Whatever happened to Christine Michaels?

Posted by: siuol

Whatever happened to Christine Michaels? - 12/06/12 12:45 PM

Anyone remember the redhead that went by Christine Michaels?
I always thought of her as the hottest girl in porn, but she stopped making films a few years ago.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Whatever happened to Christine Michaels? - 12/06/12 12:50 PM

Never heard of her.
Posted by: drained

Re: Whatever happened to Christine Michaels? - 12/06/12 12:58 PM

She clearly wasn't pimped out properly, her name doesn't tell me anything, her look's nothing special and the whore never made a film, maybe some videos.
Why the interest; is the backyard running low on fertilizer?
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Whatever happened to Christine Michaels? - 12/06/12 01:48 PM

needs more tits.
Posted by: NitneLiun

Re: Whatever happened to Christine Michaels? - 12/06/12 03:29 PM

Originally Posted By: siuol
Anyone remember the redhead that went by Christine Michaels?
I always thought of her as the hottest girl in porn, but she stopped making films a few years ago.


Take it to AZT, fanboi.
Posted by: siuol

Re: Whatever happened to Christine Michaels? - 12/06/12 03:56 PM

What is AZT?
Way to show some class the rest of you.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Whatever happened to Christine Michaels? - 12/06/12 04:29 PM

Ugh will people stop lauding these types as the hottest girl in porn? When is brown-haired-girl-at-the-mall syndrome going to end?
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Whatever happened to Christine Michaels? - 12/06/12 04:56 PM

Girl next door is more of a turn on to some than cookie cutter plastic fembot. Can go to any strip club and see a siliconed, bleached ho with a bad tan. The girl at the mall requires more effort to see naked, and then you got free will and morals fucking it up for ya anyway.

All that said, this girl is nice, but no where near as spectacular as the fanboi shill is trying to make us believe.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Whatever happened to Christine Michaels? - 12/06/12 05:07 PM

Jenna Haze is girl next door. Gracie Glam is girl next door. Someone naturally pretty who looks clean and presentable is girl next door. Christie whoever is just average pretty and not someone you fantasize about living next door unless you live next door to World Modeling.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Whatever happened to Christine Michaels? - 12/06/12 05:18 PM

I don't know that I'm in on Jenna as girl next door. Totally agree with Gracie. LOVE your World Modeling line.

<<Fucking Cringe!>>

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Whatever happened to Christine Michaels? - 12/06/12 05:30 PM

Originally Posted By: siuol

Way to show some class the rest of you.
eat a dick.
Posted by: siuol

Re: Whatever happened to Christine Michaels? - 12/06/12 06:07 PM

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, they say. Sure there's 'hotter' women out there, but she just does it for me... not sure why.

Side note: if you have nothing better to do than troll online forums, frankie, then you are one miserable fuck.

If you have nothing to add to the conversation STFU and move on to the next thread.
Posted by: Vice Admiral

Re: Whatever happened to Christine Michaels? - 12/06/12 06:13 PM

Gracie Glam is totally Girl Next Door. She's got a really lovely face. Would definitely like to see her getting her ass gaped out. That one video was simply not enough.

I don't understand why "siuol" is so angry. Are we ragging on his sister or something?
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Whatever happened to Christine Michaels? - 12/06/12 06:18 PM

More like his meal ticket. Right, Louie?
Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: Whatever happened to Christine Michaels? - 12/06/12 06:36 PM

Frankie is one of the mellower XPTers. Interesting that Sloui chose to mis it up with him. Definitely a sign that he belongs on the fanboi forum.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Whatever happened to Christine Michaels? - 12/06/12 06:38 PM

If that's his meal ticket, he must be manorexic.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Whatever happened to Christine Michaels? - 12/06/12 07:47 PM

If it is his meal ticket, he better start posting pics of her butthole before we take a smear campaign off site. I could give 2 shits about tits. No pics of her money makers and I'm gonna figure its a tranny and this dude is trying a lame attempt to troll someone into commenting favorably on her.
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Whatever happened to Christine Michaels? - 12/06/12 08:03 PM

i made king louie sad.poor baby.we only like to talk about attractive whores here.not ones guys would line up to marry in the inland empire.
Posted by: Al Snow w/ Head

Re: Whatever happened to Christine Michaels? - 12/06/12 10:10 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
I don't know that I'm in on Jenna as girl next door. Totally agree with Gracie. LOVE your World Modeling line.

<<Fucking Cringe!>>



So, this is what happened to Yao Ming?
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Whatever happened to Christine Michaels? - 12/07/12 12:03 PM

Originally Posted By: siuol
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, they say. Sure there's 'hotter' women out there, but she just does it for me... not sure why.

Side note: if you have nothing better to do than troll online forums, frankie, then you are one miserable fuck.

If you have nothing to add to the conversation STFU and move on to the next thread.


Not that frankie figgs needs defending, but his 5800+ posting history of quality stuff versus your 3 here really doesn't put you in a position to label or to bark orders. You came here, we didn't come to you. Grow a skin or bail. It's not the Feel Good Happy Club here.

No one knows who your bitch is. And apparently no one cares. Go to ADT. I think it would be more your speed.
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Whatever happened to Christine Michaels? - 12/07/12 01:45 PM

thanks barry.
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Whatever happened to Christine Michaels? - 12/07/12 08:27 PM

[quote=
Not that frankie figgs needs defending, but his 5800+ posting history of quality stuff versus your 3 here really doesn't put you in a position to label or to bark orders. You came here, we didn't come to you. Grow a skin or bail. It's not the Feel Good Happy Club here.

No one knows who your bitch is. And apparently no one cares. Go to ADT. I think it would be more your speed. [/quote]

^this from start to finish ! Calling Frankie a troll. Pffffffffttttt !
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Whatever happened to Christine Michaels? - 12/07/12 08:29 PM

*bows*
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Whatever happened to Christine Michaels? - 12/07/12 08:31 PM

Looks like Miss Michaels had only two releases in 11. One was lez only. Usually a sure sign of at least a temporary exit, boyfriend trouble or identity crisis. She may or may not return I suppose.
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Whatever happened to Christine Michaels? - 12/07/12 09:27 PM

Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Jenna Haze is girl next door. Gracie Glam is girl next door. Someone naturally pretty who looks clean and presentable is girl next door. Christie whoever is just average pretty and not someone you fantasize about living next door unless you live next door to World Modeling.
i think this girl might fit the bill.eva lovia


tanner mayes and riley reid would also be good examples.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Whatever happened to Christine Michaels? - 12/07/12 10:18 PM

Got any buttholes on that broad, Frankie?
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Whatever happened to Christine Michaels? - 12/07/12 10:31 PM

well, fuck, someone had to say it. Coming in here like he's a human being and cunting all up because we didn't immediately start asking for Sharpies in his bitch's ass. With his faggot handle and asking questions. Triteone commands more respect that suitcase or whatever his queer name is. Fucking greasefart.
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Whatever happened to Christine Michaels? - 12/07/12 10:33 PM

WWWYKI.











Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Whatever happened to Christine Michaels? - 12/07/12 10:40 PM

Nice beaver on her, anyway. Just enough beef curtains to have fun tuggin on them with yer mouth.

Thanks Jig.
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Whatever happened to Christine Michaels? - 12/07/12 10:44 PM

I did some additions while you were writing your post. I didn't know she had done some Bang Bros lesbo scenes. She's the top in that first pic.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Whatever happened to Christine Michaels? - 12/07/12 11:17 PM

Mmmmmmm. I like how it is just a couple shades tanner than the rest of her, like a flavor crystal.