TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M.E

Posted by: Monstar

TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M.E - 05/04/06 04:46 PM

TARYN THOMAS Ascends on Genesis 'Hot' List, Achieves F.A.M.E!


(Hollywood, Ca) Porn super starlet, Taryn Thomas, is recognized for bringing her 'A' game to Adult Entertainment!

The Italian beauty started the week by making a stunning debut on Genesis Magazine's Hot 100 Pornstars list, appearing in the number 19 spot, the highest ranking for a girl in her first year of porn!

"Wow! That is so cool! My Idol, Belladonna, is number 17. For anyone to even consider me to being close to her level, like that, is very over whelming." Thomas said when noted of her stellar placement.

Following the Genesis announcement, the F.A.M.E Awards finalist were made known. Taryn not only secured the two categories she was initially nominated in, Rookie Starlet of the Year & Favorite Anal Starlet, but astonishingly acquired a third as well, for the "The Perfect SlutThe Dirtiest Girl in Porn" category!

The nomination for Favorite Rookie Starlet in the Fans of Adult Media & Entertainment was striking as Taryn has been nominated in a version of this category by the XRCO, AVN, CAVR & RogReviews.com Awards. Thomas not only captured the RogReviews.com Award for Fan Fave - Best Newbie but also won the Fan Fave - Best Female Performer as well!

Taryn excitedly comments "I'm so appreciative of the fans taking notice of me! It's the fans that won me the Rog Awards, and who I connect with. I'm the girl next door, I just happen to do a lot of nasty stuff in movies!"

Having already gained some acknowledgment for her prominent turn in the highly regarded "Vault of Whores" from Evil Angel, Taryn is now aiming to take her HardCore style into the XXX feature world, where she will also be able to utilize her acting skills.

Taryn Thomas, a lightning bolt of sexuality, Unleashed! For your viewing pleasure!

For more on Taryn, please visit www.TarynThomas.com and www.MySpace.com/TarynThomas.

To Interview Taryn for your Website or Publication
Please contact Alexander 'Monstar' Raymond
Monstar@ContactPornStars.com


a press release by
The Star Factory
"Don't Just Work For The Machine...Make the Machine Work For You"

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Posted by: The Ghost Is Toast

Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M.E - 05/05/06 12:50 AM

I've not seen any of Taryn's movies, but I voted for her in the second round of F.A.M.E., just because I didn't want to see Monstar go hungry!

But joking aside, keep on pimpin' ....I hope all your efforts come to fruition and she gets at least one of the awards she's up for.

Speaking of which, M*, you might want to consider offering your services to Naomi...how did she not make it into the final for 'Best Butt'?
Posted by: jamesn

Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M. - 05/05/06 12:52 AM

ok, monstar, i love you but i think like a bastard.forgive my ignorance of the business, i don't work in it.

i'm curious exactly how a taryn benefits from PR and awards at this point. i assume her rates are pretty much set, she's got an agent and at this point it's perhaps unreasonable to expect her to be contracted. given her "sabbaticals" from the industry it seems that even if you could get her work seven days a week, it's unlikely she considers 6 shoots a week desirable at this point.

my point isn't to shit on you, it's just after x-years, what's the point?
Posted by: It Was Fun

Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M. - 05/05/06 12:58 AM

Sometimes girlies just wanna be famous. Instead of going mainstream hollywood, they go this way? Or dont wanna deal with the PR themselves. But hey, if Taryn is willing to fork up the doh to monSTAR then WOOT WOOT score for Monstar.

Does the money Taryn give you go to toilet paper, shampoo and glitter? hehe
Posted by: Monstar

Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M. - 05/05/06 02:03 AM

I think, to an extent, gen kinda hit it on the head. about fame. Taryn does want to win awards, to get noticed for what she does, by people she works alongside with..

...and i do think what you ask is a valid question.

