Suggested Reading for Eli

Posted by: gia jordan

Suggested Reading for Eli - 07/01/08 05:21 PM

Great book. The Industry- It's Just Not That Into You
Posted by: jamitinjp

Re: Suggested Reading for Eli - 07/01/08 09:44 PM

that's so hot and funny it makes me wanna fuck you soo bad!!!!
Posted by: Holly Randall

Re: Suggested Reading for Eli - 07/01/08 09:45 PM

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Suggested Reading for Eli - 07/01/08 09:54 PM

Thirty Days to a Debt-Free Life
The Power of Positive Tweaking
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Suggested Reading for Eli - 07/02/08 06:09 AM

I almost cried....yeah call me a big fucking pussy.....but someone actually started a thread other then the Dino (yes I will speak of myself in the 3ed) on or about our beloved and esteemed XPT poster Eli Thomas. If you are ever on the east cost...you know where exactly....pm me and we will hook up for a beer on me....and its for your support...not to get into your pants...although if your inclined to the occasional sport and/or pity fuck I will not refuse your offer.....just be gentle.....I am very low mileage if ya know what I mean.
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Suggested Reading for Eli - 07/02/08 06:11 AM

Eli should start with How to Win Friends and Influence People.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Suggested Reading for Eli - 07/02/08 06:25 AM

ohhhhhhhhhhh sorry but one thing I failed to mention in my above thread is that Eli is actually functionally illiterate....so stop picking on this hapless retard.....ok...let me get my pc out book here....okay, mentally challenged individual would have been the “appropriate” definition.
Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: Suggested Reading for Eli - 07/02/08 06:29 AM

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Eli should start with How to Win Friends and Influence People.



Porn Industry/Whore version----->> How to Influence People Under the Influence to Pay you for doing Less than Zero on their Behalf"
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Suggested Reading for Eli - 07/02/08 06:31 AM

I'd love to know the literacy rate for the porn biz.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Suggested Reading for Eli - 07/02/08 07:13 AM

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I'd love to know the literacy rate for the porn biz.



And to think that BadHabit told Paperchase that PW’s actually read the “contracts”…..Get the fuck out of here……..they are just briefly scanning the form for the words…free, unpaid, test shoot, tfp and by signing this form you hereby relinquish what’s left (if any) of your soul and your dignity and will be said producers personal bootie call on weekends until death do you part…….
Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: Suggested Reading for Eli - 07/02/08 07:32 AM

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I'd love to know the literacy rate for the porn biz.



The opposite of the Herpes Infection rate. if 90% have herpes, 10% can read "Little Redhead" Riding 3 bare hoodlums, on a roaring Sybian powered by the little Engine, Because she could." -- Featuring Cherry Poppens as Little Red; and Kurt Lockwood (the one male Hoodlum that rides the Sybian without any lube.) A cautionary tale that warns if Brandon keeps up his unholy work. Porn chicks will eventually not only be 100% illiterate, but Blind Deaf and Dumb as well, thus triggering Gucci to layoff 30% of it's workforce..
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Suggested Reading for Eli - 07/02/08 07:54 AM

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Porn chicks will eventually not only be 100% illiterate, but Blind Deaf and Dumb as well, thus triggering Gucci to layoff 30% of it's workforce..




Well then there is a light at the end of this tunnel for some of the PW’s. Cause those………… Blind Deaf and Dumb PW's...will sure be able to play some "mean pinball".

Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: Suggested Reading for Eli - 07/02/08 08:46 PM

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The opposite of the Herpes Infection rate. if 90% have herpes, 10% can read "Little Redhead" Riding 3 bare hoodlums, on a roaring Sybian powered by the little Engine, Because she could." -- Featuring Cherry Poppens as Little Red; and Kurt Lockwood (the one male Hoodlum that rides the Sybian without any lube.) A cautionary tale that warns if Brandon keeps up his unholy work. Porn chicks will eventually not only be 100% illiterate, but Blind Deaf and Dumb as well, thus triggering Gucci to layoff 30% of it's workforce..



I know you don't need my approval, but this is a masterpiece.