10 Hollywood stars that used to escort

Posted by: Magic8

10 Hollywood stars that used to escort - 08/31/14 07:59 PM

http://dating.com/articles/about-escorts...-used-to-escort


They're reaching with some of these examples, but I've always suspected Brad Pitt.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: 10 Hollywood stars that used to escort - 09/05/14 01:28 PM

I guess I'm sexist. I don't think of guys when I hear the word escort.

And I view male whores with profound dislike and a harsh distaste I don't have for escorts [too bad, I'm using the word as I intend it, ONLY females.]

I've never hired a female escort. But that's more cheapness, mysophobia [germophobia's real name] and fear of being cast as Wayne Knight when the Lifetime movie of the madam scandal I'd be caught up in was made.

I think it should be Vincent D'Onofrio.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: 10 Hollywood stars that used to escort - 09/05/14 01:37 PM

Even if I were still well employed and had oodles of disposal cash when I found THE Twins or Mia Rose [who confirmed to me she escorted when someone pretended to be me on that "hobbyist" site] or even Lexi Belle [who people have told me escorted], my cheapness and fears would have repelled me from partaking.

Then again, if I was not bested by my bipolar and were still well employed, I would likely never have found the twins, never conversed with Mia Rose or never known Lexi Belle even existed.
Posted by: Magic8

Re: 10 Hollywood stars that used to escort - 09/12/14 08:44 PM

THE Twins?
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: 10 Hollywood stars that used to escort - 09/12/14 09:15 PM

Originally Posted By: Magic8
THE Twins?


You don't know THE Twins????? shocked
Posted by: Smokezilla

Re: 10 Hollywood stars that used to escort - 09/12/14 09:16 PM

Originally Posted By: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Even if I were still well employed and had oodles of disposal cash when I found THE Twins or Mia Rose [who confirmed to me she escorted when someone pretended to be me on that "hobbyist" site] or even Lexi Belle [who people have told me escorted], my cheapness and fears would have repelled me from partaking.

Then again, if I was not bested by my bipolar and were still well employed, I would likely never have found the twins, never conversed with Mia Rose or never known Lexi Belle even existed.


Mia and Lexi both escort, if they don't still, I can assure you they both did. I wouldn't call what the Twins (my bad, THE Twins) did "escorting", although I'm not really sure what I'd call it tbh, other than "good times"
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: 10 Hollywood stars that used to escort - 09/12/14 09:30 PM

Wait ... are your the Smokey who battled with Mr. Cali and banged Allie Sin?

I saw the join date and thought you new ... just with similar "hobbies" etc.



I was sure on Mia. She was upfront about it. We talked on here sometimes.

I've never talked to Lexi. Ever.




THE Twins know I exist. I don't think they care for me.

Mia knows I exist. She's always been nice to me.
Ava, the sis, was on here, so maybe she knew at some point.

Lexi Belle, to my knowledge, has no idea I exist.
To my knowledge she has no idea this site exists.

Though when CXXX was dating Ms. Belle, and I would bother him, he would threaten to tell her bad stuff 'bout Fattie ...
Posted by: Smokezilla

Re: 10 Hollywood stars that used to escort - 09/12/14 09:34 PM

One and the same.

I have a habit of forgetting passwords.
Posted by: Smokezilla

Re: 10 Hollywood stars that used to escort - 09/12/14 09:40 PM

Originally Posted By: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Wait ... are your the Smokey who battled with Mr. Cali and banged Allie Sin?

I saw the join date and thought you new ... just with similar "hobbies" etc.



I was sure on Mia. She was upfront about it. We talked on here sometimes.

I've never talked to Lexi. Ever.




THE Twins know I exist. I don't think they care for me.

Mia knows I exist. She's always been nice to me.
Ava, the sis, was on here, so maybe she knew at some point.

Lexi Belle, to my knowledge, has no idea I exist.
To my knowledge she has no idea this site exists.

Though when CXXX was dating Ms. Belle, and I would bother him, he would threaten to tell her bad stuff 'bout Fattie ...



I wouldn't call it battling with Mr. Cali, as he was clearly unprepared for battle.

I forgot all about C3X and Belle. What a cute chick when she first came on the scene. Just fucking adorable and can be a fantastically filthy pig when it's called for. Also one of the few who, even though she's good on screen, I think fucked better off camera than on, much like the aforementioned Allie Sin among others.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: 10 Hollywood stars that used to escort - 09/12/14 09:40 PM

Originally Posted By: Smokezilla
One and the same.

I have a habit of forgetting passwords.


blinker
Posted by: Smokezilla

Re: 10 Hollywood stars that used to escort - 09/12/14 09:41 PM

That's a mighty big smile, and it blinks like Jim Norton
Posted by: drained

Re: 10 Hollywood stars that used to escort - 09/12/14 09:45 PM

Originally Posted By: Smokezilla
Originally Posted By: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Wait ... are your the Smokey who battled with Mr. Cali and banged Allie Sin?

I saw the join date and thought you new ... just with similar "hobbies" etc.



