.
Finally, here are some tips for you Tony: Dude, shut the fuck up and stay off camera please. It’s bad enough that you’re working in this business as a salami let alone given the reigns to run the show behind a camera. Nobody really needs to see your retarded face, too. I didn’t know Tinkertoy made movie equipment, so this is a somewhat of an accomplishment for a guy who can barely string a sentence together and maybe that's what the "T" in your name stands for. I almost thought I was watching Mad TV without the comedy. Needless to say, that’s not a good way to make anybody horny. Oh yeah, if steam is coming out of that schnozz of yours I’d like to mention that if you wanna step I don’t fight, I shoot.
Finally, here are some tips for you Tony: Dude, shut the fuck up and stay off camera please. It’s bad enough that you’re working in this business as a salami let alone given the reigns to run the show behind a camera. Nobody really needs to see your retarded face, too. I didn’t know Tinkertoy made movie equipment, so this is a somewhat of an accomplishment for a guy who can barely string a sentence together and maybe that's what the "T" in your name stands for. I almost thought I was watching Mad TV without the comedy. Needless to say, that’s not a good way to make anybody horny. Oh yeah, if steam is coming out of that schnozz of yours I’d like to mention that if you wanna step I don’t fight, I shoot.