I don't think the P.R. will help her anymore in terms of her working in front of a camera, but she just started feature dancing, getting her name out there, and on magazine covers, interviews with sources outside of the industry, will hopefully help her come up on more loot.

The more name recognition she has, the more options she will have which don't involve anal action..as we both know a girls time is limited as fuck...I'd like for her to make some scratch off her website, the dancing, hosting clubs, get some more pull so she can better call her own shots in the business.

...and that's kinda the work i face...in contrast to say Stormy, who is the Big Breasted Hot Blonde, she sells herself..Taryn on the other hand is really the girl next door. when she is home, she's on her myspace, listening to her music, trying to figure out photoshop... but then again that is her appeal. ...aside from the anal thing.
Posted by: Monstar

Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M. - 05/05/06 02:06 AM

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Does the money Taryn give you go to toilet paper, shampoo and glitter? hehe



Stormy laid it out the other day "I keep you fed, Taryn keeps a roof over your head."

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I've not seen any of Taryn's movies, but I voted for her in the second round of F.A.M.E., just because I didn't want to see Monstar go hungry!

But joking aside, keep on pimpin' ....I hope all your efforts come to fruition and she gets at least one of the awards she's up for.



I hope so too...

in the Rookie Starlet of the Year she's up against:
Alektra Blue
Austyn Moore
Brandy Talore
Jenna Presley
Julia Bond
McKenzie Lee
Taryn Thomas
The Love Twins

i'm actually suprised no courtney, hil scott, Jasmine or Sunny lane... so who knows how the voting may go..

In Favorite Anal Starlet:
Ashley Blue
Flower Tucci
Katsumi
Lanny Barby
Taryn Thomas
Taylor Rain
Teagan Presley
Tiffany Mynx

...a little more of the usual suspects, that one may be tough...

in The Perfect Slut… Dirtiest girl in porn:
Ariana Jollee
Audrey Hollander
Hillary Scott
Jasmine Byrne
Kelly Wells
Melissa Lauren
Sandra Romain
Taryn Thomas

wow...that is a one hell of a line-up.
Posted by: Charlie Malloy

Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M. - 05/05/06 07:47 AM

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in the Rookie Starlet of the Year she's up against:
Alektra Blue
Austyn Moore
Brandy Talore
Jenna Presley
Julia Bond
McKenzie Lee
Taryn Thomas
The Love Twins

i'm actually suprised no courtney, hil scott, Jasmine or Sunny lane... so who knows how the voting may go..




Exactly. That list--the Love Twins?--says a hell of a lot about those "awards." How fucking hard is it to come up with a reasonable list of nominees to choose from??? Half of those girls, hot or not, don't deserve to be there.
Posted by: Jenna Presley

Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M. - 05/11/06 06:08 PM

I am stoked to be nominated. But man, Taryn...... Girl Im sure you got it in the bag, I am happy to even be placed in a category with you! GREAT job girl!!!
xoxo Jenna Presley
Posted by: reviewerboy

Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M. - 05/12/06 12:37 PM

Just watched Gangbang Auditions 19. God, Taryn is fucking hot!


Posted by: Monstar

Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M. - 05/12/06 12:59 PM

geezus. this chick is gunna get lung cancer. she is a damn chain smoker.

marlboro called her the other day and said "yo, it's all good, we got some loot, you can ease up now."

but she burns threw those fuckers...

Posted by: reviewerboy

Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M. - 05/12/06 01:15 PM

It's the food of super models is it not?
Posted by: kneegrow

Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M. - 05/12/06 01:17 PM

Taryn reminds me of a man. I really do not like her. She's not quite on the level of Ashley Blue... but still, fuck Taryn and her pizza party.
Posted by: reviewerboy

Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M. - 05/12/06 01:33 PM

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Taryn reminds me of a man. I really do not like her. She's not quite on the level of Ashley Blue




Taryn is young, thin and beautiful and she throws a pretty good fuck.

