Happy 2 to the 3rd times 3 to Shawna Lenee!!

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Happy 2 to the 3rd times 3 to Shawna Lenee!! - 04/12/11 08:17 PM

The one I better know as Kara Bare and Mynor reached the amount of carats representing pure gold.

I'm always a sucker for bright eyes and freckles. I just LOVE her nose and dimples.







Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Happy 2 to the 3rd times 3 to Shawna Lenee!! - 04/12/11 08:50 PM

Mental (even for a porn chick), with fake cans. Pass.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Happy 2 to the 3rd times 3 to Shawna Lenee!! - 04/12/11 09:09 PM

Kara Bare? It's like the Newcomer's names in Alien Nation. Apparently the folks down in the Porn Names Bureau are getting kinda loopy.

Happy Birthday, whore. Daddy must be so proud.
Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Happy 2 to the 3rd times 3 to Shawna Lenee!! - 04/12/11 10:12 PM

kara minor...
Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Happy 2 to the 3rd times 3 to Shawna Lenee!! - 04/13/11 06:05 AM

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kara minor...




Sounds like the name of a constellation. Is there some formation of stars that looks like a pair of spread legs that I am not aware of?
Posted by: Blue

Re: Happy 2 to the 3rd times 3 to Shawna Lenee!! - 04/13/11 11:39 AM

Quote:

Mental (even for a porn chick), with fake cans. Pass.




I don't know man, I'd have to jump on that. At the very least she does a damn good job of pretending she likes it, which is more than can be said for most.

Trim fit body, nice boobs,(fake don't bother me as long as they look like they belong) and attractive..... and a whore..it's win/win.

The only way it could be better is if she brought the drugs.
Posted by: GUAPO

Re: Happy 2 to the 3rd times 3 to Shawna Lenee!! - 04/13/11 01:05 PM

she looks 40
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Happy 2 to the 3rd times 3 to Shawna Lenee!! - 04/13/11 02:23 PM

She is 40 [base 6]
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Happy 2 to the 3rd times 3 to Shawna Lenee!! - 04/13/11 02:26 PM

She was born in Cleveland, Ohio.

As were THE Twins.





But, also Tia Ling ...
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Happy 2 to the 3rd times 3 to Shawna Lenee!! - 04/13/11 03:49 PM

THIS is not forty ! This is very cute.

Posted by: Jack Randall

Re: Happy 2 to the 3rd times 3 to Shawna Lenee!! - 04/13/11 04:01 PM

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THIS is not forty ! This is very cute.






That pic has to be atleast 5 or 6 years old.
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Happy 2 to the 3rd times 3 to Shawna Lenee!! - 04/13/11 04:05 PM

Yeah about 19 I'd say !
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Happy 2 to the 3rd times 3 to Shawna Lenee!! - 04/13/11 05:26 PM

Do you have to count the cut marks on her arm to figure out her age ala counting rings on a tree?
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Happy 2 to the 3rd times 3 to Shawna Lenee!! - 04/13/11 05:30 PM

In her case yes since you can't depend on a stretched out sphincter. She's done no anal yet that I know of.
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Happy 2 to the 3rd times 3 to Shawna Lenee!! - 04/13/11 05:30 PM









may she bring us many more years of perversion.
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Happy 2 to the 3rd times 3 to Shawna Lenee!! - 04/13/11 06:55 PM




Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Happy 2 to the 3rd times 3 to Shawna Lenee!! - 04/13/11 07:15 PM

this is from when she was still performing as Kara Minor/Mynor. So young and fresh HELL yeah...

Swallow This
Posted by: Ron Mexico

Re: Happy 2 to the 3rd times 3 to Shawna Lenee!! - 04/16/11 09:16 AM

She used to share an apartment with Jenna Presley. They are both batshit nuts...there should have been a reality series about that.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Happy 2 to the 3rd times 3 to Shawna Lenee!! - 04/16/11 01:50 PM

Originally Posted By: Ron Mexico
She used to share an apartment with Jenna Presley. They are both batshit nuts...there should have been a reality series about that.


::ImagineTheDancingBanana::
Posted by: Ron Mexico

Re: Happy 2 to the 3rd times 3 to Shawna Lenee!! - 04/17/11 02:45 PM

Someone please link to the thread where she showed her suicide attempt scars in Malice's office. Or get Alex Monstar over here to retell the story about her running into the street, crying like there was no tomorrow.

::bananadaburglarbuyingstrippers::
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Happy 2 to the 3rd times 3 to Shawna Lenee!! - 04/17/11 03:09 PM

^^^ The search function seems to be limited to one year only. Steve, get on this.
Posted by: Blue

Re: Happy 2 to the 3rd times 3 to Shawna Lenee!! - 04/19/11 08:14 PM

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She used to share an apartment with Jenna Presley. They are both batshit nuts..


I went back and looked at some secens of Jenna's, they're even hotter now.

If I were a single young man I'd move them both in and put up with the drama as long as I could.

