Cumshots and the places they land

Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Cumshots and the places they land - 11/22/08 04:12 PM

In the spirit of friendship and sharing, I offer these images for your entertainment.

Alektra Blue: Something Wicked this way cums....and then she swallows.

Faith gazes into her cloudy future. She likes what she sees apparently.

This is not what I meant when I said I like my martinis "shaken, not stirred." Sure, Agent Double Blow 7...dudes. Sure.

Enjoy your Quantum of Solace or whatever the fuck you call it. Looks like a mouthful of goo to me.

Kaycee Dean watches a stunt cock do...a stunt. Rim ricochet, bravo!

Presley Maddox wonders if Joe Francis, her former employer at Girls Gone Wild, will think her performance is a bit too wild.

Shayna "Salty Tonsils" Night shows us who the real Dark (K)night is. "Where's Robin? Oh...there you are! That's a big load, Boy Wonder." Well, we wonder, too, Shayna. We wonder when you will stop being such a whore and get your agency going again.

Sasha Grey ponders the futility of life and chanels Descartes for the strength to exist.

Jackie Ashe, happy camper. Now she's a Mommie. When her baby throws up formula, you can't tell them apart.

Jackie Diaz, only a couple years past her quinceara. It's always Taco Time when she's around. (funny only to Canadians)

Isabel Ice, hot as fuck.
Posted by: Icetech

Re: Cumshots and the places they land - 11/22/08 04:14 PM

What images? .... nevermind:)
Posted by: Skip Althoff

Re: Cumshots and the places they land - 11/22/08 04:31 PM

All nice, thanks. But I'd rank Courtney Simpson's cum gobbling above these.
Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Cumshots and the places they land - 11/22/08 04:57 PM

Really? Would you really rank these women and their performances as if you were some sort of Roman Emperor being entertained in a sex coliseum? I would, too.


Look at the dejected look on this young lady's face as she realizes that you prefer Courtney to her....to HER! Is it because Courtney was a cheerleader at Arizona State University? Why do all the popular girls get all the attention?? WHY???


And another thing.....enough of all this white-on-black crime....enough!
Posted by: Taylor Street

Re: Cumshots and the places they land - 11/22/08 05:37 PM

bro,
im not going to score any points here with you but im only seeing one hot chick in the above pics. just my 2 cents. do you adopt a catch all philosphy in your recruiting? most are decent though
Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Cumshots and the places they land - 11/22/08 06:22 PM

I hope you are not calling Sasha Grey ugly. Them's fightin' words.
Posted by: Dean Wormer

Re: Cumshots and the places they land - 11/22/08 11:50 PM

So Jackie Ashe is a mommy. Is that the reason she came back into porn. Because she has to?
Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Cumshots and the places they land - 11/23/08 01:27 AM

No, she wants to. That little freak is a sperm eater both on and off camera.
Posted by: Dean Wormer

Re: Cumshots and the places they land - 11/23/08 01:36 AM

Quote:

No, she wants to. That little freak is a sperm eater both on and off camera.



Every time except one.
Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Cumshots and the places they land - 11/23/08 12:15 PM

Upon close examination of this screen cap, I am wondering if it was safe to enter this mouth. I'm not a doctor. I'm reaching out to the educated masses of this board in hopes of finding out if I need a tetanus shot or something.


What good does it do me to have the #1 spot for JM Productions VOD if I become incapacitated due to injury or illness?
Will people keep watching if I decide to go the condom-only route like Ed Powers? I'm talking full body wrap. Dental dams....actual dams, not just flimsy plastic.
I am concerned that some of these women may have a little "experience" in the pleasures of the flesh.
Posted by: christianxxx

Re: Cumshots and the places they land - 11/23/08 05:40 PM

presley maddox was so gorgeous and just couldnt keep it together and stay in the business.....she would have been a superstar.
Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Cumshots and the places they land - 11/23/08 05:43 PM

I thought I saw Presley's pics on Goldstar's site and that she no longer does BG. Anyone see her lately?
Posted by: Skip Althoff

Re: Cumshots and the places they land - 11/23/08 07:02 PM

Quote:

Really? Would you really rank these women and their performances as if you were some sort of Roman Emperor being entertained in a sex coliseum? I would, too.


Look at the dejected look on this young lady's face as she realizes that you prefer Courtney to her....to HER! Is it because Courtney was a cheerleader at Arizona State University? Why do all the popular girls get all the attention?? WHY???

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Sorry Brandon, I didn't mean to get all puffed up about Courtney's cum drinking. Yeah the ASU cheerleading gig has an impact on me, but now there's nothing else that she can do in her life to top that scene. Here the parents saved up a few bucks to send their little girl away to college, future teacher possibly. Then you get your hooks into her. There had to be 20 loads in that goblet - her mother must be so fucking proud of her.
Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Cumshots and the places they land - 11/23/08 09:09 PM

22 emissions were captured and preserved, without a single cut I might add, for Courtney to drink.
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Cumshots and the places they land - 11/23/08 10:57 PM

Quote:

I thought I saw Presley's pics on Goldstar's site and that she no longer does BG. Anyone see her lately?



She shot for Billy Watson about 2 months ago as a "return to porn". I don't know if she did any more. She's on either manojob or thedicksuckers.
Posted by: Dean Wormer

Re: Cumshots and the places they land - 11/23/08 11:13 PM

Quote:

Quote:

I thought I saw Presley's pics on Goldstar's site and that she no longer does BG. Anyone see her lately?



She shot for Billy Watson about 2 months ago as a "return to porn". I don't know if she did any more. She's on either manojob or thedicksuckers.



I think she was only doing b/g with her significant other.

Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Cumshots and the places they land - 11/23/08 11:23 PM

Hey. I'm right here. You can call me by my name.