Bella

Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Bella - 02/18/08 11:26 PM

Ciao, Bella! No, she’s not Italian. She’s a fresh, wet-behind-the-ears, knees-knocking, nervous Nellie who happens to go by the name Bella. She flew from Florida to Los Angeles today and was eager to start work. For the next 10 days, her resume will have “Nude Model” as her occupation. Thank my lucky stars that she swallows because I was a tad backed up. The nuts served up some freshly squeezed liquid love that is currently being broken down by her gastric juices. Let’s meet this 24-year-old tart and all do the 5 knuckle shuffle to her pics.

Bella: http://hidebehind.com/89D441
Angel face: http://hidebehind.com/527CD4
Gecko tattoo #1: http://hidebehind.com/1B2567
Gecko tattoo #2: http://hidebehind.com/DCBAA9
Beaver below gecko: http://hidebehind.com/6E0BCF
Nekkid as the day she was born…back in Dec. 1983: http://hidebehind.com/A5633C
Puss-n-pooper: http://hidebehind.com/F849A4
“But I don’t have a prostate! Why do I have to take the exam?” http://hidebehind.com/36B462
Cheeky monkey: http://hidebehind.com/C0F237
“O……Oh!” http://hidebehind.com/52435D
Scrote stroke: http://hidebehind.com/1AEBF0
Daddy’s little princess about to go log-jammin’….in her mouth. http://hidebehind.com/899ACA
Meat head: http://hidebehind.com/C12BAE

Posted by: SuperDuperBored

Re: Bella - 02/19/08 12:02 AM

She has a very pretty face. Wow, two decent girls in a row. One more, and that is called a winning streak .
Posted by: TheBillyvassi

Re: Bella - 02/19/08 12:37 AM

Yeah what the fuck.


atta boy.
Posted by: Kingfish

Re: Bella - 02/19/08 12:43 AM

I have no smartass observations on this one Brandon; other than she has too many tats for my taste. She has a cute face and a halfway decent body. I guess if you go through enough whores, the law of averages allows you to work with a decent one occasionally.
Posted by: 4 Small Boobies

Re: Bella - 02/19/08 01:57 AM

With all those tats. , does she work for Geico ? Maybe you can save alot of money
Posted by: TheBillyvassi

Re: Bella - 02/19/08 02:30 AM

you guys and your tat issues...tsk.
Posted by: Gigi

Re: Bella - 02/19/08 04:03 AM

brandon always saves a lot of money. that whore would be lucky to have walked away with twenty bucks and a buy-one-get-one coupon for subway.
Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Bella - 02/19/08 01:23 PM

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brandon always saves a lot of money. that whore would be lucky to have walked away with twenty bucks and a buy-one-get-one coupon for subway.




You do not know the half of it, my friend. I pride myself in learning the language of models. Ever hear of TFP? It stands for Time for Print. I don't really know and I don't care, either. All I know is that girls must have quality portfolio pics if they want to succeed in the business. Naturally, as a seasoned professional, I must be compensated for my time. No, no, Bella, I said to bring me a DOUBLE latte. Now walk the 6 blocks back to Starbucks and get it right!

Once I tell women about how I am the big wheel at a certain message board and literally tens of thousands of people will see their images, leading to a ton of work, they drop, suck, and roll the fuck out of my studio.

Is anyone believing this....? Anyone at all???
Posted by: freestylah

Re: Bella - 02/19/08 01:39 PM

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Mr. Irons? Could you be so kind and throw out that hideous couch? And while you're at it: paint the wall another color, please.

Thank you kindly!

Btw, I like the after-the-wedding girls a lot more than the before-the-wedding girls.
Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Bella - 02/19/08 01:48 PM

That couch is not a couch, Sir. It's a double-wide chair. Kind of like the trailer I grew up in. I take great pride in it. My parents would have called it a love seat because 2 people can sit close to each other. Ah, there has been a lot of love. A LOT OF LOVE!!