If I were looking for the mother of my kids, a surgeon, lawyer, I'd pass.
Posted by: Bluecipher

Re: Happy 2 to the 3rd times 3 to Shawna Lenee!! - 04/22/11 05:01 PM

What happened to Monstar?
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Happy 2 to the 3rd times 3 to Shawna Lenee!! - 04/22/11 05:21 PM

Hope he's still doing well in his whore PR biz.

But, for all I know, he might have opened his own casino.



Or maybe he's one of those new tribal payday bankers. Those guys that charge that low 1200% annual interest.

Could be he's running their ad campaigns. Or, pimping out to the cash-rich tribes some of his headliners. Like Courtney Cummz [known them in their native language as "Breasts-that-are-harder-than-tomahawk"].

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Happy 2 to the 3rd times 3 to Shawna Lenee!! - 04/22/11 06:10 PM

Monstar last logged in 11/18/10. That is a week or 2 after ExxoticaNY. Maybe the last trade show of the year made him realize there is more money to be made in tax free cigarettes and tourist trinkets.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Happy 2 to the 3rd times 3 to Shawna Lenee!! - 04/22/11 06:17 PM

Maybe there was a tragic accident when he visited the set of University Bubble Butts and he got "Hoffa-ed" into the foundation of a strip mall in Piscataway.

frown
Posted by: tialing

Re: Happy 2 to the 3rd times 3 to Shawna Lenee!! - 05/08/11 07:34 PM

Originally Posted By: Uomo Grassissimo!!
She was born in Cleveland, Ohio.

As were THE Twins.

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But, also Tia Ling ... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/barf3.gif" alt="" />


That Girls about as psychotic as you are, although much more attractive .... I will give you that. Who has bigger tits ? You or her ?
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Happy 2 to the 3rd times 3 to Shawna Lenee!! - 05/08/11 10:05 PM

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That Girls about as psychotic as you are


What does that mean?

Are you trying to say "That girl is about as psychotic ..."

OR, "Those girls are about as psychotic ..."


Based upon your attempts at writing and my experience with the fellow Clevelanders mentioned, the school system has failed miserably.


Sadly for you, I don't have man-boobs. Just an enormous belly and a huge ass. And, yes my ass is WAY bigger than Shawna/Kara's.

So when you rub one out to me, you'll have to remove that from your fantasy.

wink



And, doesn't calling another whore [or whores] you likely barely know "psychotic" make you just as "rude" as the rest of us?

scratchchin
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Happy 2 to the 3rd times 3 to Shawna Lenee!! - 05/09/11 06:27 AM

I'm just glad to see some real hate going on. Thanks Tia.
Posted by: tialing

Re: Happy 2 to the 3rd times 3 to Shawna Lenee!! - 05/09/11 08:22 PM

Originally Posted By: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Quote:
That Girls about as psychotic as you are


What does that mean?

Are you trying to say "That girl is about as psychotic ..."

OR, "Those girls are about as psychotic ..."


Based upon your attempts at writing and my experience with the fellow Clevelanders mentioned, the school system has failed miserably.


Sadly for you, I don't have man-boobs. Just an enormous belly and a huge ass. And, yes my ass is WAY bigger than Shawna/Kara's.

So when you rub one out to me, you'll have to remove that from your fantasy.

wink



And, doesn't calling another whore [or whores] you likely barely know "psychotic" make you just as "rude" as the rest of us?

scratchchin


If you can't figure out what "that girl" refers to given the topic of the thread then maybe it was you that went to the failed cleveland city school district. I went to a school in a suburb of cleveland.

As soon as you post pictures of yourself I'll believe you don't have man boobs. I'd sooner click my mouse to porn from "the minion" than any image of you that i could possibly have in my head.

As far as Shawna / Kara , I know enough about her in ways that i don't need to bring up. I know her and have dealt with her indirectly in this area about shooting for a local producer. That's all i will mention , because quite honestly, it's none of your business smile
Posted by: tialing

Re: Happy 2 to the 3rd times 3 to Shawna Lenee!! - 05/09/11 08:23 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
I'm just glad to see some real hate going on. Thanks Tia.



Anytime ! LOL
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Happy 2 to the 3rd times 3 to Shawna Lenee!! - 05/09/11 10:10 PM

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If you can't figure out what "that girl" refers to given the topic of the thread then maybe it was you that went to the failed cleveland city school district.


The problem is that you quoted an entire paragraph that mentioned three girls and typed "That Girls".

And, from all evidence, ALL FOUR of the Cleveland women mentioned by me aren't known for their mental stability.

So it could have meant: Those Girls OR That Girl's. There was no way of knowing for sure.


While this thread is about Shawna/Kara, I'm more known for my unabashed adoration for THE Twins. I don't recall posting other fanboi-ish threads to Shawna/Kara. So, most attacks on my fanboi act have historically been via the unstable behavior of Gia Jordan's favorite pin-cushions or lies about Lexi Belle's weight.

It would help future communications if you targeted quotes instead of just using the shotgun approach. Or, did you miss the class on "cut and paste"?



Quote:
I went to a school in a suburb of cleveland.


