Kurt Lockw99d%

Posted by: Jerkules

Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/05/12 04:56 PM

Sometimes I find stuff in my inbox, that is interesting. This Occupy Wall Street video has an appearance by Joey Boots @ 3:28 and the bim starts interviewing Mr. Fruitypants at 4:27

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/05/12 05:04 PM

assuming that was real and not produced...that faggot held his own there. not saying i agree or even give a fuck about his politics but rhetoric wise he went point for point.


*warning* barry..capitalism raises it's ugly head in this video.
Posted by: Mr. Meat

Re: Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/05/12 05:06 PM

I like how it's entitled "Vicky Goes to Washington."
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/05/12 05:25 PM

Originally Posted By: LouCypher
assuming that was real and not produced...that faggot held his own there. not saying i agree or even give a fuck about his politics but rhetoric wise he went point for point.

*warning* barry..capitalism raises it's ugly head in this video.


Which faggot? Boots or Lockwood?
Posted by: Mr. Meat

Re: Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/05/12 05:32 PM

It wasn't exactly a deeply intellectual exchange on both ends. Most of it was rote.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/05/12 05:38 PM

I'm not 100% convinced that's actually Lackwood. Okay, yeah, he's faggy and douchie and from Maryland. So was Belaborator, and no one's seen him around these parts for years, either.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/05/12 05:43 PM

I skipped to the fruity pants mark provided by jerky, vin. Boots is a fucken dolt.
Posted by: Mr. Meat

Re: Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/05/12 05:48 PM

Originally Posted By: J.B.
I'm not 100% convinced that's actually Lackwood. Okay, yeah, he's faggy and douchie and from Maryland. So was Belaborator, and no one's seen him around these parts for years, either.


There's a few frames where his arm tats show.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/05/12 06:16 PM

Is there a tattoo of mike phelps changing out of his speedo?. If so that could be our long lost elaborator.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/05/12 06:22 PM

Originally Posted By: The Meat
There's a few frames where his arm tats show.


I was looking for 'em but I guess I'm not staring as intently at a possible gay narcissist as you. Give us a time index.



Originally Posted By: LouCypher
Is there a tattoo of mike phelps changing out of his speedo?. If so that could be our long lost elaborator.


Or a heart with "Madge" scrolled across it.
Posted by: Vice Admiral

Re: Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/05/12 06:38 PM

So, 400 people have a bunch of money and he wants it. What better definition of tyranny could one ask for than to single out and demonize a tiny minority and take their shit?
Posted by: Mr. Meat

Re: Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/05/12 07:01 PM

He seems to not realize we live in a world of finite resources. If all the money is taken from these 400 people and redistributed evenly the price of shit will just go up, it doesn't mean people will have more shit.
Posted by: Mr. Meat

Re: Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/05/12 07:02 PM

I have to agree in some respects though. That 787 billion dollar stimulus was all largess for cronies. Fucking sad.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/05/12 07:04 PM

^^You're awfully invested in this. Have we met? Oh, and where's the time index on those tats?
Posted by: Mr. Meat

Re: Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/05/12 07:09 PM

I get a lot of my information from 'Zero Hedge' and 'Calculated Risk.' I could care less what Stunt Dick says.

Sorry man. I have no time index on tats. Look for them yourself if you're so inclined.
Posted by: Mr. Meat

Re: Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/05/12 07:14 PM

I could give a fuck about Kurt's socialist utopian nonsense. This depression we're in was fueled by malinvestment perpetuated by massive credit expansion. Subprime anyone?

Anything else is bullshit.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/05/12 07:18 PM

Originally Posted By: The Meat
Sorry man. I have no time index on tats. Look for them yourself if you're so inclined.



"Bu...bu...but I thwear they're there."

Heh. I think we have met before.
Posted by: Mr. Meat

Re: Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/05/12 07:18 PM

If Kurt wants to live out the socialist utopian dream like a Mohican in some hippie commune I suggest he put down the fucking iPhone and go and do it.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/05/12 07:28 PM

Originally Posted By: The Meat
If Kurt wants to live out the socialist utopian dream like a Mohican in some hippie commune I suggest he put down the fucking iPhone and go and do it.


