Posted by: smutspov
Neu Wave Hookers - 02/08/06 11:26 AM
Neu Wave Hookers
Posted by: smutspov
Re: Neu Wave Hookers - 02/08/06 11:32 AM
To me, seeing the old VCA logo intro is sacred in an almost the 20th Century Fox sort of way like after Star Wars hit and kicked everybody’s asses. I bet I’m not the only one who felt it always gave the same great hint of that epic and the same goes for the VCA one after New Wave Hookers melted into my mind and there is no comparison.
Neu Wave Hookers is the the Heaven’ s Gate of porn and what Eon Mckai did was like finger painting shit over a Monet so to speak and this is like putting the hottest film in porn history into a cold zip-loc for art fags to get off on.
VCA should concentrate more on their fine Excessive titles like Stuck In The Deep End. Overall, they’re a classic company in my opinion, been there even before I started watching porn, but VCA was kingpin when I got into the mix via the VHS revolution. The porn game is obviously way more crowded today like a feeding frenzy of technology, so I guess someone thought alt.porn is some kind of groundbreaking new style that would redefine porn forever. Dead wrong, VCA's future should be the Excessive Entertainment faction. They should stick to that and listen up despite the sales the hype bought for this. Death to the alt. porn anti-porn insurgency. It’s not only bad porn, it’s bad art.
Neu Wave Hookers is the the Heaven’ s Gate of porn and what Eon Mckai did was like finger painting shit over a Monet so to speak and this is like putting the hottest film in porn history into a cold zip-loc for art fags to get off on.
VCA should concentrate more on their fine Excessive titles like Stuck In The Deep End. Overall, they’re a classic company in my opinion, been there even before I started watching porn, but VCA was kingpin when I got into the mix via the VHS revolution. The porn game is obviously way more crowded today like a feeding frenzy of technology, so I guess someone thought alt.porn is some kind of groundbreaking new style that would redefine porn forever. Dead wrong, VCA's future should be the Excessive Entertainment faction. They should stick to that and listen up despite the sales the hype bought for this. Death to the alt. porn anti-porn insurgency. It’s not only bad porn, it’s bad art.
Posted by: RenfieldGyps
Re: Neu Wave Hookers - 02/08/06 01:38 PM
Wow that bad, huh? I guess I will save my money on this one. 
Posted by: reviewerboy
Re: Neu Wave Hookers - 02/08/06 02:31 PM
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Wow that bad, huh? I guess I will save my money on this one.
You know, I might just get it. I can imagine it being used in the 'This video is bad, but not Neu Wave Hookers bad" context for years. For that reason, I might just check it out.
I haven't seen this much vitriol shown towards an adult film in a long time -- not since Forced Entry, which most people just found repulsive.
I have a feeling that this isn't so much repulsive or obscene as it is just a little too contrived. Whatever this Eon guy is doing, it seems to be rubbing people the wrong way. Give him credit though for his marketing skills, as it's being mentioned everywhere -- and even in a negative context, it's still free advertising.
Posted by: smutspov
VCA PICTURES SAYS GOODBYE TO EON MCKAI - 02/08/06 06:33 PM
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Wednesday, February 8th, 2006
VCA PICTURES SAYS GOODBYE TO EON MCKAI
(HOLLYWOOD, CA) It’s not very often that a company decides to terminate contract discussions with a rising director when they share a movie that sits in the number one position on the DVD sales chart, but that is exactly what VCA Pictures is doing as the Larry Flynt owned company says goodbye to Eon McKai.
With Neu Wave Hookers at the top of the charts, VCA Pictures and McKai were involved in contract negotiations that would have provided the young director with one of the best deals in the adult movie business. However, as Neu Wave Hookers continued to garner tremendous early sales and attain a higher charting position, the negotiations became more labored and ultimately the decision was made by company executives that it was best to terminate the talks.
“Anytime a director has a certain buzz about him and occupies the top spot on the sales chart provides them with extra incentive to strive for more than what might be practical from a company standpoint. We made the difficult decision to end talks and are saying goodbye to Eon McKai,†stated LFP’s creative director Drew Rosenfeld.
VCA Pictures will continue to promote Neu Wave Hookers through a variety of methods including online contests with internet companies such as the new offering through Adult DVD Empire.
“We are very excited about the performance of Neu Wave Hookers and this title will be strong for many months to come,†stated Peter Reynolds VP of sales and marketing for VCA Pictures.
Check out www.vcapictures.com for more information
VCA PICTURES SAYS GOODBYE TO EON MCKAI
(HOLLYWOOD, CA) It’s not very often that a company decides to terminate contract discussions with a rising director when they share a movie that sits in the number one position on the DVD sales chart, but that is exactly what VCA Pictures is doing as the Larry Flynt owned company says goodbye to Eon McKai.