What colour should I paint the wall? Does this require a xxxpt poll?
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Bella - 02/19/08 01:55 PM

Is that the double-wide chair you were conceived in?
Posted by: freestylah

Re: Bella - 02/19/08 02:13 PM

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...I take great pride in it. My parents would have called it a love seat because 2 people can sit close to each other. Ah, there has been a lot of love. A LOT OF LOVE!!

What colour should I paint the wall? Does this require a xxxpt poll?




If the seat has emotional value, you should keep it by all means. But could you move it to the other side of your trailer?

A white wall would do nicely, if you ask me.
Posted by: Kingfish

Re: Bella - 02/19/08 02:45 PM

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What colour should I paint the wall?




Sir, citizens of the United States are not subjects of The Queen and do not have superfluous u's in their words. It is bad enough you ex-pat Canadians are stealing the meat puppet jobs from our ex-cons, can you at least pretend you are an American by spelling words the appropriate way?
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Bella - 02/19/08 03:12 PM

Too funny...
I read the other resident puckchasers thread today and thought the same thing.
Fucken nogs.
Posted by: JasonH

Re: Bella - 02/19/08 03:15 PM

Nice cold sore she's got on her lip.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Bella - 02/19/08 03:26 PM

Heh...
The n00bs now come equipped with Brandon/herpes slams.
Nice.
Posted by: totally tabitha

Re: Bella - 02/21/08 08:02 AM

Hi Brandon,

I just signed up for this message board and I was excited to see that you're on it too! I'll be at the Phoenix Forum and I'm looking forward to seeing you there. I also plan on being in Woodland Hills the beginning of March as well. I would love to see you then. Keep in touch. Love and Licks, Tabitha
Posted by: Vizzle

Re: Bella - 02/21/08 09:19 AM

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Hi Brandon,

I just signed up for this message board and I was excited to see that you're on it too! I'll be at the Phoenix Forum and I'm looking forward to seeing you there. I also plan on being in Woodland Hills the beginning of March as well. I would love to see you then. Keep in touch. Love and Licks, Tabitha




totally.
Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Bella - 02/21/08 09:56 AM

See you at the Phoenix Forum. I'll bring my camera or I am hoping Gia Jordan will accept my offer of staying in my room.
Posted by: TheBillyvassi

Re: Bella - 02/21/08 11:49 AM

dont star in with that canadian shit again
can the metric shit, get universal.
Posted by: have2cit

Re: Bella - 02/21/08 12:09 PM

No, the metric system is for faggets.
Posted by: TheBillyvassi

Re: Bella - 02/21/08 12:20 PM

I don't think you understood what i was saying.

Try again .
Posted by: have2cit

Re: Bella - 02/21/08 12:45 PM


I'll stand by original statement, the metric system is for faggets.
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: Bella - 02/21/08 12:53 PM

What's a Fagget?

I've heard of the word 'Faggot' directed towards you.

How about 'your posts' are for Dumbshits?
Posted by: have2cit

Re: Bella - 02/21/08 12:58 PM

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What's a Fagget?





Take a close look in the mirror, the next time you leave the interstate rest stop with your sweaty fists full of $5 bills, you will see one there.
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: Bella - 02/21/08 01:01 PM

With you standing in front of me?

Nar Har Har.

I'm not gonna sodomize you for $5 bucks.
Posted by: have2cit

Re: Bella - 02/21/08 01:05 PM

No man would turn his back on you, we know how you swing. Besides, unlike you, I'm not a whore.
Posted by: freestylah

Re: Bella - 02/21/08 02:32 PM

Say Knox? Don't you have some 'wood' problem to take care of?
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: Bella - 02/22/08 12:27 AM

I just sprayed for termites and threw on a fresh coat of Lacquer. Should be good all winter long.
Posted by: TonyMalice

Re: Bella - 02/22/08 01:16 AM

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I just sprayed for termites and threw on a fresh coat of Lacquer. Should be good all winter long.




A seasonal home made herpes treatment? You should market this.
Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Bella - 02/22/08 01:20 AM

What kind of lacquer?
Posted by: have2cit

Re: Bella - 02/22/08 05:36 AM

Lacquer? If he uses enough and waits until it dries, it should keep him stiff for once.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Bella - 03/02/08 08:43 PM

Very cute face on this one, B.