I was sure on Mia. She was upfront about it. We talked on here sometimes.

I've never talked to Lexi. Ever.




THE Twins know I exist. I don't think they care for me.

Mia knows I exist. She's always been nice to me.
Ava, the sis, was on here, so maybe she knew at some point.

Lexi Belle, to my knowledge, has no idea I exist.
To my knowledge she has no idea this site exists.

Though when CXXX was dating Ms. Belle, and I would bother him, he would threaten to tell her bad stuff 'bout Fattie ...



I wouldn't call it battling with Mr. Cali, as he was clearly unprepared for battle.

I forgot all about C3X and Belle. What a cute chick when she first came on the scene. Just fucking adorable and can be a fantastically filthy pig when it's called for. Also one of the few who, even though she's good on screen, I think fucked better off camera than on, much like the aforementioned Allie Sin among others.

This, if accurate, would mean that some whores even lie in their hooker ad clips.
Not that clever.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: 10 Hollywood stars that used to escort - 09/12/14 09:47 PM

Originally Posted By: Smokezilla
I wouldn't call it battling with Mr. Cali, as he was clearly unprepared for battle.


I talked to him on MySpace after. He thought he won. So, let's just keep up the façade for the little ego he has left. If any.

Those flashbacks to his year in prison are likely bad enough .... why expose him once again as a bottom?

Originally Posted By: Smokezilla
What a cute chick when she first came on the scene. Just fucking adorable


Memories of Nollie ... and that two-toned hair-do ....
Posted by: Smokezilla

Re: 10 Hollywood stars that used to escort - 09/12/14 09:47 PM

Yea I don't know what you're talking about, sir.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: 10 Hollywood stars that used to escort - 09/12/14 09:50 PM

Originally Posted By: PsashaD
This, if accurate, would mean that some whores even lie in their hooker ad clips. Not that clever.


I hate myself for asking ...

If WHAT is accurate WHAT is a lie?
Posted by: drained

Re: 10 Hollywood stars that used to escort - 09/12/14 09:53 PM

Originally Posted By: Smokezilla
Yea I don't know what you're talking about, sir.

Easily explained, mister.

If the whores can do better and porn's mostly an ad for services offered to paying hobbyists, it isn't clever to not actually advertise what's on offer for the potentially interested.
Posted by: Smokezilla

Re: 10 Hollywood stars that used to escort - 09/12/14 11:35 PM

You're using too many big words to try to come across as smart, always a great way to sound like a pretentious prick. not saying you are (or aren't), but that's the 1st thing I think of when people use completely unnecessary big words to get a simple point across.

How about "Shouldn't a PW advertise what she does when she escorts while doing porn, since it's kinda like an ad for her?"

Boom, simple, to the point.

I still don't get your question, if there was one, but I've lost interest.
Posted by: drained

Re: 10 Hollywood stars that used to escort - 09/13/14 01:14 AM

Originally Posted By: Smokezilla
You're using too many big words to try to come across as smart, always a great way to sound like a pretentious prick. not saying you are (or aren't), but that's the 1st thing I think of when people use completely unnecessary big words to get a simple point across.

How about "Shouldn't a PW advertise what she does when she escorts while doing porn, since it's kinda like an ad for her?"

Boom, simple, to the point.

I still don't get your question, if there was one, but I've lost interest.

Yeah, whatever it is you don't get, it isn't difficult up there.

Those ducking vocabulary usually have an idea why.

There was no question.
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: 10 Hollywood stars that used to escort - 09/13/14 03:15 AM

Give up, Smoke. All you're going to get is pretentious gibberish and connect-the-dots challenges. That was a generous gesture of advice but it fell on deaf ears. I made the same mistake months ago.
The dude's melting down in a big way and only Jerky is standing up for him. And that's only because he believes every sperm is sacred on this forum. I believe this one has gone crib death on us.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: 10 Hollywood stars that used to escort - 09/13/14 06:48 AM

She would have made a good Pythia, though.

Frenzied vague gibberish that net sums to nothing.



Can't decipher cipher. wink
Posted by: Smokezilla

Re: 10 Hollywood stars that used to escort - 09/13/14 01:36 PM

I thought it was just me. Didn't realize it was a thing. What a douche.
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: 10 Hollywood stars that used to escort - 09/13/14 02:00 PM

No, it's the world that's wrong. Pipe's the only one who knows or sees the truths. I think his whole history on here could be wiped out and no one would miss any of it. One half-assed pic thread and a shit ton of copy and paste entries with no commentary or insight. Followed by childish mimicry and pedantic mockery. It all adds up to zilch.
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: 10 Hollywood stars that used to escort - 09/14/14 05:12 AM

I blame Jerkules. He's the one that talked to it like it was human and made it think it "mattered". Now it won't go away.

Maybe it will teach us a lesson by killing itself.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: 10 Hollywood stars that used to escort - 09/14/14 07:41 PM

Waaaaaaaaa! Someone on XPT makes me mad.

Sorry, I forget where this joint is supposed to be some sort of sausage fest, love in.