Talking to the dead

As some of you perverts know, I'm now in the great beyond where I meet plenty of people and get to critique certain descriptions in Paradise Lost

Does anyone here have any questions they would like to ask of people who have departed to the great beyond?

And yes Brandon, your dad is still mortified by how you earn your living.

I also promise to answer your questions when properly liquored up.

That's a fact jack!

Before this gets started, are the Heaven or Hell rumors accurate? This is important as it potentially puts serious limits on who you are able to rub shoulders with. Well, limits in any case. I mean, depending you may not have access to Jonas Salk or.... I'm blanking on another virtuous Homo sapien.

In her Overstuffed scene, Amber Rayne sits on a lava lamp and exclaims, "Hot! Hot!". Do you hear this among the screams of agony in the hereafter? Is the book "Who's Who in Hell" accurate?

Is there an actual Highway to Hell? If so, is it more congested than the 405?

Only if you pay extra for it!

Holly Randall?

Originally Hell was simply a place where there was no God. Then by popular demand, the big guy down here made it very hot with no water, because that's what the hebes hated. Then the christian dagos came along, and he created Dante world with it's 9 circles of fun. That's where I'm right now. The alternative is Milton world but I hate my ice baths and english poetry.

Normally we don't get to talk to anyone in heaven unless they place a collect call down here. The only one who does is Brandon's mom and dad, who think I still have his ear. I keep telling them, if that were so, the iron man would have listened to me when I asked him not to push me off that bridge!

So are people still excited when they arrive there, as they knowingly set them selves on that path? Yes I like the Dante version.

People arrive at the Limbo lounge and think they're staying, so they often get that shocked puppy dog look on their face when they then have to ride the down elevator.

The big problem, is that that porners fit into multiple circles. I tried to get assigned to 2nd Circle (lust) but they booted me to 7th because of my so called suicide and sodomy. Told them Brandon demanded the booty before I hung Ten, but did they want to hear it? No way Jose!

8th is also good because panders and seducers fall down to that level. Of course what would porn be without theft or fraud so half the JM Bukkake bros are there after helping to rob the Bukkake. 9th is for treachery, so that's another obvious place.

Most of the internet trolls will end up in 5th Circle for wrath & Sullenness.

Brandon, did anyone tell you that your mom looks like Johnny Cash? As Areosmith would say, lady looks like a dude!

Nice try, stumblefuck.

Thank you Willie, your'll be joining 5, for wrath!

I understand they also said it was in part in reference to their upcoming tour in the US and what a shithole they thought it was.

Q: Ashley Blue and Annette Schwarz/Lorelei Lee all had stories where they mention you trying to pay them less than agreed upon. Was the difference being spent on smack?

Cheating whores is one of the favorite sports of film makers/producers and if some of that money ended up instead in my still alive arm, it was all a coincidence. Cause I would have tried to stiff them anyway even if I didn't have a drug habit. To quote the movie Caddyshack, "I felt I owed it to them."

So to answer your question, first comes cheating, then comes the arm candy.