What's your point? The incompetence has spread? Or, that all Ohio is an educational wasteland?



Quote:
As soon as you post pictures of yourself I'll believe you don't have man boobs. I'd sooner click my mouse to porn from "the minion" than any image of you that i could possibly have in my head.


Whatever gets you off, hon. wink

I'll keep thinking Shawna & Cherish & Cali Marie are sane and well-adjusted. See, we all have our irrational fantasies.



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As far as Shawna / Kara , I know enough about her in ways that i don't need to bring up.


But, you DID bring it up. No one asked you to attack her. YOU decided to bump and derail a tribute to a far more attractive whore with an attack on her.

From all that you said she did nothing to you. Yet you DID attack her in a lame effort to try to get at me. In fact, other than my starting a thread about her, I have no attachment to her whatsoever. She isn't even one of the girls I'm known to fan-boi for.

So, instead of directly attacking the person you think wronged you, in frustration at your powerlessness and verbal incompetence, you chose to involve attacks on an innocent by-stander with no real association to the person you wish to injure.

And, instead of apologizing when your "rude" behavior is noted, you choose to extend and aggravate the attacks with rumor and innuendo you openly decide not to support with fact.



Congratulations. That makes you a Donny Long.

Posted by: tialing

Re: Happy 2 to the 3rd times 3 to Shawna Lenee!! - 05/11/11 08:02 PM

Originally Posted By: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Quote:
If you can't figure out what "that girl" refers to given the topic of the thread then maybe it was you that went to the failed cleveland city school district.


The problem is that you quoted an entire paragraph that mentioned three girls and typed "That Girls".

And, from all evidence, ALL FOUR of the Cleveland women mentioned by me aren't known for their mental stability.

So it could have meant: Those Girls OR That Girl's. There was no way of knowing for sure.


While this thread is about Shawna/Kara, I'm more known for my unabashed adoration for THE Twins. I don't recall posting other fanboi-ish threads to Shawna/Kara. So, most attacks on my fanboi act have historically been via the unstable behavior of Gia Jordan's favorite pin-cushions or lies about Lexi Belle's weight.

It would help future communications if you targeted quotes instead of just using the shotgun approach. Or, did you miss the class on "cut and paste"?



Quote:
I went to a school in a suburb of cleveland.


What's your point? The incompetence has spread? Or, that all Ohio is an educational wasteland?



Quote:
As soon as you post pictures of yourself I'll believe you don't have man boobs. I'd sooner click my mouse to porn from "the minion" than any image of you that i could possibly have in my head.


Whatever gets you off, hon. wink

I'll keep thinking Shawna & Cherish & Cali Marie are sane and well-adjusted. See, we all have our irrational fantasies.



Quote:
As far as Shawna / Kara , I know enough about her in ways that i don't need to bring up.


But, you DID bring it up. No one asked you to attack her. YOU decided to bump and derail a tribute to a far more attractive whore with an attack on her.

From all that you said she did nothing to you. Yet you DID attack her in a lame effort to try to get at me. In fact, other than my starting a thread about her, I have no attachment to her whatsoever. She isn't even one of the girls I'm known to fan-boi for.

So, instead of directly attacking the person you think wronged you, in frustration at your powerlessness and verbal incompetence, you chose to involve attacks on an innocent by-stander with no real association to the person you wish to injure.

And, instead of apologizing when your "rude" behavior is noted, you choose to extend and aggravate the attacks with rumor and innuendo you openly decide not to support with fact.



Congratulations. That makes you a Donny Long.




I'm not even going to comment on all of your posts because most of them are retarded as usual. As far as Kara goes, yes she's mental and yes I have dealt with her and No I'm not going to explain the situation because I don't have to. In my eyes you're mental ... so maybe you should be a fan of her. You guys would be perfect for each other smile You could both run into the street crying like babies .
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Happy 2 to the 3rd times 3 to Shawna Lenee!! - 05/12/11 04:45 PM

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As far as Kara goes, yes she's mental and yes I have dealt with her and No I'm not going to explain the situation because I don't have to.


Like I said, you're a Donny Long. Under-educated, herpes infected and more than willing to think nothing of dragging a person who has nothing to do with an argument by blurting out unsubstantiated nonsense.

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In my eyes you're mental ...


Great deduction, Sherlock!! I've only been open about my bipolar for the 5+ years I've been here.

Like with the fat stuff, it's not possible to bother an intelligent person who is honest about their flaws. Of which you are neither.

But, I know that this fact won't deter you.
Posted by: Smokey

Re: Happy 2 to the 3rd times 3 to Shawna Lenee!! - 05/12/11 07:31 PM

Tia you dog eating, shitmouth breathing, sideways twat douchebag loving, boring, flat assed, no good head giving, can't pronounce L's or R's, Ching Chong blinded by Fishing line twat.

how ya doin?

I'd sooner fuck the twins and psycho Kara again before I allowed my worst enemy to let you jerk him off. There might not be a fuglier whore in the history of the jizz biz than Tia Ring.