Ashley is... well, you know. I do like that Ash is a pervert, but her diva attitude just kills it everytime.
Posted by: Monstar

Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M. - 05/12/06 01:57 PM

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Taryn reminds me of a man. I really do not like her. She's not quite on the level of Ashley Blue... but still, fuck Taryn and her pizza party.




No, fuck you. I saved a couple of pepperoni slices for you and this is the fucking thanks i get???

next time we are going to Chuck E. Cheese and you are sooooo not invited.
Posted by: reviewerboy

Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M. - 05/12/06 02:01 PM

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Taryn reminds me of a man.



Monstar, I didn't understand it either.

Man, Taryn is so far from a man, it's not funny. If I was in a club and a bitch as hot as Taryn even shot me a glance, I'd probably unload in my pants

Posted by: lance69

Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M. - 05/12/06 02:17 PM

Taryn is stupid hot! No accounting for taste, but damn thats an early sign of glaucoma kneegrow.
Posted by: Charlie Malloy

Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M. - 05/12/06 02:40 PM

I have to say, I've heard the same sorts of things from other guys. HOWEVER, Taryn is definitely hot in person. Much smaller and cuter than she appears in just about any of the pics I've seen of her.
Posted by: Willie D

Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M. - 05/12/06 03:32 PM

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No, fuck you. I saved a couple of pepperoni slices for you and this is the fucking thanks i get???

next time we are going to Chuck E. Cheese and you are sooooo not invited.


Why not take her to Hooters?

Chuck E. Sleaze is gross, but those places print money, so if you ever get a chance to buy into one...do it.
Posted by: Monstar

Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M. - 05/12/06 04:53 PM

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Why not take her to Hooters?



I just asked her...I thought she would say "FUCK NO" because she used to work there, but she said:

"possibly...for the cheese fries"
Posted by: kneegrow

Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M. - 05/13/06 11:15 AM

No, actually fuck you, Monstar. You androgynous abomination!
Posted by: have2cit

Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M. - 05/13/06 11:57 AM

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No, actually fuck you, Monstar. You androgynous abomination!



Do you often enjoy fucking androgynous abominations jamie? why doesn't that surprise me? If your dick won't get hard for Taryn you might as well just .
Posted by: reviewerboy

Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M. - 05/13/06 12:33 PM

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No, actually fuck you, Monstar. You androgynous abomination!



Do you often enjoy fucking androgynous abominations jamie? why doesn't that surprise me? If your dick won't get hard for Taryn you might as well just .




Yeah Jamie (that your name?) wuz your problem -- Taryn's shit is tizite.

Have2cit -- uhm, at least he doesn't go whacky over Ryan Knox. See every post Have2cit has made in the last three months.

Glad to see you're moving on to other boys... God, dude,, ease up on the gay. You spend all your time talking about other guys -- it's fucking scary.
Posted by: have2cit

Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M. - 05/13/06 01:42 PM

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No, actually fuck you, Monstar. You androgynous abomination!



Do you often enjoy fucking androgynous abominations jamie? why doesn't that surprise me? If your dick won't get hard for Taryn you might as well just .




Yeah Jamie (that your name?) wuz your problem -- Taryn's shit is tizite.

Have2cit -- uhm, at least he doesn't go whacky over Ryan Knox. See every post Have2cit has made in the last three months.

Glad to see you're moving on to other boys... God, dude,, ease up on the gay. You spend all your time talking about other guys -- it's fucking scary.



My only hope is that you to will move on very soon
Posted by: reviewerboy

Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M. - 05/13/06 02:11 PM

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No, actually fuck you, Monstar. You androgynous abomination!



Do you often enjoy fucking androgynous abominations jamie? why doesn't that surprise me? If your dick won't get hard for Taryn you might as well just .




Yeah Jamie (that your name?) wuz your problem -- Taryn's shit is tizite.

