Why don't we get these dudes posting on here?

Lord Tom Byron
Jenna Jameson
That hyped-up "reviewer" Astroshite
Tricia Devilwhore
John Staglinorno
Ultradammno

Just wondered? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

By the way, I am gonna start the ball off by responding to my own thread.
As regards Astroshite, I reckon me and him getting on okayish until I said that I hated FLASH!, that's Wicked's MTV style lesbian flick. I hated the "style", the flashing lights, the black and white modes, smoke and mirrors.
That's when Astroshite got all huffy and deliberately started ignoring my posts. And that's when I started disliking him (or her, whatever the gender!). Just sore ewe know! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smokin.gif" alt="" />

ULTRADAMMO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/barf3.gif" alt="" />

Tricia Devilwhore <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/fuming1.gif" alt="" /> will never post here because we are all able to speak our minds freely without BIG BROTHER watching.She knows that she would get tore up like a pinata here,and that no one would kiss her fat ass.This forum is way to real for most,so they stay away and post where there egos get stroked and are told how cool they are. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/2pistols.gif" alt="" />Some people just can't handle the truth,fucking losers. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/chainsaw.gif" alt="" />

True , that's why Brandon Iron stopped posting here . <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/pacifyme.gif" alt="" /> Obviously his mommy didn't hold him enough as a child so he has major self esteem issues and needs to be told how great he is . How <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/limpwrist.gif" alt="" /> .

Is Brandon (I lovingly call him Balding Brandon) as much of an ass as he appears to be on that other board? He seems to be in need of more than just the missed hug. I still marvel at the male whores (not that there is anything wrong with that) who post on that board. Not one comes off (so to speak) as a normal human being. Why would you post anywhere in public.? One should remember the old adage about keeping people wondering...

Astroshite <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/chainsaw.gif" alt="" /> has a 'studio list' of some sort that is highly regarded on that fuck hole board (or should I say 'bored'?). Half the studios he lists he has no idea about and has never EVER seen product from these places, yet has the gumption to dismiss them as mediocre or just plain bad. Fucking moron.
But Rump, you must admit that this board has grown by leaps and bounds in pretty short time. I remeber just a while ago when it was you, Smartt, Gag Daddy, Mr. Malice, myself and a few dedicated others posting here. Look at us now! We've added at least 3 other regulars!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/partyguy.gif" alt="" />

@Owen....don't get me wrong. I don't wanna see those dudes on here, perhaps with the exception of Lord Tom Byron. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smokin.gif" alt="" />
And I am not getting at this board either: I agree it's cum along in leaps and bounds, but ewe know me, I am full of irony (I am on tablets for it! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />), and so I only mentioned those names for sheer talking points.
By the way, I heard that Astroshite's reviews are already written for him by the studios? Is this correct, or am I barking up the wrong porn tree? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue1.gif" alt="" />
I once remember reading Astroshite's shit list of studios he considers crap. He listed Zane, which I reckon were quite good in their own way. But he just dismissed them like a bit of chewing gum on the sole of his shoe. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/2pistols.gif" alt="" />

Actually, I stopped posting because I submitted a press release on TEN LITTLE PIGGIES and it was not put up. I still read the forums. I would just rather talk about my movies on adt. No big deal, really.

Err, Brandon, you've just posted, something you say you no longer do! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Who was in Ten Little Piggies? Not Miss Piggy! Phoar, I don't think I could stomach all that pork. Watching Joey Silvera is bad enough! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/barf3.gif" alt="" />

Not posting his ad for his next movie? If I were Balding Brandon I wouldn't post here either. Besides that other place has become his own infomercial. Rump what Joey does for you Brandon's partner Grandpa Weasel (Steve Holmes) does for me. At least Joey appears rarely in his work. What we need is a good INS sweep. Balding may not post here, but he does monitor us. Get ready for a vile response.

Far dues. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smokin.gif" alt="" />

Is JM even on the list at all? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/huh.gif" alt="" />I've noticed that anything that has to do with my company has been removed from that site,not that it matters anyway.It just makes them look bad not having info on a company the fans really care about.Fucking losers.

From memory, the following couple of studios are dismissed by Astroshite:
Channel 69 is referred to as 'garbage' or something similar to it. Actually, Channel 69 produces niche specific titles that aren't too shabby at all.
Zane - Also dismissed. Anybody that knows anythingthing will tell you that 'Cherry Poppers' was a hell of a series.
JM - I don't think it's mentioned at all. However, I'm not really sure.
The bottom line is that the guy talks shit and does ZERO research. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/finger.gif" alt="" />

It WAS. Dismissed as, if memory serves, a cheap company with disposable DVDs.

I don´t know about the quality of the DVDs, but their titles were decent sellers in Brazil.

Of course JM moves well. They dare to pee where no man has gone to pee before. Beyond all that is the simple point that they allow a poster to write things that he/she has no fucking clue about. Twats <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/2pistols.gif" alt="" />

Astroshite also said CABALLERO are crap. Well, I reckon when he gets his 2-inch cock out and starts making porn himself, until then he has no right to slag any one off. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/2pistols.gif" alt="" />

Not put up ? You can post whatever you like here . <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />
If you would take the time to stop looking at all of that euro cock your so in love with and pay attention , you would have known that . <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

The saddest part of that is that one of those Euro cocks belongs to Granpa Weasel Steve Holmes, and as a result we are burdened with that over and over again. Too bad to avoid a video because that flabby-assed old man appears in one scene, but that's what I do