So why don't you cross the Hudson and tell him yourself?
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/05/12 07:33 PM

The funny thing is that the "street theatre" these folks put on was garbage compared to the No Nukes movement in the early 80s. Remember when they were going to change the world, too?

Was there something in NBC catering that made that generation of SNL alums all crazy right wingers?
Posted by: Mr. Meat

Re: Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/05/12 07:33 PM

Originally Posted By: J.B.
Originally Posted By: The Meat
If Kurt wants to live out the socialist utopian dream like a Mohican in some hippie commune I suggest he put down the fucking iPhone and go and do it.


So why don't you cross the Hudson and tell him yourself?


Why spend money on shit like that? I'd rather hire a whore to sit on my face. Why don't you tell him? You're the one who seems so buddy-buddy with Kurtis there, looking for tats and shit.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/05/12 07:40 PM

meat... You laid claim to the tatts, yes?.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/05/12 07:41 PM

Originally Posted By: The Meat
You're the one who seems so buddy-buddy with Kurtis there, looking for tats and shit.


Ummmmmm... No.

You said his tats showed.

I asked you where.

You hemmed and hawed.

I asked you again.

You tried to change the subject.

I asked you again. Here we are. I'm beginning to think there are no tats and you're full of shit and simply have an agenda.

BTW: I think everyone in that vid is full of shit. It's just funny watching you get all flustered over something this stupid. And you don't deny being from Jersey.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/05/12 07:44 PM

Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
The funny thing is that the "street theatre" these folks put on was garbage compared to the No Nukes movement in the early 80s. Remember when they were going to change the world, too?


those were some dirty hippies Barry. The split wood not atoms types. Chuck may have puked in a few parks on that drive...we should ask him.
Posted by: Mr. Meat

Re: Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/05/12 07:55 PM

Man,I'm too fucking lazy.
Posted by: Mr. Meat

Re: Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/05/12 07:58 PM

It's at 10:30-10:33.

And I'm not getting flustered and shit. I feel like typing and bullshit like that.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/05/12 08:02 PM

Originally Posted By: The Meat
Man,I'm too fucking lazy.



No. You've got nothing. Shit, it could actually end up being Lackwood, and you know what? It wouldn't matter. You got too eager. Again.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/05/12 08:03 PM

Originally Posted By: The Meat
It's at 10:30-10:33.

And I'm not getting flustered and shit. I feel like typing and bullshit like that.


Okay, let's check
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/05/12 08:10 PM

Okay. Yeah. That's him alright. Next question:

Why are you so concerned about a has-been fudgepacker? I mean, what the fuck does the politics of a used-to-be twink have to do with anything?

And why did you have to drop it in the inbox of some guy from Jersey?

You sure we haven't met before? 'Cause this seems awfully familiar.
Posted by: Mr. Meat

Re: Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/05/12 08:17 PM

What the fuck are you talking about, man? I didn't post this shit anywhere nor did I drop it anywhere. Jerkules posted it.

This motherfucker is gay? I thought he fucked bitches in porn flicks.

We've never met. I'm pretty sure of it.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/05/12 08:19 PM

he's a tranny fucken fruit, meat. fact.
Posted by: Mr. Meat

Re: Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/05/12 08:22 PM

I never knew that. I thought he was a straight porn dude. Next thing you'll tell me he was blowing horses with Monica Mattos.
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/05/12 08:22 PM

but hes a rockstar and hes doing it the punk way!^ were situations reversed how would this dickhead feel if some stinky balled hippy wearing open toe sandals tells him hes gotta make with the money?this is america not some commie country.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/05/12 08:22 PM

Originally Posted By: MPZ
What the fuck are you talking about, man? I didn't post this shit anywhere nor did I drop it anywhere. Jerkules posted it.



Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Sometimes I find stuff in my inbox, that is interesting. This Occupy Wall Street video has an appearance by Joey Boots @ 3:28 and the bim starts interviewing Mr. Fruitypants at 4:27



Replete with time indexes, which makes your panic-induced scrum all the more hilarious.



Originally Posted By: MPZ
This motherfucker is gay? I thought he fucked bitches in porn flicks.

We've never met. I'm pretty sure of it.



Thou doth protest too much. Off ya go.
Posted by: Mr. Meat

Re: Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/05/12 08:24 PM

^^ I have no fucking clue what you're driving at.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/05/12 08:26 PM

I believe Skurt bottomed for trannies after a while.

Meat did not send this too me. Sorry I didn't hop in earlier to clear up those thoughts, but I was watching HBO's lineup on a little bit of delay. Best night in TV, but that aint saying much anymore. Well, I don't get Showtime, so I guess I shouldn't make blanket statements, but it is the best night of viewing on MY tv.

I may be a faggot, but I must admit to a tear rolling down my cheek during that Bin-Laden episode of NewsRoom. If one of the main 3 whores on that show ever gives us titty, I'm gonna just start yanking my crank in the living room.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/05/12 08:30 PM

Originally Posted By: MPZ
^^ I have no fucking clue what you're driving at.


Of course you don't. And you've never sold a solid XPT brother down the river on some right-wing tangent. :RIP-Goat:

Sad part is that Skurt's actually full of shit and if you just used a throw-away alt you could have made the point without all this drama. You'll never learn.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/05/12 08:30 PM

You see MPZ in to many places, brutha. Meat aint MPZ. As much as the ensuing violence would be worthwhile, I can't watch as you beat the Meat.
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/05/12 08:31 PM

pics of newsroom show.im not familiar with it.and yeah some box covers were posted on here of lackwood doing trannie gangbangs awhile back.kurt lockwood:rockstar,rebel,rod receiver.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/05/12 08:33 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
You see MPZ in to many places, brutha. Meat aint MPZ. As much as the ensuing violence would be worthwhile, I can't watch as you beat the Meat.


Carry on, then, Goat Jr.
Posted by: Mr. Meat

Re: Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/05/12 08:43 PM

Originally Posted By: J.B.
Originally Posted By: MPZ
^^ I have no fucking clue what you're driving at.


Of course you don't. And you've never sold a solid XPT brother down the river on some right-wing tangent. :RIP-Goat:

Sad part is that Skurt's actually full of shit and if you just used a throw-away alt you could have made the point without all this drama. You'll never learn.


Ah you think I'm a mult from some other dude back in the day. Nah. you're wrong.

WTF are you talking about right-wing tangents and shit. Sheesh, nigga...you high.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/05/12 08:48 PM

If he is I'm jealous.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/05/12 08:54 PM

Originally Posted By: MPZ
WTF are you talking about right-wing tangents and shit. Sheesh, nigga...you high.


Heh. It's the exact same story unfolding again. Don't do to Jerky what you did to Goat. You got away with it once.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/05/12 08:56 PM

I don't think MSNBC will be camped at my doorstep if I get tweeted a pic of Lackwood's cock.
Posted by: Mr. Meat

Re: Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/05/12 08:56 PM

Huh? Dude. You seriously have me confused with some other motherfucker.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/05/12 08:59 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
I don't think MSNBC will be camped at my doorstep if I get tweeted a pic of Lackwood's cock.



Well why the fuck would you post a pic of Lackwood's cock in the first place? Dude's really got a hold of you, hasn't he?
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/05/12 09:01 PM

Originally Posted By: Mpz
Huh? Dude. You seriously have me confused with some other motherfucker.


Oh? Why were you online all day, monitoring traffic? Yeah, I checked.

Just shut up and admit you got caught. Again.
Posted by: Mr. Meat

Re: Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/05/12 09:17 PM

dude. you trippin. lay off the bath salt, son.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/05/12 09:23 PM

Originally Posted By: MPZ
dude. you trippin. lay off the bath salt, son.