Have2cit -- uhm, at least he doesn't go whacky over Ryan Knox. See every post Have2cit has made in the last three months.

Glad to see you're moving on to other boys... God, dude,, ease up on the gay. You spend all your time talking about other guys -- it's fucking scary.



My only hope is that you to will move on very soon




Cit, that's all you got?

You used to be the Bob Probert of message board scraps, now it seems like you're shooting for a Lady Bing.

Where's the, 'you're gay'? Or the, 'I'm raping your colon'? I thought my ass would be 'bleeding'. I'm getting nothing.

Have2cit, come back when you feel better. I think the whole Ryan Knox love-in really wore you down.

The tranny in my avatar wants to know what's wrong too.

Cit, I'm worried.
Posted by: have2cit

Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M. - 05/13/06 02:26 PM

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Cit, that's all you got?

You used to be the Bob Probert of message board scraps, now it seems like you're shooting for a Lady Bing.

Where's the, 'you're gay'? Or the, 'I'm raping your colon'? I thought my ass would be 'bleeding'. I'm getting nothing.

Have2cit, come back when you feel better. I think the whole Ryan Knox love-in really wore you down.

The tranny in my avatar wants to know what's wrong too.

Cit, I'm worried.



Oh, you are already back from writing the reviews no one reads? See I'm not gay so I don't wish to actually stick my penis into you. Ryan is dead and buried too bad you're not, that's really the only thing that will make me feel better Euro-douche wannabe.
Posted by: reviewerboy

Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M. - 05/13/06 02:32 PM

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Cit, that's all you got?

You used to be the Bob Probert of message board scraps, now it seems like you're shooting for a Lady Bing.

Where's the, 'you're gay'? Or the, 'I'm raping your colon'? I thought my ass would be 'bleeding'. I'm getting nothing.

Have2cit, come back when you feel better. I think the whole Ryan Knox love-in really wore you down.

The tranny in my avatar wants to know what's wrong too.

Cit, I'm worried.



Oh, you are already back from writing the reviews no one reads? See I'm not gay so I don't wish to actually stick my penis into you. Ryan is dead and buried too bad you're not, that's really the only thing that will make me feel better Euro-douche wannabe.





Actually, my review was quite well read. Thanks.

As for you sticking your penis into me, if you gotta do it, then just ram it the fuck in there! Make the sum bitch bleed. I want my colon to be getting stitched up tonight. Then I'll come back and you can do me again... the right way.

When you're done with me, would you also do the tranny in my avatar? She's been good lately.
Posted by: jamesn

Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M. - 05/13/06 02:40 PM

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Ariana had a boyfriend, an older guy in his early thirties. He was an adult film actor too, but they didn't have sex. The relationships was mentally monogamous, but they had sex with many other people. Lately he had been getting on her nerves though. He was too negative, too jaded. He had been in the business too long. ...She didn't even want sex anymore. It was rare when she had sex off the job...

...Ariana lay on the bed in a fetal position with her thumb in her mouth.
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Posted by: reviewerboy

Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M. - 05/13/06 02:42 PM

JamesN... you're a PA right.

Uhm, go fetch me a coffee would you.
Posted by: jamesn

Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M. - 05/13/06 02:43 PM

yeah. will do sir.
Posted by: jamesn

Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M. - 05/13/06 02:44 PM

should i get one for gay joey ray too?
Posted by: reviewerboy

Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M. - 05/13/06 02:44 PM

In the immortal words of Brandon Iron in Slap Happy.

"Good toilet!"
Posted by: reviewerboy

Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M. - 05/13/06 02:45 PM

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should i get one for gay joey ray too?



Hey, Dale and Joey were just friends dammit!

Just friends!
Posted by: have2cit

Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M. - 05/13/06 02:45 PM

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Actually, my review was quite well read. Thanks.

As for you sticking your penis into me, if you gotta do it, then just ram it the fuck in there! Make the sum bitch bleed. I want my colon to be getting stitched up tonight. Then I'll come back and you can do me again... the right way.

