Da Burglar writes in...

Posted by: TonyMalice

Da Burglar writes in... - 02/08/11 11:10 AM

Da Burglar wrote me today as he is being chauffeured in his handivan to Atlantic City to blow off some 'steam.'

He sends his regards to all of you. He has been snowbound in his home for the last 2 weeks and has been unable to have any high class in-call escorts come over. The sex business in New England has obviously taken a severe hit due to the weather.

I am informed Burg will be rectifying this situation with some Grade-A pros in AC.

"The ho can't get blow due to snow so my dick grow & grow."
Posted by: whorebot

Re: Da Burglar writes in... - 02/08/11 01:09 PM

I see there is a new TV program on History or Science channels that shows how handicapped persons develop special skills in other areas/senses.

Please ask Burg to fill us in on exactly how his special skill works. (For example, I'll bet he can smell a whore from 100 yards or more.)

Or...maybe he can pick stocks for us??....jes' curious.

Posted by: Willie D

Re: Da Burglar writes in... - 02/08/11 01:34 PM

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Da Burglar wrote me today as he is being chauffeured in his handivan to Atlantic City to blow off some 'steam.'

He sends his regards to all of you. He has been snowbound in his home for the last 2 weeks and has been unable to have any high class in-call escorts come over. The sex business in New England has obviously taken a severe hit due to the weather.

I am informed Burg will be rectifying this situation with some Grade-A pros in AC.

"The ho can't get blow due to snow so my dick grow & grow."

He should pick up firewall along the way.

Posted by: Mark_J

Re: Da Burglar writes in... - 02/08/11 03:01 PM

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I see there is a new TV program on History or Science channels that shows how handicapped persons develop special skills in other areas/senses.



speaking of specials. who gave you any snark creds? trying to ride hard to glory on burg's broken back FFS, at best you're panzer with spellcheck.

"welcome to gloid glen" over the PA whenever you post, seriously.
Posted by: whorebot

Re: Da Burglar writes in... - 02/08/11 03:08 PM

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speaking of specials. who gave you any snark creds? trying to ride hard to glory on burg's broken back FFS, at best you're panzer with spellcheck.

"welcome to gloid glen" over the PA whenever you post, seriously.



A Cred Showdown? I think Burg would understand my question. Sorry you didn't you flack hack. The only gloids I got are the ones ramming the back of your throat.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Da Burglar writes in... - 02/08/11 06:40 PM

stand down and put your gloids away whorebot. your e-thuggery is scaring the lurkers.



wtf is burg writing in for?. he posted here this am.

also..is this burgs dad?.
Posted by: whorebot

Re: Da Burglar writes in... - 02/08/11 07:03 PM

LouCyphet: The Voice of Reason?

We come from different worlds!
See You In Space....whoooooooshhhhhh!
Posted by: whorebot

Re: Da Burglar writes in... - 02/08/11 07:10 PM

i'm Sorry. It's just that I'm feeling a little bit sensitive tonight.
Posted by: GUAPO

Re: Da Burglar writes in... - 02/08/11 07:38 PM

Damm shit must be slow over at jm these days. A cripple degenerate sends tone an email and somehow he thinks we care.
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Da Burglar writes in... - 02/08/11 08:47 PM

I care about that cripple.
Posted by: Smokey

Re: Da Burglar writes in... - 02/08/11 09:02 PM

Burg's lazy crippled ass should have one of those plows rigged on the front of it so he could get his Crip-mobile out of there. Or pay a few whores to shovel you out in bikinis. Times is tough, bitches be about the $$.

Sup Burg
Posted by: jamesn

Re: Da Burglar writes in... - 02/09/11 08:45 AM

he's always going to be alright with me. and fuck you bornyo for making me rock the eulogy for him a few years ago, i tried, i really did as things go. he's a decent guy, period. tougher than i am, i would have pythoned my way out of things with 125's instead of sucking it up like he's been able to.
Posted by: raul069

Re: Da Burglar writes in... - 02/09/11 06:33 PM

Quote:

I see there is a new TV program on History or Science channels that shows how handicapped persons develop special skills in other areas/senses.

Please ask Burg to fill us in on exactly how his special skill works. (For example, I'll bet he can smell a whore from 100 yards or more.)

Or...maybe he can pick stocks for us??....jes' curious.






That would be some reverse gangbang!!!!!
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Da Burglar writes in... - 02/09/11 08:49 PM

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he's always going to be alright with me. and fuck you bornyo for making me rock the eulogy for him a few years ago, i tried, i really did as things go. he's a decent guy, period. tougher than i am, i would have pythoned my way out of things with 125's instead of sucking it up like he's been able to.



I know what you mean and I'm sorry for that. I wouldn't last either. He is a tough fucker. But part of the deal is fucking with him the same as everyone else, and that's what that was. I don't recall him complaining.
Posted by: jamesn

Re: Da Burglar writes in... - 02/10/11 10:02 AM

Don't apologize for effectively baiting me, it was genius and actually made me have to be somewhat contemplative. Funny and healthy
Posted by: whorebot

Re: Da Burglar writes in... - 02/10/11 05:25 PM

Quote:

Quote:

he's always going to be alright with me. and fuck you bornyo for making me rock the eulogy for him a few years ago, i tried, i really did as things go. he's a decent guy, period. tougher than i am, i would have pythoned my way out of things with 125's instead of sucking it up like he's been able to.



I know what you mean and I'm sorry for that. I wouldn't last either. He is a tough fucker. But part of the deal is fucking with him the same as everyone else, and that's what that was. I don't recall him complaining.



Burg - I wish you well. But you have special powers that you must share with your brethren. Do It! Before it's too late.........DubyaBot
Posted by: Mark_J

Re: Da Burglar writes in... - 02/18/11 04:47 PM

eerie.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Da Burglar writes in... - 02/19/11 07:51 PM

heh.. the tabletop version.