Lazy. Shall we recite the facts again?

  • Out of nowhere fringe political shit
  • Tangentally porn related
  • On THIS Board
  • Featuring some Tea Party Broad
  • E-mailed to a guy from Jersey


And you just "happen" to be someone he "met on a stern board."

Yeah, we had a guy just like that here a little while back. You'll forgive me if this sounds too familiar to be coincidental.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/05/12 09:36 PM

:pause_in_the_proceedings_as_them_two_argue_about_who_gave_it_away:
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/05/12 09:37 PM

Meat didn't send me the YouTube clip. Meat is not MPZ. I can't make it any clearer than that.

Believe me, if Meat was taRAPEz I wouldn't be trying to back you off him. You wanna attack the guy because you don't like his political views, be my guest.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/05/12 09:44 PM

I've said nothing about the politics of this. Not once. Your buddy tried to paint it like that, though:

Originally Posted By: Mpz
If Kurt wants to live out the socialist utopian dream like a Mohican in some hippie commune I suggest he put down the fucking iPhone and go and do it.



Originally Posted By: MPZ
Why spend money on shit like that? I'd rather hire a whore to sit on my face. Why don't you tell him? You're the one who seems so buddy-buddy with Kurtis there, looking for tats and shit.



Go look. I never said shit agreeing with Skurt. Mpzy was all ready to paint it like that, though. That's the sign of a panicky poster.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/05/12 09:48 PM

Sloppy work, guys.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/05/12 09:49 PM

Wow. This wenty off the rails pretty quickly. And on a Sunday night, at that. Didn't you guys hate enough this weekend?

Do I need to give Newsroom another chance? I could only do about a half hour of the first ep. It's Murphy Brown without the laugh track. Daniels is so pure, yet so self deprecating. The Last Decent Man in Journalism. Fucking noise.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/05/12 09:50 PM

This is funny, because The Meat had no clue who you or mopez were until tonight. He is not the white whale you are looking for. Sometimes a noob is a noob.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/05/12 09:52 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
This is funny, because The Meat had no clue who you or mopez were until tonight. He is not the white whale you are looking for. Sometimes a noob is a noob.



So now he's got you apologizing for him? Yeah, this really looks familiar.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/05/12 10:06 PM

There is plenty of annoying in NewsRoom, no doubt, but I am of the habit of just leaving HBO on for the full Sunday lineup.

Some definitely bangable bitches in the cast





Plus Olivia Munn. These pics are alleged cell phone hacks, kinky bitch.











Posted by: Mr. Meat

Re: Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/05/12 10:17 PM

JB is an idiot. Fucking crack smokers.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/05/12 10:19 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
These pics are alleged cell phone hacks, kinky bitch


I'd be remiss if I didn't point out that's another MPZ "coincidence."

I'd also be lying if I said I didn't enjoy it.

Truth be told, I really could care less where this latest operation is going, as long as he doesn't go and do what got him exiled the last time. I like Jerky, but he wants to sign on as Goat Victim II, that's his business.

Just don't fuck over the board or it's posters.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/05/12 10:21 PM

Originally Posted By: MPZ
JB is an idiot. Fucking crack smokers.


Shush, wee fascisti, I just gave you license. Don't fuck it up.
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/05/12 10:39 PM



i guess she is kind of a geek,because that look doesnt look sexy.^i thought she was just pretending when she was on aots.her appearances on talk shows usually have at least one cringe worthy moment also.

oh yeah you aots fucktard stop putting in new fill in co hosts and just make it candace and sarah jean.





theyre the pretty pussy sisters and theyre coming to wish pretty pony pussies for the world.have the will to take black will off the show.he never was funny.i wonder if theyve ever dyked out together.mmm to be a perv in the room jerking his dick watching... masturbanana
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/05/12 10:41 PM

I'm all over the celeb nudes. I believe I posted these before in the appropriate AWOP thread. Most of the good ones anymore are cell phone hacks. The one hacker nailed like 6 bitches and had a Selena Gomez that was only released w/ a black box over her tits, because she was U/A.

