Ladies, does this sound like you?

From theonion.com

Woman Masturbates To Concept Of Commitment
PORTAGE, MI—Soaking in her bathtub Tuesday, area resident Linda Marston, 32, pleasured herself over the thought of a long-term committed relationship. "Mmmm... oh, yeah, baby... I want to settle down with you forever," moaned the never-married Marston, as she gently massaged her clitoris with two fingers. "Oh, God, yes... two kids, maybe three... and a house in the country. Big swingset in the backyard." Several hours later, Marston masturbated again to the idea of loving someone unconditionally through good times and bad.

eh, no. Maybe if the person I felt that way towards was masturbating for me I might have something to that effect running through my mind but... eh no. There's no hope to be happily married.

my thoughts when i masturbate is being completely dominated, toughts of incense burning, blades of knifes gently tracing around my breast and hard nipples, floggers against my back, hair being pulled and the man telling me how my sweet pussy drives him so wild....and the man fucking me like there is no tommorow.....

Maybe you should do some s&m movies.

I have thought about it ....but it is hard to get limits straight with people that film the S&M since most of the ones who film it are not TRULY in the lifestyle....

Well, I would assume there's someone. But bring a friend to help protect you. Or maybe you can direct it yourself so to speak.