With Neu Wave Hookers at the top of the charts, VCA Pictures and McKai were involved in contract negotiations that would have provided the young director with one of the best deals in the adult movie business. However, as Neu Wave Hookers continued to garner tremendous early sales and attain a higher charting position, the negotiations became more labored and ultimately the decision was made by company executives that it was best to terminate the talks.
“Anytime a director has a certain buzz about him and occupies the top spot on the sales chart provides them with extra incentive to strive for more than what might be practical from a company standpoint. We made the difficult decision to end talks and are saying goodbye to Eon McKai,†stated LFP’s creative director Drew Rosenfeld.
VCA Pictures will continue to promote Neu Wave Hookers through a variety of methods including online contests with internet companies such as the new offering through Adult DVD Empire.
“We are very excited about the performance of Neu Wave Hookers and this title will be strong for many months to come,†stated Peter Reynolds VP of sales and marketing for VCA Pictures.
Check out www.vcapictures.com for more information
Posted by: reviewerboy
Re: VCA PICTURES SAYS GOODBYE TO EON MCKAI - 02/08/06 06:46 PM
Holy shit!
Posted by: 2cums
Re: VCA PICTURES SAYS GOODBYE TO EON MCKAI - 02/08/06 06:56 PM
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VCA PICTURES SAYS GOODBYE TO EON MCKAI
Posted by: smutspov
Re: VCA PICTURES SAYS GOODBYE TO EON MCKAI - 02/08/06 07:01 PM
Slayed on the altar of smut and dumped by VCA all in one day! A day McKai will never forget! 
Posted by: Willie D
Neu Wave Hookers 2 - 02/08/06 07:54 PM
I hear the sequel to "Neu Wave Hookers" will involve:
1. Eor McakkAi being sodomized by Devinn Lane (damn my spelling!)
2. The entire cast of "Neu Wave Hookers 1" begin summarily run over by robotic versions of the www.realdoll.com mannequins driving the Corvette that was on display at AEE. A "special dispensation" could be granted to Sierra Sinn if she appears in 3 more JM vids by the end of 2006.
They'll run over Swan aka Justine Joli aka impish cunt twice. Riley Mason thrice.
1. Eor McakkAi being sodomized by Devinn Lane (damn my spelling!)
2. The entire cast of "Neu Wave Hookers 1" begin summarily run over by robotic versions of the www.realdoll.com mannequins driving the Corvette that was on display at AEE. A "special dispensation" could be granted to Sierra Sinn if she appears in 3 more JM vids by the end of 2006.
They'll run over Swan aka Justine Joli aka impish cunt twice. Riley Mason thrice.
Posted by: Dane
Re: Neu Wave Hookers 2 - 02/09/06 08:09 AM
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I hear the sequel to "Neu Wave Hookers" will involve:
1. Eor McakkAi being sodomized by Devinn Lane (damn my spelling!)
2. The entire cast of "Neu Wave Hookers 1" begin summarily run over by robotic versions of the www.realdoll.com mannequins driving the Corvette that was on display at AEE. A "special dispensation" could be granted to Sierra Sinn if she appears in 3 more JM vids by the end of 2006.
They'll run over Swan aka Justine Joli aka impish cunt twice. Riley Mason thrice.
I'd have sex with Riley Mason 1,000,000 times but on the other hand I'd have sex with a tijauna hooker 1,000,000 times as well, but no, Riley is hot. the shit she did with bang bros
Posted by: smutspov
Re: Neu Wave Hookers 2 - 02/09/06 10:32 AM
This now leads me to ponder who'll open their arms to wonder boy Eon and somehow I think he'd fit right in over @ Evil Angel judging by the recent turn of events there as well. Glad to see Jules bailed as EA continues to erode and ruin its rep via the trannies.
Posted by: have2cit
Re: Neu Wave Hookers 2 - 02/09/06 10:44 AM
maybe ryan can help eon find some work as a bottom
Posted by: 2cums
Re: Neu Wave Hookers 2 - 02/09/06 04:48 PM
malachi already has that covered.
Posted by: smutspov
Re: VCA PICTURES SAYS GOODBYE TO EON MCKAI - 02/09/06 06:10 PM
I'd like to take this oppurtunity to commend VCA for dropping this clown. It's no loss, keeping him around would be a bigger loss.
Posted by: reviewerboy
Re: VCA PICTURES SAYS GOODBYE TO EON MCKAI - 02/09/06 06:25 PM
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I'd like to take this oppurtunity to commend VCA for dropping this clown. It's no loss, keeping him around would be a bigger loss.
I dug up some of his older posts and I was surprised to see that he was, quite literally, illiterate.