You wanna believe this dude is mpz go ahead, but the real mpz will probably be laughing his balls off somewhere.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/05/12 10:46 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
You wanna believe this dude is mpz go ahead, but the real mpz will probably be laughing his balls off somewhere.


C'mon. Seriously.

Anyway, look, as long as he doesn't fuck over any member of this board, and do what got him perma-exiled the last time, I don't give a shit. It's just fucking obvious.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/05/12 10:48 PM

What is aots?
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/05/12 10:50 PM

Attack of The Show, I think.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/05/12 10:55 PM

Heard of it, couldn't find it on the dial if you paid me. NewsRoom and hacked cellphone pics will probably be the only things I see that ho in.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/05/12 10:57 PM

Just a google guess.
Posted by: charin

Re: Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/05/12 11:55 PM

Originally Posted By: LouCypher
Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
The funny thing is that the "street theatre" these folks put on was garbage compared to the No Nukes movement in the early 80s. Remember when they were going to change the world, too?


those were some dirty hippies Barry. The split wood not atoms types. Chuck may have puked in a few parks on that drive...we should ask him.


Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/06/12 06:45 AM

I didn't look at this yesterday, because she isn't nude in the pics, but she is a dirty, dirty girl.

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/06/12 08:20 AM

yeah shes thirsty for some dick and some love.shouldve spelled cum the normal way not like on a box of condoms.
Posted by: Mr. Meat

Re: Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/06/12 09:26 AM

Originally Posted By: J.B.
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
You wanna believe this dude is mpz go ahead, but the real mpz will probably be laughing his balls off somewhere.


C'mon. Seriously.

Anyway, look, as long as he doesn't fuck over any member of this board, and do what got him perma-exiled the last time, I don't give a shit. It's just fucking obvious.


I'm not here to fuck w/ people or fuck them over. I have friends here and want to keep it that way. I'm here to learn more about the porn industry and that's pretty much it.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/06/12 11:05 AM

Originally Posted By: The Meat
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I'm here to learn more about the porn industry and that's pretty much it.


Here?
Posted by: Mr. Meat

Re: Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/06/12 01:20 PM

^^All right, well...I'm embellishing a bit, aren't I...
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/06/12 07:50 PM

Just a smidge.
Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/06/12 08:21 PM

I give you the official XPT theme song.


Posted by: fartz

Re: Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/11/12 07:06 AM

This thread is in desperate need of more funny.

Meet Paula. She is Kurt's biggest fan in PA.

No, seriously.







Birds of a feather and all that....




Get your eyewash ready, Kurts bringing it like a true Kurt Cobain wannabee here:

Click to reveal..
Posted by: drained

Re: Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/12/12 02:08 AM









Posted by: Mr. Meat

Re: Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/12/12 05:41 AM

What kinda car is he driving? A Hyundai?
Posted by: fartz

Re: Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/12/12 06:13 AM

Awesome add-on's pipe. The pictures of Paula kissing Kurt are funny in so many ways. The stars in her eyes. The shrouded dread in his. The sheer girth of that woman.

As much shit as Kurt has talked, I actually feel bad for the guy seeing these pictures.
Posted by: drained

Re: Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/12/12 06:55 AM

The guy is gnomish anyway.
Posted by: Steezo

Re: Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/17/12 02:17 AM

Originally Posted By: The Meat
What kinda car is he driving? A Hyundai?


Based on the Hofmeister kink in the rear window and the shark-fin antenna on the roof, I'm going to say that's a BMW. It must be the fat bitch's car.
Posted by: drained

Re: Kurt Lockw99d% - 08/17/12 06:41 AM

On the blog of Mr. Advanced Sexuality's fanlon number one the pic where he goes all emperor without special effects is supposed to have been taken by the "pornparazzi," so it should be his set of wheels.