Ass Blasting Felching Anal Whores

Having received Zupko’s Ass Squirts last month, which now I must watch, I almost have to wonder if there was a race to the finish line to run rampant with a stupid whore trick that Mila turned into an artform by blatting paint from her blown out colon onto a canvas. Can something as obscene as that be considered art? Hell yeah, I could write a term paper on it, but fuck that. Who wants to read when you can just watch this, perhaps the most fucked up dvd you’ll see all year. I won’t say it’ll be the most fucked up flick you’ll ever see because as long as JM and Jim Powers keeping cummin’ up the concepts that defy the accepted norms of civilised pornography there’s bound to something else around the corner that’ll be an affront to good taste and morality. One shudders to wonder. It’s the felching part that’s actually disturbing. Enjoy!

Audrey Hollander's anus is utterly appalling yet totally talented.

Paintballing for perverts. Naturally, I approve of this film. But if Evil Angel was releasing it, I would denounce it as overtly homosexual.

I am a very complex man.

WTF This is awesome

hahaha, those pictures are fucking fantastic

Do these chicks get boinked or do they just felch out paint?

They get butt-boinked and blast out paint mid-boink. Rick Masters seemed to revel in getting facialized with butt paint from his anal picASS-hoe the talented Cindy Crawford. I think she's found her calling.

I was always under the impression that "felching" was that thing gay dudes did where they stuck gerbils in their asses like I heard about a few years back in that news report where the guy keeps cracking up while trying to read the story.

in case you haven't heard it

Was not aware of this other definition.

Yet more evidence that the minds behind JM Productions have no clue what they're doing, and have only stumbled into beastly genius in the past by accident.

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They need to do this in a dark room with a blacklight... that would look awesome.