Britni, Join The Dark Side

Britni, you should be the next hot topic in the chat room. If you ask Mary Carey I'm sure she'll tell you that the conversation was full of inspiring banter that helped her not only professionally, but on a personal level too. I'm sure we'll leave you with a great deal of insight into the mind of the everyday fellow. You'll be swept away with tough questions and discussions regarding sex in America, individual freedoms, modern pornography and its role in todays society, urination and of course lots of intellectual fun. So please, join us! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

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That's not really her. It's just someone pretending. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" /> But you know that already. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/banana.gif" alt="" />

She should still be in here. She needs to tell us all how she copes with both a gaping asshole and acne. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/piss.gif" alt="" />

I've heard it said that it is her manager/boyfriend who writes all her soap box worthy emails. Don't know why people don't think its her but then again, until I hear her say them with my own ears and know she isn't reading, then (right or wrong) I will have doubts in the back of my mind. However, I have no desire to hear her speak anyways.

By the way, what happened to Mary Carey on here?

Oh Mr.C, you missed a great chat with the one and only Mary Carey. Sadly, I doubt any record of our discussion is available.
However, I do recall Ms. Carey giving thoughtful and refreshing input on serious issues facing our nation and the world:
The effects of neo-conservative policies and globilization
The Euro vs. The Dollar - Who Wins?
The EU Constitution
21st Century Immigration
Islam
The Death Penalty
All That And So Much More.
She Really Is A Top <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/banana.gif" alt="" />

That post seems to be dripping with sarcasm or Mary Carey is looking to go into politics after her career is over.