New series

I'm seriously considering calling a POV bj movie "Iron Dome." Thank you, Israel!

Is this where you ejaculate on the top of the pw's head? Your first movie in the series should feature women in burqas, then just hijabs. Cast pw like Raven Bay or Eva Angelina who could pull off the Middle Eastern look if all you could see is the eyes at first.

Maybe even have Britney Stevens or Raylene dressed up as a IDF member as your assistant who leads the pw to you in cuffs.

Cum dodgers would be called resistance fighters and swallowers slerp martyrs. Get on that.

Mopes could be PLO members. Penis Liberation Org.

hey numb nuts... If you were to follow the plot you've presented you'd have to shoot a load that knocked the other mopes load out of contention.

How high were you when you posted this?.

I thought this was a series about Brandon's hair loss.

Wrong, Gia. You are thinking about Iron's Chrome Dome. I'm shiny like Bieber's Fisker.

go back to the cum snorting stuff brandon


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Who is going to pay for it?

The same way you always pay for men's cum.

What has 2 thumbs and just had a nice warm meal?
- This girl.

Did an animal die on her head?

brandons recruiting talent at soup kitchens now.

That whore looks healthy and human. If Brandon found her at a soup kitchen, she musta been a volunteer that served him a meal. Has she been added to the starfish thread? I am curious to see if the turd pincher would make for an enjoyable Thanksgiving dessert.

Random toupee door to door salesgirl. Brandon couldn't resist.

I totally wigged out when she played Spread the Cheeks. That rump roast had marinated in its own juices for at least 30 minutes. It sat in the passenger seat of a vehicle driven by a gentleman of colour, one with a very strong-looking right hand.

That's the longest gash I've ever seen. And I know from gash. Good work, citizen.

Pimp, Baby Daddy, or one and the same?

Hehehehe Brandon said "wigged out "

I did not ask the relationship of the nubian man with his much younger, much paler ladyfriend. Maybe they met at church, maybe not. Who am I to say?

or walmart more likely.

Yep, I'd take a taste of it dry, then possibly hit it with some whipped cream to make it more fun.