It was like he had the literacy skills of a fifth grader, and he didn't seem all that bright when I could make out what he was saying. So what's this guys story, how did he get the cool ass gig of directing porn?
Did nepotism have something to do with it, or was he just lucky?
Posted by: smutspov
Re: VCA PICTURES SAYS GOODBYE TO EON MCKAI - 02/10/06 07:20 AM
Well, one theory going around is that he must be good at sucking dick. 
Posted by: fuck off and die
Re: VCA PICTURES SAYS GOODBYE TO EON MCKAI - 02/10/06 08:38 AM
thanks for not running me over with the realdolls corvette...
>>>maybe it is cause i am barely in that movie...i think my whole scene lasted all of 5 min...haha
that was the most difficult dp scene ever!!
there are few things i hate in the world more than a limp dick
>>>maybe it is cause i am barely in that movie...i think my whole scene lasted all of 5 min...haha
that was the most difficult dp scene ever!!
there are few things i hate in the world more than a limp dick
Posted by: reviewerboy
Re: VCA PICTURES SAYS GOODBYE TO EON MCKAI - 02/10/06 10:04 AM
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thanks for not running me over with the realdolls corvette...
>>>maybe it is cause i am barely in that movie...i think my whole scene lasted all of 5 min...haha
that was the most difficult dp scene ever!!
there are few things i hate in the world more than a limp dick
It's not your fault.
Eon crashed that plane, and you (and everyone else in that movie) just happened to be a passenger on board.
Ride it out and forget about it. From the looks of it, Eon is quickly becoming old news.
Posted by: smutspov
Re: VCA PICTURES SAYS GOODBYE TO EON MCKAI - 02/10/06 11:51 AM
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thanks for not running me over with the realdolls corvette...
>>>maybe it is cause i am barely in that movie...i think my whole scene lasted all of 5 min...haha
that was the most difficult dp scene ever!!
there are few things i hate in the world more than a limp dick
Hey Sierra, you're still cool, but the scene was so poorly lit I would'nt have been able to enjoy it even it were hot & it left me limp, too. Give us some details, baby.
Posted by: sexycity
Re: VCA PICTURES SAYS GOODBYE TO EON MCKAI - 02/10/06 01:04 PM
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I'd like to take this oppurtunity to commend VCA for dropping this clown. It's no loss, keeping him around would be a bigger loss.
I dug up some of his older posts and I was surprised to see that he was, quite literally, illiterate.
It was like he had the literacy skills of a fifth grader, and he didn't seem all that bright when I could make out what he was saying. So what's this guys story, how did he get the cool ass gig of directing porn?
Did nepotism have something to do with it, or was he just lucky?
He is very tight with Veronica Hart and Jim Malibu. They got him in the door. I think he should have taken whatever they were offering, because its just a matter of time before his day job finds out about his porn work. At least he'd have some sort of income to scrape by on.
Posted by: RenfieldGyps
Re: Neu Wave Hookers 2 - 02/10/06 03:48 PM
Quote:Yeah and Im sure she would have sex with you too.Quote:
I hear the sequel to "Neu Wave Hookers" will involve:
1. Eor McakkAi being sodomized by Devinn Lane (damn my spelling!)
2. The entire cast of "Neu Wave Hookers 1" begin summarily run over by robotic versions of the www.realdoll.com mannequins driving the Corvette that was on display at AEE. A "special dispensation" could be granted to Sierra Sinn if she appears in 3 more JM vids by the end of 2006.
They'll run over Swan aka Justine Joli aka impish cunt twice. Riley Mason thrice.
I'd have sex with Riley Mason 1,000,000 times but on the other hand I'd have sex with a tijauna hooker 1,000,000 times as well, but no, Riley is hot. the shit she did with bang bros
Posted by: 2cums
Re: VCA PICTURES SAYS GOODBYE TO EON MCKAI - 02/10/06 05:17 PM
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thanks for not running me over with the realdolls corvette...
>>>maybe it is cause i am barely in that movie...i think my whole scene lasted all of 5 min...haha
that was the most difficult dp scene ever!!
there are few things i hate in the world more than a limp dick
Don't worry Sierra. Its just one bad movie, no one is going to watch it anyhow.
Posted by: smutspov
Re: VCA PICTURES SAYS GOODBYE TO EON MCKAI - 02/10/06 07:01 PM
Some scumpany will give this "visionary" a deal eventually like prolly soon though Mckai's dreck makes Femme Productions look hot.
Posted by: Dane
Re: Neu Wave Hookers 2 - 02/10/06 11:29 PM
Quote:Quote:Yeah and Im sure she would have sex with you too.Quote:
I hear the sequel to "Neu Wave Hookers" will involve:
1. Eor McakkAi being sodomized by Devinn Lane (damn my spelling!)
2. The entire cast of "Neu Wave Hookers 1" begin summarily run over by robotic versions of the www.realdoll.com mannequins driving the Corvette that was on display at AEE. A "special dispensation" could be granted to Sierra Sinn if she appears in 3 more JM vids by the end of 2006.
