Posted by: smutspov
Smutmutations vol. 1 - 02/27/06 08:00 PM
In an ongoing effort to improve my game and catch up with the onslaught of dvds cuming through the mailslot, I’ve been experimenting with different styles in presentation just to keep myself from getting bored. Some say my reviews are tedious, but if it makes your eyes glaze over don’t read it, look at the pix, or just stay away from the altar of smut . It’s cool, I only write this shit for my amusement or the discriminating pervert who cares about what porn they purchase. Shit’s expensive, I know that. I think back on my days flipping through review mags checking out the stills mainly because the only mag worth reading sometimes was Hustler’s EVG because those fucker’s were brutal, yet entertaining. They had LFP behind them so they feared not. In all honesty every reviewer has their own kinks, so don’t truss it, but if “In Smut We Trust†is your motto, have fun, glean wisdom or just enjoy the pix.
Sex Trap [Hustler Video]
Grade: C
Hoes: A
starring: Chloe Dior, Cindy Crawford, Kirsten Price, Sativa Rose, Joey
flaws: shadowy lighting & lousy camera angles
Sex Trap [Hustler Video]
Grade: C
Hoes: A
starring: Chloe Dior, Cindy Crawford, Kirsten Price, Sativa Rose, Joey
flaws: shadowy lighting & lousy camera angles
