all in the family

Y'all gonna have matching T-shirts made?

Stifle yourself, Edith!

They already do. Alternating black & white horizontal stripes.

whoever guess what all these niggas got in common get a personalized visit from DB in his luxurious jet

a couple hints to get yall started

They have all been a defendant at least once?

They each have at least three kids and none of them pay child support.

They all got Hooked on Ebonics for Christmas, so they can maybe make it through the 5th grade this year.

They all have fucked up teeth.

AVN Award winners?

all the above is correct but not the right correctness.

more hints

Jizz whistles Guapo wants to taste?

Dudes who are in Las Vegas right now but not part of the Thunder from Down Under?

Porn Star Escorts For Less Than $500?

They are all Tritone's down low heroes?

They're all whore fuckers and consequently whores themselves; not "civilian" ones, rather porn army gays.

keep going yall need more hints

They all suck dick for money?

that's a new direction for guapo. i was looking forward to the payoff until that point.

well the truth aint pretty lou. it aint pretty at all.

come on . get this shit done solved

De'Bellas Young Fellas?

no.. but that sure make me think back on deballa.

all the degenerates have one special thing in common. all them. all. guaranteed

Herpes?

im sure they all do got herpes. but no it aint the unifying aspect

They all got Super Gonorrhea from Mike South? Well, the black ones maybe.

yes to them niggas, all them. ALL. having super gonorrhea.. no to it being the correct answer keep on going

This has the makings of a "shaggy dog" story.

no brandon irons in that lineup so director-mopes who have done nothing but ride the dvdporn glory road is out (btw ... when the world gets an actual full days work out of him then he is more than welcome to suggest i'm wrong)

ass captains on the d.l. that have let brian pumper taste feet and thigh? (in my mind's eye, i see brian pumper sucking on jack napier's ankles like he just crossed the sahara, then updating his facedook on a bejeweled tracfone without a care). there was always a question there, no? like how christianX can be featured in a 'straight' scene but also haunted by slow motion fever dreams of pink runway lights and he can never get the plane to slow down.

how bout laboons that have dry dicked bree for 200, alex. that it? jesus. that is to say, dry dick into dry asshole on account of the amy winehouse caterwauling. no doubt the woman thought that was a feather in her cap, having it put to her dirty Pete style by some heavy hitter with a record breaking overbite. bit did we not fight a costly and bloody revolution on board the La Amistad to rid ourselves of this contagion? i'd hoped for a little something extra from a girl so recently elevated to Newcomer Of The Year©®™ status but, you know, it's all good. (i guess)

I shun the spotlight. You know this.

Another hint.

serious question BI, ever catch Pumper standing on an apple crate peering through the bathroom window at a dude relaxing on the toilet? it's disgusting but necessary for the healing to begin and i'm fairly certain its relevant here.

anotha nigga into the mix. get your thinking caps on son

Tricks who might be your real daddy?

They robbed the bukkake?

no no no

This has to do with cuckolding right? They've all been in interracial cuckold scenes with white women and white (cuckolded) men. And maybe they did slightly gay things in the video ?

there is cuckolding involved in the chain but not like you mention.

no this aint no shaggy dog story. this real life. on the real. its really real.

They all have dicks that bounced against Guapo's tonsils?

Panzer has fingered all their assholes?

They are all better dancers than Guapo?

Jeez, dicks, IR cuckolding, Seinfeld lookalikes? Time to call the crack sluething team over at ADT.

nope sorry try again son

OK, they've all been in a movie with TJ Cummings?

They all lost a Dildo on a Pole match to Shelley Lubben?

nope and nope

Better lock this thread. I'm off to 93309 to participate in a Dildo on a Pole match. Do you reckon I'd be in with a shot if I rocked up with a pack of Newports, some Camel Cash and and a couple of bottles of Night Train?

Of course you would be the one to mention gay stuff.

No, but I did see him chat up an attractive civilian woman on the train from Prague to Budapest. He had a portable dvd player and was showing her his credentials. Not sure if they found love.

the realness was too real.

They're all Jewish?

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