When you're done with me, would you also do the tranny in my avatar? She's been good lately.



I'm sure it's as well read as a pris post.

Why do I have to be the one to sexually gratify you? Doesn't Canada have enough male prostitutes for you?

Is chickenmaster the only intelligent human being in Canada? What is there 50,000 people there, surely they could find at least one more who doesn't suck the sweat from a moose scrotum.
Posted by: jamesn

Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M. - 05/13/06 02:46 PM

tony twist would defeat a dirty bomb. last of the great canadians.
Posted by: reviewerboy

Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M. - 05/13/06 02:47 PM

When you talk dirty Have2Cit, it makes me all wet down there.

Posted by: have2cit

Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M. - 05/13/06 02:50 PM

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When you talk dirty Have2Cit, it makes me all wet down there.





and when you talk dirty you sound brazilian
Posted by: reviewerboy

Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M. - 05/13/06 02:50 PM

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tony twist would defeat a dirty bomb. last of the great canadians.



Dirty fighter, Twist was. He played for Quebec too.

Me no likey.
Posted by: reviewerboy

Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M. - 05/13/06 02:53 PM

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When you talk dirty Have2Cit, it makes me all wet down there.





That comment was Smartt, get it? Smartt.

and when you talk dirty you sound brazilian




Okay, I'll give that one to you. That was some funny shit!

I'm glad I was able to bring you outta your slump Cit. Now let's get to making my ass bleed.
Posted by: jamesn

Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M. - 05/13/06 02:53 PM

i'm not really a pa, although it's close to an accurate job-title. why don't you have a website?
Posted by: jamesn

Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M. - 05/13/06 02:54 PM

ariana's mentally-ill, in an abusive relationship with joey ray, and addicted to methamphetamine. don't you feel awkward about beating off to her?
Posted by: have2cit

Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M. - 05/13/06 02:56 PM

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When you talk dirty Have2Cit, it makes me all wet down there.





That comment was Smartt, get it? Smartt.

and when you talk dirty you sound brazilian




Okay, I'll give that one to you. That was some funny shit!

I'm glad I was able to bring you outta your slump Cit. Now let's get to making my ass bleed.



I'm sure your ass bleeds completely on it's own without any external stimuli. You seem like a bleeder.
Posted by: reviewerboy

Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M. - 05/13/06 02:56 PM

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i'm not really a pa, although it's close to an accurate job-title. why don't you have a website?



Very strange question... Website.

Huh?
Posted by: jamesn

Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M. - 05/13/06 02:58 PM

oh, i meant like rog/snowman/etc have their own sites for reviews.
Posted by: reviewerboy

Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M. - 05/13/06 02:58 PM

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ariana's mentally-ill, in an abusive relationship with joey ray, and addicted to methamphetamine. don't you feel awkward about beating off to her?



News flash, almost every porn girl can be diagnosed with one of those problems.

I like Ariana cuz she's a great performer.

Posted by: reviewerboy

Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M. - 05/13/06 02:59 PM

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oh, i meant like rog/snowman/etc have their own sites for reviews.



Oh, it was a kinda diss.
Posted by: reviewerboy

Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M. - 05/13/06 03:00 PM

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When you talk dirty Have2Cit, it makes me all wet down there.





That comment was Smartt, get it? Smartt.

and when you talk dirty you sound brazilian




Okay, I'll give that one to you. That was some funny shit!

I'm glad I was able to bring you outta your slump Cit. Now let's get to making my ass bleed.



I'm sure your ass bleeds completely on it's own without any external stimuli. You seem like a bleeder.



Hot!
Posted by: have2cit

Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M. - 05/13/06 03:01 PM

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When you talk dirty Have2Cit, it makes me all wet down there.





That comment was Smartt, get it? Smartt.

and when you talk dirty you sound brazilian




Okay, I'll give that one to you. That was some funny shit!