They'll run over Swan aka Justine Joli aka impish cunt twice. Riley Mason thrice.
I'd have sex with Riley Mason 1,000,000 times but on the other hand I'd have sex with a tijauna hooker 1,000,000 times as well, but no, Riley is hot. the shit she did with bang bros
Posted by: loopnode
Re: Neu Wave Hookers 2 - 02/11/06 12:21 AM
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2. The entire cast of "Neu Wave Hookers 1" begin summarily run over by robotic versions of the www.realdoll.com mannequins driving the Corvette that was on display at AEE. A "special dispensation" could be granted to Sierra Sinn if she appears in 3 more JM vids by the end of 2006.
They'll run over Swan aka Justine Joli aka impish cunt twice. Riley Mason thrice.
the dolls from realdoll.com are scary... but really well made.
Posted by: smutspov
Re: Neu Wave Hookers 2 - 02/11/06 12:51 AM
As creepy as those dolls are, they're way hotter than your average alt.porn babe. 
lol.
lol.
Posted by: smutspov
Re: Neu Wave Hookers 2 - 02/11/06 03:06 PM
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As creepy as those dolls are, they're way hotter than your average alt.porn babe.
Posted by: Jeff Steward
Re: VCA PICTURES SAYS GOODBYE TO EON MCKAI - 02/13/06 08:42 AM
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He is very tight with Veronica Hart and Jim Malibu.
Veronica Hart????Isnt that some old used up porn whore?and what the fuck is a Jim Malibu.
Posted by: Monstar
Re: Neu Wave Hookers 2 - 02/13/06 09:53 AM
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As creepy as those dolls are, they're way hotter than your average alt.porn babe.
ya know, i'll give credit where credit is due, i was on set about 2 weeks ago (a david stanley shoot) and watched joanna angel fuck, that girl can move her stuff.
fuck all the alt porn nonsense, she broke it down like someone was gong to take her money away from her if she didn't...
I'll watch her stuff. she has a nice rack too.
Posted by: smutspov
Re: VCA PICTURES SAYS GOODBYE TO EON MCKAI - 02/15/06 09:47 AM
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He is very tight with Veronica Hart and Jim Malibu.
Veronica Hart????Isnt that some old used up porn whore?and what the fuck is a Jim Malibu.
It could be worse. It could Veronica Vera & Biff Malibu.
Posted by: sexycity
Re: VCA PICTURES SAYS GOODBYE TO EON MCKAI - 02/17/06 11:48 PM
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He is very tight with Veronica Hart and Jim Malibu.
Veronica Hart????Isnt that some old used up porn whore?and what the fuck is a Jim Malibu.
She's an ex-performer who now directs and produces. Jim Malibu is also a director. Plus McKai graduated from that expensive film school in LA (not USC or UCLA, but another); that have to have helped.
Posted by: smutspov
Re: VCA PICTURES SAYS GOODBYE TO EON MCKAI - 02/18/06 10:13 AM
I think Jeff was being sarcastic, but the refresher helps clear it up that they're not just ghosts of the past, just the undead.
Posted by: Willie D
Re: VCA PICTURES SAYS GOODBYE TO EON MCKAI - 02/18/06 01:14 PM
Lemme try a review of this "Neu Wave Hookers..."
You can choose between the "three-word review:" Neu Wave Waste
or the "two-word review:" not
-worthy
or the "one-word review:" alt.crap
You can choose between the "three-word review:" Neu Wave Waste
or the "two-word review:" not
-worthyor the "one-word review:" alt.crap
Posted by: jamesn
Re: VCA PICTURES SAYS GOODBYE TO EON MCKAI - 02/18/06 06:03 PM
you mean this one, one of the "least selective" institutions in the country?
pee-wee herman's a distinguished alumni.
pee-wee herman's a distinguished alumni.
Posted by: Willie D
Re: VCA PICTURES SAYS GOODBYE TO EON MCKAI - 02/18/06 06:18 PM
So Eon spent $28 grand a year for 3 years to procure an MFA from an obscure film school...and this has qualified him to do nothing more than make bad porn?
If I were Mommy and Daddy McKai I be asking for my money back.
If I were Mommy and Daddy McKai I be asking for my money back.
Posted by: smutspov
Re: VCA PICTURES SAYS GOODBYE TO EON MCKAI - 02/18/06 07:32 PM
Spounds like the Apex Tech of cinematography. lol. I was betting Mcgai would join Evil Angel though now I wonder if this means Steve Hirsch is gay.