Masturbation: Most dangerous techniques

Men and women will go to great lengths to give themselves sexual satisfaction. Sometimes the results are not what was hoped for. One book mentions the case of a man who tried to masturbate by putting his penis into the sucking end of a vacuum-cleaner. The result was that all the skin was sucked off the penis. This method of masturbation "is not therefore recommended." P. Mantegazza has instanced the case of a penis caught in a bayonet tube and in the bath tub faucet. Many similar such cases are known to doctors and diligent researchers.

It would be much safer to rent or buy one of my fine videos and then jerk yourself stupid IMHO.

BTW, since it was already established that I´m one of your lackeys, can I get some free DVDs?

I´m just a pissy poor guy from Brazil...

what exactly is that? Looks like one of those milking machine things. I sometimes wonder what'd be like to put you cock in one of those things.

Malice

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what exactly is that? Looks like one of those milking machine things. I sometimes wonder what'd be like to put you cock in one of those things.

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Yes, it is one of those milking machine things.

And no, you wouldn´t like to put your cock in one of those things.

They´re usually set to stop only after a minimum of 2 LITERS is extracted.