I'm glad I was able to bring you outta your slump Cit. Now let's get to making my ass bleed.



I'm sure your ass bleeds completely on it's own without any external stimuli. You seem like a bleeder.



Hot!



Not!
Posted by: jamesn

Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M. - 05/13/06 03:09 PM

hypothetically, would you use the condoms from a tranny-shoot with ariana as chewing gum?
Posted by: jamesn

Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M. - 05/13/06 03:10 PM

trick question!

she wouldn't use condoms with trannies!
Posted by: have2cit

Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M. - 05/13/06 03:11 PM

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hypothetically, would you use the condoms from a tranny-shoot with ariana as chewing gum?



I thought she did that already
Posted by: reviewerboy

Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M. - 05/13/06 05:31 PM

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hypothetically, would you use the condoms from a tranny-shoot with ariana as chewing gum?



I thought she did that already



Yup she did.

She had sex with 15 trannies, all of whom donned a condom for the penetration.

Would I use said condoms as chewing gum? Uhm, probably not. Latex just doesn't have that tangy twist I like in my chewing gum.
Posted by: jamesn

Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M. - 05/13/06 06:37 PM

Posted by: It Was Fun

Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M. - 05/13/06 06:41 PM

holy shit what the hell is on that big stick? It took me a while to notice it
Posted by: jamesn

Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M. - 05/13/06 06:43 PM

rhino beetle. carrotcake, thank goodness padova. thank goodness.
Posted by: It Was Fun

Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M. - 05/13/06 06:44 PM

MmMmmmm yum!
Posted by: reviewerboy

Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M. - 05/13/06 06:57 PM

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rhino beetle. carrotcake, thank goodness padova. thank goodness.



That's the second time you've posted a pic of a Rhino Beetle in unison with a discussion about Ariana.

Does she remind you of that bug? Apparently, it can carry 850 times its own body weight and is considered one of the strongest animals in the world.

Am I wrong, or are you insinuating that Ariana Jollee has a strong work ethic and powerful drive? If so, JamesN, I have to agree.

Ariana Jollee is a role model!
Posted by: jamesn

Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M. - 05/13/06 07:04 PM

Hey, ignorant fuck. the first was a stag beetle. distinctly different from a rhino beetle. maybe i'll just post
Posted by: reviewerboy

Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M. - 05/13/06 07:10 PM

I apologize, I'm not as versed in beetles as say... you?

Can't believe I was just called a dumbfuck because I don't know the difference between a stag and a rhino beetle? WTF?
Posted by: reviewerboy

Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M. - 05/13/06 07:11 PM

By the way... Creepiest fucking thing I've ever seen, and if I even saw that shit for real, i wouldn't sleep for a month.
Posted by: jamesn

Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M. - 05/13/06 07:11 PM

i have unreasonable expectations of others. that's why i'm the best damn PA in the biz.
Posted by: have2cit

Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M. - 05/13/06 07:20 PM

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hypothetically, would you use the condoms from a tranny-shoot with ariana as chewing gum?



I thought she did that already



Yup she did.

She had sex with 15 trannies, all of whom donned a condom for the penetration.

Would I use said condoms as chewing gum? Uhm, probably not. Latex just doesn't have that tangy twist I like in my chewing gum.



You did know arianna was born a man didn't you? It's a big industry secret.
Posted by: Monstar

Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M. - 05/14/06 12:05 AM

you de-railing lot of heathens.

please take the antagonisms to the cage or shit list, lest I catch the wrath of a small but mouthy italian with a penchant for putting things up her ass and leaving her towels everywhere.

Posted by: k1ng

Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M. - 05/14/06 12:12 AM

If that pic wasn't watermarked with a tarynthomas.com I'd say a stalker took it. The sleeping close up shot boarders on creepy fanboy.
Posted by: jamesn

Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M. - 05/28/07 01:25 PM

what a difference a year makes!