Introduction to Nice Guy with a Fist full of Rice

I have been cuming to this website for years and now it's time for you to know this gentle and lovable piece of shit...you will cum to love me as you have loved your testicals and assholes.

Everyday I will post a lovely fantasy of mine...it's your job to masturbate and make it come to reality. The first one to pop 100 times will get a giant coffee table shoved up his/her dirty spincters.

Thank you for your worthless time.

Love

Nice Guy

your post is worthless, maybe you should stick to fisting your asshole and displaying pictures of it so the rest of us now that their is a real flamer on the list !